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IG-64
09-14-2004, 05:40 PM
After a little dispute with a certain Mike Windu I decided to make one of those ever popular Vs. threads that swampies had as a fad awile back.

IMHO, Samurai Jack owns spongebob. Hands down.

Mike Windu
09-14-2004, 05:50 PM
IMHO, Spongebob is a great cartoon, and much better than Samurai Jack.

Spongebob has plenty of adult humor.

For example I will take the "Band Geeks" episode.

Satire of marching band in itself.

Examples of adult humor:

"I hope the crowd brings lots of... IBUPROFEN"*click*

"Welcome sports fans, to the bubble bowl!"(satire of football/superbowl)

"Wow these fish are ugly(referring to humans)"
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."

"That dealer didn't know an oboe from and elbow. Hehe, band humor, hehe"

*after a fight ending with Patrick having his head stuffed through a trumpet* "To the owner of the white sedan, you left your car lights on."

...

Samurai Jack:

Oh crap, transported in time.
New way to get back.
*arrives at the new portal to get back in time*
OH NO LOTS OF ENEMIES OF AKU.
*fight fight*
OH NO WARP PORTAL CLOSED
*move on to next portal*
*rinse and repeat*

:dozey:

Now, if you will excuse me, I will be doing my essay questions for school now.

Sam Fisher
09-14-2004, 05:56 PM
I'd say neither, Static Shock is better...

<_<

>_>

Anyways... I don't have a TV:D



Where is the Yoda! option?!

Curt-Man
09-14-2004, 05:59 PM
sponge bob scares me, seriously he is very freaky, anwho samurai jack is cooler, good fihgts, crazy fights, plus, he is a samurai, so its all good, and ive never seen a funny episode of sponge bob.

TK-8252
09-14-2004, 06:02 PM
TK-8252 > Samurai Jack + Spongebob

IG-64
09-14-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
Where is the Yoda! option?!


Oops :p


Get over yourself TK :xp:

BongoBob
09-14-2004, 06:08 PM
Bull.

Invader Zim pwns all

:insertzimslileyhere:

We need zim smileys :(

TK-8252
09-14-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
Get over yourself TK :xp:

Nevar...!

Kain
09-14-2004, 06:17 PM
Invader Zim pwns all t00n5

IG-64
09-14-2004, 06:19 PM
People, at least vote what in your opinion is the better option


This isn't "samurai jack vs. spongebob vs. something else."

Anthony
09-14-2004, 06:41 PM
Samurai Jack

Chewbacco
09-14-2004, 07:07 PM
Spongebob. He totally makes me laugh.

BongoBob
09-14-2004, 07:50 PM
fine, whiner :xp:

Samurai Jack would cut spongebob up.

Zim pwns all though >.> <.<

Mike Windu
09-14-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
fine, whiner :xp:

Samurai Jack would cut spongebob up.

Zim pwns all though >.> <.<

If Jack cut Spongebob up, we'd have however many pieces of Spongebob, make more Spongebobs.

Imagine if he cut Spongebob into 500 pieces...

*thinks of 500 SB*

BongoBob
09-14-2004, 08:37 PM
Then Aku would burn all of them to hell.

kthxbye :)

CapNColostomy
09-14-2004, 08:38 PM
I'll avoid those like the plague, and stick with Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Tyrion
09-14-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
I'll avoid those like the plague, and stick with Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Werd.

(Futurama and Family Guy, too.)

TiE23
09-14-2004, 09:00 PM
Sponge bob is very cool
Samurai Jack is a anime wannabe, and the plot sucks so much, its just a few frames of animation edited to repeat over and over and over.

TiE

Samuel Dravis
09-14-2004, 09:31 PM
I don't like cartoons much. Anime is jerky, which is really irritating to me, and the others are just not interesting. The only one that I will watch every once in a while is Johnny Bravo.

Sabretooth
09-15-2004, 01:58 AM
Spongebob owns you all! :tng1:

I agree with Mike there, Jack hasn't got any interesting stuff other than weird fights and square jaws.

Darth Rythe
09-15-2004, 02:14 AM
Samuria Jack kicks ass, Bob, (not bongo) is gay.

Jack good - He has wooden shoes:D

Bob bad - he can't drive for crap:p


Goku owns you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:xp:

EDIT:
Samurai Jack:

Oh crap, transported in time.
New way to get back.
*arrives at the new portal to get back in time*
OH NO LOTS OF ENEMIES OF AKU.
*fight fight*
OH NO WARP PORTAL CLOSED
*move on to next portal*
*rinse and repeat*


ISN't IT GREAT!?!?!?!:D

Evil Dark Jedi
09-15-2004, 02:56 AM
Jack pwns all except for maybe johhny bravo. Jack would probably break his sword on that hair of his.

toms
09-15-2004, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Examples of adult humor:

"I hope the crowd brings lots of... IBUPROFEN"*click*

"Welcome sports fans, to the bubble bowl!"(satire of football/superbowl)

"Wow these fish are ugly(referring to humans)"
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."

"That dealer didn't know an oboe from and elbow. Hehe, band humor, hehe"

*after a fight ending with Patrick having his head stuffed through a trumpet* "To the owner of the white sedan, you left your car lights on."
Thats humour? Thats satire? Thats adult? :confused:

Spongebob seems like a very annoying load of rubbish, and the little bit of samurai jack i have seen has cool animation, but not a lot else.

Ren & Stimpy did the weirdness better than spongebob.
Clerks did the comedy and animation better than both.
Beavis & Butthead is the best, most intelligent cartoon ever imho ('cept maybe the simpsons)!

El Sitherino
09-15-2004, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
I'll avoid those like the plague, and stick with Aqua Teen Hunger Force. indeed. But, spongebob > SJ. I hate the animation for SJ.

Sivy
09-15-2004, 06:54 AM
nothing beats the simpsons

i voted samural jack, only cause its done by the same guy who did the clone wars cartoons.

Prime
09-15-2004, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
Samurai Jack owns spongebob. Hands down. Quoted for emphasis.

El Sitherino
09-15-2004, 07:00 AM
point is, Jin and Mugen would school Samurai Jack like he was a tiny little boy.

Zappa_0
09-15-2004, 07:26 AM
Jack is da Bomb!

SeleneRayne
09-15-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Bull.

Invader Zim pwns all

:insertzimslileyhere:

We need zim smileys :(


Werd


GIR is awesome, and cute. :)

Crow_Nest
09-17-2004, 01:05 AM
Jack, no doubt about it :D Unless sponge bob has something special then....

GothiX
09-17-2004, 06:15 AM
Spongebob? Samurai Jack?

Die. Just die.

LightNinja
09-17-2004, 06:35 AM
no one neither sponge and neither samurai :rolleyes:

Prime
09-17-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
point is, Jin and Mugen would school Samurai Jack like he was a tiny little boy. So true.

And Fuu would own Bob.

El Sitherino
09-18-2004, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Prime
Fuu would own Bob. exactly.