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Boba Rhett
01-25-2005, 11:08 PM
An Army of Rhett.

and

Grab Life by the Rhett.

and

He Who Thinks Rhett Drinks Rhett.

As you can imagine, I find this quite amusing. Now you can too!

Just click Here (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan) to make some of your own!



I'm almost sure we've done this before but, well, who cares. :) Now get to sloganizin'!

Sivy
01-25-2005, 11:29 PM
"Uh-oh, Better Get Sivy."

"Aaahh, Sivy!"

"Get Sivy or Get Out."

"Sivy - It Looks Good on You."

"Silly Rabbit, Sivy is for Kids"

"I'd Like to Buy the World a Sivy"

"I'd Walk a Mile for a Sivy"

El Sitherino
01-25-2005, 11:36 PM
"Moms like you choose Jed."

Oh I think we have a winner here.
"Life Should Taste As Good As Jed."

"Feel the Jed."

"They're hungry for your BawBag."

.... wow. Creepy.

I think this one takes the cake...
"Drinka pinta Niner a day"
(Drink a pint-a Niner a day)

And this is just too brilliant to pass up
"Go On, Get Your Sith Out."

"Any Time, Any Place, Sith."

CapNColostomy
01-25-2005, 11:43 PM
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Capn'Colostomy?

Run For The Capn'Colostomy.

Nothing Acts Faster Than CapN'Colostomy.

(My favorite so far) See the Capn'Colostomy, Feel the Shine.

Don't Forget The Capn'Colostomy, Mum.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Capn'Colostomy!

El Sitherino
01-25-2005, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Sivy
"Silly Rabbit, Sivy is for Kids"
And the press are all over Jack-o. :p

Cap, your name alone strikes scary images into my head, those phrases totally replace those with even scarier ones.

Mike Windu
01-25-2005, 11:57 PM
I remember this from a long time ago. Very fun ^^

I'm a Secret Mikey Drinker.

The Mike Goes Straight to your Head.

Look For The Mike Label.

Gotta Lotta Mike.

My fav: You've Always Got Time For Mike.

The Sponge of Confidence.

:D

BigTeddyPaul
01-26-2005, 12:00 AM
Uhhhhhh . . .


I am Stuck on Bigteddypaul, 'Cause Bigteddypaul's Stuck on Me.

EDIT: WTF? This is like a dirty slogan thingy. My 2nd slogan

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Bigteddypaul.

EDIT AGAIN: Okay I just confirmed that this is a porn slogan generaor. 3rd try:

Have You Forgotten How Good Bigteddypaul Tastes?

Crow_Nest
01-26-2005, 12:56 AM
"The Too Good to Hurry Crow_nest"

"8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Crow_nest."

Sam
01-26-2005, 01:13 AM
1.Built Sam Tough.
2. Do The Sam.
:p

BawBag™
01-26-2005, 01:32 AM
Kills all known Bawbag - Dead.

IG-64
01-26-2005, 03:29 AM
Ownage Unscripted.
An Ownage Works Wonders.
Choosy Mothers Choose Drugs.
The Drugs Goes Straight to your Head.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Drugs.
Pork Just Feels Right.
Things Go Better with Pork.
Turn Loose The Pork.
It's Not TV. It's Socks.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Socks in Your Cup.
Smart. Beautiful. Death.
Don't Live a Little, Live a Death.
For Mash, Get Death.
Puts the Death in Britain.
If You Can't Beat Death, Join Death.
You Can Be Sure of Sausage.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Sausage.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Crap.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Crap.
Two Hours of Sechs in Just Two Calories.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Sechs.
Better Ingredients, Better Sechs.
Come to Life. Come to Yoda.

Alegis
01-26-2005, 03:48 AM
Ribbed For Her Alegis.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Alegis.
Gotta Lotta Alegis.

:\ Although I like;

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Alegis.

Dath Maximus
01-26-2005, 04:07 AM
Wait Till We Get Our Dath Max On You.

Men Can't Help Acting On Dath Max.

A Finger of Dath Max is Just Enough to
Give Your Kids a Treat.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Dath Max it is!

There Ain't No Party Like A Dath Max Party.

Pride of the Dath Max For Over a Hundred Years.

Recommended By Dr. Dath Max.

Vorsprung Durch Dath Max.

Tonight, Let It Be Opal.

Top Breeders Recommend Phreak.

Pikachu Makes Everything Better.

Pie™
01-26-2005, 05:14 AM
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Pie.

Mum's Gone to Pie.

The Pie For All Ages.

Better Living Through Pie.

The Joy of Pie.

Curt-Man
01-26-2005, 05:27 AM
Let Your Curt-Man Do The Walking.

The Joy of Curt-Man.

Two Hours of Curt-Man in Just Two Calories.

I Liked The Curt-Man So Much, I Bought The Company!

best one: Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Curt-Man from the Oven.

Curt-Man: The Other White Meat.

Only Curt-Man Has The Answer.

There's Only One Curt-Man.

and now for my other nickname:

The The Shirt That Refreshes.

The The Shirt Of A New Generation.

Stimulation for Body and The Shirt.

A Finger of The Shirt is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

ZBomber
01-26-2005, 05:50 AM
"It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Zbomber."

So true....

Rogue15
01-26-2005, 06:12 AM
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Rogue15 Overnight.

Please Don't Squeeze The Rogue15.

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Rogue15. (damn straight, bitches!)

Splash Rogue15 All Over. (what the ****?)

Bridge That Gap with Rogue15.

No Rogue15, No Comment.

The Rogue15 That Eats Like A Meal.

Mama's got the Magic of Rogue15.

Reach for the Rogue15.

Rogue15. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

Keep That Rogue15 Complexion.

Devon Knows How They Make Rogue15 So Creamy.

More Rogue15 Please.

The Joy of Rogue15.

Your Flexible Rogue15.

The Rogue15 Effect.

Just What The Rogue15 Ordered.

Only Rogue15 Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Rogue15.

Breton
01-26-2005, 06:15 AM
"Wouldn't You Rather Be Breton?"

"Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Breton."

"I Like the Breton in You."

"Thank Breton It's Friday."

Fun stuff!

Samuel Dravis
01-26-2005, 06:57 AM
Get the Dravis Habit.
Only Dravis Can Prevent Forest Fires.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Dravis.
The Dravis Of Paradise.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Dravis Overnight.
A Day Without Dravis is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Exceedingly Good Dravis.
Nothing Works Better Than a Dravis.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Dravis.
Beware of Expensive Dravis.
Dravis Not Included.
You're Never Alone with a Dravis.
Super Dravis is Almost Here.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Dravis.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Dravis.
You Need A Dravis.
We'll Leave The Dravis On For You.
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Dravis.
We're Serious About Dravis.

Bolded = most entertaining. :D

Dunno why they use a cgi script on that site though. Must be paying a lot for the bandwidth. If it was written in javascript it would be much faster... :p

swphreak
01-26-2005, 07:09 AM
"A day without Sunshine is a day without Jed"

ET Warrior
01-26-2005, 07:39 AM
Choosy Mothers Choose ET

That's right, you all best watch your mothers around me :naughty:

swphreak
01-26-2005, 08:08 AM
Half the ET, All the Taste.
Cleans Your Floor Without ET.
ET is so Bracing.
Got ET?
Beware of Expensive ET.
Please Don't Squeeze The ET.

jebbers
01-26-2005, 08:27 AM
*There's First Love, and There's jebbers Love.
*The Best Part of Waking Up is jebbers in Your Cup.
Let the jebbers Begin.
Beanz Meanz jebbers.
*Sweet as the Moment When the jebbers Went "Pop" (personal moment)
*It's Shake 'n' jebbers, and I Helped.
Get the jebbers Habit.
*Don't You Just Love Being In jebbers?(eh?)



'*' = i like them the best...and some sound just obscene....but none the less funny

Kain
01-26-2005, 11:27 AM
My Anti-Drug is Kain
I can't believe I ate the whole Kain
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Kain

jon_hill987
01-26-2005, 11:38 AM
"You Can Be Sure of Jon Hill."

"Turn Loose The Jon Hill."

"To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Jon Hill." (that one made I laugh!)

"I am Stuck on Jon Hill, 'Cause Jon Hill's Stuck on Me." WTF?!

"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Jon Hill it is!"

This makes less sense than a nut on steroids! what the flip is this for?

EDIT: this one is funny! "Run For The Jon Hill." like run for the hills but not.

GothiX
01-26-2005, 12:03 PM
Have You Had Your Gothix Today?

Well? Have you? :mad:

RoxStar
01-26-2005, 12:09 PM
"We Don't make Dave Grohl, we make Dave Grohl better!"

coupes.
01-26-2005, 12:14 PM
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Coupes.

Anthony
01-26-2005, 12:47 PM
Reach out and touch Anthony


:eek: Ohmygod

The Science Of Anthony

Wear Anthony.

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Anthony On Your Knife.

Feel The Raw Naked Anthony Of The Road.

WHAT THE ****

Sometimes You Feel Like an Anthony, Sometimes You Don't.

Anthony: The Other White Meat.


I Was an Anthony Weakling.

:xp:

We'll Leave The Pants On For You.

:p

Troopr-Undr-Fir
01-26-2005, 03:53 PM
"Gee, Your Troopr Smells Terrific."

"Built Troopr Tough."

"A Tough Troopr to Follow."

"Now with 50% more Troopr!"

And the best one of 2005...

*drumroll*








"Feel The Raw Naked Troopr Of The Road."

:indif:

TiE23
01-26-2005, 04:13 PM
"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for TiE."('s cream?) :indif:

"This Is The Age Of The TiE."

"The Incredible, Edible TiE."

"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The TiE." WTF??!!

"Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a TiE." ~and go to work!

"All You Add Is ****-Flavored Milkshake."

"A ****-Flavored Milkshake A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

*Drum roll*









"Life Should Taste As Good As ****-Flavored Milkshake." :D

TiE

Captain Wilson
01-27-2005, 03:47 AM
I bet he drinks ass

We Build Captain
Moving at the speed of Captain
Doing it right before your Captain
A Captain a day helps you work rest and play.
Get Captain or get out

MTV2
01-27-2005, 05:38 AM
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in

Things Happen After a Mtv2.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Mtv2.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mtv2.
Welcome To Mtv2 Country.

gosh, idiots:p

ET Warrior
01-27-2005, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by MTV2
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in

oh....my.........God!!!! HE FIGURED IT OUT!!


EVERYONE COME LOOK!!! MTV2 FIGURED OUT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!

Troopr-Undr-Fir
01-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by MTV2
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in

Things Happen After a Mtv2.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Mtv2.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mtv2.
Welcome To Mtv2 Country.

gosh, idiots:p

"Whoa..." - Keanu Reeves

:rolleyes:


I think she is ruined now :(

Mike Windu
01-27-2005, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by MTV2
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in



My god! He's right! :eek:

TiE23
01-27-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by MTV2
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in

Things Happen After a Mtv2.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Mtv2.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mtv2.
Welcome To Mtv2 Country.

gosh, idiots:p Blasphemous!!!

*continues worshipping the Slogan Gerenator GOD*

:indif:

TiE

MTV2
01-27-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
oh....my.........God!!!! HE FIGURED IT OUT!!


EVERYONE COME LOOK!!! MTV2 FIGURED OUT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!



Yesssssss



Gosh idiots


Friggin..IDIOTS


Why don't you guys go eat a decroted piece of crap!? GOSH



Hold on, I frogot to put in the crystals (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php)

Boba Rhett
01-27-2005, 03:12 PM
How did you ever piece together that trail of clues? I am in awe. :eek:


Easy on the name calling, MTV2.... Not everyone here has seen Napoleon Dynamite and they may not appreciate it. :D


But I forgive you for linking to that awesome soundboard.

PR-0927
01-27-2005, 04:14 PM
"We Build Majin Revan."


Yikes...


Or this one:

"Just Do Majin Revan."


Only the hot chicks, please!!


And this one:

"Wouldn't You Rather Be Majin Revan?"


Heh...


:fett:

legameboy
01-27-2005, 06:08 PM
Nobody Does It Like Leggy.
Do the Leggy.
You Can Do It When You Leggy It.
The Science Of Leggy.
Only a Fool Breaks the Leggy.

Oh yeah.

TheOutrider
01-27-2005, 08:01 PM
Gotta Lotta Cocketiel.
Oh yeah
Do You Eat The Cocketiel Last?
My bird screamed during that one
The Too Good to Hurry Cocketiel.

Feel The Raw Naked Cocketiel Of The Road.
Oh dear lord
Stimulation for Body and Cocketiel.
eww
Every Cocketiel Helps.
yup
I'm not Just the Cocketiel, I'm a Member.
same here
Any Time, Any Place, Cocketiel.
yum
The Appliance of Cocketiel.
remember use a condom
The Cocketiel is Mightier than the Sword.
damn straight
You Can't Top a Cocketiel.
wanna bet
Dude, You're Getting a Cocketiel!
ok ok touchy feelings
What Can Cocketiel Do For You?
nothing
I'd Like to Buy the World a Cocketiel.
really
Reach Out and Touch Cocketiel.
my bird giggled during that one
Grab Life by the Cocketiel.
and that one
Sometimes You Feel Like a Cocketiel, Sometimes You Don't.
i feel like crap
Do The Cocketiel.
yup free of charge
Obey Your Cocketiel.
yes my lord
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Cocketiel.
no it comes form my @$$
Kids Will Do Anything For Cocketiel.
wanna dollar
There's First Love, and There's Cocketiel Love.
:naughty:
Every Kiss Begins With Cocketiel.
:naughty:
Cocketiel-Lickin' Good.

Doomie
01-28-2005, 08:01 AM
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Cocketiel.

... I think we have a winner....

PoM
01-29-2005, 12:37 PM
I've got a few...

With A Name Like Poison, It Has To Be Good.

(Really good)

It's Different in a Monkey.

(Not that much!)

I'm a Secret Advertising Drinker.

(O - - kay?)

Gee, Your Piece Of Metal Smells Terrific.

(Right.)

Look, Ma, No Suffering!

(Really?)

Tell Them About The Pain, Mummy.

(Pain instead of suffering.)

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Lava.

(You can never stop lava)

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Frog.

(Stick what in the frog?)



And now my favorite...


*drumroll*

Death Is Good For You.

Tyrion
01-29-2005, 02:00 PM
"Silly Rabbit, Tyrion is for Kids."

>_>

"Solutions For a Small Tyrion."

I hope they mean my body size, and not my uh...onto the next slogan:

"Doing It Right Before Your Tyrion."

Right before the small Tyrion, huh?

"A Glass and a Half in Every Tyrion."

I'll stop now, as so far this is saying that there's a solution for a small Tyrion, which is for kids and has a glass and a half of liquid within itself.

Yay for penis innuendos. :o

Anthony
01-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by MTV2
you guys are retarded


it just adds words to what you type in

Things Happen After a Mtv2.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Mtv2.
Nothing Sucks Like A Mtv2.
Welcome To Mtv2 Country.

gosh, idiots:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/jon_hill987/CPTNO.jpg

Useful, these cards. :D

Jamps
01-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Vatter Just Feels Right.

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Vatter.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Vatter.

For That Deep Down Body Vatter.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Vatter.

:bdroid2:

LightNinja
01-30-2005, 02:35 AM
Super Lightninja is Almost Here.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Lightninja?
Kids Will Do Anything For Lightninja.
etc..

*Yoinked*
02-01-2005, 09:21 AM
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Penetration from the Oven

I Feel Like Penetration Tonight.

Things Happen After a Penetration.
DUH!
Probably The Best Penetration In The World
Yep!
It's That Penetration Feeling
ok
Have a Penetration and Smile
will do

Have some uncensored side splitters, though too mature...