View Full Version : What the f$#@ is wrong with Mercenaries?!

01-21-2005, 11:40 PM
I'm watching the tv comercial(s) over here in the united states for Mercenaries and all it basically boils down to (in my mind) is this:

"Are you horny for some **** blowing up? Then get this game where the whole premise is blowing whatever the hell you want up while you get a huge boner. Yeah.... it's freakin' awesome dude, um... unlike any other game where stuff blows up that you have played before. Oh, and girls... you're not invited to play this game, so just change the channel to Lifetime, television for idiotic women, okay?"

Comments? :D

01-22-2005, 04:29 AM
Well, at least they're being honest about what sort of game it is...

That way, you know you don't like it before you play it,.

01-23-2005, 09:14 PM
Breen it on...

02-07-2005, 03:31 PM
At least thy din;t sell it off as an adventure game with a great story line