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BlackDove
03-19-2005, 02:10 PM
.....and I'm as profane as ever.

I can't believe I used to frequent this place.

Anyway, I assume most people of them elden days are either gone or.....are modding some ****, trying to hide away from the intelligent questions, such as "OMG KEN YOU MEJK ME MOD? I WANT TEH POWERZSSSS!!"

Matt lost his Windu add on.....that's......shocking. Just shocking.

Is that assho.....I mean Aussie Gonky still around? I loved his "specialised" Outcast avatar. Hope you didn't change it.

Anyway, time to close this post, or continue chatting in it, or whatever the **** you people do around here these days. I see some real quality type threads here, like "OMGZ BATMAN TEH EPISODES THREE IS CINEMATIC!", which I would assume is plastered all over _every other ****ing forum_ as well.

Me? Before this thread gets deleted for the golden medal of pointlessness, I've been playing the Academy. Took me only a year and a half to get to it. Or two. I lost count when I was in that cave, drinking my own urine (fun days). Seems like a good sequel, although the two handed sabre thing doesn't look that much improved from the Outcast mod someone made back in the day (and god that was lame).

Anyway, I got stuck in the mission with the ****ing Tomb of the Jedi. I've slain all of them Reborns, you would have thought they'd learn how to parry my Ass-Swing since Outcast, but looks like I can still whore the move like no tommorow on all of them.

The blue **** of suggestive "USE FORCE HERE HA HA!" is appearing on my crosshair when I slide it over one of the three doors in the level, but I can't seem to break the ****. I only got out of the game to read up on that in some walkthrough, but then I remembered this place, and how ugly it used to be with the white epileptic **** that you plastered all over it once Academy got out, and you had to merge the ****ing forums. Looks like some things never change.

Anyway, if some of you elden peeps swing by this rothole of a thread, my greetings to you.

I've been thinking about editing my post to fool the vB into thinking I'm not really swearing, but that just seems like too much work. At least I'm not harming the children.

Regardless of what happens to the thread, I hope everyone has a good day :)

legameboy
03-19-2005, 03:17 PM
It's Black****ingdove! How the **** have you ****ing been man! Things are **** in Yoda's ****ing Swamp. I hope a ****er like you would **** out like the last ****ty time you ****ing ****. ****!

... and yes, I'm just kidding. :p

Welcome back man! I actually remember you!

IG-64
03-19-2005, 03:52 PM
I remember you too, although you might not remember me.

Here, let me recommend a few products.

Link (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ISBN=0962713848)

Link 2 (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002MYULQ/103-4888424-5161406)

:p

RpTheHotrod
03-19-2005, 04:34 PM
Welcome back? o_O and calm down!

BongoBob
03-19-2005, 06:53 PM
I just remember your sig.

WB and keep being hyper, it's fun :D

Pie™
03-19-2005, 07:15 PM
I see tits. o.o

BlackDove
03-19-2005, 08:23 PM
That's always good.

ZBomber
03-19-2005, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by BlackDove
That's always good.

Not when they belong to men. :(

Pie™
03-19-2005, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
Not when they belong to men. :( That's not what you told me.

*wiggles*

BlackDove
03-19-2005, 08:43 PM
MANBOOBS MAY BE OFFENSIVE, BUT THEY ARE COMICAL NON THE LESS.

JUST LIKE CAPS.

LOOK AT MY AVATAR. LOOK AT IT. FEAST YOUR EYES ON IT AS YOU ENLARGE IT IN A PAINTSHOP PROGRAM OF YOUR CHOICE.

THE ONLY THING YOU SHALL THINK OF TONIGHT IS "MANBOOBS".

Hermie
03-19-2005, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by BlackDove
MANBOOBS MAY BE OFFENSIVE, BUT THEY ARE COMICAL NON THE LESS.

JUST LIKE CAPS.

LOOK AT MY AVATAR. LOOK AT IT. FEAST YOUR EYES ON IT AS YOU ENLARGE IT IN A PAINTSHOP PROGRAM OF YOUR CHOICE.

THE ONLY THING YOU SHALL THINK OF TONIGHT IS "MANBOOBS".
Like Zed has ever dreamt of anything other than manboobs...

ZBomber
03-19-2005, 09:02 PM
What can I say, they are like Pringles. Once you pop, the fun don't stop....










That is the correct saying, right? >_>

BlackDove
03-19-2005, 09:53 PM
Whatever you have to say is always correct when it is refering to the manboobs.

Pie™
03-19-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by BlackDove
Whatever you have to say is always correct when it is refering to the manboobs. Yes, you can never go wrong with boobs. Especially not manly cartoony ones.

Hermie
03-19-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Pie™
Yes, you can never go wrong with boobs. Especially not manly cartoony ones.
Especially when they are on Gogetta. mmmGogetta.

