Best roommate ever! *warning slight cursing*

[Guardian Omega]

http://www.thingie.net/rants/what/

[Rogue Nine]

Dammit, Jed. I always knew you were a wanker, but that's just atrocious!

:joy:

[TiE23]

:rofl:
OMFG! Funniest **** eva!

TiE

[El Sitherino]

wow.... creepy.

[Sam Fisher]

Messed. Up.

[StarWarsPhreak]

Jesus. I'm speechless.

Jed you bastard.

[TiE23]

I just finished........... that was the most F*CKED UP THING I HAVE EVER READ!
This should be made into a short humor/horror book. :eek:

TiE

[ET Warrior]

Good lord :indif:

[--ZeeMan--]

i read like half of it....and i'm just speechless


personally i would have beat the sh*t out of him and forced him out ^_^

[Samuel Dravis]

Originally posted by --ZeeMan--
personally i would have beat the sh*t out of him and forced him out ^_^ Doesn't need that, apparently. Eww.

[El Sitherino]

Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
Doesn't need that, apparently. Eww. I think I have to kill you for that remark. :x
it just... *goes to take some rolaids to calm his tummy*

[Astrotoy7]

Is this our Jed, or some other Jed ? If it is our Jed, I suggest a counsellor and/or a talented hooker

:D

mtfbwya

[IG-64]

OMG.
WTF.
BBQ.

FUBAR.

[insert more obscene acronyms].

I read the whole thing, and even though it was written by some college student, I was on the edge of my seat. I had no idea one person could get that seriously F***ED UP.

Whew, that is one crazy story.

[Leper Messiah]

well, not bein funny but the dude brought a lot of the last stages of that on himself. Not that the Jed dude wasnt a twisted bastard, however.

[Doomie]

Dude, that was like a horror story. With the 'kidnapping', and those writings and drawings on the walls...

Still, it leaves some questions. Where did the blood in the truck come from, for example?

'Dude, that's pretty f*cked up right there.'

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by Doomie
Dude, that was like a horror story. With the 'kidnapping', and those writings and drawings on the walls...

Still, it leaves some questions. Where did the blood in the truck come from, for example?

'Dude, that's pretty f*cked up right there.'

meh, the Jed dude was big time druggie i dont think blood finding its way into his truck is a too difficult occurance :D

[Sam Fisher]

I was wondering the same, about the blood.

I was hoping for some more action than him rolling in the tub.

[ckcsaber]

roflmao

The ****er has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces.

Best.Quote.Ever.

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by ckcsaber
roflmao



Best.Quote.Ever.

to be fair, theres a lot of A-material in that story :D

[jon_hill987]

Originally posted by TiE 23
:rofl:
OMFG! Funniest **** eva!

TiE

I'm not sure, i wanted to laugh at some of it but it really is not funny at all.

Not hummor, horror book "Stephen King's Roomie"

Very FUBAR

edit: the thread title should read warning s*** as well, some people don't like that sort'a thing.

[TiE23]

Originally posted by Leper Messiah
to be fair, theres a lot of A-material in that story :D Exactly, this should be cleaned up, expanded, and made into a $5 short story :D

TiE

[the_raven_03]

WOW.

That is just plain insanity. That guy needs to be in a nutbarn as he said it.

[Kain]

Wow...

[Jed]

That guy is a Something Awful forum member - I read about that awhile ago.

And yes, I did do an obligatory "I'm not THAT bad" over there :p

[jebbers]

it starts out with Jed but ends with Jeb...:confused:

and that is one crazy roomie....

I think he was taking s***s in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.

wrong...just wrong....:barf: x10

[TK-8252]

Why didn't he just call the cops in the first place?

But, man, the crap that Martain (or whatever the poster's name is) went though is amazing. His raid of the "evil feces fortress" is just too horrific.

Good thing he didn't really have Sarah... when I was reading "The Kidnapping" and the blood he finds I though he would. :eek:

[wassup]

Oh what a crazy world we live in.

[Redwing]

Originally posted by Leper Messiah
Not that the Jed dude wasnt a twisted bastard, however.

:D

Anyways: HOLY****WTF O_O

[Joetheeskimo]

Holy ****, that's messed up. I can't think of a more mentally insane state possible. :eek:

[GothiX]

Should've seen my ex. :p


But yeah, that's ****ed up.

[TheOutrider]

I will never think of poop the same way again...

:D

[TiE23]

that poop tub reminded me off an episode of CSI, I thought Jed was in there, dead for like, 5 days (mmm, soap!)
:barf:

TiE

[jebbers]

Originally posted by TiE 23
that poop tub reminded me off an episode of CSI, I thought Jed was in there, dead for like, 5 days (mmm, soap!)
:barf:

TiE


i think i seen that one...some fat guy says "Soups on." i love CSI

[jon_hill987]

Originally posted by TheOutrider
I will never think of poop the same way again...

:D

I will never think of lasagna the same way again...

[Nalukai]

that could be a movie of the week on F/X ^^

[SeleneRayne]

This is truly disturbing, and very disgusting... :disaprove

That boy had more issues than Rolling Stone.