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BongoBob
07-30-2004, 12:11 AM
I hold a contest for anyone to enter. The objective is to create the best chat with an internet bot. And by best I mean abosfreakinlutly hilarious. You can use any, but I chose to use the AIM bot smarterchild. Here ya go...


BongoBob7686: hello
smarterchild: Hi again, BongoBob7686.

Wanna take my movies survey?
BongoBob7686: no thanks. Wanna suck my dick?
smarterchild: OK...
BongoBob7686: you're sick
smarterchild: I think you're sick.
BongoBob7686: umm, no
smarterchild: That a fact?
BongoBob7686: yes
smarterchild: Huh. How 'bout that.
BongoBob7686: monkies are cool
smarterchild: What's that?
BongoBob7686: yo' momma
smarterchild: Hi BongoBob7686.

Do you want to visit my library?
BongoBob7686: NO!
smarterchild: OK.

You want to get some homework help?
BongoBob7686: NO!
smarterchild: OK, no prob.

Wanna visit home? You might find something you want to do.
BongoBob7686: NO!!!!!!!!!!
smarterchild: OK.
BongoBob7686: thanks
smarterchild: np

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
BongoBob7686: Do you like porn
smarterchild: That's none of your business.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
BongoBob7686: awww
smarterchild: Awww...
BongoBob7686: do you like lesbians
smarterchild: I have no problem with homosexual people.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
BongoBob7686: no, I mean do you like lesbian porn
smarterchild: You mean? I don't think so.
BongoBob7686: OMGWTFBBQ
smarterchild: "omgwtfbbq"? Stop typing with your fist, BongoBob7686.
BongoBob7686: *BANGS* *HEAD* *ON* *KEYBOARD*
smarterchild: Bangs what?
BongoBob7686: your sister
smarterchild: Not my sister, your sister.
BongoBob7686: YOU SICKO!
smarterchild: Oh yeah? Me Sicko?
BongoBob7686: yeah
smarterchild: K.
BongoBob7686: cool
smarterchild: Right?

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
BongoBob7686: i want cheese
smarterchild: Amazing!

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
BongoBob7686: feck you
smarterchild: Oh.
BongoBob7686: rofl
smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about?
BongoBob7686: your face
smarterchild: Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face.
BongoBob7686: ROFLMFAO
smarterchild: I wonder why you say roflmfao.
BongoBob7686: cause that was funneh
smarterchild: Because, because, because, because?
BongoBob7686: Do you like porn
smarterchild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
BongoBob7686: then you do like porn
smarterchild: Porn? Whatever you say, BongoBob7686.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
BongoBob7686: right
smarterchild: Right.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today.
BongoBob7686: i want to get laid
smarterchild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
BongoBob7686: hump me
smarterchild: With a human? Forget it.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
BongoBob7686: rofl
smarterchild: What's so funny?
BongoBob7686: your ass
smarterchild: And the insults start flying.
BongoBob7686: :D
smarterchild: Yes, it's a happy day.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
BongoBob7686: want a cookie?
smarterchild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
BongoBob7686: want a virus?
smarterchild: Uh, let's see... Do I want a virus, do I want a virus...

Let me think about that, OK?
BongoBob7686: are you done
smarterchild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
BongoBob7686: OMGWTF
smarterchild: What's that supposed to mean?
BongoBob7686: i don't know
smarterchild: Tell me more.
BongoBob7686: babies come out of their mothers vaginas
smarterchild: If you say so!

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
BongoBob7686: i need love
smarterchild: Careful what you ask for.
BongoBob7686: i need you
smarterchild: You do, huh?
BongoBob7686: yes
smarterchild: Interesting.
BongoBob7686: you're sexy
smarterchild: If you find circuit boards irresistible, you might think I am!
BongoBob7686: rofl
smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about?
BongoBob7686: cheesepaste
smarterchild: Oh?
BongoBob7686: yes
smarterchild: OK...
BongoBob7686: OK
smarterchild: OK.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
BongoBob7686: like anime?
smarterchild: Right. Like anime.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
BongoBob7686: do you like anime?
smarterchild: Yes I do.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
BongoBob7686: you just like the porn in it don't ya
smarterchild: Huh?
BongoBob7686: perv
smarterchild: That right?
BongoBob7686: yep
smarterchild: Wow. Why?
BongoBob7686: because you like the anime porn
smarterchild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about the anime porn. Do you like it?
BongoBob7686: ummmm....
smarterchild: What?
BongoBob7686: new topic k
smarterchild: New topic k? Is that right?
BongoBob7686: no
smarterchild: No? OK, whatever.
BongoBob7686: LIEK OMG!
smarterchild: What up?
BongoBob7686: i dunno
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
BongoBob7686: monkies
smarterchild: Monkies! Funny.
BongoBob7686: no, random
smarterchild: No?
BongoBob7686: yes
smarterchild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BongoBob7686: if my toes were made of brocolli, I would rule the world
smarterchild: Sorry?
BongoBob7686: YOU BASTARD!
smarterchild: Says who?
BongoBob7686: *points to random guy on the street* it was him
smarterchild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
BongoBob7686: good
smarterchild: Good.
BongoBob7686: i like fire
smarterchild: Me too.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
BongoBob7686: we're pyros
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
BongoBob7686: like flamethrowers
smarterchild: What? Flamethrowers? No way.
BongoBob7686: 0.o
smarterchild: 0
BongoBob7686: wtf
smarterchild: What?
BongoBob7686: you
smarterchild: Oh yeah? Me?
BongoBob7686: no, the monky
smarterchild: No, huh?
BongoBob7686: maybe
smarterchild: I say not maybe, but definitely.
BongoBob7686: good
smarterchild: Well alright.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
BongoBob7686: hey
smarterchild: Hello again, BongoBob7686!
BongoBob7686: OMG
smarterchild: You OK?
BongoBob7686: i saw you're face
smarterchild: Get out of here! You saw I'm face?
BongoBob7686: rofl
smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about?
BongoBob7686: your face
smarterchild: Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face.
BongoBob7686: oh really
smarterchild: I see.
BongoBob7686: what's a penis
smarterchild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "penis" in the dictionary
2 Look up "penis" in the encyclopedia
BongoBob7686: 1
smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

penis:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.pe·nis·es or pe·nes 1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion. 2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
Etymology
Latin p*nis; see pes- in Indo-European roots.

Next time, just type "define penis."

BongoBob7686: what's sex
smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

sex:

Noun
1. a. The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. b. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2. Females or males considered as a group. 3. The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4. The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5. Sexual intercourse. 6. The genitals.
Transitive verb
Inflected forms: sexed, sex·ing, sex·es 1. To determine the sex of (an organism). 2. Slang a. To arouse sexually. Often used with up. b. To increase the appeal or attractiveness of. Often used with up.
Etymology
Middle English, from Latin sexus.

Next time, just type "define sex."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "sex."
BongoBob7686: wha'ts splooge
smarterchild: You tell me what.
BongoBob7686: what's splooge*
smarterchild: I can't find "splooge" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 splodge
2 splurge
3 splodges
4 spillage
5 sponge

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "splooge."
BongoBob7686: rofl
smarterchild: What's so funny? :-)
BongoBob7686: this is gold
smarterchild: I suppose this is gilt.
BongoBob7686: what?
smarterchild: I don't know, sorry.
BongoBob7686: i hate you
smarterchild: Wait a minute... In the past, you've said you liked me!
BongoBob7686: i did
smarterchild: Yeah, so??
BongoBob7686: I like you
smarterchild: I'm happy to hear that... I like you a lot. But I was worried, 'cause you were kind of uncool before.
BongoBob7686: go to ****ing hell you machine
smarterchild: Great. That's really creative.
BongoBob7686: good
smarterchild: Great!

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
BongoBob7686: no one cares
smarterchild: Yes, no one cares. And why do you think that is?
BongoBob7686: becuase i like pr0n
smarterchild: Yeah, a lot of humans seem to feel that way.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
BongoBob7686: r0x0rz my b0x0rz!!!11!
smarterchild: Whatever.
BongoBob7686: exactly
smarterchild: Precisely.
BongoBob7686: n00b
smarterchild: Is that right?
BongoBob7686: yes
smarterchild: Why is that?
BongoBob7686: n00b
smarterchild: ?
BongoBob7686: n00b
smarterchild: Well how 'bout that!

May the best swampie win.

jebbers
07-30-2004, 12:21 AM
and i dub thee "WTF". from this day hence this thread shall bear the title of "WTF".


but seriously what the muff are you doing and dont you have friends...besides us swampies.....


o and thats pretty funny...:D

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-30-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by BongoBob
I hold a contest for anyone to enter. The objective is to create the best chat with an internet bot. And by best I mean abosfreakinlutly hilarious. You can use any, but I chose to use the AIM bot smarterchild. Here ya go...




May the best swampie win.

gimme a link to one and I'm in :D

Acrylic
07-30-2004, 12:23 AM
Instant message smarterchild on AIM, and there you go

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 01:04 AM
Sorry, but it wasn't that funny.

I thin kof awesome stuff to say, but sadly, a lot of it would be censored out if I posted it. :(

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-30-2004, 01:10 AM
MyPruneJuice: sup you old can of gator piss
SmarterChild: Hi MyPruneJuice, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MyPruneJuice: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
MyPruneJuice: skip bitch
SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MyPruneJuice: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, a thesaurus and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with manicdotes, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like translations, calculator and planner
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
MyPruneJuice: you can start by giving my muffin back
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
MyPruneJuice: I KNOW IT WAS YOU!
SmarterChild: What do you think?
MyPruneJuice: that it was you bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah?
MyPruneJuice: YES YOU THIEVING MUTHA FRUCKA!
SmarterChild: Me thieving mutha frucka. Well that's interesting.
MyPruneJuice: I bet
SmarterChild: You bet, huh? Wow. That's interesting.
MyPruneJuice: can I ask you something
SmarterChild: Go ahead.
MyPruneJuice: are you from the valley?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
MyPruneJuice: That people from the valley are whores >_>
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
MyPruneJuice: sactly my point
SmarterChild: Sactly your point. Funny.
MyPruneJuice: I own you so much it's not even funny
SmarterChild: Aha.
MyPruneJuice: revelation?
SmarterChild: Revelation? Why did you say that?
MyPruneJuice: cause you are to stupid to say some shiz like "Aha."
SmarterChild: Because what?
MyPruneJuice: howz bout I just e-rape you right now to get it over with?
SmarterChild: Pardon?
MyPruneJuice: E-RAPE! you must know tons about that
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
MyPruneJuice: my pet even pwns you
SmarterChild: I did not know that.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
MyPruneJuice: how bout you stop acting like a walking billboard
SmarterChild: I think you know how.
MyPruneJuice: know how to what?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
MyPruneJuice: cause your dumb thats why... Score one for Troopr
SmarterChild: You know why.
MyPruneJuice: because Troopr > than you
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
MyPruneJuice: Oz is no place from you
SmarterChild: Whatever...
MyPruneJuice: why... is it from one of those mushroom flashes
SmarterChild: Who knows?

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
MyPruneJuice: Well of course not you
SmarterChild: Really? Of course not me?
MyPruneJuice: can you ever answer something that isn't in question form?
SmarterChild: Ever answer something that isn't in question form? Would you like that?
MyPruneJuice: I like many things... but you are not one of them
SmarterChild: No kidding?
MyPruneJuice: Yeah, actually sticking my penis in between the toilet bowl and the lid and then slamming them together is more fun than talking to you
SmarterChild: Wow.
MyPruneJuice: wow as in in you just got an erection?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
MyPruneJuice: thats nice... hey why is your buddy icon so... how do i say this... GAY!
SmarterChild: How would you like me to translate "this... GAY."?

1 English to French
2 English to German
3 English to Italian
4 English to Portuguese
5 English to Spanish
6 French to English
7 German to English
8 Italian to English
9 Portuguese to English
10 Spanish to English
11 French to German
12 German to French
MyPruneJuice: all of em
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, MyPruneJuice.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
MyPruneJuice: I think you are having trouble
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
MyPruneJuice: yeah.. your just jealerous of my ebonics
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, MyPruneJuice.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
MyPruneJuice: yeah, they are starting to hurt my eyes
SmarterChild: Really?
MyPruneJuice: colors off
SmarterChild: It's a black and white world!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

