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Darth Groovy
04-03-2005, 07:55 AM
A few minutes ago, I was walking down the stairs and slipped on my copy of Game Informer magazine. Apparently, I left it somewhere, and somebody decided it was a good idea to put this thing on the steps. I slipped on that, fell on the floor, and broke an empty glass I was taking downstairs to put ice in there. My hip and back is very sore.

These modern magazines are killers I tell you.

Sabretooth
04-03-2005, 07:59 AM
The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...!:eek:

BongoBob
04-03-2005, 08:05 AM
holy hell, that sounds like something out of an old cartoon, or a slapstick comedy movie.

Hope that magazine get's the death penalty :mad:

:p

coupes.
04-03-2005, 08:08 AM
Try to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine.

BongoBob
04-03-2005, 08:09 AM
yes but it doesn't have the image of jesus on it. That decreases it's value.

Mex
04-03-2005, 08:28 AM
http://bigpimpinmba.diaryland.com/images/nelson.jpg

*Runs out of thread and into the hills*

BongoBob
04-03-2005, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Pal™
http://bigpimpinmba.diaryland.com/images/nelson.jpg

*Runs out of thread and into the hills*

WATCH OUT FOR KILLER MAGAZINES!

Whoops, too late :(

El Sitherino
04-03-2005, 08:37 AM
Them damn video games are gonna kill us all!

Doomie
04-03-2005, 08:52 AM
ry to sell it on ebay, you could make a little fortune with your haunted magazine.

Dammit, I was about to suggest the same.

You could make 200 bucks with that.

BongoBob
04-03-2005, 08:58 AM
Yeah, looks like Joe Leiberman was partly right about video games being evil and that they will eventually lead to the deaths of all mankind.

Astrotoy7
04-03-2005, 10:17 AM
hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp :D

mtfbwya

Pie™
04-03-2005, 10:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/deathbystereo.jpg

El Sitherino
04-03-2005, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Pie™
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/deathbystereo.jpg Age for The Lost Boys.

Sam Fisher
04-03-2005, 11:11 AM
Heh, that sucks Groovy.

Good thing there aren't any stairs in my section of the house, eh?

KBell
04-03-2005, 02:01 PM
Yesterday, I was drinking a glass of water, and kinda choked.....

yeah :(

Darth Groovy
04-03-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
hey grooves, seeing it was a *gaming* magazine, you can say it was work related and go on workmans comp :D

mtfbwya

*spits pepsi all over the monitor*

DUDE, that is brilliant. F---ing brilliant! That IS a GameStop affiliated Magazine too.

Boba Rhett
04-03-2005, 06:27 PM
A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. :(




It was a Time.

Darth Groovy
04-03-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
A magazine killed my wife in a driveby. :(




It was a Time.

We really should start a support group.:(

SkinWalker
04-03-2005, 07:51 PM
I bet Playboy is responsible for taking the lives of many billions of spermatozoa.


:cool:

El Sitherino
04-03-2005, 07:55 PM
Hugh Heffner is a sexist, genocidal dickhead! [/fanatic religious feminist]

Tyrion
04-03-2005, 07:57 PM
That would explain all those times my PC Gamer magazine tried to asphixiate me in my sleep.

Ahh, I know too much...no..no...don't ahh...

I regret...nothing!

SkinWalker
04-03-2005, 07:58 PM
Yeah, but the chicks articles are cool.

TiE23
04-03-2005, 08:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/kipowns.jpg
:D

A napkin once bit me in the ass, I killed it.

TiE

El Sitherino
04-03-2005, 08:07 PM
Needs cropping.

Dagobahn Eagle
04-03-2005, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Sabretooth
The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...!:eek:
As was said before me: Sell it on E-Bay. Right up there with the haunted Nintendo and the haunted Elmo doll!

Nalukai
04-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Sabretooth
The magazine is HAUNTED! Haunted, I tell you! My advice: burn it in an old-fashined fireplace after dropping it in a cauldron of boiling water...!:eek:

sell it on eBay ;)

{edit} meh beat me to it :(

ET Warrior
04-04-2005, 03:14 AM
Dude you should sell that on EBAY!


Oh wait...



:p

Tokarev
04-04-2005, 03:23 AM
I'll buy it!

Darth Groovy
04-04-2005, 05:40 AM
I think there should be a warning label on the front of the magazine. Something like, "May not be suitable for adults", or "WARNING, KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF SMALL CHILDREN, AND AVOID USING IN STAIR WAYS."

Yeah..

STTCT
04-04-2005, 05:49 AM
You could say the haunted magazine has an impretion of satans image on it from where your foot stepped. You could also put on there that it fell to page 66 when it came to rest at the bottom of the stairs...

Just my thoughts :evil2:

Darth Groovy
04-04-2005, 06:52 AM
Well. Attached is the deadly magazine. I suppose if you turn up the gamma you probably see horns on Sean Connery's head, but I am too scared to look. :eek:

jebbers
04-04-2005, 08:28 AM
dude i slipped on the splinter cell- choas theory issue a while back...samething happened to me. my bro put it on the third step from the bottom. im just glad it wasnt the top step for both of us...

IG-64
04-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I suppose if you turn up the gamma you probably see horns on Sean Connery's head, but I am too scared to look. :eek:

Yup. You were right.

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/2401/evilmagazine3bu.jpg

Darth Groovy
04-05-2005, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
Yup. You were right.

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/2401/evilmagazine3bu.jpg

ZOMG OH NOES!!!!1

*runs like hell*

Tokarev
04-05-2005, 05:10 AM
Roflecakes. :D

jon_hill987
04-05-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
Yup. You were right.

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/2401/evilmagazine3bu.jpg

hmm, I think that may be a fake...

I was attacked by a semmingly harmless leak (the vegatable) one half of it went down my throat and the other, still attached because it was stringy, stayed in my mouth. I nearly choked.

Mr Wally
04-05-2005, 07:36 PM
oh my GOD

I did the exact same thing (except for the glass) about a week ago.... with the same issue of game informer.... this is creeping me out....

tags
04-05-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
Them damn video games are gonna kill us all!

yet another thing to blame video games for.

IG-64
04-05-2005, 09:19 PM
Anyone else find it funny that it says "From Russia with love"? :p

tags
04-05-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Well. Attached is the deadly magazine. I suppose if you turn up the gamma you probably see horns on Sean Connery's head, but I am too scared to look. :eek:

LOL, James Bond Takes'em Down Again!!

BongoBob
04-05-2005, 11:57 PM
OH NO3Z! I have the same issue 0.0

THE COMMUNISTS ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER!