View Full Version : It's a gun! It's a knife! NO! It's a BURRITO!

Lady Jedi
05-02-2005, 08:01 PM
clicky (http://tinyurl.com/7rdyw)

That's just funny. And stupid. We mustn't forget stupid. :D

05-02-2005, 08:40 PM

Well... Safety first? :p

El Sitherino
05-02-2005, 08:41 PM
That's so awesome.

05-02-2005, 08:45 PM
"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Priceless :D

05-02-2005, 08:57 PM

American paranoia will never cease to amaze me.

05-02-2005, 09:02 PM
price less, 2nd best thing i've read today

05-02-2005, 09:22 PM
This is almost as bad as the red ink thing:

link (http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/04/04/no.more.red.ap/index.html)


05-02-2005, 10:24 PM
I would rock the nickname burrito boy the entire school year :D

Yeah, that was awsome.

05-03-2005, 12:22 AM
bahahahahaha that is so frigin cool.

05-03-2005, 01:55 AM
Thats so funny it isn't even funny anymore.

Dagobahn Eagle
05-03-2005, 02:27 AM
Burritos don't kill people, people kill people:rolleyes:! We don't need no f[...]ing burrito control!

Evil Dark Jedi
05-03-2005, 03:43 AM
Thats so funny its stupid. :lol:

05-03-2005, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
American paranoia will never cease to amaze me.
yah rofl

05-03-2005, 05:55 AM
"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

05-03-2005, 07:35 AM
...the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

30-inch!!!! thats an insane burrito!

o and you gotta Lady's threads! They are quite comical

05-03-2005, 08:20 AM
Thats the best thing ive read all week. I would love to be that kid making who ever told the police about a strange package looke like a complete idiot. I can't stand those kind of people...we have them in my neighborhood, you have to explain every freaking thing you were doing from the time you got outa bed to the time you stand there talking to the annoying person...Now I just ignore them...only took me about 8 freaking years.

05-03-2005, 08:22 AM
I fail to see how a burrito, however big looked like a weapon of any sort.

05-03-2005, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by jon_hill987
I fail to see how a burrito, however big looked like a weapon of any sort.
Even is it's wrapped in.... A T-SHIRT?!

05-03-2005, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Dagobahn Eagle
Burritos don't kill people, people kill people

That burrito sounds pretty dangerous to me.

ANyone remember that 80s movie set in cold war america where they were all paranoid that the russians were invading.

I think the stupidity factor of the current american paranoia has possibly even eclipsed the height of the "damn ruskies" period... :D