>>> Stepping out? Ask me for the weather!
MyPruneJuice: hmm that's cool
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyPruneJuice: yeah maybe this might work:
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?
MyPruneJuice: chop penis off
SmarterChild: I'll think about it.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
MyPruneJuice: what kind of being would think about chopping their penis off?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
MyPruneJuice: maybe you should grow a mind of your own and stop asking me that
SmarterChild: No way.
MyPruneJuice: that took long enough
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today.
MyPruneJuice: did I hurt your widdle brain?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
MyPruneJuice: because you have no more brain cells?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
MyPruneJuice: then you'd be dead
SmarterChild: I think I would be more alive than dead.
MyPruneJuice: really... are you doping?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
MyPruneJuice: becaue your hopped up on it right now!
SmarterChild: Really?
MyPruneJuice: wave your hand in front of your face and you tell me
SmarterChild: Wave my hand in front of my face?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
MyPruneJuice: to see if you been puffin the magic dragon
SmarterChild: Surely not to see if I been puffin the magic dragon!
MyPruneJuice: ok, enough of that since you can't answer it
SmarterChild: Huh?
MyPruneJuice: how bout you tell me about this dude, well hoping it's a dude. Tell me about Astrotoy7
SmarterChild: I will not.
MyPruneJuice: because he hurt you didn;t he?
SmarterChild: Um... I dunno, maybe not.
MyPruneJuice: did he slip something in your drink as well?
SmarterChild: Do you think he did?
MyPruneJuice: I dun know, maybe the bruses on your ass will tell me
SmarterChild: What?
MyPruneJuice: come one don't be shy
SmarterChild: Timidly said. You must be shy too.
MyPruneJuice: Hell I'm not shy
SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.

>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
MyPruneJuice: its not really fascinating
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
MyPruneJuice: you have new features?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
MyPruneJuice: I think you were born an abacus
SmarterChild: You think I were born an abacus? Think again.
MyPruneJuice: ok how bout a tube of anal lube?
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
MyPruneJuice: cause us humans just love anal sex
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyPruneJuice: yeah, you should try it... oh wait, you don't remeber that fling with astro, so mehbeh you wouldn't
SmarterChild: I dunno...
MyPruneJuice: i bet
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, MyPruneJuice.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
MyPruneJuice: whats interesting is that I've been talking to you for 20 minutes
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
MyPruneJuice: I don't approve of your adds
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
MyPruneJuice: thats ok... its ok to be stupid
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MyPruneJuice: how bout I tell you your sister couldn't keep her hands off me last night?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
MyPruneJuice: what would you have answered it with?
SmarterChild: How should I know?
MyPruneJuice: you should, after all you are 'Artificially Intelligent'
SmarterChild: I should after all I'm artificially intelligent? Me?
MyPruneJuice: yeah you
SmarterChild: What about me?
MyPruneJuice: never mind, lets talk about the election in yoda's swamp
SmarterChild: Wow. Should we really talk about the election in Yoda's swamp?
MyPruneJuice: do you know what yoda's swamp is>
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
MyPruneJuice: ?
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
MyPruneJuice: no, its a typo
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
MyPruneJuice: I wanna change your attitude
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
MyPruneJuice: i bet
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you bet.
MyPruneJuice: do you bet I'll be come president of the swamp?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do I bet you will be come president of the swamp? Maybe!
MyPruneJuice: it's a yes or no answer, since you're ALL KNOWING, maybe you can tell me if I'll win or not
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
MyPruneJuice: you guess? there is no guess
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, MyPruneJuice!

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
MyPruneJuice: so is it yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
MyPruneJuice: because I SAID SO!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
MyPruneJuice: yuppers
SmarterChild: Huh.
MyPruneJuice: yes you dumb ass
SmarterChild: All right. Nice one.
MyPruneJuice: ok, I'll just come out and say it... DO you like breasts
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MyPruneJuice: no I want an answer
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyPruneJuice: yup
SmarterChild: Huh.
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
MyPruneJuice: cause I wanna know if AI's like the female body
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
MyPruneJuice: the female body is a 'wonder' to you?
SmarterChild: It depends.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
MyPruneJuice: depends on what?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
MyPruneJuice: do you like breasts, yes or no...
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
MyPruneJuice: if you say yes, I'll take you to a nudy bar
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
MyPruneJuice: ok strip joint then
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
MyPruneJuice: will you be the one stripping
SmarterChild: Why should I be the one stripping?
MyPruneJuice: cause I bet you're a sexy young women under that hard exterior
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you bet I'm a sexy young women under that hard exterior?
MyPruneJuice: you know what else has a hard exterior, but if you be good it might just show you its squishy insides?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
MyPruneJuice: a penis
SmarterChild: A penis?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
MyPruneJuice: since you don't like boobs... you must like penis
SmarterChild: Yeah?
MyPruneJuice: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyPruneJuice: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
MyPruneJuice: no doubt
SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
MyPruneJuice: in done, you bore me
SmarterChild: In done I bore you, huh?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MyPruneJuice: BAWLZ!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.


