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Boba Rhett
10-29-2004, 11:32 PM
Imagine yourself laying outside, drifting off as you stare up atthe stars when all of a sudden you hear this (http://www.wildlifesculptures.co.nz/elkbugle.html). (Turn your speakers up. UP!)

If I heard that while camping, after evacuating my colon in several directions and with great distance, I think I'd just curl up into the fetal position and await my death which would surely come any moment at the gnarled claws of the fire vomitting spawn of satan that was running my way that very moment.

IG-64
10-29-2004, 11:41 PM
I dont hear anything.

Rogue15
10-30-2004, 12:03 AM
ehehe sounds like a nazgul.

Alegis
10-30-2004, 12:08 AM
What the... I'd do the same as Rhett if i heard 6 such monsters... (1 is easy to evade if you feed them your "camping mates")

(IG, http://www.wildlifesculptures.co.nz/elkbug.wav)

IG-64
10-30-2004, 12:44 AM
:eyeraise:


that is....... wow

that wreched noise comes from elks?! :eyeraise:

jon_hill987
10-30-2004, 01:06 AM
Hmm, If you live in a part of the world with these creatures surley you would know what sound they make? I can see why it would be scary if you didn't know though, it does sound a bit like a nazgul.

The worst night time country sound we have in this country is the Fox

http://www.terrierman.com/Sounds/foxred-distress.wav

there is however one creature you don't want to meet, the badger seriously visious (blank)ers, you want to keep away from them, they are not scared of anything and will even chase you down if you go to near them.

Leper Messiah
10-30-2004, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Imagine yourself laying outside, drifting off as you stare up atthe stars when all of a sudden you hear this (http://www.wildlifesculptures.co.nz/elkbugle.html). (Turn your speakers up. UP!)

If I heard that while camping, after evacuating my colon in several directions and with great distance, I think I'd just curl up into the fetal position and await my death which would surely come any moment at the gnarled claws of the fire vomitting spawn of satan that was running my way that very moment.

point taken

Anthony
10-30-2004, 05:01 AM
That noise would probably result in my death.

Evil Dark Jedi
10-30-2004, 05:15 AM
Freaky. Thats all I can say freaky. I can also say, that I wont be going camping for a long long time.

Doomie
10-30-2004, 06:07 AM
Creepy...

Though if you know what it is, i suppose it's less creepy...

Astrotoy7
10-30-2004, 06:10 AM
he he he. would have loved to see the look on your face when you first heard that :D closley followed by soiled underpants :p

mtfbwya

*Yoinked*
10-30-2004, 11:21 AM
That gave me nightmares!!!! [j/k]

Very cool! And I dont camp! Very often...

-Yoink

TiE23
10-30-2004, 12:46 PM
*goes into fetal postion*


mommy..... :indif:

Edit: this would be the best prank ever!!! :D

TiE

SeleneRayne
10-30-2004, 03:15 PM
Yeah, I experienced something like that. But it was a screech owl. Very loud, sounds like a cat hitting a baby. But it scared the hell outta me, and then my father attempted to kill it for keeping us up. :)

kipperthefrog
10-30-2004, 03:40 PM
I love camping, but my family don't! they are not out door preople! my parents are fat and out of shape! THEY'D rather vacation in a casino hotel with a tv, airconditioning, video games, THE THINGS WE HAVE AT HOME!

the only time i EVER went camping is with my aunt. it rained and ruined our trip! we ended up in another hotel! I CAN'T BELEIVE MY LUCK!

I'M CURSED!

MarcusLeCoy
10-30-2004, 03:41 PM
*takes out shotgun*
You Won't Let Us Sleep!!!!

Now You Die!!:fire3: :explode:

:rofl:

sorry i just thought it was pretty funny

Leper Messiah
10-30-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
he he he. would have loved to see the look on your face when you first heard that :D closley followed by soiled underpants :p

mtfbwya

:eyeraise: you want to inspect Rhetts soiled underwear??!??!!

The Seeker
10-30-2004, 08:30 PM
Um, dudes, that's just the sound a Bull Elk makes when he's lookin' for lovin'. They won't even get pissed at you unless you blow a few Cow Elk calls and he thinks he's gonna get some from you.

Anyways, Elk are herbivores. So, being afraid of the noise they make is like getting freaked over a cow mooing.

sissy city dwellers :D :p

ET Warrior
10-30-2004, 08:34 PM
Yeah, but a cow's moo doesn't sound like satan himself coming for your soul :indif:

Agen
10-30-2004, 08:44 PM
I don't hear anything
? :(

Boba Rhett
10-30-2004, 08:57 PM
I am no city slicker, JediKnight_114. :p


It's not the Bull Elk I'm scared of or anyone else here is scared of. It's the unholy sound it makes. That sound doesn't really envoke the image of an Elk to me. :P

El Sitherino
10-30-2004, 09:46 PM
ah the elk, wonderful creature, but those bastards can get vicious. The sound is much prettier in real life. I suggest you all visit estes park colorado some time in the fall. They're incredible to watch.

Boba Rhett
10-30-2004, 10:17 PM
Estes Park rocks. That old time burger shop there, Tiffany's I think it's called, that rocks too. :D

Astrotoy7
10-30-2004, 10:29 PM
what Ive wanted to know is why doesnt the sound of a braying donkey inspire as much fear ??

mtfbwya

El Sitherino
10-30-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Estes Park rocks. That old time burger shop there, Tiffany's I think it's called, that rocks too. :D :O! I KNOW WHAT SHOP YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! but the name eludes me, tiffany's sound like it my be it but anyway. I love Estes, you ever go on beaver trail?

Sabretooth
10-30-2004, 11:20 PM
That's music to my ears. *evil grin*

Lady Jedi
10-31-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
what Ive wanted to know is why doesnt the sound of a braying donkey inspire as much fear ??

mtfbwya

'Cuz everyone relates the sound of a donkey to, well, a donkey. And donkeys are cute little animals with enormous ears, so why would it inspire fear? :confused:

And Rhett, that was a hilarious mental image there at the top. :D

Sam Fisher
10-31-2004, 11:24 AM
Heh, that would be slightly disturbing to hear when camping :D

acdcfanbill
10-31-2004, 01:09 PM
man, elk tastes really good. :D

Breton
10-31-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Yeah, but a cow's moo doesn't sound like satan himself coming for your soul :indif:

Oh, don't say that! (http://www.bolis.com/onyx/random/stuff/sounds/misc/madcow.wav)

Samuel Dravis
10-31-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Breton
Oh, don't say that! (http://www.bolis.com/onyx/random/stuff/sounds/misc/madcow.wav) I'm really scared now. I don't know what sort of person did that, but I do know they aren't coming anywhere near me. Smiliey.

Rogue15
10-31-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by kipperthefrog
I love camping, but my family don't! they are not out door preople! my parents are fat and out of shape! THEY'D rather vacation in a casino hotel with a tv, airconditioning, video games, THE THINGS WE HAVE AT HOME!

the only time i EVER went camping is with my aunt. it rained and ruined our trip! we ended up in another hotel! I CAN'T BELEIVE MY LUCK!

I'M CURSED!

pfffft. it wouldn't be camping without the natural weather effects. XD

I love camping...not in a cabin or camper....just a tent and the hard uneven ground. XD

Sabretooth
10-31-2004, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Breton
Oh, don't say that! (http://www.bolis.com/onyx/random/stuff/sounds/misc/madcow.wav)

LOL!!! :lol: