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Fealiks
11-26-2004, 07:37 AM
Anyone who replied to my last one (6 pages and 203 replies ;] )
will know that the rules go like this:
Some dude posts some doody insult, then the next dude posts some even doodier cumback.

aaannndd...GO!




You fight like a dairy farmer*




*just gettin started... ;]

TheOutrider
11-26-2004, 08:36 PM
Yeah well you fight like a Dairy Farmers Cow:p

Heres a new one:

You look like a roach

Fealiks
11-27-2004, 02:45 AM
I feel like I'm speaking to a roaches' cock...



Some people cause happiness wherever they go, you on the other hand, cause happiness whenever they go. ;)

PoM
12-04-2004, 08:13 AM
Im causing happines because im killing stupid guys like you ^^


It's anoying that every time you open your moth, you say something stupid!

Fealiks
12-04-2004, 09:33 AM
everyone agrees that you're an idiot, so I'm not alone there...


You're so fat, you fell in love and broke it :p

PoM
12-04-2004, 10:06 AM
You picked your grandmas glasses!

You have such a bad graphic card, so you can't even read what im writing!

Fealiks
12-04-2004, 12:08 PM
I read what you said, and had to go to bed!! (I puked)

(the best I could think of...:/)


You're so ugly, that you're under 4's baby minder has to feed you with a slingshot!

PoM
12-05-2004, 01:32 AM
She's not feading you at all!

You homosexual, missplaced, melting, green, drooling, burning piece of orange windows!

Fealiks
12-05-2004, 07:48 AM
And you're illiterate.
;)

you're so ugly, that when you walk into a bank, they have to turn off the survailence camera!!!

PoM
12-05-2004, 10:57 AM
When you enter the bank, the survailence camera explodes!

You smell so bad that people die when talking to you!

Skinkie
12-05-2004, 06:26 PM
That's ok, cause I prefer not to talk to people, you blowhard.

*Next sentence rated R. Please keep the kiddys in the next room*


You're a blowhard whose into blowhard beastiality.

TheOutrider
12-05-2004, 07:25 PM
(cant think of a comeback)
you suck Rhinosaurus

And smell like one too

Fealiks
12-06-2004, 07:19 AM
ha! weak minded FO:mrt:L!! you forgot to insult me!



You're so fat, you gave the hospital stretch marks while being born.(that, my freind, is art.):cool:

The Bard
12-06-2004, 12:03 PM
You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.

TheOutrider
12-06-2004, 07:29 PM
(wtf was that)
At least I have a tiny weiner, you have nothing.

You are so friggin ugly, when you were born your mom said "Itds beautiful" Snad your dad said "Lets bury it".

PoM
12-07-2004, 08:54 AM
That wasn't my dad, it was hitler.
You THUCK!

Fealiks
12-07-2004, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by The Bard
You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.


o_O







































okaaaaay then.

PoM
12-09-2004, 06:41 AM
Hah! You forgot to write a combat to my insult, and you didn't even write a new insult!

You definately THUCK!

Fealiks
12-09-2004, 08:05 AM
That was an insult? I thought you were commenting on a museum.


You're so ugly, that when you jump into a bath, the warer jumps out!

PoM
12-09-2004, 09:05 AM
Guess what happens when you jump...

I have more posts than you!

Fealiks
12-09-2004, 09:31 AM
crap off.. :/


you suck your finger cause you can't get a boyfreind, you GAYBOY!


(j/k ;))

PoM
12-09-2004, 10:00 AM
Hah! Was (J/K;)) supposed to be an insult?

You look like a banana!

Fealiks
12-09-2004, 10:33 AM
at least I have something that slightly resembles it's shape...


you smell like someone threw up in your moth

(I said j/k cause I said gayboy and the innuendo with the BJ...):dozey:

TheOutrider
12-09-2004, 02:40 PM
You WERE the throw-up in my mouth (eww j/k)

You look like you took a feces bath and like you rubbed feces everywhere on you.

Fealiks
12-10-2004, 09:06 AM
you are a feces. *cough*


you look like someone just cheese-grated a turd.

Evil Dark Jedi
12-10-2004, 01:03 PM
You look like you just jumped out of someones stomach.

Fealiks
12-10-2004, 01:25 PM
in that case I look better than you.


You wouldn't even look good after9 coronas! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/coronas.shtml)

DarthTDe
12-10-2004, 02:31 PM
You're so fat I'll bet you can't even see your toes,and when you get your shoes shined,you have to take their word for it!

PoM
12-11-2004, 06:31 AM
*shouldnt you write a comback to the nine coronas?*

Skinkie
12-11-2004, 08:02 AM
*shouldn't you write a comeback to the shoe shine fat joke*

DarthTDe
12-11-2004, 08:45 AM
oh yeah!EARLIER:Yeah,at least I can think straight.

PoM
12-13-2004, 10:21 AM
That was an insult?

Merry christmas! <--Insult

DarthTDe
12-13-2004, 02:08 PM
(shut up):p


You're so fat,when you jump in the ocean,the Whales start singing,"WE ARE FAMILY!"

TheOutrider
12-13-2004, 05:54 PM
You were the WHALES in the ocean :xp:

Your so poor I saw you on the street doing in act with mice and the mice were singing "We are family, everybody party with this bitch".

The Bard
12-16-2004, 10:20 AM
MOTHER ****ING BITCHES WONT SHUT THE **** UP< MOTHER ****WER!!! U SHOULD TRY PUTTING SOMEONES PENICE IN UR ASS AND SEE IF IT CAN SHUT U UP< MAN!! SO U CAN"T EVEN GET SOMEONE TO **** U IN THE ASS ??? **** UR ANIMALS, BUY A ****IN DILDO< BUY SOMKTHING THAT WILL SHUT THE **** UP< AND I DON"T ****IN CARE ABPOUT UR ****IN LIL INSULTS U ****IN BITCH MOTHER ****IN ASS WHOLE WINKER MOTHER ****ER BITCH! I DON"T CARE IF I SAY TOO MANY INSULTS> SO PUT SOMETHING IN UR ****IN LIL ARSE AND COUNT TO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! **** WHAT AM I SAYING DON"T COUNT! JUST PUT A GONE IN UR ARSE AND FIRE IT!!!

Writer
12-16-2004, 10:26 AM
((To TheOutrider:))

They were talking to you and you joined them.


((To The Bard:))

Your post was so illegible I didn't bother reading it... I'll guess I'm better off that way.

The Bard
12-16-2004, 01:26 PM
TO THE ****ING SON OF A BITCH THAT WROTE THE ****IN MESSAGE THAT'S BLOODY ON TOP OF THIS ONE:

DEAR MOTHER ****ER: I DON'T CARE IF U DIDN'T ****IN READ MY BLOODY MESSAGE. AND I AM SURE THAT U READ IT, THOUGH U SAY OTHERWISE. THE GAME IS LIKE THIS U INSULT! THAT'S WHAT I AM ****IN DOIN, ASS HOLE. DON'T ****IN COME TO ME WHITH UR ****ING NOSE UP IN THE AIR AND SAY: BLA BLA ****IN BLA, I'M TO GOD TO READ BARDS MESSAGE!. LET ME TELL U SOMETHING PLEASE, I WILL TELL U THIS BECAUSE U SAY U HAVN'T READ MY LAST ****ING MESSAGE: STICK A ****IN GUN INTO UR ****IN ASS HOLE AND BLOW! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BULLETS , ASS HOLE WINKER. HE.

Writer
12-16-2004, 02:16 PM
Note to Bard: I read that message, but let me tell you a little secret... ALL CAPITALS WITH THE LITTLE * THINGY ISN'T EASY TO READ... then again, you wouldn't find it hard since you write that way... maybe you need to get your eyes checked... you shouldn't need to write that way to see what you've written.

Bottom line: Get your eyes checked and get a bar of soap. Your mouth needs it.

TheOutrider
12-16-2004, 02:18 PM
Ok wow your phycotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers, and dude your starting to get to the point where your actually pissing people off okay.

Your mama so dumb she stared at a juicebox for 20 minutes before she realized that was a homynymn of concentrate.:D

PoM
12-17-2004, 04:48 AM
You were soppused to insult me, not my mama!

You're illiterate!

Writer
12-17-2004, 11:54 AM
Who's illiterate here, you piece of metal? If your name says anything about you, you've got no brain!


You're so skinny that you fell through the grate of a storm drain. This caused people to think the storm drain was haunted because nobody could see you when they looked in.

PoM
12-22-2004, 06:13 AM
Oh yeah?
That was a compliment!

You're a piece of pathetic, overweighted, missplaced, overdone, electrified, burning, crushed, annihilated, blurred, hungry, dissapointing, homosexual, melting, drooling, slippery, grimey, grog-gone-bad colored, nasty, stupid, blind, drunken monkey-armpit-smelling, fatuous barnacle-covered simpleton so unworthy to be graced with my presence that there are no methods of extinguishing you that inflict the proper amount of excrusiating pain and suffering you deserve!

DarthTDe
12-27-2004, 06:37 AM
excrutiating pain feel good!:rolleyes:

geez,you must have had a problem with the production line to come out that way!