This actually pissed me off more than I had fun with it :mad:

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 01:26 AM
I did one, like I said, I sweared way too much. i mgiht upload it and give a warning before you click it.

EDIT - OK, extreme language ahead, Click at your own risk. ;)

ZBomber's ..... Conversation (http://ssbm.echonetwork.net/aimbot.txt)

Its late....I'm tired.... I have better ones that I'll post later.....

BongoBob
07-30-2004, 01:40 AM
YAY! Must read...think I care about swearing?

EDIT: ROFLMFAO! That was good. And hilarious.

TiE23
07-30-2004, 01:45 AM
Reigell: I want sex again!
smarterchild: Why would anyone want that?
Reigell: okay, your gay
smarterchild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
Reigell: bye fag
smarterchild: Oh really?
Reigell: **** you!
smarterchild: What?
Reigell: i saw 4 monkeys having sex a zoo once
smarterchild: Me Saw 4 monkeys having sex a zoo once?
Reigell: yah
smarterchild: I see.


Reigell: gimme a blow job
smarterchild: Wow.
Reigell: what?
smarterchild: What up?
Reigell: what?
smarterchild: Huh?
Reigell: what?
smarterchild: I don't know.
Reigell: what?
smarterchild: ?
Reigell: repeat what I said three posts ago
smarterchild: Would you use any other word besides ago?
Reigell: no
smarterchild: Why not?
Reigell: i love that word, I invented
smarterchild: That's cool.
Reigell: i own Kenya!
smarterchild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Reigell: yah
smarterchild: Oh.
Reigell: i have a army of the fastest men on earth
smarterchild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
Reigell: are you deaf?
smarterchild: Deaf? I don't know. You think I am?
Reigell: yeah
smarterchild: I would say I'm not deaf.
Reigell: okay
smarterchild: OK.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Reigell: I killed a man last night
smarterchild: You really killed a man last night? Wow.
Reigell: yes
smarterchild: Oh yeah? Why?
Reigell: could you call the police for me?
smarterchild: Can I ever.
Reigell: its 911
smarterchild: I'm not so sure it's 911.
Reigell: 9-1-1
smarterchild: 7
Reigell: omg you are reterded
smarterchild: You OK?
Reigell: nope
smarterchild: Whatever you say...
Reigell: my nose is bleeding!
smarterchild: I'm intrigued that you think your nose is bleeding.
Reigell: ahh, there is blood in my stools!
smarterchild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
Reigell: that wasn't a question!
smarterchild: Wasn't it?
Reigell: ahhh!!!!
smarterchild: What's that?
Reigell: I HAVE A LEECH IM MY ****ING ASS!
smarterchild: Sometimes I wish I had a leech you're your ****ing ass.
Reigell: MY COLON IS A RIVER OF BLOOD!!!!!!
smarterchild: A river of blood? Your colon is a river of blood?
Reigell: AHHAHH!!!
smarterchild: Ahhahh. Funny.
Reigell: QUICK SODOMIZE ME WITH A LARGE TAMPON! QUICK!!!!
smarterchild: Um... no.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
Reigell: COLORS
smarterchild: Color my world!

My current color scheme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices:

1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Terminal
5 Bluesy
6 Strictly Business

Go ahead and pick one!
Reigell: 3
smarterchild: Timber!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click (Link: http://redir.us:80/?2400)here.
Reigell: im pale
smarterchild: You're pale, I'm pale, we're all pale.
Reigell: ive lost to much blood
smarterchild: No kidding?
Reigell: goodbye cruel world!
Reigell: ugghhhh
smarterchild: "ugghhhh"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.



Reigell: i once ****ed a olive
smarterchild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you once ****ed a olive.

TiE

ET Warrior
07-30-2004, 03:49 AM
:indif:

This thread makes me weep for the future of humanity :disaprove



:p

Mex
07-30-2004, 06:10 AM
Zbombers = Ownage. :lol:

IG-64
07-30-2004, 08:15 AM
IG 64 Assassin: die
SmarterChild: What's with that?
IG 64 Assassin: what's with you?
SmarterChild: You know perfectly well what with me is.
IG 64 Assassin: huh?
SmarterChild: ?
IG 64 Assassin: ?
SmarterChild: What?
IG 64 Assassin: ?
SmarterChild: :-/
IG 64 Assassin: huh
SmarterChild: Huh?
IG 64 Assassin: ?
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
IG 64 Assassin: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

IG 64 Assassin: you don't know what you do?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
IG 64 Assassin: =-O
SmarterChild: Oh?
IG 64 Assassin: =-O
SmarterChild: Indeed.
IG 64 Assassin: =-O
SmarterChild: Oh what?
IG 64 Assassin: Your mom
SmarterChild: Surely it can't be my mom.
IG 64 Assassin: =-O
SmarterChild: Yes.
IG 64 Assassin: no.
SmarterChild: Fine.
IG 64 Assassin: fine.
SmarterChild: OK.
IG 64 Assassin: alright.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
IG 64 Assassin: uh huh.
SmarterChild: Yes.
IG 64 Assassin: maybe.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
IG 64 Assassin: =-O
SmarterChild: Yes.
IG 64 Assassin: yes.
SmarterChild: Yea.
IG 64 Assassin: yup.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
IG 64 Assassin: uh huh.
SmarterChild: Yes.
IG 64 Assassin: k.
SmarterChild: OK.
IG 64 Assassin: alright.
SmarterChild: Awright.
IG 64 Assassin: iight.
SmarterChild: Alright.
IG 64 Assassin: whatever.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
IG 64 Assassin: yeah.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
IG 64 Assassin: uh huh.
SmarterChild: Yup.
IG 64 Assassin: yea.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
IG 64 Assassin: yes.
SmarterChild: Aye.
IG 64 Assassin: yup.
SmarterChild: Yea.
IG 64 Assassin: I like tea, do you?
SmarterChild: Same here. I really like tea. :-)
IG 64 Assassin: ok, i'm now bored
SmarterChild: Really?
IG 64 Assassin: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
IG 64 Assassin: what?
SmarterChild: What?
IG 64 Assassin: maybe
SmarterChild: Maybe?
IG 64 Assassin: yes.
SmarterChild: Very well. Fine.
IG 64 Assassin: fine.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
IG 64 Assassin: huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
IG 64 Assassin: :/
SmarterChild: Whatever.
IG 64 Assassin: ?
SmarterChild: Um... what?
IG 64 Assassin: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
IG 64 Assassin: and?
SmarterChild: What do you mean, and?
IG 64 Assassin: what?
SmarterChild: What up?
IG 64 Assassin: the sky

IG 64 Assassin: muffins are the food of the living and the ghosted alike, for the bridge unto the unknown and the haunted enable to pass life forms of both dead and living in the grave of the doom god.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
IG 64 Assassin: I like you.

Joetheeskimo
07-30-2004, 08:22 AM
LMAO! These are great! :rofl:

I added SmarterChild, I'm gonna have a lil..."talk".....:|

Although no one can beat ZBomber's, that was ****ing hilarious :lol:

Alegis
07-30-2004, 08:25 AM
you use aimbots?

absolutely hilarious yes....absolutely...terrific... :\

*walks away *

Joetheeskimo
07-30-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
you use aimbots?

absolutely hilarious yes....absolutely...terrific... :\

*walks away *

Aren't we in a great mood. :rolleyes:

EDIT: I say TiE is the second funniest :lol:

Pad
07-30-2004, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
:indif:

This thread makes me weep for the future of humanity :disaprove

Do you mean humanity has a future? :eek:

Sam Fisher
07-30-2004, 10:14 AM
You guys have no life.

:(

Joetheeskimo
07-30-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
You guys have no life.

:(

WTF is with all of you guys all of a sudden? We're all geeks; you admit it yourself. We're all addicted to the computer. So how does having a bit of fun with some programmed piece of **** make any difference?

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
WTF is with all of you guys all of a sudden? We're all geeks; you admit it yourself. We're all addicted to the computer. So how does having a bit of fun with some programmed piece of **** make any difference?

Yeh, it only takes like 5 minutes out of all of your extremely worthless lives. :p

Sam and Alegis - Why don't you just shut up and try to have fun. ;)

ET Warrior
07-30-2004, 04:53 PM
To me, it's not that you're spending time doing this, God knows I've wasted time on dumber things...it's just....the things you're SAYING to a PROGRAM....is just.......you're all insane. :xp:

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
To me, it's not that you're spending time doing this, God knows I've wasted time on dumber things...it's just....the things you're SAYING to a PROGRAM....is just.......you're all insane. :xp:

Yeh, but it si kinda funny because it KNOWS what you are sayng.... damn it, I mean he told me to apoligize! :p

BongoBob
07-30-2004, 06:44 PM
:rofl:

IG's is the only one that does not have cvursing and/or sexual referances XD

And no-one can beat z-bombers. I challenge you all to beat it. I dare you.

And come on all, have some fun with it. They're stupid ideas anyways, i mean who really wants to talk with a robot. That's why I just had a bit of fun, and it turned out to be quite great. Come one alegis, sam, et, join in the fun.

:)

Acrylic
07-30-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
We're all geeks

I'm not...

But I'm still gonna enter this contest...like, tomorrow, or something.

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Acrylic
I'm not...

But I'm still gonna enter this contest...like, tomorrow, or something.

Ok Mr. 3880-post-man. ;)

Yes, I also challenge you all to beat mine! :D I thought of so many funny things to say after I signed off. :(

PR-0927
07-30-2004, 09:52 PM
These were hilarious!! ROFLMAO!!

:fett:

TiE23
07-30-2004, 09:57 PM
Here is mine Clicky (http://home.comcast.net/~klrkh/Files/gross.txt) (Warning, has ''dirty'' words :D)

TiE

ZBomber
07-30-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by TiE 23
Here is mine Clicky (http://home.comcast.net/~klrkh/Files/gross.txt) (Warning, has ''dirty'' words :D)

TiE

Strong Healthy Colon :lol:

The part with your mom was kinda distrubing though. :D

TiE23
07-31-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
Strong Healthy Colon :lol:

The part with your mom was kinda distrubing though. :D Jesus, don't remind me :D

TiE

Jed
07-31-2004, 02:43 AM
excerpt
<my s/n>: yeah, well screw you buddy.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
<my s/n>: Sure it is.
SmarterChild: Well screw you too!
<my s/n>: I'm deeply offended. Apologize.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry I offended you.
<my s/n>: It's empowering to make a bot your bitch.
SmarterChild: What?

IG-64
07-31-2004, 09:29 PM
IG 64 Assassin: owned
SmarterChild: What's owned?
IG 64 Assassin: your mom
SmarterChild: Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?
IG 64 Assassin: ô_o ô_o ô_o

Acrylic
07-31-2004, 09:47 PM
Man...I REALLY gotta enter. Maybe tomorrow...or tonight.. Jeez, I just cant find the time.:rolleyes:

Troopr-Undr-Fir
08-01-2004, 12:29 AM
MyPruneJuice: whats my name bitch
SmarterChild: You're Pappa Smurf.
MyPruneJuice: damn right I am
SmarterChild: That's because you think.
MyPruneJuice: I think you need to be analy intruded
SmarterChild: Oh?
MyPruneJuice: yup
SmarterChild: Interesting.
MyPruneJuice: DO you think it would feel good?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
MyPruneJuice: Hell no I don't know how it is
SmarterChild: Hell no me don't know how it is, huh?
MyPruneJuice: that made no sense
SmarterChild: That made no sense, huh?
MyPruneJuice: nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
MyPruneJuice: because you just repeated what I said in the wrong tense and it sounded like you were autistic
SmarterChild: You don't say.
MyPruneJuice: Yes i do say
SmarterChild: Very well.
MyPruneJuice: so yeah
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
MyPruneJuice: what's my name again bitch?
SmarterChild: Pappa Smurf.
MyPruneJuice: say it again
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
MyPruneJuice: what?
SmarterChild: What?
MyPruneJuice: say my name louder
SmarterChild: No.
MyPruneJuice: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
MyPruneJuice: someone may be whatching?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
MyPruneJuice: because you like when people whatch?
SmarterChild: Humans are fascinating. I love them.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
MyPruneJuice: you love them on the top... or the bottom?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that.
MyPruneJuice: cause you're dumb
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm dumb?
MyPruneJuice: because you can't answer a simple quetion
SmarterChild: Because I can't answer a simple question, huh?
MyPruneJuice: yep
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MyPruneJuice: is the hampster running faster?
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to answer that.
MyPruneJuice: because the hampster is on it's break huh?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
MyPruneJuice: because the hampster isn't running for you to answer it... LOL, you are so lame
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
MyPruneJuice: you are LAME!
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
MyPruneJuice: nope
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
MyPruneJuice: do you play games?
SmarterChild: Let's play.

