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Leper Messiah
10-26-2004, 06:36 PM
....And other cartoon classics :D whats ur favorite cartoon quote? mine comes from The Simpsons:

McBane: (being drowned in wave of acid) AAAAHHHHHHH My eyes!!!!!!! The goggles!!! They do nothing!!!

10-26-2004, 07:15 PM
Zim: I am the local baby inspector. I've come here to inspect the baby.
Mother: Goodness, for what?
Mother: Ah!

GIR: I saw a squirrel. He was going like this! *chiff chiff chiff*

GIR: Can I be a mongoose?
Zim: No GIR. What do humans usually have as pets? You will be a dog!
GIR: Can I be a mongoose dog?

[If any of these quotes is wrong its because I didn't feel like unzipping my Zim episodes to get the exact ones]

El Sitherino
10-26-2004, 07:23 PM
Crafty mexicans and their glass candy.

10-26-2004, 07:41 PM
Oh god, if only I could remember every line from every Simpsons episode....but the one I recall the best (since I saw it just a few days ago) is this, from "Treehouse of Horror V":

Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?

Principal Skinner: Oh, relax, kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter is around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait...scratch that one.

The Simpsons is really a great show, there are so many allusions/references/jokes that no one person can know them all; furthermore, you always notice something new when you rewatch an episode. Like the other day when my dad and I were watching the aforementioned episode, I noted that they added umlauts to several letters in the "Oktoberfest" banner, such as to the second T and K - these of course would never normally have umlauts in German, as only vowels can.

For all you other Simpsons nerds out there, I got the above quotes from this site: http://www.snpp.com/ . It seems to have a crapload of information on each episode, if you're interested. Now that's what I call a dedicated group of fans.

10-26-2004, 07:43 PM
ZIM:The city is filled with...madness...
GIR:Mm, I like madness!

Robot Dad: They took my squeezing arm...WHY DID THEY TAKE MY SQUEEZING ARM!


Invader Zim pwns :D

10-26-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Robot Dad: They took my squeezing arm...WHY DID THEY TAKE MY SQUEEZING ARM!

OMG! I LOVE THAT QUOTE. I laughed until I cried for that one.

*cough*If anyone knows the name of that episode...ya know...so I can see it again, please post it here or PM me*cough*

10-26-2004, 07:52 PM
Dude Where's my car?

German: We are the guardians of the Continyoum Transfunctioner
Hot chicks: No we are the guardians of the Continyoum Transfunctioner
Hot chicks:Stop copying us!
German:Stop copying us!
Hot chicks:Stop copying us!

10-26-2004, 07:58 PM
Zim: *after his eyes have been burnt from staring at the sun for too long* THEY'VE BOOBYTRAPPED THEIR SUN SOMEHOW!!!

10-26-2004, 08:14 PM
Most recent quote I can remember from Family Guy:

*bottles of beer are strewn all about the room*
Lois: Peter, are you drunk?
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted. I've been up all night drinking.

10-27-2004, 03:03 AM
Kent brockman: the old springfielders use primitive phrases like "c'mere a minute" and "oh yeah"

Homer: (angry) Oh yeah*shakes fist* bart c,mere a minute.

Bart: no you c'mere a minute

Homer: oh yeah* shakes fist again*

10-27-2004, 03:28 AM
favourite Homer quotes...

i'm not usually a praying man... but if you're up there, help me superman!

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

stupid sexy flanders!

If he is so smart, how come he is dead?

What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog.

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.

10-27-2004, 03:34 AM

Dead Guy 1- I think thats my grave.
Dead Guy 2- John Smith of 1886?
Dead Guy 1- My mistake.

dont know why but i like that one...

10-27-2004, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by BongoBob
ZIM:The city is filled with...madness...
GIR:Mm, I like madness!

Robot Dad: They took my squeezing arm...WHY DID THEY TAKE MY SQUEEZING ARM!


Invader Zim pwns :D Jhonen Vasquez is god.

Homer (to Bart): "If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing"

I'd post the entire quote, but I can't remember it :p

10-27-2004, 07:00 AM
"Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."
"Oh my God! they Killed Kenny!"

I like South Park...

Leper Messiah
10-27-2004, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by Doomie
"Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."
"Oh my God! they Killed Kenny!"

I like South Park...

the bit in the movie where bill gates got shot was the finest moment in the history of cinema :D

10-27-2004, 10:59 AM
Ralf Wiggum (from the simpsons), on eating berrys, "They taste like Burning."

EDIT: its suprising how many of the quotes are from the Simpsons.

10-27-2004, 11:25 AM
Dexter: Today, I vow to live my life according to the Law's o' Science!

Dee Dee: Want to see my new dance? It's called "The Fanciful Unicorn!" *runs around in circles with index finger pointing off forehead*

Mandark: Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha hah-ha-ha-ha (hard to get that pattern down in text form!) There's an episode where we see that he obsessively does everything in that pattern, it's great.

I loved the episode where they do a spoof of "Requiem for a Dream" with the coffee drinking.

And the "Justice Friends"? Golden...


Ren & Stimpy:



Stimpy: ---- (nothing he ever says, just that stupid smile with tongue hanging out thing he does)

Ren was always going crazy or on the verge of losing it, and Stimpy is always so blithely ignorant, yet he can turn things around with some brilliant observation that even Ren has to admit is true.


Beavis & Butt-head:

No specific quotes, but that episode where they join a cult was pretty funny.

Butt-head (not impressed): Oh yeah, like, if you're "god," uh, who built the Ark?

Cult leader (pause... then dramatically): NOAH!!!

Beavis & Butt-head: WHOA!! (*start frantically bowing and worshipping the cult leader*)

And that one episode where Beavis was getting a ride inside a giant tire that Butt-head pushed down a hill (and into traffic, etc). The sheer unforgiving stupidity of the two, and the dumb luck that somehow keeps them alive (most of the time) is just awe-inspiring.


Powerpuff Girls:

Anything Mojo Jojo says (and repeats six different ways).

George Lucas was clearly inspired by this character when he created the Nemoidians.

That episode where they use a large robot to utterly destroy a city fighting a monster is great too. The fact that they probably did worse than the monster ever could on his own is such a great cliche to mock about superhero stories and action movies in general.


Johnny Bravo:

Those impulsive Karate yells he does with the crazy hand gestures (including the loud snapping noises as his arms fly around).

One of the best episode was the one where he gets his dorky roommate Carl to share a trailer and how they fight over their territory.


Batman: The Animated Series

No specific lines, but I just like Mark Hamill's interpretation of the Joker. Great villian. ; )

So I've got my share of "new cartoons" (well, relatively new) that I enjoy, in addition of course to the old school Looney Toones characters (especially Bugs Bunny). Of the old Disney characters I was always partial to Donald Duck. He was always freaking out and almost never got his way. You couldn't help but feel sorry for the mercurial old duck.

Btw, I also really liked the animated "The Hobbit" tv-movie. The songs, and the way the characters look and act just always seemed cool to me. The campiest moments are the best too. I got endless enjoyment out of imagining the dwarves utterly destroying Bilbo's dishes and eating him out of house and home, until he had no choice but to go "adventuring" with them. And the look on Gandalf's face and the way he replies when Thorin says "Out of the way, OLD FOOL!" on the battlefield.

10-27-2004, 12:43 PM

Siv took all the good quotes.

Sam Fisher
10-27-2004, 01:14 PM
Jonny Bravo - "Give 'em one for me moma!"

I think that's it.. haven't watched in a long time.

10-27-2004, 04:55 PM
Another Simpson quote:
Homer: You sunk my scrabble-ship!
Lisa: Dad, this game doesn't make any sense.
Homer: Tell that to the brave men who just lost their lives. Semper Fie!

I like John_hill's new avatar. "Father Ted" was very funny.

El Sitherino
10-27-2004, 05:13 PM
Oscar look, I'm Sebastian the whale washing dolphin!

Shark Tale was a great movie XD

10-27-2004, 05:26 PM
ive been watching some old episodes of Xmen : Evolution lately, and the show is pretty cheesy, but there was one hilarious line, where storm was buffeting the x-plane against a snowstorm outside and logan made some snide comment to which she replied...

Storm: "I'm a Weather Witch, not a Snowplow"

it just struck me as hilarious when i saw and i laughed my furry lil butt off for like 5 minutes.

Darth Groovy
10-27-2004, 05:27 PM
Tom & Jerry:

Tom trying to woo a young cat by playing the blues on an stand up bass:

"Is you is or is you ain't my baby?"

The white mouse will NOT explode.

After several radio announcements about an explosive labratory white mouse, Jerry decides to play a nasty prank on Tom by torrmenting him as usual, but disguised as the infamous white mouse. The fun ends when Jerry's disquise wears off, however the dreaded actual white mouse sneaks into the house. Tom believing him to be Jerry in disquise again, decides to boot the mouse out of the house *KABOOM!!!*

*announcement on the broken radio*

"This just in, the white mouse will not explode, repeat the white mouse will NOT explode!"


Spider AL
10-27-2004, 07:09 PM
"It sure is hard pleasuring yourself when you've got hooks for hands!" - RAB3: Show and Hell.

Mike Windu
10-28-2004, 01:59 AM
"East? I thought you said Weest!"

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar. hehheh."

"Happy Leif Ericson Day!"

"They burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"
"No... but are we just gonna stand around until they do?!"

"He's not in my thoughts."

"I love Karate."
"I love Karatay."
"I love Money-ay."
:¬: "I hate all of you."

Can anyone guess what cartoon I'm quoting from? :xp:

10-28-2004, 07:59 AM
To many great Simpson's quotes to have a favorite. :)

"Take us to your President Clin-ton!"

