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Crazy_dog no.3
09-14-2004, 11:26 AM
1) Is the UK dvd of American Pie the same as the "unrated version" in the US (American Pie 2 and The Wedding both were) or is it the normal "R-rated" version. Here's how you tell:
From IMDB:
There's a slightly different version of Jim humping the pie. The theatrical release included Jim's father catching him with the pie while standing near the counter in the kitchen. The unrated version shows Jim's father catching him laying on top of the pie on the bar in the kitchen.

2) Is the UK DVD of Last of the Mohicans the "Director's Cut" version or the original version? (I want the original version!)

Thanks.

Pie™
09-14-2004, 01:25 PM
There was nothing between me and the "Jim" guy! Nothing I tell you! :mad:

GothiX
09-14-2004, 01:35 PM
That's not what you said last night!

Pie™
09-14-2004, 01:41 PM
You told me your name was Debbie! :o

GothiX
09-14-2004, 01:43 PM
Pft, you prolly were too drunk to seperate Debbie from Jim.

KBell
09-14-2004, 01:52 PM
So.......you wanna buy the UK version to see Jim hump a pie a different way?

I think you want a different DVD man.

Hermie
09-14-2004, 01:53 PM
Wha?! You told me you needed to do homework. :mad:

Pie™
09-14-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Pft, you prolly were too drunk to seperate Debbie from Jim. Yeah, easy mistake to make...
The important part was that it hurt.
a lot.

you should have used some vaseline or something, it was a bit rough :(

My ring is still sore :/

GothiX
09-14-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Herminator_64
Wha?! You told me you needed to do homework. :mad:
What? You're going with Herm as well? That's it man, I could accept kain, Jed, InsaneSith and Groovy, but Agen is just WAY too much. It's OVER.

Oh, and the vaseline was gone, sorry. be sure to catch anything thaty mighjt come dripping out now. >.>

Pie™
09-14-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by KBell
So.......you wanna buy the UK version to see Jim hump a pie a different way?

I think you want a different DVD man. Yes, I can get you some real saucy ones for a nice price :naughty:

Yes, Agen is a bit too big :o

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Pie™
Yes, I can get you some real saucy ones for a nice price :naughty:

Not the blue tape, I hope? Please, not the blue tape!

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Not the blue tape, I hope? Please, not the blue tape! I was thinking more along the pink one... with the fluffy love-cuffs and all that kinky stuff ;)

It get's bit nasty when you get out that whip, but it sure was worth it, I'm filled up for the next ten years :D

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:09 PM
But the blue one has goatse!

Then again.. the whip was fun. it's sad that you gave up that fast, though. :(

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:12 PM
A guy can only come that many times...

The part when I did a toilet on you was a bit dirty though... But I'm sure our friend Crazy_Dog is used to that kinda sh*t (literally) :)

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:14 PM
Oh, gah, don't mention that again.. I don't want to know what you had eaten back then, but it sure smelled bad..

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:18 PM
Yeah, it was ETs crap recycled and coming out again...

It's kinda become a piece of heritage over here, I dunno how many have had that in their intestines before me... <.<

Kinda smelled like Jed though... :)

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:19 PM
I don't know, I never had the pleasure of smelling Jed. >.>

Crazy_dog no.3
09-14-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Pie™

The part when I did a toilet on you was a bit dirty though... But I'm sure our friend Crazy_Dog is used to that kinda sh*t (literally) :)

Huh? :eek: What are you implying?!

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
I don't know, I never had the pleasure of smelling Jed. >.> Don't be shy, you know we've all had a piece of ole' Jeddeh ;)

What are you implying?! Yes, Zed sent me the tapes... all of them :)

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Pie™
Don't be shy, you know we've all had a piece of ole' Jeddeh ;)
I didn't.. Seriously. I feel left out. :(

Got tapes of it? >.>

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Got tapes of it? >.> Who doesn't? :)

Watch those kinky headphones go! :D

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Pie™
Who doesn't? :)

Watch those kinky headphones go! :D

I don't. :(

And headphones.. Like, ooooh, baby.

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:28 PM
Oh yes you do, the guy who hasn't shaved "down there" on the 'Soft Slithering' tape is Jed himself ;)

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:29 PM
Really? So it wasn't TiE? Gosh, that's a relieve..

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:31 PM
TiE is the furby who can take 3 members at once into his beak ^^

(look ma, i made a pun!)

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:33 PM
Oh, wait. he's the scary guy I thought was Jed! It all makes sense now!

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:34 PM
yes, and the big hairy guy is InsaneSith :)

The guy who is missing a penis is Clemme With(out) Stick :)

But you allready know that, the way you were screaming their names over and over the whole time :)

Damn, I hit the sticky keys again <.<;

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:38 PM
InsaneSith has manboobs.

And how did those keys become so sti.. Oh, wait, nevermind.

Besides, I didn't scream THAT hard..


Did I?

ZBomber
09-14-2004, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Pie™

Yes, Zed sent me the tapes... all of them :)

What tapes.... >_>


*kicks box of "Swampies: Uncensored" videos under bed*


Oh.... THOSE tapes..... <_<

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:39 PM
Yes, and boy, do they make good handles :D

sorreh, you know I can't control myself when talking about Clemme :o

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:42 PM
That's not just while talking about him. :p

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:44 PM
Whatever services I choose to provide Clemme in my spare time, is entirely my own buisness, even though I sold tapes of it... :mad:

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:45 PM
Hey, it's my business as well, you threw me into the closet for that so he wouldn't see me, remember?

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:48 PM
I mean i'm doing all the business, as in selling and shipping off the tapes...
Most of my incomes (other than for 'special services') come from a certain Rhett :)
Order 3 and you'll get an exclusive ltd ed GothiX-Goatse collectible miniature :D

Agen
09-14-2004, 02:50 PM
He said he was someone else!!!
I fell for it, i really did.

Pssst, how much you want ZB?
¬_¬

GothiX
09-14-2004, 02:50 PM
Miniature me's? Awww, you shouldn't have.

Pie™
09-14-2004, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Miniature me's? Awww, you shouldn't have. He even makes authentic screaming and groaning noises, and realisticly begs for more Pie™ :D
A must have in any collection :)

Hiroki
09-14-2004, 05:21 PM
How did this go from Jim humping a pie, to all of your homosexual relationships with Jed? :p

Anthony
09-14-2004, 06:52 PM
*gets confused for a moment, then throws up*

Chewbacco
09-14-2004, 08:15 PM
Are we actually talking about American Pie or what?:confused:

ET Warrior
09-14-2004, 10:36 PM
This thread gets closed for being the spammiest thing I've seen in a looong time :disaprove