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lukeiamyourdad
02-17-2005, 07:01 PM
/\/\1( R050F7 |-|3LP5 P4R3|\|75 \/\/17|-| L337 5P34K

Man that was hard...

( L1( KY (http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx)

El Sitherino
02-17-2005, 07:13 PM
lol, I was just about to post this. It's funny because their news is always 3-5 years late. In this case though..... about 7+.

IG-64
02-17-2005, 07:26 PM
p4/23/\/+Z 5|-|00d B /\/0t1|=1d d4t 1f +|-|31/2 (|-|1l|)/23/\/ y00z 1337 5p33/< 53/21u$|_33 |)3Y $|-|uD b z/\/\4/<'|) |_|p$1De t3h |-|3d.

:joy:


[EDIT] Fine:

Parents should be notified that if their children use leet speak seriously, they should be smacked upside the head.

El Sitherino
02-17-2005, 07:39 PM
Please stop. ._.;;

Rogue Nine
02-17-2005, 07:42 PM
IG, you should be shot in the face for that post. Cease and desist.

lukeiamyourdad
02-17-2005, 07:42 PM
|_337 5P34|< |=3\/3/2!!!!1111!!!0|\|3111!!!

swphreak
02-17-2005, 07:47 PM
leetspeak hurts Phreak's head

All leetspeakers should be dragged outback and drowned with the garden hose.

TiE23
02-17-2005, 07:47 PM
\/0+3 |=0|2 |*3|2[)0 @|\|[) 61|\/||\/|3 `/0|_||2 |=3(|<1|\|6 +0+$!

TiE

El Sitherino
02-17-2005, 07:54 PM
All l337 speak will stop now. None of you are funny, and your foolishness is unappreciated.

swphreak
02-17-2005, 07:57 PM
Plus, luke's leetspeak was the only understandable "leetspeak." You all are terrible at it and should not attempt it anymore.

IG-64
02-17-2005, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
Plus, luke's leetspeak was the only understandble "leetspeak." You all are terrible at it and should not attempt it anymore.

Point is, "leetspeak" is just dumb in the first place, and i'm sorry for using it. It seems every post i've made recently has made someone mad somehow or other, so i'll stop posting as much.

Mike Windu
02-17-2005, 08:11 PM
They actually got some information right. Microsoft did research.


hah. :p

El Sitherino
02-17-2005, 08:22 PM
I would have loved to have been there to see all the 40 year old MS staff talking to little kids trying to crack this "code". Man, that would've be funny as hell.

Crow_Nest
02-18-2005, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
/\/\1( R050F7 |-|3LP5 P4R3|\|75 \/\/17|-| L337 5P34K

Man that was hard...

( L1( KY (http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx)

Saw it yesterday and i only have 1 thing to say:

The whole article is bull****.




































Microsoft = teh nubs :p

Zappa_0
02-18-2005, 02:22 AM
Hahahahahaha, I can just see some parents looking at that and trying to understand it. What will Microsoft do next? :D

ckcsaber
02-18-2005, 05:06 AM
Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:

• "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

LMAO

El Sitherino
02-18-2005, 05:14 AM
ROFL, illegal activity?

"dude I pwn'd your base for some money"

BongoBob
02-18-2005, 05:20 AM
Hehe, dude, someones pwning your girlfriend back there.

:joy:

Have you been pwning marijuana agaun?

Don't pwn and drive.

El Sitherino
02-18-2005, 05:26 AM
"I'm in your base pwning your booze"

Man this is hilarious. I just thought about it and leet is atleast 10 years old. This shouldn't be so funny, but it is.

Redwing
02-18-2005, 11:03 AM
HAHAHAHA. :D

Excellent.

I didn't know "kewl" originated in leetspeak though.

El Sitherino
02-18-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Redwing
I didn't know "kewl" originated in leetspeak though. It didn't MS is full of poo.

GothiX
02-18-2005, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Redwing
I didn't know "kewl" originated in leetspeak though.
Nope, it didn't. I remember a picture of when my neighbour (now 30) was recently born, and in the background, some graffiti had the word "kewl" in it. I only remember that, though, because it was some awesome graffiti.

IG-64
02-18-2005, 11:39 AM
http://www.spoofers.dk/ayb/Microsoft.jpg

jebbers
02-18-2005, 12:26 PM
*applaudes IG's photoshop pic*

awesome IG just awesome!

El Sitherino
02-18-2005, 12:51 PM
Except that it isn't his photoshop work. :p

TiE23
02-18-2005, 01:10 PM
Hey, my aunt did the landscaping around MS headquarters. :p









OMFG!!! (Accronym of "Oh my ****ing God!")
There is a evil ghost lady on the M! :eek:

TiE

RoxStar
02-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Sorry, I'm responsible for this :( I was playing Bill Gates's Son on Counter-Strike when I knifed him in the head and said, " Ha I pwned you n00b, fear my m41) Skill$ with teh knifezorz"

and I guess he told his dad



:D

TiE23
02-18-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Dave Grohl
Sorry, I'm responsible for this :( I was playing Bill Gates's Son on Counter-Strike when I knifed him in the head and said, " Ha I pwned you n00b, fear my m41) Skill$ with teh knifezorz"

and I guess he told his dad

And he said, "Dad! Someone PWN'd me!"
Bill Gates: "Don't worry, he'll be dead in a ditch in North Dakota by tommarow."
:D

TiE

IG-64
02-18-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Except that it isn't his photoshop work. :p

Correctumondo. Found it on teh net.

TK-8252
02-18-2005, 02:56 PM
www.Microsoft.com
ph34r my l33t skillz

Crow_Nest
02-19-2005, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
It didn't MS is full of poo.

They are ALWAYS full of poo ;)

RpTheHotrod
02-19-2005, 05:40 AM
Ugh...enough 1337 sp34k please...it's hurting my eyes! :p

Crow_Nest
02-20-2005, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
Ugh...enough 1337 sp34k please...it's hurting my eyes! :p

Maybe thats why Microsoft doesnt want us leet speaknig :D

PoM
02-20-2005, 08:33 AM
Now, ladies and gentlemen!

May i present: The l33t g3n3I2...wait...
Meh, just googled a little and found a l33t translator.
*Clicky* (http://www.softempire.com/leet-speak.html)

Joetheeskimo
02-20-2005, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Piece of metal
Now, ladies and gentlemen!

May i present: The l33t g3n3I2...wait...
Meh, just googled a little and found a l33t translator.
*Clicky* (http://www.softempire.com/leet-speak.html)

l33tiser (http://www.blamethepixel.com/l33tiser.php)
del33tiser (http://www.blamethepixel.com/del33tiser.php)

These are at one of the Worms sites I go to.