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Imladil
11-15-1999, 03:34 AM
No...this has nothing to do with Oreo. Or Pesto, Bebee, Cuddles or Little Footses. They've all been good kitties today, except for whoever got into the garbage last night.

This is about something I noticed while playing Rogue Squadron. Is it just me...or does Moff Seerdon sound just like the evil lion in The Lion King?

You know...Scar! That's his name. Or is it Moff Scardon?

...And Kasan Moor sounds like a girl I knew in highschool. Maybe that's why I hate her. (?)

So many questions.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Hippy

"Does the wise man on the mountaintop have the whole world up his butt?"

--Little Jimmy

Kint
11-15-1999, 08:44 AM
I don't want to sound like I have something against the "larger" part of the population, but have you seen Kasan's picture in Rogue Squadron? Ye Gods! I wonder how that Interceptor of hers kept above ground.

"Will you stop shooting? My craft has been disabled for a good 5 minutes now, and ... TREE!"

Bang.



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

Imladil
11-16-1999, 04:06 AM
AAAWW-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! (Snort!) HAH-HAH-HAH--!

Howzabout dis one:

"Watch your fire, Skywalker! Those are civi--AAAUUGGH!"

...And there IS no talk about "landing safely," because on Taloraan, well...there's no ground!

Bye-bye, Kasan! Too late to cut back on the twinkies now, huh?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Culinarian

"Am I in space yet?"

--Little Jimmy

Kint
11-16-1999, 01:06 PM
- Capt'n, we can't jump to hyperspace! We have a mass planetary shadow blocking our exit vector!

- You dumbass! That's no planet's shadow, it's that fatty KASAN MOORE. Shoot her out of the way.

- Aye!

<Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkkkkrrrrrrrrrrt>

Fatality.



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

Lujayne
11-16-1999, 01:34 PM
<font size=-2>(hoping the guys don't notice her)...*giggle*...*chuckle*...*snort!*...BAH-ha-ha-ha! *tee-hee-hee...*

Kint
11-16-1999, 02:09 PM
I NOTICED YOU!

A Pokemon told me.



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

TheForceGuy
11-16-1999, 03:22 PM
Kint, is it true that we have a spy pokemon on our side? I hope so.

I hope its Squirtle!

squirtle squirtle

hehe

Kint
11-16-1999, 07:42 PM
Yeech. Pokemons .... Gotta Kill'em All!




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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

Imladil
11-17-1999, 05:58 AM
NO POKEMONS!!! ( http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif )

Oh, all right. Maybe ONE pokemon...a dead one, hanging from the halyard in grim warning to other pokemons.

...Just to show them we're serious. And for laughs.

As for Kasan...beam that b***h into the nearest black hole. Her additional mass will cause the space/time continuum to fold back in on itself and we'll finally get to meet God. Cool, huh?

"...On the ground, still waiting for someone to pick me up..."

Well, MY mommy warned me about girls like that...! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Culinarian

"Am I in space yet?"

--Little Jimmy

Kint
11-17-1999, 07:24 AM
Could you get your dealer to contact me by comlink? I would sure like to try some of those apparently excellent drugs of yours.


*wink*



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

TheForceGuy
11-17-1999, 05:26 PM
As for your mom IMLADIL, i mean Kasan, I say we toss her a pit of POKEMON!!!!

Who's with me?

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.
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govna14@hotmail.com

Imladil
11-17-1999, 07:44 PM
Well, the DRUGS are second rate at best, but I do have a gold-plated titanium hammer with Tibetan yak leather handle that I use to hit myself on the head.

Stars look pretty any time of day!

As for YOU, Force Guy...!

HUMMMMMMM--! (Lightsaber noise.)
"Today IS a good day to die...!" http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Culinarian

"Am I in space yet?"

--Little Jimmy

flamin_tie
11-22-1999, 06:30 PM
where exactly do you see kasan's picture?