Astrotoy7
03-19-2005, 10:15 PM
yeah, I remember the av and blackdove...... I dont think its been three years ?

but anyway, you may or may not remember me. I am astro, I have the awesome mod pwrz (in one forum only) and the regal title of vice president...
woment want me, admins fear me....

so welcome back.

go hard or go limp :p

mtfbwya

Alegis
03-20-2005, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
yeah, I remember the av and blackdove...... I dont think its been three years ?

Well he assumed that his absence started right after his registration...

Have one (http://mysite.mweb.co.za/residents/dugeot/prozac.jpg)

Sabretooth
03-20-2005, 06:16 AM
Hey, BlackDove. I guess I don't know you. I'm one of 'em junkies swept in with JKA. Welcime Back!

Astrotoy7
03-20-2005, 07:21 AM
hey sabre, to bring BlackDove up to speed, why dont you do your famous list :)

:p

BlackDove
03-20-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Alegis
Well he assumed that his absence started right after his registration...

Have one (http://mysite.mweb.co.za/residents/dugeot/prozac.jpg)

Why thank you, I love those.

And, when I said 3 years, I more or less thought in the context of "Can't believe it's been three years since I registered here".

But, we can assume that my absence started when I registered, I'm cool with that.

Also, greetings to everyone who posted ;)

The Seeker
03-20-2005, 01:22 PM
Hey, I remember your Av, though not you particularly. My registration date doesn't say it because of dual accounts during the merge, but I have been around since the glory days of jediknight.net's forums.

Before the dark times. Before the merge.

You may not know me, but that is because I am the most well posted unknown forum member around.

ZBomber
03-20-2005, 02:35 PM
He used to be Kal El, if that rinsg any bells.


Hope it rings Hell's Bells. :)

Pad
03-20-2005, 03:27 PM
A Kal EL, the one that could step on every one´s toes :D

What sewer did you crawl into? :p

SirPantsAlot
03-20-2005, 03:45 PM
I've been here longer than half of the people who posted in this thread, but I'm not gonna tell you which half

BlackDove
03-20-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Pad
A Kal EL, the one that could step on every one´s toes :D

What sewer did you crawl into? :p

Ah you know me. I have to re-appear every now and then and tempt a ban. Then I have to LEAVE, because any further postings might get me one. One of these days though, I might get a foot up my ass and never return though. Outlived my usefulness and all that.

Want to know how my PM window looks like?

WARNING
Re: WARNING
WARNING
Warning
warning
Re: warning

Goes hand in hand, although it looks like someone got off their ass and cleaned the place up.....somewhat. That's actually nice :)

I guess JA didn't attract a lot of retards...hopefully.

Actually, as I'm typing this, I think one of the mods/admins is just simply going to FLIP THE **** OUT and mistake my debating the rules with trying to piss them off, and boot me :p


Oh, and when it happens, I just want you all to know it's been nice talking to you over the years :D

Anthony
03-20-2005, 04:39 PM
Hhhheeeeyyy I actually remember you!

wb:D

Dath Maximus
03-20-2005, 11:26 PM
hello kal el

it seems you arent the only one whos changed his name

Dath Maximus be I

GonkH8er
03-21-2005, 12:54 AM
Im still here :) I just choose not to contribute. I edit the crap you post. :)

The Seeker
03-21-2005, 01:53 AM
Got it! Kal El Remember you, I do.

Astrotoy7
03-21-2005, 03:21 AM
Blackdove, your warm style reminds me of a line in Hamlet

"....a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifiying nothing...."

I wouldnt boast that you have come back with the intention of getting banned. If that is your intention, then why come back ?

mtfbwya

Sabretooth
03-21-2005, 03:43 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
hey sabre, to bring BlackDove up to speed, why dont you do your famous list :)

:p

Sorry Astro, you know the rules. Only for n00bs. And looking at this abuse-slingin', DBZ-pumpin', all-rememberin' veteran, I don't think he is anywhere close to being a n00b.

Astrotoy7
03-21-2005, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Sabretooth
Sorry Astro, you know the rules. Only for n00bs. And looking at this abuse-slingin', DBZ-pumpin', all-rememberin' veteran, I don't think he is anywhere close to being a n00b.

I concur totally mein general :p

mtfbwya

Sivy
03-21-2005, 05:35 AM
oh ****, you again.... i mean, Hi! :wavey:

:D

so how long before another flaming bouncing boobies avatar debate?

BlackDove
03-21-2005, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by GonkH8er
Im still here :) I just choose not to contribute. I edit the crap you post. :)

Kurgan already beat you to it on the first run.

Good to see you kept the avatar though.

Oh and coming back to get a ban? Nah, but with my posts, you just never know when it'll happen.

As far as another "bouncing boobs" fiasco, I don't know, we'll see. I might just have to DESTROY some stuff in the Senate Chambers when I start giving a ****.

Originally posted by Astrotoy7
Blackdove, your warm style reminds me of a line in Hamlet

"....a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifiying nothing...."

I wouldnt boast that you have come back with the intention of getting banned. If that is your intention, then why come back ?

mtfbwya

But that HURTS.

I don't recall telling tales. The rest might be true.