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The Cheat
11-15-2004, 03:24 PM
...what would it be?

Troopr-Undr-Fir
11-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Light my 2000 Nissan Frontier on fire and drive it off the Grand Canyon jump out eat a drumbstick and plunge into the Colorado River and live under it's surface for a week with out having to come up for air.


*shrugs*

Spider AL
11-15-2004, 03:34 PM
I'd find out what space-alien race / ancient cthulhoid evil is REALLY ruling humanity, put on my shades and take them out.

Writer
11-15-2004, 03:39 PM
I'd go to sleep in midair, you know. Get the feeling of a true air matress:D



EDIT: oops... misread the title:eek:


Umm.... write a book, get published and make tons of money to give to those who need it.

SeleneRayne
11-15-2004, 03:55 PM
Find a cure for Diabetes and help all those who have it, especially my mother. :(

Anthony
11-15-2004, 04:03 PM
Shoot myself from a naval gun, fly 500m in the air, grab on to the end of a plane, climb to the front of it, stand on the front of the plane for about 10 minutes, jump off, skydive, and land in a matress factory.

El Sitherino
11-15-2004, 04:12 PM
*bad word* Jed and Niner without bleeding. :joy:

Acrylic
11-15-2004, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
*bad word* Jed and Niner without bleeding. :joy:

and without getting an STD. :p

I'd want to make it big with my band, and play, and have good money for the reast of my life. Guitar is a passion to me, so, I sure would love to make money off it later in life.

Since I'm not really good with anything else...except for math...

Bob Gnarly
11-15-2004, 04:32 PM
i would want to paint something so big and so touching and so recognizable like the Sistine chapel.

Jdome83
11-15-2004, 04:35 PM
Find a cure to diabetes, for AIDs, and cancer.:)

Leper Messiah
11-15-2004, 04:47 PM
get episode 3 reshot with myself as Darth Vader. or successfully construct a lightsabre [/geek]

or be in a metal band that rose to the same level of success as Metallica and at some stage appear on stage with Metallica. OR go back in time to Donington Park earlier this year and become one of the drummers filling in for Lars Ulrich in Metallicas set

Jdome83
11-15-2004, 04:49 PM
I'd go for the latter myself.:cool:

Jo
11-15-2004, 05:18 PM
1)construct a real lightsaber
2)live as a jedi
3)cure cancer,aids, diabetes
4)stop global warming and find a way to balance our earth and our processes so the earth can be used for MUCH longer

Jed
11-15-2004, 07:02 PM
Do anything?

I'd like to have a family, ensure that my offspring don't inherit any genes of mine that are corrupted (Sure there's a few that caused diabetes and Celiac disease), be able to provide for them, and die leaving some sort of legacy to the world.

My ass is STD-free, Acrylic - you checked me out last night, remember? :emodanc:

BongoBob
11-15-2004, 07:09 PM
JUMP ON A LAND GRENADE AND DIE!

Well other than that, I would have to put on a poncho and a cowboy hat and become Juan Valdez so I can spread coffee beans and woe.

Or you know, become supreme royal ruler of the universe through some sort of hostage situation. Or something like that.

IG-64
11-15-2004, 07:22 PM
Simple. I'd make an awesome game :D

TiE23
11-15-2004, 07:43 PM
Yar, make a wish granting machine, AKA: a genie with unlimited wishes
:D

TiE

Evil Dark Jedi
11-15-2004, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
Simple. I'd make an awesome game :D

I'd do that and-


Cure all fatal deises(sp?).


And thats about it. And oh yeah.


Travel back in time and convince the people who invented cigarettes and homework not to invent it.

I am nt against people who smoke but I am saying it gives you cancer.

Spider AL
11-15-2004, 08:18 PM
I am nt against people who smoke but I am saying it gives you cancer.I read this sentence, stared blandly at my monitor and thought... "That's the most succinct, intractibly solid sentence I've ever read. I could not argue with it if I tried, nor could find a tiny chink through which to force a barb."

You sir, are right.

Samuel Dravis
11-15-2004, 08:24 PM
I'd make everyone behave in a reasonable manner. That'd fix a lot of things... :cool:

The Seeker
11-15-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
I'd make everyone behave in a reasonable manner. That'd fix a lot of things... :cool:

If everyone was reasonable, there would be no emotion. Without emotion, how do humans really define themselves. And the very thought of making people act reasonably is an unreasonable goal because to force your views of rationality of an unreceptive populace would in essense be unreasonable. Yeahhh, think about it.

Whoa, wayyy too tired. ;p

Anyways, I would find/invent a renewable, clean, cheap energy source to replace the ever more troublesome Fossil Fuels.

The Seeker
11-15-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by JediKnight_114
If everyone was reasonable, there would be no emotion. Without emotion, how do humans really define themselves. And the very thought of making people act reasonably is an unreasonable goal because to force your views of rationality of an unreceptive populace would in essense be unreasonable. Yeahhh, think about it.

Whoa, wayyy too tired. ;p

Anyways, I would find/invent a renewable, clean, cheap energy source to replace the ever more troublesome Fossil Fuels.

Darth Rythe
11-15-2004, 11:54 PM
Go through my life again.

Pie™
11-16-2004, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Anthony
Shoot myself Yeah, that pretty much sums it up :indif:

Or finding a cure for humanity

Doomie
11-16-2004, 01:28 AM
Get the powers to create.

Anything.

I mean, it's not like God has it patented (sp?), right?

Samuel Dravis
11-16-2004, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by JediKnight_114
If everyone was reasonable, there would be no emotion. Without emotion, how do humans really define themselves. And the very thought of making people act reasonably is an unreasonable goal because to force your views of rationality of an unreceptive populace would in essense be unreasonable. Yeahhh, think about it. I was using it in the sense of 'possessing sound judgement'. I didn't mean for people to lose their emotions.... :p And the title of the thread does include things that can't happen. :)

Jed
11-16-2004, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Spider AL
I read this sentence, stared blandly at my monitor and thought... "That's the most succinct, intractibly solid sentence I've ever read. I could not argue with it if I tried, nor could find a tiny chink through which to force a barb."

You sir, are right.

STOP THE PRESSES WE HAVE A WINNAR

:emodanc:

*Yoinked*
11-16-2004, 05:21 AM
1. Get my parents back...
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3. "
etc..

100. Have a personal FEMALE genie to grant all wishes and rule the world....
101. Use that power to make it illegal for females to wear clothing :naughty: [j/k] or not.... :naughty: ....

BawBag™
11-16-2004, 07:51 AM
The sensible answer for me would be get an advanced education (y'know, something reeeeally hard), a better job and raise a happy family.

Another answer would be a professional gambler or the like. :\

The Seeker
11-16-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
I was using it in the sense of 'possessing sound judgement'. I didn't mean for people to lose their emotions.... :p And the title of the thread does include things that can't happen. :)

I know, I was just being a smart ass. :D