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IG-64
03-31-2005, 02:37 AM
The next James Bond is....
Orlando Bloom! omgwtfbbq!

He's going to play a young James Bond

Clicky (http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13706277)

Boba Rhett
03-31-2005, 02:47 AM
That's it. I quit the internets.

Tyrion
03-31-2005, 02:54 AM
Egads man, egads.

I think for once James Bond has to fail to free himself from the villain's deathtrap.

El Sitherino
03-31-2005, 03:01 AM
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CapNColostomy
03-31-2005, 03:36 AM
**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking.

IG-64
03-31-2005, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking.
Highly Pissed

:p

Crow_Nest
03-31-2005, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
The next James Bond is....
Orlando Bloom! omgwtfbbq!

He's going to play a young James Bond

Clicky (http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13706277)

omgwtf

I bet bloom doesnt even have the James Bond feel when he says "The name's Bond, James Bond."

Astrotoy7
03-31-2005, 04:20 AM
he he... you can all bitch as much as you want... this a stroke of frickin marketing genius. Now you'll get all those teenage girls going to see the movies as well, not just freaks n geeks and old men who think "Sean Connery is a man's man" and all that crap..

btw...are Mary Kate & Ashley gonna be the sexy bond love interest ?? :p

mtfbwya

IG-64
03-31-2005, 04:25 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
btw...are Mary Kate & Ashley gonna be the sexy bond love interest ?? :p

They're 9 years younger than he is, but that's never stopped Bond before! :p

El Sitherino
03-31-2005, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
are Mary Kate & Ashley gonna be the sexy bond love interest ?? :p
Except the Bond women are supposed to be you know... sexy.

lukeiamyourdad
03-31-2005, 06:15 AM
Uh no? This is a prequel. This is not Bond 21.


So I see no problem. Since Quentin Tarantino is not making Casino Royale, not a lot of people is looking forward to it.

Pie™
03-31-2005, 06:38 AM
This must be some early april fools, surely... :eek:

toms
03-31-2005, 07:13 AM
Better be... :mad:

I'm mixed on the whole "young james bond" idea. If done right it could be cool, but its been tried before in novels and cartoons and always comes off very Nancey Drew/Hardy Boyz.

Surely he is too old to be a teenager? And he was pretty wet in Pirates of the carribean. He doesn't really have the "look" of james bond... he's too thin and feminine.... oh well... bond for girls it is....

edlib
03-31-2005, 07:41 AM
Heh heh heh!

I think I predicted this very thing over a year ago in some thread that I'm far too lazy to track down and show you all.

Hmmm....

EDIT:

Actually, I got bored and went and found the thread anyways...

http://66.90.64.18/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124121

BongoBob
03-31-2005, 09:38 AM
Oh hell no :(

My TopRaman would be a better choice for bond.

Darth Groovy
03-31-2005, 09:42 AM
In the old Casino Royale film, Young Bond was played by Woody Allen, and old Bond was played by David Niven.

Relax,

"Casino Royale" MIGHT be an original Bond story, but it's not in sinc with the Bond films, and won't impact anything. I have Casino Royale on DVD only because I am a Bond purist, but if any one has actually seen besides me, you should know that it is quite painful to watch even the first time through. Yes, it is really bad.

LightNinja
03-31-2005, 11:01 AM
meh, after goldeneye i havent see any new good james bond movie so i don't really care...congrats to him

lassev
03-31-2005, 12:40 PM
I have never considered Mr. Bloom to be very self-confident or uber cool in his way of acting. That doesn't suit very well the character of James Bond.

Zappa_0
03-31-2005, 01:44 PM
LOL a prequal! :D

ET Warrior
03-31-2005, 01:49 PM
that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people

I love Ewan McGregor :(


Goldeneye's Martin Campbell has signed on to direct Casino Royale, the cast of which will include names like Ewan McGregor, Clive Owen and Jude Law.

:D

KBell
03-31-2005, 01:54 PM
soooooooo I guess they're taking a page out of the new Batman movie's book?

Hermie
03-31-2005, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking. Except for the fact that those two can actually act...

Derc
03-31-2005, 03:53 PM
Well, since it's a prequel, I think it's ok! :D

Nalukai
03-31-2005, 05:49 PM
i can see it already...

" the name is Las..... Legolas..... ill have a dwarven mead...shaken not stirred"

and for anyone even interested in this crap that has massacred ian flemming... heres the real shocker...

brittney spears is rumored to be the enxt bond girl... talk about wtf...


this ranks right up there with nicholas cage being the new superman.

legameboy
03-31-2005, 06:25 PM
Sean Connery was and always will be the man.

shukrallah
03-31-2005, 07:08 PM
Its a joke.. must be... I read over a month ago that they hired some Australian guy to be the next James Bond. They said they hired him because of his physical simularities to Sean Connery.

90SK
03-31-2005, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I have Casino Royale on DVD only because I am a Bond purist, but if any one has actually seen besides me, you should know that it is quite painful to watch even the first time through. Yes, it is really bad.

Ha, I loved that movie, though it lost any trace of sanity when "007" drives off in his racecar, then wakes up in the midst of all those badpipers.

I can only imagine what the writers were smoking at the time... :rolleyes:

Sam Fisher
03-31-2005, 11:11 PM
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/179/ohhellno6my.jpg

How screwey.
Bloom's not even a Bond type :(

Darth Groovy
04-01-2005, 12:20 AM
Hey, not TOO far off topic, but has anybody been following the developement of From Russia With Love? Seemed odd they would pick THAT movie to make a game, me I would have picked Goldfinger. Looks like it is going to be pretty jazzy though.

Darth Groovy
04-01-2005, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by C. Skye
Ha, I loved that movie, though it lost any trace of sanity when "007" drives off in his racecar, then wakes up in the midst of all those badpipers.

I can only imagine what the writers were smoking at the time... :rolleyes:

"That stinks so bad, even stink would say it stinks"