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tags
04-13-2005, 07:49 PM
Conker: Live & Reloaded, is a video game for the x-box. it's redone from it's original, Conker's Bad Fur Day, which was for the N64. This game is simply the BEST ever made! It would be worth it to get an x-box just for that game. Ya Gotta Check It Out!!! (http://www.conkerbase.com/)

ET Warrior
04-13-2005, 07:56 PM
Is it a straight-up copy of the N64 version with improved graphics? Or have they made a new game based on the conker lisence?


I played the demo that was attached to some demo disc. It was okay, deffinately not the best, but I've played worse.

tags
04-13-2005, 08:17 PM
i'm not quite sure if it's a straight up copy, but I have "heard" rumors about them changing the stry a lil bit from the original version. more info HERE. (http://rarextreme.com/) you may have to click around a bit until you find the info you want but it is there!

KBell
04-13-2005, 08:52 PM
Looks too........kiddy based to me.

I'll pass.

IG-64
04-13-2005, 09:19 PM
I don't really like the "corruption" type of humor. :/

Neverhoodian
04-13-2005, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by KBell
Looks too........kiddy based to me.
I sincerely hope you're joking. :indif:

My best friend introduced me to the N64 version not too long ago. Make no mistake, Conker stars in one drunken, sick and perverted game. This is definitely something you wouldn't want to play around small children. With (literally) rivers of poo to swim (yes, swim!) in, copious alcohol consumption (and purging of said intoxicant), very thinly disguised jokes about sex and homosexuality, and swearing up the wazoo (only the f-word is bleeped out), this isn't a game for the faint hearted. I shudder at the thought of playing the poo level with the graphical enhancements for the Xbox.

I do have to admit that the gameplay was spot on. It had some pretty funny parts, too.

"Ooh! It's like the screaming sh*ts, it is!" :p

Boba Rhett
04-13-2005, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by KBell
Looks too........kiddy based to me.

I'll pass.


Conker? :indif:


"..."

Seph
04-13-2005, 10:19 PM
my god, conker, kiddy? that's just, the farthest from the truth I have seen today

Lightsaberboy
04-13-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by KBell
Looks too........kiddy based to me.

I'll pass.

conker is far from kiddy.

El Sitherino
04-13-2005, 10:31 PM
KBell got owned for lack of knowledge, but damn. Conker and kiddy is something I never even considered being spouted.

Anyway, I fear to see how the poo looks on xbox.

CapNColostomy
04-13-2005, 11:38 PM
He didn't say it was for kids. He said it looks kiddy. And I agree. I'll pass too. I don't care what all the little bunnys and bears smoke, drink or cuss about.

STTCT
04-14-2005, 12:55 AM
"kiddy"

from a guy who has a cartoon like puppy in his sig that says let's hump legs........



:confused:


http://www.liveandreloaded.de/screens/lar/new/550.jpg


Looks pretty cool - but I don't have an xbox :(

anyone want to give me one??? :(

toms
04-14-2005, 10:14 AM
conker does rock... but its basically a graphical makover of the original game... then with some sort of 3rd person deathmatch added (:confused: )

So, unless the third person multiplayer turns out to be unexpectedly great you are better off buying an n64 as it would cost half the price.

Or use the Project64 emulator and play the original on your pc, for even less... :D

Still, that fur mapping does look nice!

Conker is probably the best "comedy" game ever made, possibly the best platformer ever made and almost certainly the best movie parody game ever made. So i wouldn't call it kiddy. the humour can be kind of juvenile at times... but in a very adult way...

[edit] hang on, did the original have multiplayer deathmatch too? :confused:

IG-64
04-14-2005, 03:25 PM
The story of Conker:

Coker was originally a kid-based game for N64 made by Rare named Twelve Tales: Conker 64 (http://ign64.ign.com/objects/002/002154.html?ui=gamefinder). But was cancelled and then made into Conker's Bad Fur Day. Later, Rare once again made a kid-based Conker game for Game Boy Color named Conker's Pocket Tales (http://gameboy.ign.com/articles/160/160774p1.html) and released it.

I, personally, have never played a Conker game, and don't intend to.

Although I am a fan of Rare for their great games such as Donkey Kong Country and Goldeneye.

BongoBob
04-14-2005, 07:42 PM
I seriously can't wait of rhtis game. I love Conker 64, and I play MP all the time when I go over to a friends house. It's good fun :D

The evil tediz will go down :evil3:

tags
04-14-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
The evil tediz will go down :evil3:

WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!?! The EVIL TEDIZ could whoop a squirel's butt ANY day! Come ON swampieS! agree with me! JUST LoOK AT THE TEDIZ COMPARED TO THE squirels. (http://conkerbase.com/conkerliveandreloaded/classes.htm)




another good conker site: HERE (http://conkerbase.com/)

jebbers
04-15-2005, 07:31 AM
dont forget that Conker was a sweet innocent squirrel in Diddy Kong Racing. Then his next game was CBFD for the N64, and now L&R...

o and the Cows and prune juice was a good part..."Screaming sh!ts"





if you payed close attention to the games he's starred in, the games are all on different consoles...

Hermie
04-15-2005, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by jebbers
dont forget that Conker was a sweet innocent squirrel in Diddy Kong Racing. Then his next game was CBFD for the N64...

if you payed close attention to the games he's starred in, the games are all on different consoles...
LIES! Diddy Kong Racing was for N64 too!!:mad:

jebbers
04-15-2005, 01:16 PM
i meant that...he was the little squirrel and then his next game was CBFD...

Hermie
04-15-2005, 01:41 PM
No! it's all lies I tell you! LIIIIIIIEES!!! *runs out of thread*

magnolia FAN
04-15-2005, 08:10 PM
i plan on geting this game when it comes out!

toms
04-20-2005, 07:59 AM
Played the demo last night and, erm, meh...

If you haven't played the original then it would be great... but if you have played the original then there are about 2 minutes where you are impressed by the new graphics.... but once you get into actually concentrating on playing it is EXACTLY like the original.

Unless they are adding a whole load of new content i'm not sure i'd bother getting it if i had got/played the original. Unless it was dirt cheap.

BongoBob
04-20-2005, 09:41 AM
Yes, but for my friend whos 64 works every once in a blue moon, it's a great thing.

jokemaster
04-20-2005, 11:08 AM
I'm buying it cause I wasn't old enough to play the original





BTW, I also heard that Microsoft actually censored MORE than the F-words, that the S-words were bleeped out too. OH THE IRONY!

toms
04-20-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Yes, but for my friend whos 64 works every once in a blue moon, it's a great thing.
But he could buy a new n64 for less than the price of an xbox game! :D

BTW, I also heard that Microsoft actually censored MORE than the F-words, that the S-words were bleeped out too. OH THE IRONY!

Its censored too??? there will be no dialogue left!!!

tags
04-20-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by jokemaster
I'm buying it cause I wasn't old enough to play the original

BAH! I was only 12 when i first played it. NOT nearly mature enough. then again I just seen a fun looking "fantasy-like" squirel. I didn't seem to notice the "Rated M for mature" part of it.

LukeKatarn
04-25-2005, 10:14 PM
So this "River of Poo", are we talking a large black puddle that's a river, or are we talking crap that's thick so it takes awhile for COnker to get through? :P:D

Seph
04-26-2005, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by LukeKatarn
So this "River of Poo", are we talking a large black puddle that's a river, or are we talking crap that's thick so it takes awhile for COnker to get through? :P:D Crap that's so thick it takes conker a while to get through