"Kneel before my slingshot, puny human!"

10-28-2004, 09:20 AM
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! Stimpy

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?
P: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

B: Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering?
P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels. One in every episode i think...

El Sitherino
10-28-2004, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Can anyone guess what cartoon I'm quoting from? :xp: spongebob.

what do I win?

10-28-2004, 01:18 PM
My fav Simpson's quote:
(Homer thinking he was gonna die)
-Homer: Remember me how I was, bitter and full of rage!

My fav Invader Zim quote:
-Gir: I made it myself!!

Mike Windu
10-28-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith

what do I win?

Eternal Damnation. :evil1:

:xp: Thanks for playing... "you can't win!"

El Sitherino
10-28-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by SeleneRayne
My fav Invader Zim quote:
-Gir: I made it myself!! XD I love that. I heard they actually made bacon scented soap and hat was what inspired that line. *shrugs* dunno if it's true though, but I do know there is bacon scented soap.

10-28-2004, 05:21 PM
I almost forgot about "Pinky and the Brain"
Pinky: Narf! Poit! (that's where I got the first half of my online name.)

10-28-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by SeleneRayne
My fav Invader Zim quote:
-Gir: I made it myself!!



Thank you :)

*walks away*

10-30-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob


Thank you :)

*walks away*

Thank You :)

10-30-2004, 04:27 PM

A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the differance between victory and defeat." ---Emperor, "Mulan

Emperror - DON'T YOU NOW WH I AM?

Yakko- Why? Did you forget?


"They named me 'Pluto'?! What kind of a name is 'Pluto'? I wouldn't call my dog 'Pluto'!" ---Hades, upon finding out his Roman name, "Hercules"


(homer and bart are lost in the woods, homer takes a rope and ties a snare noose from the tree branch to set a trap!)

Bart - What are we going to DO? HANG OURSELVES?


"you don't like you job, you dont strike, you just sit and do everything half-@$$ed! That's the American way"

-Homer Simpson

in x-men:Gambit, Wolverine and Bishop are sitting, playing cards!Gambit attacks Bishop:

Bishop: "I can absorb any energy, and channel it right back! Thats MY mutant power!

Wolverine (whiping out his adamantium claws): "How would you like to try absorbing THEESE! Now sit down! Both of you!
...Or cards won't be the only thing that gets CUT around here!"

(multiple man duplicates himself into TWO!)

Wolverine: "What's this? A two for one sale?"

(multiple man multiplies himsel into a dozen)

Multiple Man: "no, more like a BAKER"S DOZEN!"

10-30-2004, 05:16 PM
This is from Vice city but its still funny,

Callum: Hi Maurice! Hola. Buenos dias and noches. Bonjour and
buongiorno. Wilkommen. Hallo, hello, hi

Callum: By giving everyone hope... A dream of a better tomorrow. By
encouraging people to grow their own root vegetables. What's the
satisfaction of holding a gun in your hand when you could be holding a
ho, planting seeds in a peasent village?

Callum: ...And, Speaking for the Underdog, the foundation I set up for
my trust fund... We believe gangs are a valid expression of a people's
identity. A grouping... A community within a community. Gangs are a
way to be noticed in the boxy suburbs. You scream out, rather than
urinate at the edge of your camp like a proud native. We spray paint
our names on the walls at the mall to ward off predators.

Callum: No, no! We believe passionately in non-violent solutions to
life's problems. Gangs have to learn to love... To be inclusionary.
We'd award badges to good gangs, and give bad gangs a silly hat to wear.
It would give people something to feel a part of. Kill with kindness,
not a garden tool.

10-30-2004, 07:42 PM
Marge's Mother: Oh Monty! You're the devil himself.
Mr Burns: WHA-?! WHO TOLD YOU!!! Oh I mean yes...

Captain Wilson
10-31-2004, 05:07 AM
Zoidberg: Friends help, a guine pig tricked me

Zapp branigan: You win again gravity

Death: This is why i dont like clothes shoping, have no ass. Look minus an ass

10-31-2004, 04:13 PM

Homer: His hair is so queer.
Burns/Dracula: I heard that!
Homer: It was the boy!

Shopkeep: I must warn you that this doll is evil.
Homer: Thats bad.
SK: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: Thats good.
SK: The frogurt is also cursed.
H: Thats bad.
SK: But it comes with free sprinkles!
H: Thats good.
SK: The sprinkles are made of potasium benzoate.
H: ...
SK: Thats bad.
H: Can I go now?

11-01-2004, 05:13 PM
Snake: I will kill you all one day! *Points to everyone in the room*

Cop: Don't forget Bart! *grabs Bart who was hiding behind the arcade machine*

Bart: Aww

11-01-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Crafty mexicans and their glass candy.

I almost spat on my monitor when I read that. :rofl:

11-01-2004, 06:19 PM
"Oh, so it'll be like Big Brother.... only somebody'll be watching"