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Sa Memax
11-28-1999, 12:39 AM
Don't you guys hate it when the interceptors come at you dead on.Its enough to drive you crazy.I figured out if you use the tie,X-wing,or any other quad laser vehicle(not the falcon).Change the view to cockpit and link the blasters to quad and fire away.If your chasing a guy just do the same thing.BUT IT TAKES ALOT OF PRACTICE.

Kint
11-28-1999, 08:56 AM
Wow, I never thought we'd actually be discussing a topic related to Rogue Squadron anymore.

Good work!



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Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Shootist
11-29-1999, 12:06 AM
I usually use the V wing, engage the rapid fire mode then put a quick burst along the vertical of the sights. If they're coming straight on they just fly right into digital daisy land.

TheForceGuy
11-30-1999, 06:53 PM
Only newbies talk about RS... must be a newbie...

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Lt Guilo
11-30-1999, 06:58 PM
.....Well, they do exist, ya know. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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Kint
11-30-1999, 07:40 PM
YE GODS, Lt. Guilo is still alive!



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Imladil
12-01-1999, 05:26 AM
Greetings, unit!

Personally, I never fly except in cockpit mode...with the cockpit turned off, so all I have to deal with is the crosshairs and the bad guys.

Then I smack those b*****s down! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Noisy

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

--Little Jimmy

TheForceGuy
12-01-1999, 04:56 PM
GUILO!!!!

Whats up?

Where ya been?
This is so kool. I thought you were dead or something.


lata


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Lt Guilo
12-02-1999, 03:23 PM
Hehe, wuzzup ForceGuy! Good to see ya! How was your Thanksgiving? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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"...I was never here, fool."

flamin_tie
12-04-1999, 02:51 PM
personally, the flamin_tie prefers to lay the smack down on those jabronies in external view mode, unless he is in the Ywing, delivering piping fresh poontang pie to the monkeycrap candya$$es.
IF YOU CAN SMELL...what the flamin_tie, is cooking.
(this has been a shameless endorsement of the wwf)

Lt Cracken
12-04-1999, 03:36 PM
Well, the flaimin'_tie is just a flammin'_tie, and a jabroonie! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif (j/k)

See, guys, it's not that hard. 2 steps.

Point/i>
and
[i]Shoot.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif!

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Imladil
12-04-1999, 04:11 PM
I think jabronies are illegal in the US, except for medicinal purposes. Aren't they?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Foolish

"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"

--Little Jimmy

Conor
12-04-1999, 08:57 PM
Not if they are laying the Smacketh Down! Then they are entertainment peronalities. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

Imladil
12-05-1999, 02:58 AM
<font size=10><font color=red>???</font></font>

<font size=1>He did it...he out-weirded me...!</font>

<font size=10><font color=red>???</font></font>

Conor
12-05-1999, 03:04 PM
It is actually perfectly natural if you watch WWF, which I admit I do. It really is, uncontestably, the most entertaining spectacle on television.

If you smellllllll what the Rock.................Is cookin'!

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

Shootist
12-05-1999, 05:09 PM
Once upon a time I went to a hockey game, an episode of Jerry Springer broke out. I went home, turned on the TV and there was the Home Shopping Channel selling WWF action figures. I went to sleep and had a bad dream of someone insulting my intelligence all over again.

TheForceGuy
12-05-1999, 07:50 PM
ummmm i read that message before i read ur name and for a second u almost sounded like Shes-a-ladil! scary huh?

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flamin_tie
12-05-1999, 10:54 PM
The flamin_tie doesn't like all this monkeycrap that you jabronies are talking about with action figures and big red question marks and Jerry Springer. So the flamin_tie will tell you what he's gonna do. Hes gonna bake up a nice poontang pie...put your little action figures and red question marks and Jerry Springers into it...shine it up real nice...wrap it in a $500 silk shirt...turn it sideways....AND STICK IT UP YOUR CANDY @$$!!!!

IF YOU SMELL-L-L-L-L! What the flamin_tie...is cookin'.
(damn i need a shorter screen name)

Imladil
12-06-1999, 04:24 AM
<font size=1>Hummmm...</font>

"Do you hear something?"

Hummmm...

"Is there supposed to be an eclipse today?"

<font size=5>Hummmm...ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP--!

<font color=red> BOOOOM!!!</font></font>

A-wing terror enforcement: mobile AND final.
Next? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

Shootist
12-06-1999, 07:12 PM
Most honarable Force Gentleman, please to explain what is "Shes-a-ladil."

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

Imladil
12-07-1999, 02:42 AM
Well, I would, but it's my policy to IGNORE defective units making fun of my name. I believe it's a genetic problem, so it wouldn't be polite to laugh at his handicap. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Besides...either I'm a guy or I'm horribly deformed. Yikes!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

TheForceGuy
12-08-1999, 07:21 PM
shootist,

shes-a-ladil = IMLADIL

(u know the guy that makes all the stupid posts)


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Lujayne
12-08-1999, 08:14 PM
Personally, I really like Imladil's posts.

Shootist
12-08-1999, 09:33 PM
Ditto.

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

R.A.V.E.N.
12-09-1999, 01:40 AM
Same here. Imladil's constant A-Wing attacks are the only thing keeping this forum moving.

Imladil
12-09-1999, 03:23 AM
Speaking of which, I think I hear something. Shhh...

