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Sabretooth
03-22-2005, 02:39 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle/

o_O

CapNColostomy
03-22-2005, 02:42 AM
Anybody that knows anything about Satan knows that he looks nothing like that. :rolleyes:

RebelScum!
03-22-2005, 08:39 AM
:rolleyes: Thats so idiotic

IG-64
03-22-2005, 08:54 AM
I dunno, it looks pretty hungry. Why not feed it some mother mary toast? :p

edlib
03-22-2005, 09:33 AM
I don't see anything... just your standard turtle shell markings.


Must be me...

Black Knight of Keno
03-22-2005, 10:03 AM
AAH! That thing is satan! Killitkillitkillit! *Smashes it with an axe*

...
whew...
Back to my atheistic heaven... the shadows...

*Goes back to lurk in your shadow*

GothiX
03-22-2005, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
I dunno, it looks pretty hungry. Why not feed it some mother mary toast? :p
*Virgin Mary grilled cheese.

Doomie
03-22-2005, 10:46 AM
No, he means the toast with Mary's image on it, that was on Ebay a while ago.

I think.

RebelScum!
03-22-2005, 10:58 AM
^I bet its a relic by now :xp:

Rogue15
03-22-2005, 11:42 AM
it's bowser!!!!!

GothiX
03-22-2005, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Doomie
No, he means the toast with Mary's image on it, that was on Ebay a while ago.

I think.
Which was sold under the name of "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese".

Prime
03-22-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
Anybody that knows anything about Satan knows that he looks nothing like that. :rolleyes: I thought he could take any form he chose...

El Sitherino
03-22-2005, 02:40 PM
I don't see anything...


Just a turtle shell with regular shell markings... :(

RebelScum!
03-22-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I don't see anything...


Just a turtle shell with regular shell markings... :(

I kinda see like a dragon face.

CapNColostomy
03-22-2005, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Prime
I thought he could take any form he chose...

And I thought it was obvious I was assing about since, you know, there's no way I could know what Satan looks like.

Hermie
03-22-2005, 03:43 PM
Hah, of course thats not Pie Satan, that would be silly.

Kurgan
03-22-2005, 04:03 PM
Obviously he's just been playing a lot of Quake3 Arena.

There's also precedent in the animal kingdom for using camoflauge to scare off predators.

Seriously though, the human mind can spot patterns and pictures where none intentionally exists (try looking at clouds or stars sometime). Artists take advantage of this all the time. It's part of how our brain's work, and it's cool.

Of course this could be a hoax (someone painted it on the shell to get some publicity). ;)

IG-64
03-22-2005, 06:20 PM
Well, on what satan looks like:

He's perfect, an image of deception, if he walked in the room you'd say "hey look, an angel!"

tags
03-22-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Rogue15
it's bowser!!!!!

I completely agree, that';s the first thing that came to me.





to: IG-64, the devil's angelic form was taken away from him.

Vikinor
03-22-2005, 10:04 PM
I didn't see anything. I always pictured Satan as a sorta Darth Maul like figure except more frightening.

Sabretooth
03-23-2005, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by VikingLarz
I didn't see anything. I always pictured Satan as a sorta Darth Maul like figure except more frightening.

Never. Satan is like Darth Maul, without the black tattoos and he has just two horns on his head.

Maul is better. :)

narfblat
03-23-2005, 02:01 AM
I highly doubt the devil looks like everyone draws him. It's like Saint Nicholas, who was some ordinary guy who dropped coins into poor people's chimneys, became some old obese red elf. :p

I agree with IG, the devil would hide his nature. He might not be able to disguise himself that much, though.

Datheus
03-23-2005, 03:48 PM
Wait. Wait.

So Satan looks like Bowser...

Mario is, in fact, Italian.

Dear God, Mario has been about the show -down between Satan and the Pope this entire time. Who knew?

Imagine the marketing possibilities. They have an entire Catholic market base they could sell this game to now.

(Yes. I know John Paul II isn't Italian.)

BongoBob
03-23-2005, 04:03 PM
I can kinda see what he means, but I still don't believe all that crap. He could have easily drawn it onto him.

El Sitherino
03-23-2005, 06:05 PM
I still don't see anything but turtle markings. :\

Vikinor
03-23-2005, 08:36 PM
Now I kinda see something. It looks like a Bowser like figure with his mouth ope to me. And InsaneSith try looking at the light part.

jebbers
03-24-2005, 11:34 AM
o yeah well i got a birthmark that looks like an egg that got smashed with a frying pan on my arse...anyone wanna see that?


















i was kiddin

ET Warrior
03-24-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I still don't see anything but turtle markings. :\

Look right in the center, on either side of that line running down the middle, those two little circular marks would be the nostrils, then right below that is an open mouth and above it are some squinty eyes.

PoM
03-27-2005, 03:05 AM
Yes, of course...Bowser..
Without the fancy orange-red wannabe cool lizard monster gaming boss hair.