R.A.V.E.N.
11-22-1999, 11:48 PM
..... uh never mind. It would have been too easy. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Signature? I dont need no stinkin signature!

Imladil
11-23-1999, 03:39 AM
Okay, I'll take it then.

I saw her picture on the side of a milk carton. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Fortunate

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker."

--Little Jimmy

Kint
11-23-1999, 04:25 PM
I saw her butt-ugly face on the side of a nuclear submarine.

"Nucular!"

- Homer J. Simpson



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
"I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said 'Outlook not so
good.' I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"

TheForceGuy
11-23-1999, 05:00 PM
She'saLadil,

Strike me down and I will only become more powerful.

**lightsaber noise**

OW THAT HURT!

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Never under estimate the power of the Force.
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govna14@hotmail.com

Imladil
11-24-1999, 03:31 AM
Hmm. (Turns off lightsaber, hops into A-wing.) I'll fix him...

YEEEEEE-HAW! Comin' straight out of the sun at ya, guns goin', missiles and all that! And if that don't work--

BANZA-AIII!!!

(CRASH!) (Boom!) (Flames.)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Fortunate

"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to be strong and determined if you want to drown that sucker."

--Little Jimmy

Sa Memax
11-28-1999, 12:48 AM
If Kasan was here we could use her to patch up the hole in the ozone layer.
How about this one?
Kasan:Hey!
Luke:where are you?
Kasan http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gifown on the ground.My weight loaded my ship down.
Luke:I advise you to go on a diet Kasan.
Kasan:Good idea.
10 years later
Kasan:Im still weighing my ship dooooooooooooo..........AUUUUUUGH.BOOM(ship exploding)
BOING.(Kasan transformed into a ping-pong ball.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TheForceGuy
11-30-1999, 06:50 PM
I'll just take out my golf club and hit ur tiny a wing right back at ya...

FORE!


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Never under estimate the power of the Force.
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govna14@hotmail.com

Imladil
12-01-1999, 05:22 AM
The state of being Kasan Moor is akin to being at the speed of light, because one's mass becomes infinite.

Note: an advanced civilization could derive all of its energy needs from a teaspoon of Kasan Moor. If Kasan Moor were here now, the world would be destroyed by the gravitational stress.

Let's ban twinkies!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Noisy

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

--Little Jimmy

R.A.V.E.N.
12-01-1999, 12:54 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ban the twinkies and die Imladil. (Raven pulls out a thermal detonator) Come on buddy, make my day!

Imladil
12-01-1999, 05:15 PM
For the last time...

Ravens like corn. CORN! Not twinkies! A raven eating twinkies is too bizarre an image for my fragile mind to accept. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

However...we can discuss keeping twinkies as long as I'm allowed to have scotch in the cockpit.

(Sigh. I am NOT serious. Do NOT drink and fly spacefighters--it is not safe.) http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Noisy

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

--Little Jimmy

flamin_tie
12-04-1999, 02:47 PM
Oh, really? Imladil, I remember you sitting in your xwing with raven on the left...You were drinking scotch and a tie fighter came along. raven shot and missed, you fired and got it. raven said "wow, good shot" and you replied "nah, I usually get 3 or 4 out of a squad ike that."
Keep twinkees...ban scotch.
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"GET IN MAH BELLLYYY!!"

Imladil
12-04-1999, 04:08 PM
Um, close. It wasn't Raven, it was Chief Crazy Horse...and we were chewing peyote buttons, not scotch. And, I think it was a '66 Impala, not an X-wing.

But I DO remember the TIE fighters! Dang fast, them TIE fighters... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Foolish

"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"

--Little Jimmy

CorHorn
12-04-1999, 04:51 PM
I thought the rumors were true...and they are!

Oy, this thing's even more pointless than what we have at Xwingalliance.com. And that's saying a bunch.

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"Cover me, Ten. I'm going in. And for the last time, I WILL NOT PULL YOUR FINGER!!!!"

RAL_RogueNine

Shootist
12-05-1999, 12:56 AM
(To the rhythem of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)Starkel, starkel little twink. What the heck of me you think. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I are. The drunker I sit the longer I be, I just don't know who is me.
Remember to raise your blast shield before you take a slash of yer favorite libation boys and girls!!
It's probably ok ta have a nip on your starfighter, but d@#$mn, don't drag alcohol out on the real road with ya!

Imladil
12-05-1999, 03:08 AM
Words of wisdom, Shootist! the following is a tanscript of myself and a friend in a bar.

"Give me those keys. You are not driving."

"Why? Don't you trust me?"

"I trust you...not your reflexes right now, though."

"My reflexes are...I'm at my best right now!"

(Imladil smacks him upside the back of the head.)

"OW! What was that--?"

"Semi. See what I mean?" http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Usual

"Which crossed the road first--the chicken or the egg?"

--Little Jimmy

flamin_tie
12-05-1999, 10:36 PM
Y'know, Imladil, I think ye were hittin' a nip o' scotch while ye were typing, eh lassie? That might explain a wee bit o' the fuddle ye typed.

Imladil
12-06-1999, 04:04 AM
Well...I see that I typoed "transcript." As for fuddle--my mom's maiden name was Twaddle. Coincidence?

--And before any of you wiseass mensa scholars point out that "Twaddle" means "Nonsense"...I already know! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif In fact, it's central to my personal worldview.

Nine out of ten church elders don't watch "Beavis and Butthead" at home.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

Imladil
12-07-1999, 03:08 AM
<font size=1>Aussi...yo no soy girlie-chick, capiche? Ie, tovarishch, I am uno hombre.

Zut! mucho des languages! Casse tete en mein kopf...Jimji samja ni! Dasvedanya!</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Lujayne
12-07-1999, 01:23 PM
<font size=-2>"Also, I am not girlie-chick, capiche? No, friend, I am a man. Darn! So many languages! Puzzle in my head..."
Sorry...I have no idea what the rest says!</font>

Imladil
12-07-1999, 04:31 PM
I worked in a Punjabi Indian restaurant for a while. "Jimji samja ni," means, "Jimmy doesn't understand."

"Dasvedanya," means "Asta!" in Russian. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

(Note: I am not some kind of linguist. English and French are the only languages I occasionally make sense in.)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

Shootist
12-07-1999, 07:48 PM
Du besser nicht sprecth Duetch. Ich felish fersten zie. Ich sprecth nur Gasthaus Duetch. Ich murshta ein kalt bier bitte. Nein, forgessen das, Ich trinken nicht.
I still remember a little German. I can speak and understand a little bit but I've forgotten more than I remember.
My spouse is Korean, bubba, that's a tongue twister.
Anyone like Korean food?

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

Lujayne
12-07-1999, 07:59 PM
Mm, me! Dat's good stuff!
--L.

Shootist
12-08-1999, 12:21 AM
My better half makes absolutely the BEST Korean goodies I've ever chop skicked! Man, I'm spoiled. The Korean community around here can't get enough either. I'm sitting here just trying to digest about one full chicken, half a bushel of sauted mushrooms, scallions and green bell peppers. Woof.
Given the right spcies, I bet even tough ol' R.A.V.E.N. would tender right up!
Just JOKIN' there R bird.
No, I'm NOT being threatened, cajoled or brow beaten... Just bribed...Buuuurrrrrghppp!!!


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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

R.A.V.E.N.
12-08-1999, 01:30 AM
LOL! So I'm a tough bird now? Come on bring it on! (*j/k*)

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

Imladil
12-08-1999, 02:37 AM
I am totally into the Korean barbecue thing. Is tomorrow at seven okay? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

As for raven meat--it's my understanding that the bird's diet has a lot of effect of the flavor. And since this one is known to munch twinkies, I say we pass on it... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy