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Crow_Nest
04-02-2005, 02:02 AM
So i started up steam eariler on, and the Steam update message poped up, guess what it was?

http://www.steampowered.com/Steam/Marketing/April1.2005/?l=english

Kinda had me going there for a sec :lol:

Tyrion
04-02-2005, 02:32 AM
*Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump*

"Yay, now I can travel faster than the speed of light!"

Dagobahn Eagle
04-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.

:D

Weapons that jam might not be such a bad idea. But anyways...

Tokarev
04-02-2005, 04:00 PM
Cut price of AWP by 50%.

This is the only joke that about got me until I saw that first thing..

:lol:

TheOutrider
04-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Hah that is pretty funny, but im too lazy to look for a laugh smiley. :D

I wish they cut the price of an AWP though.

And im glad they were kidding about De_dust.

*goes back to living in CS*

Sam Fisher
04-03-2005, 10:18 AM
:lol:

Great one by Valve ^^

XERXES
04-04-2005, 05:44 AM
Would have rocked 3 years ago.

wtf is the riot shield?

jebbers
04-04-2005, 07:32 AM
i didnt read that, i just skipped over it but i heard someone talk about the riot shield in a game...kinda stupid.

but that would be kinda fun running and jumping all around but boring after awhile...


heh funny

Crow_Nest
04-06-2005, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by XERXES
Would have rocked 3 years ago.

wtf is the riot shield?

It is a new epuipment in CS, was first seen in Condition Zero. Later on, Valve added it to CS 1.6. But for some reason they didnt add it to CS:S.