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El Sitherino
01-26-2005, 08:08 PM
After suffering from a disease I like to call Chronic Boredism. I decided, I'ma mess around with some stuff. Found myself an editor and created some monstrosities.

http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Capn_Card.jpg
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Rhett_card.jpg
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Yoink_Stick_card.jpg
and because everyone loves some controversy. :p
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/New_age_swampie_card.jpg

and because Boromir just rules.
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/boromir_STFU_censored_card.jpg
(I also have an uncensored one, but I cannot show it.)

CapNColostomy
01-26-2005, 08:18 PM
Heh, thanks again for the card man. Here's one Astro made for me a few days ago for tying in the Official EU Triva Thread.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/CapPhreak.jpg

El Sitherino
01-26-2005, 08:29 PM
Ha-Ha! That's great, I love the laser stick bit. XD

This just in, a card for Groovy. :)
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Groovy_Card.jpg

Tyrion
01-26-2005, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Ha-Ha! That's great, I love the laser stick bit. XD

This just in, a card for Groovy. :)
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Groovy_Card.jpg

:(

You have no idea how to play MTG, do you?

El Sitherino
01-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
:(

You have no idea how to play MTG, do you? Haven't played it in 7 years. But it don't matter. The point isn't to make actually playable cards, just fun stuff. Gah, pull out the stick. :p

IG-64
01-26-2005, 09:07 PM
http://img195.exs.cx/img195/382/ig64card5ry.jpg

I've never even played a trading card game before. :D

Darth Groovy
01-26-2005, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
:(

You have no idea how to play MTG, do you?

No. Unlike you, I chose to have a girlfreind, a job, and a life. :(

Astrotoy7
01-26-2005, 11:07 PM
I have a damn decent collection of the SW CCG. Including Ultra rare Mara jade foil (woot!).... more than a 1000 cards....never played the game once :) I just likethe look of them and their EU content :)

mtfbwya

Tyrion
01-27-2005, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
No. Unlike you, I chose to have a girlfreind, a job, and a life. :(

You do realised that my question was meant towards IS, right? :p

Besides, I can't legally have sex or get a job at my age, so the first two are pretty much out of my league(first one I guess I could do...wouldn't be much point though.)

El Sitherino
01-27-2005, 01:12 AM
Aren't you 15? The law can't stop you from boinking another 15 year old.

IG-64
01-27-2005, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Aren't you 15? The law can't stop you from boinking another 15 year old.

That's bein' a father figure. :thumbsup:

El Sitherino
01-27-2005, 02:25 AM
I was just correcting him.

But yeah, uh... don't sex up people until you're atleast 17.

Mike Windu
01-27-2005, 02:32 AM
Mikey wants a card!

:p

El Sitherino
01-27-2005, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Mikey wants a card!

:p Very well. OBSERVE MY AWESOME CREATION! :p
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Spongebob_card.jpg

Joetheeskimo
01-27-2005, 02:59 AM
Hehe! You're great at those, man :D Keep them coming! :thumbsup:

Astrotoy7
01-27-2005, 04:52 AM
heh Mike = gay :D

wheres my damn card :) After all, I am the funneh card king around here.... (Im just crap at Photoshop thats all :()

mtfbwya

swphreak
01-27-2005, 06:04 AM
I disovow my card. I demand a cooler card.

jon_hill987
01-27-2005, 07:36 AM
This is rubbish because I can't use Gimp yet (I did this in paint) but here we go...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/jon_hill987/CPTNO.jpg

Doomie
01-27-2005, 08:02 AM
http://mtglair.de/

freeware Card editor, amongst other stuff...

Pie™
01-27-2005, 08:44 AM
Thanks for the link Doomie. The following are done in bad humor. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/Astro.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/jedcard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/watch.jpg

Darth Groovy
01-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Ha-Ha! That's great, I love the laser stick bit. XD

This just in, a card for Groovy. :)
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/Groovy_Card.jpg

http://www.themanipulation.com/shizzle.gif

Prime
01-27-2005, 09:04 AM
LOL, these are great!

ET Warrior
01-27-2005, 12:20 PM
My watch tells time... :(



:p

Kain
01-27-2005, 01:08 PM
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/2322/kainmtgcard5wv.jpg

Tyrion
01-27-2005, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Aren't you 15? The law can't stop you from boinking another 15 year old.

Nope, 14. And here in California it's 16 for consent.

Astrotoy7
01-27-2005, 03:59 PM
Nice Pieski :) Of course you know I ain't a cracker like steve irwin, but I guess its what alot of ppl associate with australia :( :p ....I like the mom thang...so damn true :D

*Phreak, like I said, phreaky is as phreaky does. Besides, win round three and you'll get a cool card.... ;) :p

mtfbwya

TiE23
01-27-2005, 04:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/spamcard.jpg
:p

TiE

Curt-Man
01-27-2005, 05:06 PM
since i reformatted my computer, i lost photoshop so i had to use good ol' paint

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/209/curtman5ot.th.jpg (http://img187.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img187&image=curtman5ot.jpg)

shukrallah
01-27-2005, 05:14 PM
Awesome Cards!!

I think I'll make a few tomorrow. :-D

since i reformatted my computer, i lost photoshop so i had to use good ol' paint

www.gimp.org Free image program... its good. Almost like photoshop.. sorta, it has a lot of the same features, just presented differently.

Neverhoodian
01-27-2005, 05:23 PM
Here's mine. As you can probably tell, I don't know how to play the card game! :p

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/1551/klaycard7gx.jpg

Kain
01-27-2005, 06:25 PM
http://img165.exs.cx/img165/8554/selenemtgcard6kr.jpg

jon_hill987
01-27-2005, 11:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/jon_hill987/Flame.jpg

Astrotoy7
01-27-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Kain


hmmm.some ppl have a very romanticized perception of themselves dont they.... :p

*** card removed by astro***

mtfbwya

CapNColostomy
01-27-2005, 11:35 PM
*BOWS TO WORSHIP ASTRO*

:p

Kain
01-28-2005, 09:59 AM
In an effort to regain some civility in this thread, I shall remove this card, as it seems to have caused angst. ~ET

GothiX
01-28-2005, 10:27 AM
http://img153.exs.cx/img153/9125/piethegathering0hf.jpg

:D

Zappa_0
01-28-2005, 10:31 AM
Hahahaha these cards are halarious! :D

GothiX
01-28-2005, 10:43 AM
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/2798/comebackthegathering8cf.jpg

It had to be done.

Pie™
01-28-2005, 11:29 AM
I've made some more. Most of these won't be funny if you don't know about the events surrounding them. Next I might make some more that people here can relate to. <.<

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/fenrizcard.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/euronymouscard.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/arsoncard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/Helvetecard.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/selloutcard.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/trueblackcard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/vargcard.jpg

move along T_T

IG-64
01-28-2005, 11:47 AM
What's with the buchered orc names? >.>

Datheus
01-28-2005, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by GothiX
<img>Come Back.jpg</img>

It had to be done.

This thread delivers! :emodanc:

El Sitherino
01-28-2005, 01:13 PM
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/emo_card.jpg

Samuel Dravis
01-28-2005, 01:14 PM
I've no idea how to play MTG, but here's one:
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/7546/trogdor1rd.jpg

Acrylic
01-28-2005, 01:28 PM
Hmm....none of me yet? I thought there'd be some good ones to make fun of me...

I guess not...

Samuel Dravis
01-28-2005, 02:13 PM
Another:

http://img177.exs.cx/img177/8804/tinikac0na.png

:D

TheOutrider
01-28-2005, 02:29 PM
Awesome keep em coming.

I don't know how to make these I wish I knew >.<

Redwing
01-28-2005, 02:30 PM
...Somehow I think that card's a dud. :D

Try Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt or something. ;)

Treacherous Mercenary
01-28-2005, 02:34 PM
Oh sweet! Once I again I dodge the radar on here.... I don't know how I do it either...

