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Corran Horn
10-28-1999, 05:31 AM
I've noticed that Nintendo 64 games have got no sexual references. But have you seen Duke Nukem Zero Hour! Down here in Australia you get a sticker that says what it has got in it. First I saw the violence http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif, then the language http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif, and then at the bottom, sexual references! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif. The 64 is moving up in the world. (Finally)

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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
<Corran>

TheForceGuy
10-28-1999, 06:38 PM
oh boy! i love to get turned on by video games! (well besides that tomb raider chick...shut up!)


---lata

(Try real girls)

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.

The Flying Nosehair
10-28-1999, 06:56 PM
Wait a minute...what's a "real" girl???

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There are many factors inhibiting temptation...
Strongest of all being cowardice.
-Mark Twain

Corran Horn
10-28-1999, 09:23 PM
To bad you can't get real girl's to just pop out of the games. GOD DAMN IT!


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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
<Corran>

Imladil
10-28-1999, 11:51 PM
No, no, no...you guys have got it all wrong! The video games are for satisfying your lust for violence, not sex! When you want to kill things and destroy people, you turn on the video game...but when you want sex, you, well...
I go to my girlfriend. I guess the rest of you are on your own.
Nevermind. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Hungry

"What time is it on Mars?"

--Little Jimmy

The Flying Nosehair
10-29-1999, 10:09 AM
Oh...
that still doesn't tell me what a "real" girl is...
I'm so confused http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run
Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.
-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

Imladil
10-30-1999, 04:17 AM
Allow me. A real girl will bring her man a tall frosty while he's playing Rogue Squadron.

Haw! Haw! Haw! (Snort!)

No, just kidding. I'm into equal rights and I don't really like beer to begin with... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Hungry

"What time is it on Mars?"

--Little Jimmy

The Flying Nosehair
10-30-1999, 12:05 PM
Me neither. It's alchohol + water, so I don't think it an appetizing beverage.

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run
Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.
-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

Lt Cracken
10-31-1999, 08:55 PM
Root beer, anyone? I LOOOVE MY IBC ROOT BEER!!

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Corran Horn
11-01-1999, 12:07 PM
Look, real girls are the real things, you know, skin hair, nails, rooms full of Dolly Magazines or whatever.
Now the not so real girls. A bunch of polygons and textured thingymagics put together to create a replica of a girl.
Understand?

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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
<Corran>

Imladil
11-01-1999, 10:59 PM
INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY:

1) Check for VR goggles. Remove.

2) If no girl, go to bar.

3) If girl, reach out to touch.

4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2.

5) If touch soft nice, then girl.

6) If slapped, go to 2.

7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real.



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Mean

"Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

--Little Jimmy

Lujayne
11-02-1999, 01:20 AM
Meaning girl not real if guy get slapped?
--L.

R.A.V.E.N.
11-02-1999, 01:51 AM
Yes, not 'real'ly worth the effort.

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I am R.A.V.E.N. hear me AWK!

Corran Horn
11-02-1999, 07:57 AM
Whoa. You guys are changing the subject so much (Not that there's anything wrong with it) From 'sexual references on the N64' to 'girls' to 'what is a real girl?'

The Flying Nosehair
11-02-1999, 07:05 PM
That's what comedy is for!!!
Oh, and by the way, I tried what you suggested, and now my face is a very bright red with hand marks all over it. Love hurts... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif


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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run
Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.
-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

Nitro2
11-02-1999, 07:11 PM
And I thought I was bad...

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Imladil
11-02-1999, 07:40 PM
I think I know why people look to their video games for sexiness...!

There is a little understood relationship between sex and violence, and today's video games are chock full of the latter. It's only natural that subconsciously, people would try to balance that somehow.

You have to admit, there is something sexy about zapping the dog***t out of an Imperial laser turret, watching the pretty flames blossom and engulf it before it erupts in a flaming, debris-strewn fireball. Tell me I'm wrong, here, I dare you... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Wierd

"What do whales think of submarines?"

--Little Jimmy

Lt Cracken
11-02-1999, 08:16 PM
<font size=9>YOU'RE WRONG!!!</font>
tehe....... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

R.A.V.E.N.
11-03-1999, 12:18 AM
Ok Cracken did it big so I'll go small.

<font size=-15>You're wrong!


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Lujayne
11-03-1999, 12:39 AM
Imladil...that's just wierd.

BTW, good to see ya Nitro!
--L.

Imladil
11-03-1999, 01:20 AM
And Nitro isn't wierd...?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Wierd

"What do whales think of submarines?"

--Little Jimmy

TheForceGuy
11-03-1999, 03:53 PM
unless this is an inside joke i missed...

Wierd is really spelt " W-E-I-R-D".

--lata


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Never under estimate the power of the Force.

Imladil
11-04-1999, 05:19 AM
Is there truly a right and wrong way to spell weird...?

I mean, is there NO room for interpretation?

I've never been very good at following the rules. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Corran Horn
11-04-1999, 09:47 AM
Hang on arn't we supposed to talk about the S**t Imladil was talking about. What's with the dictionary war here?

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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
&lt;Corran&gt;

TheForceGuy
11-04-1999, 03:40 PM
corran, i don't think that anyone gets the $h!+ that Imladil is talkin bout...

---lata

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.

The Flying Nosehair
11-04-1999, 08:49 PM
I still don't really know what a "real" girl is!!!
(okay, the joke's dead, so sue me. Okay, so thats a cliche, so sue me. And once again I use a hackneyed phrase, so s...wait a minute!!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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If given the choice to plan for the long run or the short run
Take the long run, heck, you'll have to live that one soon enough anyway.
-A quote taken from Alex Freeman, the "Flying Nosehair" in my daily life.

Imladil
11-05-1999, 06:45 AM
Okay, try this one: real girls can't be controled the way video babes can. I mean, you can write a program for a real girl, and she'll re-write it for herself. Video babes just do what the machine tells them to do, no questions asked, no whining, no bulls***.

I refuse to say which is better.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Three-Dimensional

"At the very center of the Earth, which way is down?"

--Little Jimmy

Corran Horn
11-06-1999, 10:37 AM
Lujayne speaking: Corran, I'm sure you can find a way to express yourself without all the big bad words.

R.A.V.E.N. speaking: Whats this Lujayne, Comandeering posts now? Actually its kinda fun. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif.

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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
<Corran>
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[This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited November 06, 1999).]



[This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited November 06, 1999).]

TheForceGuy
11-06-1999, 03:39 PM
maybe he is not old enough...

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.

flamin_tie
11-06-1999, 06:54 PM
Hmmmm, like any of the guys here have ever really <u>had</u> a real babe...I think some, no most of them are just a little too strange to get any action...

TheForceGuy
11-07-1999, 12:41 AM
Flamin- i'm sure even you know how rogue squadron turns on the ladies...

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.

Corran Horn
11-08-1999, 02:52 AM
Hey, why does everyone have to pick on me? Come on R.A.V.E.N, Lujayne give me a break here!

Imladil
11-08-1999, 03:06 AM
Hmm. I don't think I've ever picked on you, Car Horn...but maybe it's time I started. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

As for not getting any action...! This is a family oriented site, so I'm not going into any details...but I do get plenty, thanks!

Even the weird get laid in this world, it seems.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Confused

"Why is the sky blue?"

--Little Jimmy