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07-31-2004, 08:44 PM
okay...natty has done this before. basically...it's jerry springer forum style (since we're all one big happy family)! anyway...lemme start.
das: well, jerry. you see. today, i was mowing the lawn. and then i saw...*sob*...oh god!! i saw my gay lover dr edison...raping my next door neighbor, alia! *breaks down*
jerry: let's bring him out.
dr edison: what the f*** is wrong with you das?! why the **** ******* ****** *** ******* *long series of other bleeps* did you bring me out here?!?!?!!!!?!11
das: i saw you yesterday!
dr edison: what are you talking about?!
das: you were rolling around on the front lawn next door like a pig in the mud...only...you were nude! with that whore, alia!! how could you, eddy?!?!!?!
jerry: well, das. we've got a surprise for you...alia, come on out!
dr edison: *runs over to alia, they wildly make out*
alia: oh, god, eddy! *glances at das* hey, **** ******* ****** ****.
das: oh, you- *tries to attack alia, flailing his arms around, with that bodyguard steve guy stopping him* *stops* *starts again after three seconds* *walks back to seat in a huff*
so now someone else can pick up where i left off. :D:D:D
08-01-2004, 07:51 AM
WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember the first time this was done!:joy:
*Fealiks walks in* Fealiks:Remember me?
Edison: Oh mY **** ***** ****ing *** ** ******! Fealiks!
I had no ****ing idea! how did you get here?
Jerry: now just a minute, I don't know where you came from, Mr, but you can get out of my studio!
*Fealiks punches Jerry in the face without a care in the world but breaks his hand**Jerry's OK, so Fealiks trips him up instead*
Edison: you're that gay transvestite frome the ****ing gaybar!
Das: Just how many people have you been ****ing seeing, Eddy *sob*
Fealiks: The ***** ** ********* **** has seen ENOUGH!!!!!*has a fit of anger*
08-01-2004, 12:27 PM
alia: who are you?
fealiks: i slept around with him a few times. he cheated on you with me.
alia: you ***** **** * **************** * *********!!!!! i'm gonna kill you!
*another fight, with arms pathetically flailing around*
jerry: see, now this is interesting. so you were cheating on your gay lover...with a girl. and then you cheated on this girl with a transvestite gay hooker from the gay bar.
edison: yeah, that's right.
jerry: let's get feedback from the audience.
lonely geek: hey, edison.
lonely geek: you're so pathetic you have to cheat on everyone to get laid.
edison: what the f*** kinda insult is that? you f***in ******* ***** ******** * *...***** !!!!!!!!!
lonely geek: *laughs* hur hur hur.
das: *creeps up on dr edison* *attacks edison from behind, attempting to strangle him* die, you f***in son of a bitch!
fealiks: das! wait! *punches das, das's two front teeth fall out* i love him. *fealiks and edison wildly make out*
das: i can't believe this! *punches fealiks in the face, but teeth don't fall out*
fealiks: but das. i love you, too. *das and fealiks make out*
alia: what about me?
jerry: i love you, alia. *alia and jerry make out*
*steve the bodyguard and edison make out*
das: this is so f***in sick! f*** you all! gah! *pulls out gun* *steve the bodyguard pulls out gun as well, shoots das in the leg* ah! dammit!
08-01-2004, 03:03 PM
*Ambulance come over, three paremedics come out telling Das that he only has four hours to live*
Das: Oh dear GOD **** **** ******* **** ****** **** *****!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Med 3: Who, me?!
Fealiks: No, Me, you sick, twisted *******!!!
Das: BOTH of you!
*Das, Fealiks and med 3 have hot, passionate sex together*
*Meanwhile, Med 1 is Making out wildly with lonely geek, and Med 2 is making out with bodyguard*
Alia:is EVERYONE here ******* GAY?!
Jerry: No, my love, I love you!
*Jerry goes to kiss alia, but she has found herself a ladyfreind from the audience and they're wildly making out, so Jerry runs away*
Straight Hill Billy frm the audience: I'd like my say here; ahem, I am STRAIGHT AND PROUD!
*Jerry pops back again just to say that those initials spell out "sap", not "gap", then runs away again*
*every one apart from staight guy get out shotguns and shoot straight guy.
08-02-2004, 03:33 PM
med 2: ah, dammit. we've got a guy down in the audience. *puts guy on stretcher, puts him in ambulance* *closes ambulance door* he can wait. *continues making out with bodyguard*
das: ah...i'm getting dizzy. *faints*
alia: fealiks, do you care more about me or das?
fealiks: what are you talking about? i never cared about you. why else would i let edison cheat on you with me!
alia: f*ckin sh!t, man. *storms out*
edison: wait, alia, don't go!
das: *slowly pulls out revolver* damn you, you f*ckin ho, ed...
das: *shoots edison*
edison: god damn! *falls down*
med 3: sh!t, we've got another one! *picks up edison and throws him in ambulance*
08-02-2004, 05:12 PM
med 3: Damn it, Das! I'll never make out with you again!
das: what inconvenience did that shooting have to you, dear meddy weddy?
meddy: Don't butter me up, b@stard! I've known you long enough, I see straight through you!
das: but we've only just met!
*shoots meddy for being ignorant*
das: now I see right through you!
Med 2: Theres no need to shoot him, you twisted f*cking b@stard
Bodyguard: hey, don't upset my medipups!
*tries to shoot das but missed*
das: STOP IT! I hate everyone here! and here are my reasons: bodyguard: shot me
Med 2: made out with bodyguard
Med 1:made out with some lonely geek
Med 3: for throwing edison in the ambulance instead of putting him on a stretcher
alia: for storming out
Jerry: for storming out
edison: for raping the dude next door
Lonely geek: for being a geek,
and Straight hill billy for being straight!!!!!
Fealiks: i feel left out.
08-02-2004, 06:09 PM
fealiks: i hate everyone here, too! c'mon das, let's leave.
das: i can't, you f***in moron! my leg is completely useless, and not only that, but i'm gonna die in 3 hours and 58 minutes!
das: get me a damn tourniquet! i'll have to self-amputate!
das: what?! ****, you edison! you're supposed to be dead!
edison: no, i'm just badly wounded and paralyzed.
alia: *reenters studio* oh my god, eddy, what happened?!?!!
crowd: jerry! jerry! jerry!
08-03-2004, 04:07 PM
fealiks: why are the croud shouting Jerry?
edison:we'll never know.
Das:so what now?
Fealiks:Isn't it obvious
alia: not really, no. what? Hit me!
Fealiks:*slams card down* ace o' spades! we have a winner!
Fealiks:well, since we write this out, we can make anything happen *grand piano falls through ceiling* see?*cheesy smile(:joy:)*
Das:stop that, it's just unnerving...
Fealiks:Give it a try!!! *turns into hiscustom yoda avatar*
Das:hiYAAAAAAAA!*Edison go's flying into crowd* ooooooo, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Alia:oooooooooooooo that's just freakyyyyyyyyy, STOP IT! Lets just get on with the family thread, huh?
*Das an Fealiks hang their heads
08-31-2004, 07:59 PM
Curt and his swat team come in and kill everyone, then Curt and his female luitenant start making out
Curt: hell yeah baby
luitenant: yes baby yes!
Jerry pops his head out and curt kills him while making out with the luitenant.
09-01-2004, 08:54 AM
and thus the thread was ended because it wasn't half as good with teh original, there being only 2 regular participants.
09-01-2004, 06:53 PM
...it was already ended. neither myself nor fealiks replied in almost a month...:¬:
09-03-2004, 03:25 AM
oops.:( sorry, my pc was down so its all your fault! :p
12-17-2004, 03:33 PM
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (thats three.)
12-17-2004, 04:39 PM
wow. please don't spam up the boards, even if this one doesn't count toward your post count. it's just irritating.
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