View Full Version : Man calls during his own funeral+lady stalker

Guardian Omega
09-18-2004, 09:29 PM

Gotta love these kind of screw ups!:D

Hmmm, wondered how she lived.............

09-18-2004, 10:59 PM


Those are insanely great :D

09-18-2004, 11:24 PM
And those really are some mad links! It can't get muh weirder than people shouting your name from under you floorboards...

Crazy_dog no.3
09-19-2004, 03:09 AM
LOL! :lol:

09-19-2004, 05:08 AM
lol, nice finds :rofl:

What are all you guys doing, prowling through random news sites, to find all these articles that have been posted lately in the Swamp? :D

09-19-2004, 05:35 AM
HAH! That is great. Especially the floorboard one. :D That is why it can really suck to be a celebrity.

Mike Windu
09-19-2004, 06:01 AM
Wow... that's insane.

Nice find.:D

09-19-2004, 06:46 AM
And i who thought to find a resurrected lady stalker which would terrorize the town..

The second i do not believe, its a cheap excuse :p

09-19-2004, 02:00 PM
ROFLMAO!! Those were the roxxors!!


Nairb Notneb
09-19-2004, 03:49 PM
I would love to show up at my own funeral just to see who was there and what they were saying/doing. I want to know who is sad and who is glad. Have you ever wanted to try out that zombie drug just to see what would happen at your funeral? Not me, I'd be afraid they would embalm me and then I would really be dead. I really feel bad for the poor guy that really died. His family must really be worried. Everyone else is laughing at this story but his family is worried to death because they can't find him and he almost got buried. They never would have found his body. What a great way to hide a murdered body, claim it to be somebody else's body and bury them in their casket forever.

09-19-2004, 04:17 PM
He's done it again!

Thats's really really weird.

09-20-2004, 04:23 PM
the funeral one was funny, but if some strange woman poped out of my floorboards i'd be the happiest day of my life(as long as she was hot)

Nairb Notneb
09-21-2004, 02:45 AM
My wife would not like any body popping out of any place hot or not.

09-24-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
the funeral one was funny, but if some strange woman poped out of my floorboards i'd be the happiest day of my life(as long as she was hot)

yeah hopfully the scratchy floorboards would tear off her clothes lol

09-24-2004, 02:21 PM
People is much bored, cuz you have to be much bored to go and find things like this, or the WTFs :D

Nairb Notneb
09-27-2004, 09:00 AM
I don't think you have to be very bored to find "news" like this, it just sorta comes your way whether you want it or not.

09-27-2004, 09:30 AM
this story takes them BOTH down...

Man eats own underwear to avoid Breathalizer.....


i had to add this pic from thur cuz frankly its quite hilurious....


09-27-2004, 09:57 AM
and another one... ROFL

thieve steals lobsters and performs a self vasectomy.