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08-15-2000, 12:24 PM
My graphics don't work they used to but now they don't

Ahh the classical scene from Star Wars Episode 6 : Return of the Jedi

(the scene takes place in the Emperors Palace, 0000 Way Up Street,DeathStar,Space)
Darth Vader:Luke I am your Son's, mothers, fathers, demolition expert, plumbers, favorite authors, Roommate!!!
Luke: What does that have to do with us?!
Darth Vader: Absolutly NOTHING
Luke: NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! Luke Come to the Neo Polked dotted Striped Blown up side of the Force!!
Darth Vader: ALWAYS wait I'm mean YES!!!!
Luke:Never You slurped up piece of Pond Scum!
Darth Vader: so you know my true Identidy.
Luke: yeah it goes all around the Internet!
Darth Vader: Oh really? Who gave you the piece of the Information?!
Luke:the Emperor himself!!!!
Darth Vader: Ahh lets go in business say...........Force Side Fixxits!
Luke: sure i'll use my powers like choking and pullying so we can Kill the customer then get all his money then we'll have a regualer business!!!!
Darth Vader: Yes and our first target..........Bill Gates!
Both: Mwhahahahahaha(Choking) ( a furball comes up)

Well guys how did you like my story in the origanl Lukes head falls down and off the bridge into a Nuclear Reactor but this one is better I think

The Master
08-16-2000, 12:47 AM
What are we supposed to do. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif