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Curt-Man
08-16-2004, 09:06 PM
Yes, i am bored

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?


I'd have to say the stupidest thing ive ever done was walk around a quater-mile track,bare feet, hottest day in the summer, black track, man i had trouble walking for a few days after that.

Pie™
08-16-2004, 09:08 PM
I had unsafe sex with Sithy once :(

We all know how that went... *looks at Rhett* :(

Curt-Man
08-16-2004, 09:10 PM
let me rephrase that:
Whats the stupidest thing that you've done, that actually happened? :P

Pie™
08-16-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
let me rephrase that:
Whats the stupidest thing that you've done, that actually happened? :P What do you know, you weren't there (as I recall)! :swear:

Anyways, I do alot of stupid things, the most recent thing must have been ripping my Lenin shirt on a doorhandle... :o

Curt-Man
08-16-2004, 09:28 PM
i was there actually, and i was mad you didn't go at it! i was wanting some good pic---- ive said to much already....

PR-0927
08-16-2004, 09:30 PM
Well, once I asked my friend what pod (it's a section of students, different pods never have class together) he was in, when we were in middle school, yet, he was in my next class.

My friend once said, "Hello," before picking up the phone, then picked it up...

I once tried to clean my mouth with soap while in the shwoer, as I forgot to brush that morning...(soap tastes bad...)

I've done very many stupid things...and another one is that there are so many, yet I can't seem to think of anymore.

:fett:

IG-64
08-16-2004, 09:38 PM
I tried to change my boot screen.


>_>

Pie™
08-16-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
I tried to change my boot screen.


>_> :lol:
You can add "told IG how to change his boot screen" to my list :o

Tyrion
08-16-2004, 09:41 PM
I'm doing something stupid right now. Drunk a can of Red Bull, while I have to pack my stuff by tonight because we're putting new carpet in. I know, that sounds like a good idea since I have alot of work to do, but I'm bouncing around like a lunatic.

Anthony
08-16-2004, 10:38 PM
Red Bull is baaaaad for you.

Kain
08-16-2004, 11:03 PM
Canoeing yesterday...made me and Selene SICK...

Seriously, we were stuck for like 20 minutes on a sandbar and as I'm about to get the canoe back into the water, some fat lady said 'You guys stuck?'. OOOOOOOOOOOh my gawd...all I could think besides 'I want to rip your face off and mail it to your parents' was 'No, I'm actually polishing the rocks with the bottom of my canoe'...

...****in lush.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Anthony
08-17-2004, 01:11 AM
I went to get some cereal. I got out the milk and cereal and all, and when I was done I put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. :rolleyes:

El Sitherino
08-17-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
let me rephrase that:
Whats the stupidest thing that you've done, that actually happened? :P you doubt our sex? Want to see the video?


I'm gonna go with uhmmm.... sexing up ET... Warrior, not the little pudgy alien.

ZBomber
08-17-2004, 01:36 AM
I changed my login screen and got it to crash before. :)

I also downloaded a program that deleted everything on my PC, but I restarted and stopped it. :D

Kain
08-17-2004, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Anthony
I went to get some cereal. I got out the milk and cereal and all, and when I was done I put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. :rolleyes:

I do that ALL the time.

I also tend to put the ice cream in the refrigerator...cept that time I grabbed it on accident, put it in the oven, and turned it to 400F...that ended baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...


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Seph
08-17-2004, 02:25 AM
i waited to buy legacy of kain blood omen 2.. but same thing as kain, and, everything i do

Astrotoy7
08-17-2004, 03:41 AM
hmm...stupidest thing... when I was 15 I stole some coke from this crazy old man's garage to impress a girl... I nearly got stabbed in the process, and no, i didnt get any a** either :(

mtfbwya

El Sitherino
08-17-2004, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
hmm...stupidest thing... when I was 15 I stole some coke from this crazy old man's garage to impress a girl... I nearly got stabbed in the process, and no, i didnt get any a** either :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ACCESS DENIED!

Doomie
08-17-2004, 05:43 AM
Stupidest thing i ever did: Well, look around...

But the three-year-old-thread fiasco places first, i think, just before the underwearninja stuff adn Realultimatepower...

In real life, i don't do a lot of stupid things, though i do tend to forget important stuff a lot.

While i do remember details about many ships, droids and planets from starwars...

Sabretooth
08-17-2004, 06:28 AM
"I can make an entire book of stupid things I do, If I can remember them." - Sabretooth

Ok, so here's one. I had been to a movie after a long time and after the interval, I bought some popcorn and Pepsi. Being quite stupid, I decided to wade trough the seats rather than go around the seats. When I got to my seat, I had clumsily dropped my Pepsi, which had gone a few rows down. Half my popcorn was missing when I bumped into this fat lady.