<font size=1><font color=red>Hummm-mmm-mmmmm-mm...</font></font>

Lt Guilo
12-10-1999, 12:06 AM
What's really funnyhaha is, I think this guy, based on his chosen profession and spelling of his username, is ACTUALLY Chef Emeril Agassi. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

See? And you thought I wasn't onto you.... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 10, 1999).]

Imladil
12-10-1999, 02:39 AM
<font size=10><font color=red>BAM!</font></font>

Hmm. Nope, doesn't fit. I'm afraid I'll have to stick with: http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

<font size=10><font color=red>BANZAI!</font></font>

Aaahh. Much better. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif I am NObody famous; I work in a truckstop fer crissakes...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Lt Guilo
12-10-1999, 03:55 AM
Truth be told, I wouldn't eat anything prepared by some fellow with a Mafioso-accented speech dialect and accordingly heavyset build, and who frequently interjected his own sound effects when handling the ingredients, regardless of his <font size="7" color="ff0000">BAM!</font> vs. <font size="7" color="ff0000">BANZAI!</font> preference.

All I wanna hear from the dude is <font size="7" color="ff0000">Bon Appetít!</font>

But, hey - that's just me. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Imladil
12-12-1999, 05:23 AM
Actually, that dude bugs me, too. I just don't want someone that sweaty standing over my food, that's all.

That's reasonable, isn't it?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Lt Guilo
12-13-1999, 08:38 PM
...<s>Define "reasonable"</s>Oh my, but yes. ESPECIALLY for an enlightened soul such as yourself. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif


....Wine list? Accoutrement? Breath mint? Candy mint?<font size="1">

[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 18, 1999).]

Imladil
12-14-1999, 01:57 AM
Reasonable: (to me, anyway) coinciding precisely with my worldview. Agreeing with all my ideas and acquiescing unsufferingly to my every whim. Reasonable. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Enlightened? Um...I am aware of my own confusion. Does that qualify me?

Hoist that man up the yardarm! Drop the main giraffe! Bring the whale about and wiggle her threateningly at the b***h-hogs!

I use lots of non-stick spray at work because I hate penguins.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

Sa Memax
12-16-1999, 12:37 PM
Whats with giraffs,whales,and penguins.Huh,Imladil.Prepare to keel haul Fligh Leader Imladil.HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW.I am going to enjoy this.

TheForceGuy
12-16-1999, 01:44 PM
I think i saw "resonable" leave this forum a long time ago... (probably to go to a galaxy far away)

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Imladil
12-16-1999, 04:31 PM
Nice try, Sa, but you can't keel-haul a HOLOGRAM! BAW-haw-haw-haw--! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

*Sigh.* You see, my poor, misguided unit...I'm using federation technology. Why? Because my class C poet's license says I can, that's why! So the being you think is Imladil is actually a realistic computer simulation projected into this reality...which is computer driven itself, and being a part of the greater universe, is itself part of a quantum matrix based on questionable reality.

Aaaauugh! Headache! Switch to French. *Beep!* D'accord. Le francais me servit plus bien pour decriver l'etat de mon tete, de toute facon. Voila: ce soit possible que je soit malade en la tete, mais ce n'est rien parce qu'on ne peut jamais eprouver l'etat d'etre.

Sorry. Had to go all exitstential there.

Try this: take 1 hypodermic syringe (unused, of course), a chocolate bar, some strawberries and a shot of cognac. Make a bain marie--a simple kitchen set up where you heat water in a big pan and set a smaller pan in the water. Put the chocolate in the smaller pan, and it will melt without burning. Dip strawberries in chocolate, let dry. Fill your syringe with cognac and inject the strawberries with the liquor; let sit overnight. Yummy-yum-yum yummers. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

Sa Memax
12-16-1999, 05:08 PM
Check this out.CAUTION:FOR PROFFESIONALS ONLY.
get a jar
a few ballons
a syringe
a lobster tail(yes i said LOBSTER)
and ducttape
put the tail in the jar and stretch one or two baloons over the jar and put the tape around the neck of the jar.and wait for several months.After 3 months insert the syringe into the jar.(do not do this inside)
This unusal experiment produces a deadly poison.COOL.

Imladil
12-16-1999, 07:14 PM
Ummmm...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Zoomunit

"Crystal magic helps the elementally disabled."

--Little Jimmy

flamin_tie
12-16-1999, 07:50 PM
Uh...this is bad...I being the pyro I am being scared by him...I fear for everyone.

Sa Memax
12-16-1999, 11:55 PM
Hey.Chill man.I've never done it.But a pyro guy I know did it and sprayed it in his neighbors house because he didn't like them.It is so strong that 2 or 3 drops in a building.And the building will be condembed.THe only way you can tell it is anywhere is by a smell so strong it would probobly disintegrate your sinus.So just CHILL!

Sa Memax
12-16-1999, 11:56 PM
And I also know how to make NAPALM.But I'll keep that to myself.

skw
12-19-1999, 01:56 PM
NAPALM???

Imladil
12-23-1999, 03:40 AM
Napalm...Dippity-doo...what's the difference?

I've always wondered...Superman can fly into the Earth's crust and survive...but what would it look like? I mean, magma glows on exposure to air, but does it luminesce farther down? Or is it dark--hot and dark?

Radio Free Saturn standing by.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Samurai

"If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?"

--Little Jimmy

skw
12-23-1999, 03:34 PM
just mildly humid I expect.