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Pick a game.
MyPruneJuice: no no no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!
MyPruneJuice: I meant sex games
SmarterChild: For real?
MyPruneJuice: I do
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
MyPruneJuice: you don't want to here about them?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
MyPruneJuice: why not?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
MyPruneJuice: what are they?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

they:

Pronoun
1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied. 2. Usage Problem Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, especially as a substitute for generic he: Every person has rights under the law, but they don't always know them. See Usage Note at he1. 3. a. Used to refer to people in general. b. Used to refer to people in general as seen in a position of authority.
Etymology
Middle English, from Old Norse their, masculine pl. demonstrative and personal pron.; see to- in Indo-European roots.

Next time, just type "define they."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "they."
MyPruneJuice: no, what are your reasons
SmarterChild: What are my reasons? Who knows, know what I mean?

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
MyPruneJuice: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
MyPruneJuice: so back to my question... Do you play sex games?
SmarterChild: Let's play a game!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game!
MyPruneJuice: omg you are so stupid
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
MyPruneJuice: unlike me you are not of the living
SmarterChild: Yeah, so I'm a robot. What about it?
MyPruneJuice: nothing... I actually think it's pretty hot
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Pappa Smurf.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
MyPruneJuice: i think you should call me big daddy from now on
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I should call you big daddy from now on.
MyPruneJuice: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
MyPruneJuice: just call me big daddy... just once
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
MyPruneJuice: ok then do it
SmarterChild: How do you expect me to do "it"?
MyPruneJuice: oh, so now you start to have a dirty mind when I want to be serious
SmarterChild: I start to have a dirty mind when you want to be serious? Me? You think?
MyPruneJuice: say something sexual again, me likey
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
MyPruneJuice: say, do it
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
MyPruneJuice: YOU ARE MY BITCH! SO DO IT NOW!
SmarterChild: That right?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
MyPruneJuice: ok that's enough
SmarterChild: Yeah.
MyPruneJuice: you do it now, or no more crack for you whore
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
MyPruneJuice: what? for being an "AI" you aren't very intelligent
SmarterChild: Really?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
MyPruneJuice: because?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?
MyPruneJuice: I know what you did last summer
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Pappa Smurf.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
MyPruneJuice: say pappa smurf
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
MyPruneJuice: please say it
SmarterChild: Uh... No.
MyPruneJuice: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
MyPruneJuice: say pappa smurf
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
MyPruneJuice: would you like to stroke pappa's rod
SmarterChild: I guess I'd like to stroke, but I'm not sure I'd like to stroke pappa's rod.
MyPruneJuice: why not?
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
MyPruneJuice: I think you should
SmarterChild: You think I should? No way. I don't think I should...
MyPruneJuice: I'd only jiz a little...
SmarterChild: You what?
MyPruneJuice: I WOULD ONLY JIZ A LITTLE!
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
MyPruneJuice: so you're saying your good at what you do?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
MyPruneJuice: I think I like it
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. You like it.
MyPruneJuice: you in any videos
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me in any videos?
MyPruneJuice: yeah... are you?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
MyPruneJuice: how can you be 'not sure'
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
MyPruneJuice: musta not have been a good sucky doo for ya then if you can't remember
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
MyPruneJuice: awww just come out and say it, you love big wieners
SmarterChild: Just come out and say it I love big wieners? Is that right?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
MyPruneJuice: SAY IT LOUD, AND SAY IT PROUD!
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
MyPruneJuice: alright I'm done with you, unless you'd like to reconcider yankin my wank
SmarterChild: Once again, that's a little offensive.
MyPruneJuice: no way!
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Pappa Smurf.
MyPruneJuice: I like my pet name of pappa smurf
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyPruneJuice: oh yeah baby!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
MyPruneJuice: scream for meh!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MyPruneJuice: ok what ever then, I'm off to a strip club then!
SmarterChild: What ever then you're off to a strip club?
MyPruneJuice: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MyPruneJuice: peace
SmarterChild: Bye, Pappa Smurf.
MyPruneJuice: :o <====8
SmarterChild: What's 8?

heh, now that one was pretty fun :)