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CapNColostomy
03-12-2005, 01:44 AM
A slightly old story, by a month or so. But chack this here out. http://www.adn.com/24hour/weird/story/2140387p-10198034c.html

My mom was never that cool.

[EDIT] Here's the story at the link for those of you too lazy to click the link. I know you're out there.

Mom allegedly beats sons over marijuana

The Associated Press

Published: February 11th, 2005
Last Modified: February 22nd, 2005 at 12:45 PM

SMYRNA, Ga. (AP) - A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said.

Beverly Fisher, 48, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of drugs and threw beer at him, said Lt. Keith Zgonc of the Smyrna Police Department.

Marijuana and several beer cans were found in the home, he said.

The oldest son, 14, said his mother assaulted him after he refused to roll marijuana cigarettes for her, Zgonc said, and the 11-year-old had scratches from where Fisher had thrown a knife at him during an earlier incident.

TiE23
03-12-2005, 01:57 AM
"Timmy, roll me another blunt!"
"No mom, drugs are bad!"
"Why you little #@$%!!!"
Ahh, it warms me heart. :D

TiE

IG-64
03-12-2005, 03:36 AM
Such maternal love.

Astrotoy7
03-12-2005, 04:09 AM
whats even more worrying is that there seems to be a law enforcement officer from a distant planet called Lt. Zgonc.... :p

damn earthling women and their joints

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In all seriousness though, i think that is quite sad. These two kids are just 14 and 11 and have been introduced to drugs by the person who should educating and protecting them against them......

ah, crap :( and then people wonder why kids are all messed up..... frickin parents

mtfbwya

narfblat
03-12-2005, 12:50 PM
This must make Mike Windu feel a little more normal.:( Why are these mothers going so crazy?

legameboy
03-12-2005, 02:41 PM
The real question is: why aren't more going crazy.

I mean, they have to put up with a lot of crap.

Boba Rhett
03-12-2005, 02:53 PM
Wow. I have a feeling it'll be a slow mail day for her, come mothers day.

GothiX
03-12-2005, 05:34 PM
That article makes it sound like it's hard to roll them yourselves.

Thrackan Solo
03-12-2005, 08:05 PM
Its like getting in trouble for NOT doing drugs.

TiE23
03-12-2005, 08:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/mother.jpg
I know, she was probably white, but this woman was just perfect.

TiE

Zappa_0
03-12-2005, 09:43 PM
LOL Tie!

El Sitherino
03-13-2005, 01:05 AM
... Wish my mom had pot. :(

wassup
03-13-2005, 02:18 AM
Guess the saying "Mother Knows Best" doesn't exactly apply here. :rolleyes:

Nalukai
03-13-2005, 04:29 AM
meh she should have just offered to spilt the sack with her if they would comply... kids these days are too damn hyper anyway.

Astrotoy7
03-13-2005, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
... Wish my mom had pot. :(

must.....not....make......momma........jokes

[/runs out of thread before he makes smartass joke about sithyz mom] :( :p

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my mum had pots, and pans and a wok too .... I miss her cooking :(

mtfbwya

Ratmjedi
03-13-2005, 03:49 PM
Reminds me of the mom that was complaining about construction work around her house and the noise affecting her unborn child while she's smoking.

Some people just shouldn't reproduce.

:lsduel: :duel:

TiE23
03-14-2005, 01:26 AM
Oh noes!! Spare the children!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/ohhnoes_spare_the_baby.jpg

TiE

Doomie
03-14-2005, 10:49 AM
Oh yeah, i remember that article. The 'best' part was that she is smoking on that picture...

On topic: What kind of mother does drugs anyway? Or has kids when she's doing drugs?

GothiX
03-14-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Doomie
On topic: What kind of mother does drugs anyway? Or has kids when she's doing drugs?
An addict.

TiE23
03-14-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
An addict. An addict with children.... addicted to drugs... not like, addicted to other crap like gum or Final Fantasy, a bad addiction, like pot or coke. :indif:

TiE

GothiX
03-14-2005, 02:22 PM
Marijuana isn't half as bad as many other drugs. It's just ****ing expensive.

El Sitherino
03-14-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Marijuana isn't as bad as cigarettes. Fixed. :)

Pie™
03-14-2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by GothiX
Marijuana isn't half as bad as many other drugs. It's just ****ing expensive. ...Says the guy from the Netherlands. :p

GothiX
03-14-2005, 02:47 PM
Hey, I can know. :p

And Sithy; depends. Black Devil cigarettes aren't as bad as weed, really.

(And they taste way better than normal ciggies, of course.)

SeleneRayne
03-14-2005, 06:03 PM
WOW Usually, it's the Mom that beats her son because she found out HE smoked weed or caught him doing it, but I'd never expect this. How ironical. :lol:

TiE23
03-15-2005, 12:30 AM
Yar, another pic, fresh from Photo Shop :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/cibada_bread.jpg

Edit: Yay! 3000 posts! :D

TiE

Astrotoy7
03-15-2005, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by TiE 23
An addict with children.... addicted to drugs... not like, addicted to other crap like gum or Final Fantasy, a bad addiction, like pot or coke. :indif:

TiE

Final Fantasy is more of an obsession, not an addiction....I havent played a FF game for a while now....waiting for FF12 :)

But I am addicted to ...... PIZZA !!!!

mtfbwya

GothiX
03-15-2005, 03:32 AM
If by 'pizza' you mean 'porn'.