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TiE23
11-24-2004, 09:43 PM
#1 Memphis is semi-officially the dumbest city ever...
The Story (http://www.upn30memphis.com/news/local/memphislocal/story.aspx?content_id=77F51DD1-EDB6-40F5-98A7-867DDD75A75B)
Video (http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/wpty/food%20fight%2011-19.wmv)

#2 15 Yearold is now a daddy, and an uncle. (But it turns out pretty good)
Link (http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/June2004/news002.htm)

#3 Baby Chop-shop (Total WTF, look with caution)
Link (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/24/colombia.baby.ap/index.html)

#4 Holy Snack Sold
Link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6511148/)


EDIT:
Extra How not to pull a prank
Link (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/17/poisoned.cake.ap/index.html)

*Takes bow*

TiE

Evil Dark Jedi
11-24-2004, 09:47 PM
:eyeraise:


Now that deserves a WTF.

TheOutrider
11-24-2004, 09:47 PM
See I knew you would come to your senses...

*notices links*

WTF

BongoBob
11-24-2004, 10:14 PM
#2 seems fake. It doesn't seem "professional", even for tabloids professional.

But still, they all deserve WTFs.

Kain
11-24-2004, 10:14 PM
:fist:

IG-64
11-25-2004, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by TiE 23
#2 15 Yearold is now a daddy, and an uncle. (But it turns out pretty good)

If you look past the disgusting side of that, it's actually pretty sweet.

CapNColostomy
11-25-2004, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
If you look past the disgusting side of that, it's actually pretty sweet.

No, it's not. It's just retarded. And if it is an actual new report, which I doubt, then God help those poor dumb souls.

--ZeeMan--
11-25-2004, 08:29 AM
*shudders* why does stupidity run rampant?

Jed
11-25-2004, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
No, it's not. It's just retarded. And if it is an actual new report, which I doubt, then God help those poor dumb souls.

This man speaks the truth.

TiE23
11-25-2004, 08:42 AM
#2 does't seem too imposible, but #3 is insane :barf:
BTW, its not like he knocked up his brothes wife :xp:

TiE

Tyrion
11-25-2004, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by TiE 23
#2 does't seem too imposible, but #3 is insane :barf:
BTW, its not like he knocked up his brothes wife :xp:

TiE

“I am honored that they are naming the baby after me. My only regret is that I couldn’t make the baby the old fashioned way. Adrienne was a cheerleader at Purdue and is still pretty hot. I wouldn’t have minded taking a stab at her in the sack,” added Cody.

Not due to lack of desire, mind you. :xp:

TiE23
11-25-2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Not due to lack of desire, mind you. :xp:
LoL :D

TiE

Troopr-Undr-Fir
11-25-2004, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Not due to lack of desire, mind you. :xp:

Yeah, that takes some of the realness away :rolleyes:


but makes it funnier :lol:

TiE23
11-25-2004, 01:51 PM
Added a new one :D
So thats now 5 WTF's

TiE

Mike Windu
11-25-2004, 01:55 PM
Nice to see that my city has made it onto the big LF news.

=)

Our food fights were much less violent...and we just had fistfights in the bathrooms instead of chairs...


Oh, and about the kids being stuck in homeroom: commonplace in Memphis. It's a thing school admins do when we're too "rowdy"

They call for a "lockdown" and we're stuck in the homeroom for weeks. Teachers rotate rooms, etc. Fun :)

TiE23
11-25-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Nice to see that my city has made it onto the big LF news.

=)

Our food fights were much less violent...and we just had fistfights in the bathrooms instead of chairs...


Oh, and about the kids being stuck in homeroom: commonplace in Memphis. It's a thing school admins do when we're too "rowdy"

They call for a "lockdown" and we're stuck in the homeroom for weeks. Teachers rotate rooms, etc. Fun :)
Sure does sound fun :p

TiE

RoxStar
11-25-2004, 05:13 PM
Umm... how come Colombia has the world's highest child abduction rate?

TiE23
11-25-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Dave Grohl
Umm... how come Colombia has the world's highest child abduction rate? Man, that place... If you're by yourself, you will get kidnapped, by drug monkeys. :p

TiE

Sabretooth
11-26-2004, 12:41 AM
*applause*

Well done, TiE! Well done!

That has made my day

Chewbacco
11-26-2004, 08:53 AM
Ya, these are pretty fecking good :D

jon_hill987
11-26-2004, 08:59 AM
I was woried the 2nd one was going to be some sick tale of incest. Like the kid who sleeps with his mum so his sister is also his daughter...you know, the sort of thing you get in soaps.