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Drazin
02-08-2005, 01:01 PM
I must have missed it the first time or not been paying attention, but I was talking to Jolee about some things, his past and all. We got to discussing his time on Kashyyk and he says to me:

Jolee: I did it all for the Wookie

Revan: The Wookie?

Jolee: The Wookie.

That cracked me up.
Anyone else?

ChAiNz.2da
02-08-2005, 02:08 PM
Jolee by far is my favorite character in KotOR. If you take the time to explore all the dialogue options (many reloads), some of the stuff he says is hilarious.

A bitter, stubborn, know-it-all old man....he is my idol and I aspire to be just like him when I "grow up" :lol:

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Revan: You were married?

Jolee: You know another way of getting a wife?!? Now where was I?

Derc
02-08-2005, 03:13 PM
Jolee is definitely funny.
You get to say Revan's best line to him.

"I hate you, old man." :D

RedHawke
02-08-2005, 09:24 PM
Yup, Jolee Bindo is da' man! :D

"My throat is dry and you are making me cranky... shoo!"

starmark2k
02-09-2005, 01:16 AM
his story about the guy brimming with destiny and the reactor was hilarious.

Venom750
02-09-2005, 09:14 AM
I like it how when you say nothing to him he goes nuts.:D :D

Drazin
02-09-2005, 12:45 PM
Definetly a funny guy.
The Destiny Story was good.

When HK told me he calledMalek a Meatbag And that I thought it was so funny I kept it in his vocabulator, That was kinda funny too. But Jolee is definetly the comic relief in our team.

Sabretooth
02-10-2005, 12:55 AM
Jolee by far is the best member in the party (Power-wise, it's Canderous).

HK-47 is definitely the most funniest, though.

Darth Smaug
02-11-2005, 01:09 PM
what's so funny about HK-47 ??:confused:

Drazin
02-11-2005, 01:13 PM
his use of the word Meatbag for one.
I think he is funnier in the 2nd game.

"I will terminate all meatbags you want me to master... Ugg, I hate that term."

"What? Meatbag?"

"No, Master... eugh I said it again."

Talk to greeta on Nar Shadaa and complete the trade routes quest to both Dantooine and Onderon. There will be a HK pacifier for sale. Install that into HK-47 for some laughs.

Adawa Kisai
02-15-2005, 11:58 AM
Jolee also made me laugh. I didn't want to, but strong in the force Jolee is.

Jolee_B
02-15-2005, 02:19 PM
When I saw the cutscene with Jolee, I thought he'd be like Vrook. But no, he was hilarious.

Ragnos
02-16-2005, 11:58 AM
Jolee was my favorite in Kotor 1 :D

He made my laugh lots of times:)

Dark/light
09-14-2005, 10:17 PM
I have no idea how do you use spoilers but...

Jolee is very funny but he got one sad story.

It happen around Exor Vor and when he became a sith lord. He married his wife and Jolee was surprised of how she is strong in the force. He started to train her. Later, his wife was surprised that the dark side have more power. So his wife betrayed him and kill many jedis. Jolee found out and in the end, it turned out he had to fight her. Jolee won the fight and then he have a choice. Either kill her or let her live. He let her go because he loved her and when she saw it that he loved her, she went to kill more jedis until she was killed. The jedi council said that he had to be expelled because he had a choice to kill her and he didn't so that how and why he isn't a jedi anymore. He also say that the problem with love...it always hurt or something like that.

I was sad when he told that story...But you are right...he is the funniest one of all.

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TheOssusKeeper
09-15-2005, 01:04 AM
Jolee was the funniest in k1 by far... but in k2 it was hk-47, when he mocks the crew from k1... sooo funny... :D

Thaeos
09-21-2005, 05:13 PM
I have no idea how do you use spoilers but...

Jolee is very funny but he got one sad story.

It happen around Exor Vor and when he became a sith lord. He married his wife and Jolee was surprised of how she is strong in the force. He started to train her. Later, his wife was surprised that the dark side have more power. So his wife betrayed him and kill many jedis. Jolee found out and in the end, it turned out he had to fight her. Jolee won the fight and then he have a choice. Either kill her or let her live. He let her go because he loved her and when she saw it that he loved her, she went to kill more jedis until she was killed. The jedi council said that he had to be expelled because he had a choice to kill her and he didn't so that how and why he isn't a jedi anymore. He also say that the problem with love...it always hurt or something like that.

I was sad when he told that story...But you are right...he is the funniest one of all.

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I thought it was

When he was training her she became influenced by the dark side, and then she confronted him using all her dark side-edness but he beat her, and because he loved her he couldnt kill her so he let her go, and she went on to kill lots of jedi, until she was killed herself. But the jedi order didn't expel him because they thought it was a good lesson, and Jolee didn't exactly agree with that, he believed that he should have been punished and was unable to live with what he had allowed to happen, so he left the order embittered with the silly old masters.

At least that's how I remember it...

And yeah, playing tricks on the old mans mind is funny.

Dark_lord_Cheez
09-21-2005, 05:32 PM
I thought it was

When he was training her she became influenced by the dark side, and then she confronted him using all her dark side-edness but he beat her, and because he loved her he couldnt kill her so he let her go, and she went on to kill lots of jedi, until she was killed herself. But the jedi order didn't expel him because they thought it was a good lesson, and Jolee didn't exactly agree with that, he believed that he should have been punished and was unable to live with what he had allowed to happen, so he left the order embittered with the silly old masters.

At least that's how I remember it...

And yeah, playing tricks on the old mans mind is funny.


yeah, that's what I thought happened too.

Anyway, Jolee was by far my favorite character in k1. (Kreia was my favorite in k2)


I just loved all the hillarious lines he had in that game.

TheGreenGoblin
09-21-2005, 06:01 PM
The Andor Vex story was particularly funny, but I found his final story to have the greatest impact, the one about the boy leading the snake away from the town only to die in the desert.

BattleDog
09-21-2005, 06:38 PM
Jolee was great, my master he was. :D

DarthVandar205
09-21-2005, 06:41 PM
They should have had Jolee's house be another area you could explore on Kashyyk. Maybe someone will eventually make a mod where you get to explore his house and find some interesting things, like datapads that explain more about him and lightsabers and stuff like that. The crummy part was is that you could only see the outside of his house when you went there.