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Boba Rhett
02-12-2005, 12:17 AM
I thought it would be fun to make up some new opening scrolls for Revenge of the Sith. To get the ball rolling:

http://nhjm.net/~pcdthebum/Images/fakescroll.gif


You don't have to make an image to post one. Just write it out! :) Don't use actual spoilers!

IG-64
02-12-2005, 12:46 AM
After the Republic withdrew from blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DARTH VADER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah COOL FIGHTS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....

Astrotoy7
02-12-2005, 03:09 AM
I only have MS paint :( dont know how to do that stretch biz.... but anyways, *this* is the Episode III that I would like to see :)

http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/scrollage.jpg

mtfbwya

Boba Rhett
02-12-2005, 03:22 AM
Your pic's not loading for me, Astro. :confused:

Astrotoy7
02-12-2005, 03:35 AM
Tis working now....you mustve caught it when the image server thingy was weirdin out :) :p

jon_hill987
02-12-2005, 05:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/jon_hill987/Scroll.jpg

I just saw a typo in that it should read "you will have to wait for"

RebelScum!
02-12-2005, 05:59 AM
Score Jon! Lol Jon's is hilarious:p . :thumbsup:

Sivy
02-14-2005, 01:56 AM
Episode III

Revenge of the Sith

War! What is it good for?! Anyway…
That guy, you know, with the funny shaped thing, the old guy… yeah, well he’s still about.
Whats-his-name has been sent to that place to track him down. Little does whats-his-name know that
that thingy, with the things, is waiting for him.

Meanwhile that little backward green frog is travelling to some other place. The one with the big hairy things, you know, the Bigfoot types.. although I’m not sure why.

Also that Queen who is isn’t a Queen anymore, she’ got problems let me tell you.
Firstly people are still trying to kill her, and if that ain’t bad enough her psycho boyfriend has only gone and knocked her up…

jebbers
02-14-2005, 10:16 AM
hands down Astro wins!:worship:

Zappa_0
02-14-2005, 01:26 PM
Heheheh good ones!

narfblat
02-14-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Sivy
... her psycho boyfriend... Didn't they get married at the end of Episode II?

Astrotoy7
02-14-2005, 10:56 PM
hmm....I think Sivy has very sneakily given away some minor plot spoilers...

naughty boy....Im telling Kurgan :p

mtfbwya

Sivy
02-15-2005, 07:58 AM
yeah, you see it was another decoy Padme at the wedding (in fact it’s actually a fembot) the real Padme was busy having a threesome with mace and obi-wan. Anakin is not happy when he finds out, and it gets pretty ugly… especially when Padme gives birth to triplets (that’s right, triplets!), and one turns out to be black. luckily they manage to hide Luke, Leia and Lando before anakin goes ape and kills everyone.

... ops, now i've given away the whole Ep III plot line :(

Alegis
02-15-2005, 08:34 AM
Enjoy the movie and
please turn off
your cell phones

kTHX

Curt-Man
02-15-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Sivy
yeah, you see it was another decoy Padme at the wedding (in fact it’s actually a fembot) the real Padme was busy having a threesome with mace and obi-wan. Anakin is not happy when he finds out, and it gets pretty ugly… especially when Padme gives birth to triplets (that’s right, triplets!), and one turns out to be black. luckily they manage to hide Luke, Leia and Lando before anakin goes ape and kills everyone.

... ops, now i've given away the whole Ep III plot line :(

AHAHAHAH that is probably the funniest thing ive read in a long time, your my hero.

kipperthefrog
02-16-2005, 06:14 PM
I don't think I can top sivy's post, but i'll bite.

Star Wars

Episode IVXIII.III and 1/2

Before the struggle with General Grievios, Anikin skywalker buys a rare white powder. the instructions were to sniff it in the nose thruogh a tube. He did so. then his brain messed up and he fall under the spell of the darkside.

Meanwhile, the Emperer gets mistaken for Garrett off "theif", Chewbacca Gets sent back to the Planet of the apes, And Padme Dies of hypothermia after vacationing to Hoth to go skinnydipping.