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jon_hill987
11-06-2004, 08:45 AM
Well it's getting to that time of year again, my friend just sent this to santaclaus@hotmail.com as a joke. I found it funny so thought I'd post it here.

Dear Santa

I have been very good all year, as you know, I brushed my teeth twice a day and even cleaned behind my ears (can you see there because you can see everywhere cant you?).

How are the elves and the missus, I am fine.

Anyways down to business...

I want:

A beer fridge
A Pony
Some cherry bombs
My own island
Ice cream
A tank
Pop star malibu Stacey + Stacey's tourbus with matching wallpaper
101 dalmation puppies (or the fur coat)
My daddy to come home for christmas
My mummy to come home for christmas

Anyways I hope you get this man, sincerely yours, your biggest fan, Stan,

he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!

Edit: anyone else sent a stupid letter to santa?

LightNinja
11-06-2004, 08:52 AM
santa doesnt exist!!! DOH! DONT READ!!

jon_hill987
11-06-2004, 09:18 AM
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.

IG-64
11-06-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by jon_hill987
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.

I'd say he's lucky. It's hard to get a name thats not taken.

Originally posted by jon_hill987
he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!

Santa shold get Gmail :xp:

Darth Rythe
11-07-2004, 04:41 AM
Yes:


Dear Santa,

Get a real job and a hair cut.

Yours faithfully

Matt.

Sabretooth
11-07-2004, 04:53 AM
Dear Santa,

Visit Lucasforums or I shall murder you!!!

Yours,
Rahul.

Astrotoy7
11-07-2004, 06:13 AM
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D

later dude
A."

:p

mtfbwya

Anthony
11-07-2004, 06:40 AM
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p

GothiX
11-07-2004, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p
You'd probably get a copy of DooM3.

Mex
11-07-2004, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p

Now thats a perfect list. XD Heres my letter.

Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year so I could get lots of gifts from you, so I want :

Geforce 6800 GT OC
3.4 GHz Pentium 4 Processor
512MB RAm

If you don't get me these things, I'll come round to your house, kick your elves and scream like a little girl.

Your greatest fan,
Michael.

Alegis
11-07-2004, 09:12 AM
Dear santa,

I sure hope you get funny e-mail once in a while.

Alegis

XD

BongoBob
11-07-2004, 10:07 AM
Dear Santa:

HOLA PORFAVOR I AM JUAN VALDEZ I HAVE COME TO SPREAD COFFEE BEANS AND WOE! I REQUEST 3 MILLION POUNDS OF COFFEE BEANS AND WOE BECAUSE I AM RUNNING LOW!

PS:Get gmail you wierdo

Signed, JUAN VALDEZ!

TheOutrider
11-07-2004, 11:03 AM
Santa I want a...

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001$ dollar bill and a chicken that plays with pickles

If you don't give it to me ill tell everybody I know your email address!

RoxStar
11-07-2004, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D

later dude
A."

:lol:

Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?

Mike Windu
11-07-2004, 12:04 PM
Is there an easterbunny@hotmail.com address too? :xp:

Astrotoy7
11-07-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Dave Grohl
:lol:

Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?

*phew*

somoene got it :p I was afeared that was an old person joke and it would be just a cpl of us old farts who would know what I was talkin about :p

mtfbwya

weiderudare
11-07-2004, 02:17 PM
Dear Santa
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!

K, to my list:
I wanna be the Emperor of the World. Fix it!
I wanna be a sith, cause jedis sucks.
A lightsaber!
em...stormtroopers


Yours

/weider

Spider AL
11-07-2004, 03:59 PM
So basically Weider, you're asking santa to turn you into this:http://www.slimeworld.org/huckster/graphics/m82014.jpg for Christmas?

Eh, each to his own I suppose. :eyeraise:

weiderudare
11-07-2004, 04:00 PM
Yes
Why not?
No..I want more of the hayden look...since I actually look a bit like Hayden

Spider AL
11-07-2004, 04:01 PM
I actually look a bit like HaydenOh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.

weiderudare
11-07-2004, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Spider AL
Oh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.

:confused:

Girls say I look hot
Hayden looks hot
I am Hayden:rolleyes: