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Crazy_dog no.3
08-11-2004, 03:34 PM
Link (http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-arwnbinscm7aug06,0,4241496.story?coll=sfe-guide-headlines)

Guess it'll star Ben Affleck. ;)

BawBag™
08-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally Posted By That Link
narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes.

It is?

I dunno, sounds like a plan to me.

"The Pr0n Identity" :lol:

Pie™
08-11-2004, 03:53 PM
:lol:
i'll be looking forward to this one :p

Black Knight of Keno
08-11-2004, 04:13 PM
W00000! Pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, pr0n! :D

Kain
08-11-2004, 04:23 PM
There are several things I could have done without in my life.

This is one of them.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Anthony
08-11-2004, 05:19 PM
Rated PG!


wtf. :indif:

legameboy
08-11-2004, 05:22 PM
I think it'll be funny if he fails, but if he actually pulls it off, I think that would be a personal favorite...

Of course, he'll probobly fail.

Jed
08-11-2004, 05:25 PM
LMFAO.

That guy is an utter idiot.

:rofl: @ "The pr0n Identity/Supremacy" XD

Alegis
08-11-2004, 05:26 PM
reminds me of some stupid movie where a director tried the same...bring in story so the guys wouldn't leave after they jerked off but stay for the story...etc etc

bad damon bad damon

legameboy
08-11-2004, 05:43 PM
You know, I really don't know why they need to add a storyline to a pornography movie.

Who watches a porn movie for an interesting storyline?

I sure don't.

KBell
08-11-2004, 09:23 PM
Damon, 33, believes X-rated films and action movies are predictable and badly written and is keen to break the trend by creating a adult movie where the narrative is as important as the graphic sex scenes


I think he's missing the point ;)

ET Warrior
08-11-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
reminds me of some stupid movie where a director tried the same...bring in story so the guys wouldn't leave after they jerked off but stay for the story...etc etc

Boogie Nights. :dozey:



I'm with everyone who thinks that Damon is really missing the point of porn.

Lightsaberboy
08-11-2004, 11:17 PM
is this for real?

El Sitherino
08-11-2004, 11:24 PM
lol

I like the crappy porn stories.

"oh no. I broke my shoe"
'don't worry ma'ame I'm a shoe doctor'
"really?"
'come back to my apartment and I'll fix this right up'
"okay"
*cue the talking up bit then bring in the sex*

*thinks astro will get this film right* XD

jebbers
08-11-2004, 11:38 PM
*pinches a WTF out and into the toilet*

you cant have one with the other....Affleck will be the guy in the shadows watching and smoking a cigarette(bad to smoke!)


o well.....

Lightsaberboy
08-11-2004, 11:39 PM
yea, sometimes the dialouge is so cheesy, it's funny.

"hello ma'am? i'm the computer repair guy. i got a call saying your computer needed more RAM?"
"well, there's nothing really wrong with my harddrive, but perhaps you can help me fix my sex drive."
"hmmm. i guess you do need some RAM."
*soft erotic music starts, dialouge ends

Hiroki
08-11-2004, 11:55 PM
Hmm, I am disturbed by the amount of people here that actually watch porn... -_- Sad world.

ET Warrior
08-12-2004, 12:20 AM
And I am disturbed by the person in here who DOESN'T watch porn. :D

El Sitherino
08-12-2004, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Hiroki
Hmm, I am disturbed by the amount of people here that actually watch porn... -_- Sad world. what exactly is so sad about it?

Darth Groovy
08-12-2004, 03:05 AM
http://www.themanipulation.com/prOn.jpg

Sivy
08-12-2004, 05:33 AM
i don't believe matt damon was being serious.

if he was then... lol

Darth Rythe
08-12-2004, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
W00000! Pr0n, pr0n, pr0n, pr0n! :D


Yes..........Good for you..............:rolleyes:

Alegis
08-12-2004, 06:17 AM
Boogie Nights
Ah yes...Dirk Diggler...

PRON IS THE WOST THING IN THE WORLD YOU INFIDELS APOCALYPSE WILL FALL AND BABY JESUS WILL CRY

come on, models are ok but pr0n is just too stupid :p

El Sitherino
08-12-2004, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
come on, models are ok but pr0n is just too stupid :p this from the man with the supersonik electronik avatar. :rolleyes:

Astrotoy7
08-12-2004, 08:09 AM
When I want to watch porn, I watch dodgy german porn, where the girls have big hair and unusual passtimes. I do not want to watch porn featuring Matt Damon....not even a comedy about the porn industry with Matt Damon...ugh ! :(

mtfbwya

Doomie
08-12-2004, 09:07 AM
I'm too young to watch 'pr0n'...

From CAD: 'I swear, if Ethan says 'pr0n' one more time...'

legameboy
08-12-2004, 09:37 AM
No one is too young to watch porn, my dear Doomgiver!

Come and reap the enjoyment of watching along with me!

:p

Astrotoy7
08-12-2004, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by legameboy
No one is too young to watch porn, my dear Doomgiver!

Come and reap the enjoyment of watching along with me!

:p

eew, gay teen porn.....


:p

mtfbwya

Crazy_dog no.3
08-13-2004, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Boogie Nights. :dozey:
.

I was thinking more of "Caligula" :barf:

Troopr-Undr-Fir
08-14-2004, 09:36 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Good Will Humping' :lol: where have I heard that...


As for the person/s judging the porn.

What did porn ever do to you. Or is it what the porn hasn't done to you :p.

porn is good for the soul. Plain and simple :D

GothiX
08-15-2004, 01:00 AM
I hate porn, always have hated it.. I find it disrespectful, and offensive. Might just be me, but in my mind, it's wrong for someone to show the most personal sign of love on TV.

RoxStar
08-20-2004, 12:48 PM
Damon: hey this is pretty good.
Producer: Ya, its kinda like Bang the Drum Slowly, only the Durm's a chick.

:D

[/shamelesss family guy ripoff]

BongoBob
08-20-2004, 07:14 PM
Worst. Idea. Ever.

Who watches the pr0n for the story. Anyhow, THe pr0n Identity/Supremecy, or Good Will Humping?

:D

Tyrion
08-20-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Worst. Idea. Ever.

Who watches the pr0n for the story. Anyhow, THe pr0n Identity/Supremecy, or Good Will Humping?

:D

Or Suck on You.

:p

El Sitherino
08-20-2004, 07:53 PM
*goes for the crude joke*

F**kma