Redwing
01-28-2005, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Treacherous Mercenary
Oh sweet! Once I again I dodge the radar on here.... I don't know how I do it either...

Translated:

Originally posted by Treacherous Mercenary
You bastards, make me into a card already...

;)

Joetheeskimo
01-28-2005, 03:24 PM
Well, since the card makers seem to be abounding, could I have one? :D

TiE23
01-28-2005, 03:39 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/photocards.jpg
Blank version (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/blankcard01.jpg)
:xp:

TiE

Joetheeskimo
01-28-2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by TiE 23
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/photocards.jpg
Blank version (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/blankcard01.jpg)
:xp:

TiE

Thanks, I'll use that :D *saves*

TiE23
01-28-2005, 04:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/bannedcard.jpg
Uhhg, this took me forever :xp:
Ohh! More choices!
#2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/bannedcard2.jpg) #3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/bannedcard3.jpg)

TiE

El Sitherino
01-28-2005, 04:38 PM
TiE.... lay off the crack.

"goat lord puma"? seriously boy.

TiE23
01-28-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
TiE.... lay off the crack.

"goat lord puma"? seriously boy. What would you have put?

TiE

El Sitherino
01-28-2005, 04:41 PM
Not puma, since a puma would eat a goat. I woulda put Sir Fuzzyass. That goat was awesome.


Nice job with the Dennis Leary qoute though. :D

TiE23
01-28-2005, 04:49 PM
(Look at my original post to see more versions)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/bannedcard3v2.jpg

:D

TiE

Treacherous Mercenary
01-28-2005, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Redwing
;)

Oh you backstabbing ****bite! :eek:

Lady Jedi
01-28-2005, 06:22 PM
Now, now. There is no need for violence and name calling. I know what you guys can do instead: Just make me a card. You see? Doesn't that sound better? :p :D

coupes.
01-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Please be careful what you write on those cards... the words obviously cannot be picked up by the censor. If you have to use those words, censor them yourselves.

Thanks.

Kain
01-28-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/2798/comebackthegathering8cf.jpg

It had to be done.

Hey, Astro took a shot at me and my lover, so I took at shot at him and his lover.

Boba Rhett
01-28-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Kain
so I took at shot at him and his lover.



Awesome. :D

El Sitherino
01-29-2005, 12:32 AM
Woah woah woah woah! Hold the **** up.

Everyone calm down. Kain, Astro lay off. Capn' watch out. Everyone get back to being lighthearted or you all die get punished.

Kain and Astro, no more instigating.

Joetheeskimo
01-29-2005, 07:28 AM
http://www.jediknightiifans.com/joecard.gif

:D

(Thanks TiE for the card template.)

Acrylic
01-29-2005, 08:09 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/acrylicguitar/acrylicmagiccard.jpg

Here, I did one of me.

Really cheesy, but meh. ;)

Darth Groovy
01-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Kain
Hey, Astro took a shot at me and my lover, so I took at shot at him and his lover.

I get along good with all three of these guys, but GOD that was a good come back!

Astro/CapN':1 Kain:2

:D

Astrotoy7
01-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/2798/comebackthegathering8cf.jpg

It had to be done.

LMAO....gothix you da man :p

Kain, I was expecting a *clever* retort form you, but alas, I was perhaps expecting *too* much :(

:p

mtfbwya

ET Warrior
01-29-2005, 11:16 PM
woah woah WOAH! This thread has, sadly, gotten out of hand and it looks like I may have to close 'er down. :(


Lets stop this senseless bickering because we all know that arguing over the internet is like racing in the special olympics.

Even if you win I'm still better than you..


or.....something like that....

Astrotoy7
01-29-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
hmmm.some ppl have a very romanticized perception of themselves dont they.... :p

* * * card removed by astro * * *

[EDIT] I had made a card of Kain/Selene, as a jest of course, and I in no way knew that such offense would have been taken to it.

Unfortunately, Kain has chosen to retort by flame-baiting myself and the CapN, including, unnecessary comments in his sig.

Kain, I suggest you should have PMd me asking to remove the card as you found it offensive, not your childish response

Someone once said :
Arguing on the internet is like the Paralympics, even if you win, you're still retarded...



mtfbwya

Astrotoy7
01-30-2005, 06:05 AM
* * *
Ok, back to the cards. Here's some others I made for teh EU forum from the SW CCG :D

http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/Cards all.jpg

mtfbwya

Bob Gnarly
01-30-2005, 06:22 AM
Mhmmm, wheres my legendary card.

Acrylic
01-30-2005, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Mamba
Mhmmm, wheres my legendary card.

Make it yourself,

that's what I had to do. :(

El Sitherino
01-30-2005, 07:33 AM
Gyar, bombardment of "make me a card". ;_; I didn't plan for this.

Joetheeskimo
01-30-2005, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
woah woah WOAH! This thread has, sadly, gotten out of hand and it looks like I may have to close 'er down. :(

For ****'s sake! Not only did he make up, but the post after Groovy's was a JOKE! Lighten up...

El Sitherino
01-30-2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
For ****'s sake! Not only did he make up, but the post after Groovy's was a JOKE! Lighten up... http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/boromir_STFU_censored_card.jpg

Kain
01-30-2005, 08:51 AM
I love it when someone takes a cheap shot at me and its a joke, but when I take a cheap shot back its a flame.

I'm not the most mature person on these forums but for the love of ****ing Christ learn the difference.

And the flames on CapN were brought on by HIM.

Just a lil self defense.

Now, a card.
http://img183.exs.cx/img183/1559/funnyfunnymagic6xi.jpg

Oh how I love my humor.

Pie™
01-30-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Kain
That whole erectile disfunction thing you have a problem with has nothing to do with me. That does have a lot to do with anything! :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/flamewarcard.jpg

ET Warrior
01-30-2005, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
For ****'s sake! Not only did he make up, but the post after Groovy's was a JOKE! Lighten up...

You happened to miss the multiple posts that were deleted / edited.

Apparently it's impossible for some people to just stop and go on with the thread, we gotta keep draggin this crap back in, so this thread is dead until further notice :(

El Sitherino
01-30-2005, 09:18 AM
You all should be ashamed. This was a harmless thread, just a fun little bit to post in and have a laugh. Then you guys came and tiraded the hell out of it and it degenerated into a ****fest of slander and utter crap. It's stupid crap like this that people get banned, warned, and otherwise severely punished. If I had the money I'd find my way to fly to visit each of you and put a world of hurt on you. The utter disrespect you all have shown to eachother and to me is inexcusable. You all should feel bad. Enjoy your emo, you all fail.

ET Warrior
01-30-2005, 09:23 AM
http://img172.exs.cx/img172/7779/napoleon5ak.jpg

Jed
01-30-2005, 09:38 AM
Kain and CapN -

Both of you are temp-banned. Honestly, I can't imagine why either of you would go to the lengths that you did. Rationally thinking, I can't justify not banning either of you after a goddamned CARD THREAD.

Take a few days to cool off.

And I'll remind everyone that "self defense" to flaming is reporting the post to a mod via the report button or to a favorite moderator.

And re-registering while banned = permban.

That is all.

ET Warrior
02-07-2005, 09:27 PM
I bring this thread back, because it was a super duper thread, and I think things have cooled enough that we can resume :)

Boba Rhett
02-07-2005, 09:31 PM
I couldn't get the program to work on my computer. :(


Anyone have a high quality blank they can post?

ET Warrior
02-07-2005, 09:39 PM
I'm not sure how high quality that is...I'm no expert on blanks........



ET ~ Wise-assery comes standard


Edit - well crap, I can't get the picture to work, but it was apicture of a blank bullet :(

Samuel Dravis
02-08-2005, 04:57 AM
Here's one for ya, Rhett. :)

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/4111/blankcard6hf.jpg

TheOutrider
02-08-2005, 05:44 PM
how do i post an attachment?

