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CaptainRAVE
01-22-2005, 08:10 AM
A New Yorker has been charged with cutting his own mouth and filling his McDonald's chicken sandwich with staples and a paper clip in order to sue the Corporation.

The case comes a month after claims by another individual that he ingested 5 needles from a chicken sandwich served in the same restaurant.

http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/index.ssf?/base/news-0/110621591473120.xml


I don't know how he thought he could fool people in thinks someone had Inadvertanly fill his burger with paperclips or 5 needles

Leper Messiah
01-22-2005, 08:27 AM
oh dear.....

SeleneRayne
01-22-2005, 08:48 AM
WOW...



The lengths people will go to get money...

IG-64
01-22-2005, 10:33 AM
People like this are the reason why everyone's so uptight now days. The reason why playgrounds are no longer fun as kids are all in plastic bubbles. The reason why you see so many useless warning labels. The reason why you can't do many seemingly innocent things on public property anymore. Ect. Ect. Ect.

People like this-and their lawyers- need to do humanity a favor and go away.

Doomie
01-22-2005, 12:35 PM
That's what happens in a place where you can sue Mcdonalds for you getting fat, and win... People will try to get easy money like that.

jon_hill987
01-22-2005, 12:40 PM
You get people like that everywhere, they go around looking for uneven pavings so they can say they tripped up and sue.

Quite sad.

Anthony
01-22-2005, 01:01 PM
HAHAHAHHAA


Just...wow.

Hermie
01-22-2005, 02:02 PM
And I thought the people on the internet was stupid....

Leper Messiah
01-22-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Herminator
And I thought the people on the internet was stupid....

post of the year

Hermie
01-22-2005, 02:31 PM
So Im Norwegian, sue me. :p

Pie™
01-22-2005, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Herminator
So Im Norwegian, sue me. :p That should never be used as an excuse for making a fool out of oneself! Get down and take your punishment, slave! :mad:

TiE23
01-22-2005, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Herminator
And I thought the people on the internet was stupid....

And I thought only the people on the internet were stupid....
Nice.
Kekekeke

TiE

Kain
01-22-2005, 08:36 PM
...*sigh*

Hermie
01-23-2005, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by TiE 23
And I thought only the people on the internet were stupid....
Nice.
Kekekeke

TiE
No, there wasnt supposed to be any 'only' in there, cos thats just being naive.:p

CaptainRAVE
01-26-2005, 11:28 AM
On the same subject:

McDonalds fault For Obesity” Law Suit Revived

A federal appeals court on Tuesday reinstated part of a highly publicized obesity suit against McDonald's Corp. The case accuses the fast food giant of using false advertising to lure children into an unhealthy diet

The case was previously dismissed when the judge stated that the plaintiffs had failed to prove a link between eating McDonald's products and their injuries. McDonald's has told the press "We are confident this frivolous suit will once again be dismissed".

But I swear your honor....
I thought the Burger and greasy salt covered fries were good for my kid! Im sorry I have no common sense and need someone to hold my hand.....

jon_hill987
01-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by CaptainRAVE
But I swear your honor....
I thought the Burger and greasy salt covered fries were good for my kid! Im sorry I have no common sense and need someone to hold my hand.....

Yeah, I'ts sad when people have no common sense. but I'm still don't think McDonalds should get away with making people fat with poor quallity burgers, i mean you can get nicer from any (non-chain) takeaway that isn't on wheels, and you should stay away from those unless you want food poisoning.

TK-8252
01-26-2005, 01:12 PM
Yup, McDonalds' only purpose is to make people fat and try to get away with it. It's a conspiracy I tell you!

BongoBob
01-26-2005, 05:18 PM
McDonalds is freakin delicious.

That is all.

TiE23
01-26-2005, 06:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/21211biggie.jpg

TiE

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01-27-2005, 06:02 AM
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