There is a lesson to be learnt here, always get your seats at the edge of the rows, so that ther'll be no trouble later. :D

El Sitherino
08-17-2004, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by sabretooth
Half my popcorn was missing when I bumped into this fat lady.
*wonders where the popcorn went* XD

ckcsaber
08-17-2004, 10:30 AM
While I was in Thailand we were staying in a hotel room over-looking the swimming pool from the second floor. Of course this room had to have a balcony, so I decided to jump off into the pool real "bad-ass" style. Anyways, I hesitated the moment before I jumped, and didn't get off a good enough distance. My right leg hit the side of the pool and broke, while the rest of my body crashed into the water.

That is definitely the most "painful" stupid thing I've done.

Sivy
08-17-2004, 10:39 AM
i've done a many stupid things in my time.

the most stupidest thing was to get addicted to cigarettes.
i'm down to two a day now and soon i'll give them up completey.

most recently the stupidest thing i've done was, i was working on a computer and decided to take the modem out... but i had forgotten to turn the thing off and received a nasty shock which left my arm numb for a while.

The Truthful Liar
08-17-2004, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
While I was in Thailand we were staying in a hotel room over-looking the swimming pool from the second floor. Of course this room had to have a balcony, so I decided to jump off into the pool real "bad-ass" style. Anyways, I hesitated the moment before I jumped, and didn't get off a good enough distance. My right leg hit the side of the pool and broke, while the rest of my body crashed into the water.

That is definitely the most "painful" stupid thing I've done.

OH MAN.

...

o_O

Well the most stupid thing I can (somewhat) remember to date was getting extremely drunk the day before I was scheduled to take an international flight to India. A friend had bought 80% stuff called "Stroh" from some place, belgium perhaps. We made shot drinks with it adding layers of kaluha coffee liquor and baileys. After a couple of those we washed it down with nothing but 40% vodka, glass after glass - it was like drinking water.

I ended up blacking-out and hit the backside of my head against a window sill, where I didn't feel a thing and didn't stop bleeding for the rest of the night. My friends were afraid and wanted to call the ambulance but I didn't want to get stuck in a hospital and miss my flight.

Made it in the end... However I have a scar there as a reminder.

I've stopped drinking any heavy liquor since then.

ET Warrior
08-17-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
While I was in Thailand we were staying in a hotel room over-looking the swimming pool from the second floor. Of course this room had to have a balcony, so I decided to jump off into the pool real "bad-ass" style. Anyways, I hesitated the moment before I jumped, and didn't get off a good enough distance. My right leg hit the side of the pool and broke, while the rest of my body crashed into the water.

I imagine it came off looking a lot less badass than you'd pictured in your head :D


If I can remember anything stupid I've done I'll post it later.

ckcsaber
08-17-2004, 03:19 PM
Just a little.

xp


I was trying to go for the James Bond dive, but it turned into a "Chris Farley destroy everything in your path" fall.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
08-17-2004, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Kain
Seriously, we were stuck for like 20 minutes on a sandbar and as I'm about to get the canoe back into the water, some fat lady said 'You guys stuck?'. OOOOOOOOOOOh my gawd...all I could think besides 'I want to rip your face off and mail it to your parents' was 'No, I'm actually polishing the rocks with the bottom of my canoe'...

:lol: That cheered me up :D

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As for me. Too many to go into... I'd get carpal tunnel.


But I remember posting some of these in a thread like this last November. Here be some:

My friends and I decided to make a jackass video. And of course I am the fall guy who has to actually do the stunts :rolleyes:. They put a net at the bottom of a 20 ft wall (Well it was a bunchof bungy crods tied together) and they tell me to do two complete back flips. Let me remind you that I don't drink very much, and when I do its maybe 1 or 2 40's, and I didn't drink before this stunt either, so it was under my own free will. Anyway, there are about 5 strong men (They are pretty buff, so they claimed they were strong.) And they were holding up the net.

I get up there, look down, turn around, take a deep breathe, and get one backflip off, then have trouble with the second. I hit the net with my ass. And right when I hit it i think "Cool, so I guess I wouldn't get hurt". But they force and the weight I hit the net at was to large for them all to hold up. So they drop me on my tail bone, and I fracture it :(.

2 weeks later:

I have one of those ab-masagers that shocks your abs into shape (Doesn't work, just wanted to see what it was all about), and They ask me to get it out, then tell me to put the shock pads on my toung. I do and it tingles at first, then they crank it up and it nearing makes my toung explode. And after that I get this 'brilliant' idea. I decided to take the shocker into the bathroom with me. My friends followed not know what I was gonna do. I pull my pants down, and put the pads on my testies (not drunk mind you). Then everyone of them starts laughing as I turn it up little by little. It didn't hurt for a while. and I was like "WTF?" So I turn it up to the max and then it really starts to hurt. I ripped them off and then I uncontrolably pissed for about five minutes all over the stall. Then in stead of laughing at me, my friends look like this: :eek:

Lets just say I don't get out of bed the next morning :(

Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

I think this post is long enough. When I get home from work, I might post more.

ZBomber
08-17-2004, 05:01 PM
:|

If it nearly exploded your tongue, while the hell would you put it on your balls? :indif: Actually, don't answer that. :p

PR-0927
08-17-2004, 06:14 PM
*Ouch.*

I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died...

I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah...

My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately...

That was fun...

:p

:fett:

Pie™
08-17-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir
I ripped them off Oh gawd, I hope you don't mean your testicles :eek:
:p

ET Warrior
08-17-2004, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir
Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

:rofl:

Agreed :D

Curt-Man
08-17-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
Just a little.

xp


I was trying to go for the James Bond dive, but it turned into a "Chris Farley destroy everything in your path" fall.

HAHAHAH that was hilarious:rofl:

ZBomber
08-17-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Majin Revan
*Ouch.*

I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died...

I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah...

My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately...

That was fun...

:p

:fett:


TOO much info. :indif:

Troopr-Undr-Fir
08-18-2004, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Majin Revan
*Ouch.*

I'm starting to wonder if that might be the winner for the Darwin Awards...except you never died...

I guess you were just lacking the good feelings and fun, so, yeah...

My friends and I once laid on the most massaging part of those massaging pads you put on chairs...we made sure our balls were on the most "massaging" area...boy, it felt good...when we did that on our rear end...it tickled...a lot, and we jumped off immediately...

That was fun...

:p

:fett:

Mine might have been dumb, but yours is just scarry :eek:

Oh gawd, I hope you don't mean your testicles

I was contemplating which would hurt worse the next morning :(

TiE23
08-18-2004, 03:20 AM
I once rode on a mo-ped at like 30 mph in a subburb after it rained. Well, i was going around a corner with water on the ground, and I was on smooth concrete, not normal asphalt, and a truck was going by (I was going around the corner, turning left, and the truck was going right from my perspective.) So I slammed on the brakes and tilted the mo-ped on its side and skidded to a stop before being run over by the truck. but because of the adrenaline rush, I immediatly jumped up saying I was okay to the driver, picked up my bike and started walking home, my friend ran up to me to see if I was okay and said I was bleeding. I looked at my knee and blood was running down my leg to my shoes, then it started hurting like hell.... ouch... damn shorts...

TiE

Evil Dark Jedi
08-18-2004, 06:52 AM
Lets see the stupidiest thing I have done is...............................I dont know.But my friend jumped off his roof and didnt hurt himself.

Curt-Man
08-18-2004, 03:17 PM
i'm glad i made this thread, now we can reveal how dumb swampies really are :p

Black Knight of Keno
08-18-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I also downloaded a program that deleted everything on my PC, but I restarted and stopped it. :D

So you downloaded Windows, eh? :D

Stupidest thing, eh? I played Dink Smallwood allmost to the end and then took the wrong weapon to kill the boss...

LightNinja
08-18-2004, 06:26 PM
i once posted in a "Stupidest Thing" thread :(

ZBomber
08-19-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
So you downloaded Windows, eh? :D

Stupidest thing, eh? I played Dink Smallwood allmost to the end and then took the wrong weapon to kill the boss...

I don't pirate things. :p

I think it was actually a gag program, because once I shut down and booted back up, everything was there. :)

Chewbacco
08-19-2004, 01:44 AM
When I was young, around five years old, i was smart enough to drive golf carts all by my self. Well i was driving my dad through the golf course (my dad was the manager of the country club) and I forget to set the parking brake when we got out so the cart started to roll down a hill and into a lake that was used as a resevoir for the golf course sprinkler system. So the cart was almost totally submerged. It took a heavy duty truck to pull it out of the mud. I am usally good to setting the parking brake before. Maybe there was something exciting that was happening.

Chew Mein

Evil Dark Jedi
08-19-2004, 08:08 AM
I found out what the stupidest thing I have done it is when I was about seven.Ifound it fun to jump on a couch with my cousins.Well one of my cousins accidently pused me off and I went down the stairs because we were on the second story of my Nan's house.When I hit the bottom I only had a broken elbow.Boy was I lucky.

acdcfanbill
08-19-2004, 10:35 AM
haha, i remiber one time as a kid i was swinging tarzan style from the rafters in our shed on a rope, well, i miscalculated the length of rope to use and slammed right into the front of a balerack which, um, hurt cause i hit my shins...

jebbers
08-20-2004, 01:01 AM
one hot sunday afternoon at church, i think i was about 11 or 12, and me and a couple of friends decided to climb a 30' ladder that goes straight up and into the steeple, where the ac thingy was, and man was it nice and cold....after about 10 minutes of sitting in the cold we decided to leave..one of my friends got stuck to a metal machine thingy and his shirt ripped when we pulled him up...so i decided to go second down the ladder...well i had both hands on the sides of the ladder,one foot on the ledge and the other foot was lookin for the rungs to climb down. well i thot i found and it turned out to be the wall......so thinking my foot was on the rung i pulled my other foot off the ledge.....my right foot slipped of the wall and down i slid the 30' ladder...i hit the bottom with a very loud thump and couldnt breathe for about 3 minutes....my friend at the bottom said i looked like a fire fighter sliding down the pole thingy....they all agreed it looked cool from both the top and bottom views.....