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Sabretooth
09-06-2004, 09:56 PM
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42328

****.

I. Hate. Humanity.

Mex
09-06-2004, 10:00 PM
Thats horrible. What kind of man would make his own son do that? :eek:

Tyrion
09-06-2004, 10:21 PM
:rofl:

Guys, that's what known as satire.

"I got Timmy to wait for me in a dark alleyway, then I went up to the gay and in my best lisp said, "Heys there, you wanna get it on sssexy?"

He eyed me up and down and replied, "Don't you know it man." "

"Will Not Sell the Boy to Pedophiles or Chinese Resturants"

:lol:

CapNColostomy
09-07-2004, 12:22 AM
I thought that was a rather obvious joke. My only regret is that I didn't think of it first. I loved it. Good find.

Sam Fisher
09-07-2004, 03:14 AM
It was pretty funny.. but if it was for real.....



:D

Astrotoy7
09-07-2004, 05:14 AM
This falls into the "scary-funny" category, like alot of Rp's posts nowdays... :( :p

Sabre, what the hell are you doin lookin up little boys for sale anyway.... *looks suspiciously at sabre*

:p

mtfbwya

--ZeeMan--
09-07-2004, 06:05 AM
true or false that's my vote for WTF of the week

Hiroki
09-07-2004, 06:22 AM
It REALLY makes my head hurt when I see people thinking these guys are SERIOUS...THAT makes me lose faith in humanity, when you can't tell such an obvious joke from reality...

Sabretooth
09-07-2004, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
This falls into the "scary-funny" category, like alot of Rp's posts nowdays... :( :p

Sabre, what the hell are you doin lookin up little boys for sale anyway.... *looks suspiciously at sabre*

:p

mtfbwya

Drat. They got me.

Kain
09-07-2004, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Hiroki
It REALLY makes my head hurt when I see people thinking these guys are SERIOUS...THAT makes me lose faith in humanity, when you can't tell such an obvious joke from reality...

Oh no, dear Hiroki, thats a problem. See, most people would think its an obvious joke, but there are people out there that are sick enough to do something this absolutly horrifying and they'll do it without so much of a bat of an eyelash. Think I'm wrong? Fine, but if there are people who'll drown their children for no reason, I'm sure some sick Fundamentalist and/or Klansman would do something like this: I'm sure the punishment is less severe.:¬:

Hiroki
09-07-2004, 08:26 AM
Perhaps Kain, but this is clearly a joke. It is easy to spot. I mean come on. Everyone knows those people are out there, but if you thought this man was being serious, you need to chill out, and allow yourself to laugh a little. ;)

Crazy_dog no.3
09-07-2004, 08:37 AM
LOL! :D

IG-64
09-07-2004, 09:44 AM
Sort of got me at first but once I read more I was sure it was fake. :P

Curt-Man
09-07-2004, 10:56 AM
hee hee, a fish bonker.

PR-0927
09-07-2004, 01:55 PM
That was disturbing...I dislike the whole idea of being gay, yet, I'd never do something like that. It took me a while to realize it was a joke though...

:fett:

El Sitherino
09-07-2004, 02:22 PM
*yawns* crap satire doesn't really entertain me, especially when people around here really do stupid crap like that. Don't get me wrong I have a sense of humour, but that was just stupid.

Kain
09-07-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Hiroki
Perhaps Kain, but this is clearly a joke. It is easy to spot. I mean come on. Everyone knows those people are out there, but if you thought this man was being serious, you need to chill out, and allow yourself to laugh a little. ;)

To answer to this, I refer you to this:

Originally posted by InsaneSith
*yawns* crap satire doesn't really entertain me, especially when people around here really do stupid crap like that. Don't get me wrong I have a sense of humour, but that was just stupid.

ZBomber
09-07-2004, 04:26 PM
That kid got pwned. :D

El Sitherino
09-07-2004, 04:27 PM
quoted because it's true right?

ET Warrior
09-07-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
hee hee, a fish bonker.

I read that post before reading the article, and I thought that was some new phrase that I'd never heard of, and I was like..."wtf?"

:D


I thought the sight was meh.

The Truthful Liar
09-07-2004, 05:13 PM
There are alot more stories on that website which are better... and some even more sick. =/

Anthony
09-07-2004, 05:31 PM
WHAT THE ****

Hiroki
09-07-2004, 05:56 PM
Eh, I find tons of stuff funny, simply because I do not try and stop myself from laughing. I try and not be a "Tough Crowd". :p

Kain
09-07-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
quoted because it's true right?

Werd

ET Warrior
09-07-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Hiroki
Eh, I find tons of stuff funny, simply because I do not try and stop myself from laughing.

My not laughing has nothing to do with my trying not to laugh...I love to laugh, so when something is funny, I laugh. It's just that some things just aren't funny :dozey:

El Sitherino
09-07-2004, 10:24 PM
especially stupid things.

Druid Allanon
09-08-2004, 02:34 AM
Funny or not, how do you think a homosexual person would feel if he/she stumbled upon that page?

Kain
09-08-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Druid Allanon
Funny or not, how do you think a homosexual person would feel if he/she stumbled upon that page?

Probably the same as someone who is open minded and tends to defends homosexuals...someone like me...

...who was pissed...

...so very pissed.

Hiroki
09-08-2004, 09:53 AM
I would say that they, and all of you where being over sensetive. ;)

It isn't like any of us go around beating up gays with plastic fish...right?

Acrylic
09-08-2004, 10:38 AM
Who cares? Its a damn joke. Most of the stuff on that site, yuo cant take seriously

ckcsaber
09-08-2004, 11:20 AM
Heh, that was great. Just remember this though.

Some of us laugh at cruel humour, and some of us don't. Some of us like the prequel trilogy, and some of us don't. Some of us wank off at porn during our free time, and some of us don't. But one thing is common between us all, be you a porn-wanker-off'er, cruel humour laugher, or prequel fan. WE ALL POO. (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0711220468.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)


And on another note, MOST ABUSED SMILEY ---------> :dozey: <--------
Hot diggity damn, leave the poor face alone! He's being used and abused, and served like hell! Do you want the smiley to wind up hanging dead in a cell??

Hermie
09-08-2004, 11:46 AM
that was... meh. It was obvious that it was fake, but the scary thing is that there actually is persons who could decide to go out and beat up a homosexual. Not to flame or upset anyone here, but what makes people think that gays are less persons than themself? Its just screwed.

El Sitherino
09-08-2004, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Hiroki
I would say that they, and all of you where being over sensetive. ;) nah, we just don't laugh at crappy jokes, I've laughed at many gay jokes in my time, but that was just stupid.

ZBomber
09-08-2004, 12:20 PM
"Will Not Sell the Boy to Pedophiles or Chinese Resturants"

That was the best part. :p

Jed
09-08-2004, 12:30 PM
Look everyone, gullible is written on the ceiling in steaming hot feces.


:emodanc:

El Sitherino
09-08-2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Jed
Look everyone, gullible is written on the ceiling in steaming hot feces.


:emodanc:
:rofl:
excellent.

manoman81
09-08-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
*yawns* crap satire doesn't really entertain me, especially when people around here really do stupid crap like that. Don't get me wrong I have a sense of humour, but that was just stupid.

Fully agree.

Captain Wilson
09-08-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
especially stupid things.

I can be funny. Dun dun ch.

fine, point proven