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Boba Rhett
01-31-2005, 06:47 AM
Oh sweet mercy, yes.

Just when you thought Uwe Boll couldn't get any worse, what with Alone in the Dark just being released, he goes and does this:

Right Click/Save Here To Hurt Yourself (http://media.cinema-post.de/BRay_TTeas.mpg) ~11megs


PUT DOWN THE CAMERA, UWE. I'm not exactly sure what kind of deal you must have made with Satan to become a director but it can't be worth seeing all this suffering caused by you.


... What a minute.... maybe Uwe is Satan. It's all coming together now. We are so on to you, Boll.


"I direct the movies that make the whole world cry." - Uwe Boll, circa - just now :(

Not even the combined hotness of Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez can save this, which is an amazing feat of suckatude.

GothiX
01-31-2005, 06:54 AM
You're only a few months late (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141293&highlight=Selene).. :p

jebbers
01-31-2005, 06:57 AM
.................terrible.................

shes much hotter in the games.....lol....

and perhaps that is where she should stay...

Darth Simpson
01-31-2005, 07:17 AM
Uwe Boll is a disgrace. After the press he gets, and the absolutely horrible reviews his movies receive, I simply cannot understand why anyone would want to sign Boll for a new project. Why would anyone want to have their franchise raped and pissed on by one of the worst directors ever is beyond me...

You should read one of his recent interviews with Filmforce (http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/583/583575p1.html?fromint=1) where he talks about Alone in the Dark and his other upcoming projects. I quote...

It's really brutal and there is stuff in it, we have a really, really hot sex scene with Lokken where she is completely naked.

I've yet to read an interview with him where you can't laugh at every paragraph, because he's so incoherent and stupid. There is stuff in it... Bwahahaha!

Die, Uwe.

Leper Messiah
01-31-2005, 07:33 AM
nonononono i simply wont have this - here is a much worse trailer:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/mpeg/wotw-trailer.wmv

and that ones for the version i like!

heres another trailer thats also worse than this here BloodRayne:

http://www.waroftheworlds.com/ (trailer loads automatically)

Rogue Nine
01-31-2005, 07:45 AM
Oh dear Christ. Why. It burns us.

:|

Bob Gnarly
01-31-2005, 10:06 AM
check this out
http://www.uweboll.com/

Pie™
01-31-2005, 10:17 AM
That's disgusting. :/

ET Warrior
01-31-2005, 10:40 AM
That website is fantastic though :)

TheOutrider
01-31-2005, 01:03 PM
The trailer wasn't all that bad, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad, I think the movie might be good, it has some of the best actors in it.

Please don't kill me:p

lassev
01-31-2005, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by TheOutrider
The trailer wasn't all that bad, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad, I think the movie might be good, it has some of the best actors in it.

You must be living in a joyous world indeed...

Mike Windu
01-31-2005, 01:54 PM
Dude. I live in a joyous world. and that's a crap trailer.

What was the budget? 5 dollars? :p

Bob Gnarly
01-31-2005, 02:44 PM
Yeah and they spent the budget getting Kristanna Loken drunk enough to take the role.

wassup
01-31-2005, 04:39 PM
Well, at least this Bloodrayne movie doesn't have Tara Reid as an archeologist. :eek:

SeleneRayne
01-31-2005, 04:39 PM
I am aware. It sucks badly. The horror.

I am sad. :(

El Sitherino
01-31-2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by wassup
Well, at least this Bloodrayne movie doesn't have Tara Reid as an archeologist. :eek: Tara Reid should be banned from starring in movies now.

jokemaster
01-31-2005, 06:52 PM
The thing is, Uwe BOll is buying movie rights to games that could actually make awesome movies if done by the right person...

El Sitherino
01-31-2005, 07:28 PM
I suggest we kill him. Or something.

wassup
01-31-2005, 08:49 PM
Oh. My. Lord. NO. (http://www.worthplaying.com/article.php?sid=22818)

[edit] Turns out to be a joke. :sweat:

TheOutrider
01-31-2005, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by lassev
You must be living in a joyous world indeed... No its just my opinion and besides, some movies have horrid, foul, disgusting...*goes on for hours*trailers and the movies are awesome, and come on you can't think its THAT bad.


I don't live in a joyous world, I live in a ghetto/suburb, get it right next time:p

*pokes fun at mike windu*

Oh and never judge a movie by the trailer...

Let me have my opinion or I swear that I will hunt you down and eat you

Darth Groovy
02-01-2005, 02:54 AM
This one is pretty terrible. Yet, the War Of The Worlds trailer is much, much worse. :(

Astrotoy7
02-01-2005, 04:58 AM
wow, this is a very masochistic thread :(

Im not touchin those trailers, my crappy 56k dialup time is precious :)

But seriously, is anyone *really* surprised that Bloodrayne = OK game = shyte movie

On the other hand SW Full Trailer mid march....I am still deciding if I will allow myself to see it !

mtfbwya

El Sitherino
02-01-2005, 06:28 AM
If I see this movie, it'd only be for the gratuitous sex scene. I seriously think that's going to be the only reason it gets any money.

ET Warrior
02-01-2005, 08:36 AM
gratuitous sex scene with Kristanna Loken? Hmmm, I dont know if it would be worth the torture........


probably not....

Pie™
02-01-2005, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
gratuitous sex scene with Kristanna Loken? Hmmm, I dont know if it would be worth the torture........


probably not.... But she is in a corset and has fangs! :eek:

Bob Gnarly
02-01-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Pie™
But she is in a corset and has fangs! :eek:

HAWT!


you for one, i expect to know that.

TiE23
02-01-2005, 11:52 AM
I don't get it. Rayne is supposed to have RED hair, not orange hair in a bun. :rolleyes:

TiE

Darth Groovy
02-01-2005, 01:30 PM
2/1/05

Dear Hollywood,


In recent years I have noticed a trend in making movies based on video games. While kids my flock to see them during the weekend matinee's, the majority of us are insulted.

Please for the love of anything Holy or sacred make it stop?


On behalf of humanity, Sincerly,

Darth Groovy

Anthony
02-01-2005, 01:43 PM
Yeck.

Bob Gnarly
02-01-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
or sacred make it stop?


On behalf of humanity, Sincerly,

Darth Groovy Using your real name might be more effective.

Boba Rhett
02-01-2005, 06:19 PM
That is his real name. I got him really drunk one night and we went down to the court house. It's a great story. Ask me about it sometime.

El Sitherino
02-01-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Bob Gnarly
Using your real name might be more effective. Oh, but it is his real name. ;)

jokemaster
02-01-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
That is his real name. I got him really drunk one night and we went down to the court house. It's a great story. Ask me about it sometime.

[sweet child voice]
Uncle Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet? Will you tell us about the time you changed uncle groovy's name, PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?








:p

lukeiamyourdad
02-01-2005, 06:49 PM
Gratuitous sex means nothing to me.

IMO, she's:

http://www.bloodrayne.net/cgi-bin/galleries/br2_gallery/images/large/9942.jpg

much hotter.

>_>
<_<

What?

acdcfanbill
02-01-2005, 08:05 PM
looks like a character out of bloodlines lol ;)