PoM
12-28-2004, 01:21 AM
Took some time to write that insult...
*insult, insult*

DarthTDe
12-28-2004, 03:00 PM
*comeback,comeback*


whoah,you is a retard (classic)

PoM
12-29-2004, 04:02 AM
whoah,you is a dubble-retard (classic?)

DarthTDe
12-29-2004, 01:06 PM
(insert dumb comeback here;____________________________)

you're an over-inflated windbag! (Star Wars:KOTOR)

[make next insult movie quote]

PoM
12-30-2004, 12:23 AM
Comback: You're one big insulted meatbag.

Insult: He's (You) the worst pirate i've ever seen.

///Pirates of the carribean

DarthTDe
12-30-2004, 06:36 PM
comback:I can still slice you up!:D

*insert other dumb insult:________________________________

PoM
12-31-2004, 02:19 AM
Answer: That was the worst insult i've ever heard from a simple meatbag.

Insult: You're a pathetic meatbag.

DarthTDe
12-31-2004, 04:35 PM
Oh,switch off,HK-47!

beep-beep-bedoop-doppt-wijie-wijie-WAAAAH!

PoM
12-31-2004, 11:18 PM
Oh,switch off,T3!

GROOARRG-GRAOOGGF-WROOAFAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!/Rancor

DarthTDe
01-01-2005, 07:58 AM
Oh,shut up Rancor!

Osh-nosh,meish,phrag,mer!


P.S.-Selkath

PoM
01-03-2005, 02:24 AM
Groororwooromoor! (You can guess)

TheOutrider
01-14-2005, 02:33 PM
Your mom, is a wookie?!?

Your mom is so dumb she needs to stand on a chair to raise her IQ.

DarthTDe
01-15-2005, 03:56 PM
You would have to tsand on the Empire State Building!

You're dumb.Blah,blah,blah.

PoM
01-16-2005, 08:42 AM
OH yeh?
You luv spam!

TheOutrider
01-19-2005, 12:43 PM
Oh my...

Bitch >.> <.<

(just kidding not to be offensive)

PoM
01-21-2005, 04:01 AM
*Not kidding, trying to be offensive*

You LUV SPAM (http://www.student.virginia.edu/~improv/images/games/spam.jpg)

DarthTDe
01-21-2005, 04:03 PM
mmmmhmmmm...:cool:

PoM
01-21-2005, 11:52 PM
Comback: Mmmm....Spam...

Insult: Blahblah..

DarthTDe
01-22-2005, 04:08 PM
yada yada

TheOutrider
01-23-2005, 11:14 AM
Ok wow your physcotic

And you smell like something I would have barfed up becaus it tasted like crap

PoM
01-24-2005, 05:04 AM
:ewok: Yub, yub! :ewok:

DarthTDe
01-24-2005, 02:45 PM
:ewok: i,chiwawa!:ewok:

TheOutrider
01-24-2005, 03:38 PM
Idiots

PoM
01-28-2005, 10:00 AM
*Since the original point is that it's supposed to rhyme..*

Boring drone bots!

Insult: Everyone i've met, i've annihilated!

TheOutrider
02-03-2005, 07:20 PM
Including your brain?

Insult: Oh whats this on the ground, is it a peanut, is it a rock, or is it PieceofMetals brain?

PoM
02-03-2005, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by TheOutrider
Including your brain?


It's supposed to be: With your breath, i'm sure they all suffocated.

Oh whats this on the ground, is it a peanut, is it a rock, or is it PieceofMetals brain?

Nope, it's some of the famous Piece of metal grain.


Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!

The Bard
09-03-2005, 01:13 PM
i am rubber, you are glue

insult: your stupid.

PoM
09-04-2005, 05:27 AM
You too.
Insult: You're an ugly thread bumping Bard!

The Bard
09-05-2005, 07:54 AM
WHAT??? I DODN"T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAY. LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALA.

insult: eat my shorts.

PoM
09-05-2005, 10:23 AM
*Eats The Bards shorts*

Insult: Haha! You haven't got any shorts left!

...We should stop posting here.

The Bard
09-05-2005, 02:27 PM
"Well atleast i'm not ashamed of my body. my body not ashamed of me hehe

INSULT: horse molester, pitty they run away so fast from you.

PoM
09-05-2005, 04:59 PM
Comeback:?!?#!
Insult: You're a thread bumping maniac.

Vice75
10-14-2006, 11:28 AM
Thats what happens when reading insults like yours.

I'll rip out your heart and dance to the beat!

Fealiks
10-14-2006, 04:41 PM
you bumped up the thread, so i'll saw off your feet

The Bard
10-15-2006, 04:10 PM
****...youŽll saw off whose feet? whose? your a horse molester too you know