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Kint
12-29-1999, 11:26 AM
Why did the Jedi cross the road ?

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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

skw
12-29-1999, 02:39 PM
to reach the second hand shop??? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif???


HAHAHA (that was more of an evil cackle than a laugh by the way)

Lt Guilo
12-29-1999, 05:56 PM
Why, to get to the Other Side, of course! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Imladil
12-29-1999, 06:18 PM
The Jedi crossed the road because the Force interconnections between him and the other side told him it was his destiny to do so.

How'd I do? Is there a prize?

Kint
12-30-1999, 07:43 AM
Huh ... yeah... You win a free subscription to Jedi Chicks of Hoth.

Congrats!



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

R.A.V.E.N.
12-30-1999, 04:28 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif Good Prize! Can I borrow those when youre done? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

skw
12-30-1999, 04:53 PM
does someone have today's news of the Empire,
I heard they have a new idea for re-using
the captured rebble r2's....

..... coat hangers or sumfink.....

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I CAN SMILE..!!!

I AM THE CADBURY KING

Sa Memax
12-30-1999, 10:29 PM
I heard they were using them to make toy blasters for te baby Stormtroopers.Either that or eating utensils.

skw
01-01-2000, 04:09 PM
actually they're just the right shape to be a hoover(/vacuum cleaner)

Now there's a thought. i expect it's really thick to ask' but what do hoovers look like in star wars

rebel_jediknight
01-02-2000, 12:35 AM
Why did Voyager cross the Delta Quadrant?

Why, to get to the Alpha Quadrant, of course!

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

Imladil
01-02-2000, 02:13 AM
Zen Chicken Riddle:

"What is the sound of one chicken becoming the road?"

Kint
01-02-2000, 10:51 AM
Probably something in the likes of splatch.

Happy new year.



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Imladil
01-03-2000, 02:58 AM
Okay...if there was no one around but that chicken, did it really make a noise?

Lt Guilo
01-05-2000, 03:36 AM
Only one way to find out, Imladil... http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/PBsmile1a.gif

If you'll just stand right there....yes, that's it; right where the chicken previously was.... http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/PBgrin.gif <font size="1">

[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited January 05, 2000).]