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Tyrion
07-23-2005, 05:12 AM
http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html

Star Wars - Backstroke of the West.

:D

IG-64
07-23-2005, 05:20 AM
Mike Windu linked me to this. :p

We also looked at these:

FotR (http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrprologue.html)
TTT (http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20.htm)
RotK (http://beastybunny.com/lotr/funstuff/engrish/rotk/pages/rotk01.htm)

yangyan
07-23-2005, 06:52 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1281/724/1600/swb107hl.jpg
the general fires off a snappy comeback.

LMAO!!! ROFLMAO LOL. Head explodes with laughter

i love this translation. darth vader is actually shouting, "nooooooooooooo..."

lol again

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1281/724/400/swb114ib.jpg
LOL WTF?

Astrotoy7
07-23-2005, 07:26 AM
OMG LMAO...I grew up with alot of vietnamese and filipino kids, and my english wasnt too crash hot when I was a young lad, so Im quite fond of stuff like engrish.com and this :)

too bad theyre using caps from the workprint ROTS version. The "Episode Ruski" Russian Mob ordered analogue transfer is far better in picture and sound quality :D (well until Nov 8 of course)

*covers HDD with camouflage net*

mtfbwya

Hermie
07-23-2005, 09:03 AM
It took this long to get to the swamp? Odd.

Darth Andrew
07-23-2005, 10:10 AM
That link cut out some good stuff, here (http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html) is the orignal. I love this one:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/DarthAndrew/sw053ab.jpganonymous doomed fighter pilot: "they're all over me"
:D

Smilodon
07-23-2005, 11:33 AM
Yea, this is just funny :lol:

"Pregnancy?"

RevanA4
07-23-2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Herminator
It took this long to get to the swamp? Odd.

this has been in the ahto spaceport for a while:eek:

but it still cracks me up when i read it :D

Nalukai
07-23-2005, 11:55 AM
Hopefully the Beijing Kindergrarden class will translate more movies.

just a thought but how can that movie still have a pg-13 rating with all the F***'s they translated the dialogue 2? You are only allowed it once or it becomes rated R.

coupes.
07-23-2005, 12:10 PM
Anakin has turned into Gollum :eek:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1281/724/1600/swb147cb.jpg

Neverhoodian
07-23-2005, 05:26 PM
Anakin's not the only one...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1281/724/400/sw8.jpg
:D

Now I know why Anakin truly turned to the dark side: he was making sure his cuckoldry was guaranteed the safety! It makes so much sense now...

TiE23
07-23-2005, 06:30 PM
Pretty awesome :D

TiE

BongoBob
07-24-2005, 12:06 AM
That's awsome :D

R2, do you is ****ing

Priceless :D

Mex
07-24-2005, 06:46 PM
You smelly boy. :xp: Heh, hilarious.

TiE23
07-24-2005, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Chase Windu
But didn't Minority Report have 2 f***s in it? and it's PG-13.:confused: Big f***ing deal. I say f*** like 10 times a day, s**t 15, damn it 30, son of a bitch 15, and Jesus Christ/God Damn It like 25 times. Yah, Im going to hell for that.... :xp:

TiE

Joetheeskimo
08-16-2005, 09:37 AM
LMFAO! Oh, man, that was hilarious :rofl:
I love mistranslations. :D

Sabretooth
08-16-2005, 10:04 AM
Obi-Wan translates to ratio tile? What the hell? I wonder what Anakin translates into...

Alegis
08-16-2005, 11:02 AM
Hilarious "You are a sacrifice article that i cut up right now"
"Disabled person must solve" XD
"important in good elephant"


Oh man. Good stuff, good stuff.

Bob Lion54
08-16-2005, 11:12 AM
Mike Windu linked me to this. :p

We also looked at these:

FotR (http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrprologue.html)
TTT (http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20.htm)
RotK (http://beastybunny.com/lotr/funstuff/engrish/rotk/pages/rotk01.htm)

Now this is just nasty.....

http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20/two-towers-13.jpg

Anthony
08-16-2005, 12:49 PM
Hahah

http://beastybunny.com/lotr/funstuff/engrish/rotk/images/rotk48.jpg

That one was pretty funny. :P

Tyrion
08-16-2005, 01:01 PM
http://beastybunny.com/lotr/funstuff/engrish/rotk/images/rotk47.jpg

Oh my.

CapNColostomy
08-16-2005, 02:21 PM
Hahah

http://beastybunny.com/lotr/funstuff/engrish/rotk/images/rotk48.jpg

That one was pretty funny. :P

*CHOKES ON CIGARETTE LAUGHING*