serious question [Archive]

Rogue15

03-14-2005, 12:32 AM

why don't jehova witness churches have windows?

TiE23

03-14-2005, 12:47 AM

Because they party all day in there, I was thinking of joining Jahova's, or just crash the party......

Oh.... serious? I don't know, really don't know.

TiE

Bob Gnarly

03-14-2005, 01:11 AM

Because they prefer Linux

joke stolen from here (http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=33;t=000953;p=1) info in that link also.

TK-8252

03-14-2005, 01:15 AM

They're called kingdom halls not churches. :p

My grandparents are Jehova's Witnesses.

Tyrion

03-14-2005, 01:41 AM

It's cause they're having an orgie in there and they want no one else to know.

Or, it could be some crazy outdated tradition. :)

Rogue15

03-14-2005, 01:45 AM

hey thanks for the link. :)

Astrotoy7

03-14-2005, 02:33 AM

Originally posted by Bob Gnarly
Because they prefer Linux

joke stolen from here (http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=33;t=000953;p=1) info in that link also.

ha ha !! best line of the year so far at LFN !! (IMO)

nice work ;)

mtfbwya

BongoBob

03-14-2005, 11:51 PM

No specific reason really.

*parents are JW*

I can answer just about any question.