ET Warrior
02-08-2005, 05:50 PM
You can't.

Try uploading it to image shack (www.imageshack.us)
and then you can link to it here, or use the [img] tags.

TheOutrider
02-08-2005, 06:00 PM
http://img210.exs.cx/img210/9316/card6nk.jpg
I definitely don't know how to play the game as you can see XD

I hope I gave myself extra properties



fixed your img tags ~ET

jokemaster
02-08-2005, 06:05 PM
I have once again been ignored, despite having had posted for 3 YEARS!
*runs away, and starts playing 'Phantom of the Opera' on giant speakers.*
*Cuts off all power except from the speakers*
*Appears weraing a mask*
YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Astrotoy7
02-08-2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by jokemaster
I have once again been ignored, despite having had posted for 3 YEARS!
*runs away, and starts playing 'Phantom of the Opera' on giant speakers.*
*Cuts off all power except from the speakers*
*Appears weraing a mask*
YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Basically, Im scared to make a new card for anyone, after what happenned last time :( :p

C'mon, someone make jokemaster a card already !

mtfbwya

TheOutrider
02-08-2005, 07:28 PM
heres a card from Santa

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/1964/kainisindestructable8tb.jpg

Astrotoy7
02-08-2005, 11:05 PM
Oh OK already. heres a card for jokemaster... you probably have realised I only do SWCCG cards.... :)

http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/Jokemaster.jpg

[EDIT] Outrider, we've already had a Legacy of Kain game card....check page 1 :p


mtfbwya

TheOutrider
02-09-2005, 11:59 AM
edit: No thats from our good friend Kain im his evil little messenger >.>

Whats that thing in the top right corner of Magic cards cause I ain't gots a clue?

El Sitherino
02-09-2005, 12:07 PM
Mana cost.

The_One
02-09-2005, 01:03 PM
http://darkforces.jediknight.net/rich/swampie.jpg

TK-8252
02-09-2005, 01:18 PM
Don't bother making me a card! I'll just be over here not wishing for a card... ;)

The_One
02-09-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
Don't bother making me a card!

I did...

El Sitherino
02-09-2005, 01:48 PM
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/Caption_pictures/tk_8252_card.jpg

:p

TK-8252
02-09-2005, 01:58 PM
Where have I ever said I like to touch the bunnies.

KBell
02-09-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
I like to touch the bunnies.

You just did :)

TK-8252
02-09-2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by KBell
You just did :)

Oh you sly bastard...

El Sitherino
02-09-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
Where have I ever said I like to touch the bunnies.

Originally posted by KBell

Originally posted by TK-8252
I like to touch the bunnies.

You just did :)
XD I knew it'd work. :D

Don't be angry TK, I'm just playin with ya.

Astrotoy7
02-09-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by TheOutrider
edit: No thats from our good friend Kain im his evil little messenger >.>

Whats that thing in the top right corner of Magic cards cause I ain't gots a clue?

geez, Kain must be hard pressed for entertainment if he still wants to smear his childish crap here....

Outrider, I wouldnt advertise the fact that you are in effect posting on someones(who has been permbanned) behalf...

mtfbwya

Darth Groovy
02-09-2005, 11:38 PM
http://www.themanipulation.com/images/threadsucks.jpg

Astrotoy7
02-09-2005, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
http://www.themanipulation.com/images/threadsucks.jpg

it does... blame ET ! Sithy and I are the main ppl who seem to make these things, everyone else is just whining how they dont get one :p bah !

*grooves, YOU have the power to close it ! DO IT !* :p

mtfbwya

Darth Groovy
02-10-2005, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
it does... blame ET ! Sithy and I are the main ppl who seem to make these things, everyone else is just whining how they dont get one :p bah !

*grooves, YOU have the power to close it ! DO IT !* :p

mtfbwya

I do, and I am. Consider it done. Note that this has NO REFLECTION or reprocussion on the ones who started this thread. It has simply caused more problems than it is worth, and I am closing it to preserve the peace.

Think of me what you will.

*end*