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Alphanaut64
07-31-2005, 05:06 PM
This game has a lot of funny sayings and I want everyone 2 name there top 3. I'll start...

3)"see u in hell"- raz after he burns a squirrel.
2)"Hey kid can't u see i'm trying to have a moment here?" - Gloria's alter ego(a.k.a. the long haired lady who glows yellow and crys in Gloria's theatre level)
1)"look I know my way around these parts so if I hid a dead body nobody would find it!" - Ford Crueller after you try 2 use pyrokenesis on him.



(P.S. You have to name the character's quote,you don't have to be as precise as me but if you can't remember the character's name just describe them.)

Murray the Chao
07-31-2005, 08:59 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/Raz.png:Look out! Flying squirrel!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/fordjanitor_sayline.jpg:Okay, that's funny. Now PUT ME DOWN


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/matador.jpg:Right in El Odio's butt!


and the best one of all:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/phantom_sayline.jpg:I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. Just kidding! I AM THE PHANTOM!

Alphanaut64
08-01-2005, 08:35 PM
Hey Murray by the way wanna be friends. :cheers:

Ultima Weapon 5
08-02-2005, 03:42 PM
I'm not sure if this is entirely the right lines. spoilers.

Raz: You're the phantom!

Critic: What!? You accuse me of being the phantom. I am not.

Raz: You're right... the phantom and tall, adn thin and your...

Critic: I am the phantom

Thrik
08-02-2005, 11:13 PM
Pretty much all of the things which Ford said to Razputin when you hurt him with various different powers were awesome, though Morry's "I was here the whole time!" line was hilarious.

Murray the Chao
08-04-2005, 01:44 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/phoebe.jpg:Hey! Rrrrr! Enough! Hello! Put me down!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/lili.jpg:Pfffft. You hit like a boy.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/rainbowsquirt_sayline.jpg:Ahhhh! I'm on fire! Owwwwwww!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/chloe.jpg:Finally! I'm being TAKEN! They've finally come for me! Hey! It's just you. PUT ME DOWN!

Joshi
08-04-2005, 01:12 PM
Kid: It Looks like a dentsist office.
Raz: A mental dentists office.

Jarren Katarn
08-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Sasha: (you guessed it) Oh, it's so tacky, I can't... look directly at it!

Alphanaut64
08-04-2005, 06:07 PM
How did you get all those character pictures Murray?

Joshi
08-04-2005, 06:12 PM
Go here (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=149413)
There's a whole load of pictures in the game files you can extract like the ones above.

JofaGuht
08-05-2005, 02:40 AM
Damn...I need to play the game through again. There's tons of stuff I need to remember.

Raz: I'm glad you could take that ass-whooping I handed you and turn into something positive...like gardening.

---

Coach Oleander: You're like molasses going uphill in January....WITH CRUTCHES!!

---

Coach Oleander: Is your name "Joey"?
Raz: No
Coach Oleander: Because I'm going to call you "Slowy Joey"
Raz: That's not my name.
Coach Oleander: What's that Slowy? I can't hear you! You're talking too slow!

man, if I could only remember some of the stuff the G-men said.

Joshi
08-05-2005, 12:39 PM
Oleander: I have the brain of a little girl in my lab.
Raz: Ha ha ha! You have the brain of a little girl? Ha Ha, You must have the muscles of a little girl too.
Oleander: *mumble* Good one.

decomagico
08-05-2005, 02:20 PM
My favorite were the plumber G-men " I smell like excrement, yet I offer you a service... so you respect me."

JediKitsune
08-09-2005, 07:34 AM
Sasha Nein: "What have you learned today, Razputin?"
Raz: "That shooting things is fun... and useful!"

Murray the Chao
08-09-2005, 03:47 PM
Attacking G-men with Confusion Grenades is also enjoyable, as is throwing one at Boyd Cooper(not the Milkman).

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/boyd.jpg:
Wait a minute. I think there might not be a conspiracy after all. It's possible I am suffering from paranoid delusions, linked to an entity I call "the Milkman" who is, in actuality...the mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Oh my god. Why do I have a gun in my hand? I hope I didn't kill again. I should be out trying to find the Milkman! Oh yeah. That's right. Disguise. Ahem.

Zetz Darke
08-16-2005, 01:33 PM
Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?!

Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode?
Raz: What? No! Do you do that?
Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on?
Raz: no no!

Smon
08-16-2005, 07:26 PM
Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?!

Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode?
Raz: What? No! Do you do that?
Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on?
Raz: no no!

Loved the eggs quote.. and the dialogue afterward:

Sasha:Argh... why did I buy the CHEAP Brian Tumbler?

SailingToNorway
08-16-2005, 11:38 PM
Wow, I have lots of favorites but I'll just pick a few things...

Road crew G-Men: Look at that woman's breasts, they are very large.

Sasha: *after you get marksmanship learner's permit* Well, good. My ass is covered.

Raz: *to cows in Waterloo* Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow.

Milla: *if you hit her on the dock* Enough with the rough stuff, darling!

Smon
08-16-2005, 11:55 PM
(paraphrased)
La Flamancita:Wake up darling!
(Makes Dingo smile, dies again)
Flamancita:Oh...

Joshi
08-17-2005, 02:20 PM
Dogen: Okay, I get it, you'll close your eyes and count to a hundred and I'll go hide in that bush over there.

Smon
08-17-2005, 05:42 PM
Elton:CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG-*splodes*
Oleander:Hehehe...

Murray the Chao
08-18-2005, 05:54 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Initiating arrest sequence!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Come with us.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Why did you burn that bush?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Why did you punch that little girl?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/gman.jpg:Are you addicted to getting arrested?

torgothewhite
08-18-2005, 11:35 PM
Raz:(looking at Rifle) It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are going to make fun of me.
Assassin G-Man: Do not broadcast that information. They look real.

SailingToNorway
08-19-2005, 10:52 AM
Raz: Agent Vodello? Where are you?
Milla: I'm on TV, darling! Where I always should have been! C'mon, with hair this fabulous, how could I NOT be on TV?

Zetz Darke
08-19-2005, 02:10 PM
In the beginning of the game:
Milla: Why it's just a little boy. What's your name, darling?
Coach Oleander: I'll find out! (Struggles for a moment to get into Raz's mind, then gives up. Raz falls to the stage.)
Raz: My name...
Coach O: Starts with a D!
Raz:...Is Razputin, but everyone calls me Raz. (Takes his goggles off.)
(From the audience.): Please don't eat us lake monster!

(In Lungfishopolis)
lungfish: Gogglor! Down here.
Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me?
lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears!
Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry.
lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.)
Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright?
Other lungfish: He's dead.
Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry.

Smon
08-19-2005, 02:35 PM
Raz:Now its time ot see who you really are...
(Phantom takes of mask and reveals himself to be Jasper)
Raz:...I totally guessed that!
Actor:Nuh uh, you said it was Becky!

Purple Squid
08-20-2005, 05:43 PM
Carpenter- I would totally love to go over there, but that soldier would kick my ass. I'm not getting paid for that.

Something about that made me snort up my tea. Must be his voice. And how I didn't expect it.

Smon
08-21-2005, 05:17 AM
Raz:Hm... how can I say this and still sound cool... "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me"?

TyraaRane
08-21-2005, 09:54 AM
Bonita: I couldn't hear [Jasper] much at all, really, until Gloria's mother hit the stage.
Raz: He didn't like her performance either?
Bonita: No, I mean "hit the stage," kersplat! Jumped from the catwalks while Gloria was in Paris.
Raz: ...Ew.
Bonita: Yeah, that's what the janitor said, too.


I laughed so hard at that. I'm a bad person.

Joshi
08-21-2005, 10:13 AM
(In Lungfishopolis)
lungfish: Gogglor! Down here.
Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me?
lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears!
Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry.
lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.)
Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright?
Other lungfish: He's dead.
Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry.

A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look.

Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was

Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town.

Smon
08-21-2005, 01:23 PM
Lungfish are so selfish.

Zetz Darke
08-21-2005, 03:22 PM
A while after that, when the second lungfish starts talking to him, it's just hilarious when the body starts twitching and Raz gives a priceless look.

Also, if you complete lungfishopolis and then go back, a lungfish tells you about how they're gonna demolish the place anyway so you can smash all you want. The line that floored me was

Lungfish: You can also smash the people if you want, my family lives in an other town.

Lol! I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN!

Murray the Chao
08-21-2005, 04:21 PM
The actual line:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/lfczealot.jpg:You can squish people too if you want. My family lives in a whole other town.

Smon
08-21-2005, 05:01 PM
Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's?

Purple Squid
08-21-2005, 05:05 PM
I doubt it. The zealots are just jerks. exdee.

Smon
08-21-2005, 05:08 PM
Yeah but all the others were under the control of Kochamara, so the ones that were free would be the only remnant of Linda's former personality.

Purple Squid
08-21-2005, 05:12 PM
Hmm. Good point. (as always, Clem) =0

Joshi
08-21-2005, 06:06 PM
Do you suppose those Lungfish's selfishness is a reflection of Linda's?

Oh I'm so witty! Haw haw haw![/egotistic posh git]

But yeah, I don't remember linda being selfish, especially coming to collect Raz every time he blows the thingie, seems kind of selfless to me.

Smon
08-21-2005, 06:10 PM
Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz.

Purple Squid
08-21-2005, 07:51 PM
Well yeah, Linda was unselfish as far as we could see, but really those lungfish were pretty selfish... one has to wonder if it's just courtesy that she helped Raz.

The lungfish (the imaginary ones) were thoughts- and apparently, thoughts know they're thoughts. They have their own personalities. Like, say, the dalmation from Edgar's mind. Nothing like Edgar. I'm pretty sure the zealots were just supposed to be wussies.

Smon
08-21-2005, 09:39 PM
K, Alright, she was kind to Sam, so yeah, I drop my theory. To the ground.

Purple Squid
08-21-2005, 09:46 PM
I feel... as though I have broken yet another spirit...

pooh.

Purple Squid
08-21-2005, 09:55 PM
For funniness, I forgot to put this one down:

Mikhail- ...why not ask bossy girlfriend over there?
Raz- She's not my girlfriend!
Mikhail- Ha. Only kidding. Mikhail knows woman only good for one thing--wrestling. Unless she has skinny arms, like girlfriend. Then... out of luck.

Smon
08-21-2005, 11:41 PM
My spirit is not broken! I still have many insane rants and theories out there!

Purple Squid
08-22-2005, 05:59 AM
Huzzah! So I'm not sorry, and I still hate you! No, I always think I hurt peoples feelings too easily...

Zetz Darke
08-23-2005, 08:19 AM
I finally got the game yesterday. WoOt for me! Unfortunately I have a terrible memory so I already forget how this quote went...but I enjoyed it while I was playing.

Dogan: Shut up...no I will not kill everyone.
Raz: What are you doing Dogan?
Dogan: Don't listen to anything the squirrels tell you. They lie.
Raz: I'll take your word for it. Are you going up to Coach Oleanders Basic Braining?
Dogan: Yea...but first I've gotta make these guys be quiet. (Jumps around.) Shut up!
(The next part was more creepy then funny, so I'll stop there >.<

Smon
08-23-2005, 04:53 PM
Squirrel corpses... then if ya talk to him again it goes like this:

Raz:Where did the squirrels go?
Dogen:Uh... they left! Yeah...

Zetz Darke
08-23-2005, 08:01 PM
Squirrel corpses... then if ya talk to him again it goes like this:

Raz:Where did the squirrels go?
Dogen:Uh... they left! Yeah...

hehe yea

AgentArcana
08-23-2005, 08:43 PM
I found a few lines from before you buy the cobweb duster everytime you try to get Raz to use the loom.

1) So I can use this thing to turn useless pine needles into delicious taffy.

2) Raz: Before I can use this I need to go to the Camp Store and buy some delicious taffy.

Ford: Cobweb Duster!

Raz: Right, cobweb duster.

Here's another from the Coach's mind that makes me laugh.

Coach: See that figment. Take it. Be a figgy piggy! Who's my little piggy?

Zetz Darke
08-29-2005, 07:08 PM
(Not exact quote.)
Raz: Alright, I'm in the mental hospital...wearing a straight jacket...talking to myself...
I think it's time to take this costume off now.

(After Bobbie is re brained.)
Raz: Yes, alright, the answer is yes. Because you got your brain stolen and I didn't I DO think I'm better then you.

Raz: You know, hulking lungfish, your not as ugly as everyone says.
Linda: Razputin, you may now call me by the name given to me by my people.
Raz: And what name is that, (can't remember what he calls him!)
Linda: LINNNDAAAA....
Raz: (As Linda walks back into the water) What a magical lady.

Raz: (After he tells Lili that he wouldn't mind recieving a friendship bracelet.) Do you want to measure my wrist, just in case?
Lili: Uh...no.

Purple Squid
08-29-2005, 07:48 PM
(Not exact quote.)
Raz: Alright, I'm in the mental hospital...wearing a straight jacket...talking to myself...
I think it's time to take this costume off now.

(After Bobbie is re brained.)
Raz: Yes, alright, the answer is yes. Because you got your brain stolen and I didn't I DO think I'm better then you.

Raz: You know, hulking lungfish, your not as ugly as everyone says.
Linda: Razputin, you may now call me by the name given to me by my people.
Raz: And what name is that, (can't remember what he calls him!)
Linda: LINNNDAAAA....
Raz: (As Linda walks back into the water) What a magical lady.

Raz: (After he tells Lili that he wouldn't mind recieving a friendship bracelet.) Do you want to measure my wrist, just in case?
Lili: Uh...no.


Dang. You stole all my quotes. l=c

SailingToNorway
08-29-2005, 10:52 PM
Fun with Sasha's button...

Raz: Hey, I've got one of these crafty buttons, can I join your little craft club?
Frankie: hey, I've got an ugly face, can I join your ugly club?
Kitty: Uhh...I think you better let me handle the insults, Frankie.
(try again)
Raz: Hey, I've got one of these crafty buttons...everyone says you guys suck!

Raz: Hey Coach, if I've got one of these buttons and you've got one of these buttons, then we could play tiddily-winks.
Oleander: If I had one of those buttons I could kill you with it in 6 seconds!

Raz: How 'bout a cheer for the red button?
Clem: Yay!!! Red Button is the best!
Crystal: It fastens up my vest!
Clem: but if it breaks just like the rest,
Crystal: then boys will see my chest!!! Wooo!

Smon
08-30-2005, 12:59 AM
Visit the TV room before Brain Tumbler 3 but after Milla's Mind for some good Vernon dialogue, (is it possible?!?!)

(Raz walks in)
Franke:TV....
Kitty:Ha-key sack...
Vernon:Yes... hackey sack...
Raz:Oh no! They're all brainless!
Vernon:Oh, hey Raz, we were just watchin some good TV, isn't that right Kitty?
Kitty:T....v....
Raz:Look at them Vernon, they're zombies!
Vernon:It did seem strange that they let me talk for over 20 seconds... and also Kitty agreed to go on a date with me... more or less. We're gonna play hackey sack.
Raz:Vernon, I need you to keep an eye on them until I can find out what happened to their brains, okay?
Vernon:Roger.

Then talk to Kitty or Franke and you get...
Raz:Ya know... I think they're better off this way...

Purple Squid
08-30-2005, 04:32 PM
Visit the TV room before Brain Tumbler 3 but after Milla's Mind for some good Vernon dialogue, (is it possible?!?!)

(Raz walks in)
Franke:TV....
Kitty:Ha-key sack...
Vernon:Yes... hackey sack...
Raz:Oh no! They're all brainless!
Vernon:Oh, hey Raz, we were just watchin some good TV, isn't that right Kitty?
Kitty:T....v....
Raz:Look at them Vernon, they're zombies!
Vernon:It did seem strange that they let me talk for over 20 seconds... and also Kitty agreed to go on a date with me... more or less. We're gonna play hackey sack.
Raz:Vernon, I need you to keep an eye on them until I can find out what happened to their brains, okay?
Vernon:Roger.

Then talk to Kitty or Franke and you get...
Raz:Ya know... I think they're better off this way...


All of Vernon's dialogue is good. Or grood.

Zetz Darke
08-30-2005, 04:51 PM
All of Vernon's dialogue is good. Or grood.

Grood...I mean great...great and good...

hehe...homestarrunner

Zee_Oddwyn
08-30-2005, 05:03 PM
Not exactly a quote, but I was tickled when I read the title of the one cutscene where Fred goes after Crispin.
Disorderlies. Hee.

That reminds me:
Crispin: Since you are not Doctor Loboto, and you don't pay my salary, kindly back away from my elevator and die.

Sasha: Run, Razputin. Very fast.

Lungfish Rebel (when you're bouncing on the blimp): My chai tea!

Purple Squid
08-30-2005, 05:09 PM
Grood...I mean great...great and good...

hehe...homestarrunner
So yeah. Woah. A quote. Hang on...

That entire conversation with Clem and Crystal on the roof. I heart them.

Zetz Darke
08-30-2005, 07:41 PM
Raz: Hey, great to see you guys together!
Edgar: Not now Razputin, there's a lot of money on the table.
Raz: Wow, great hand...hehe, good thing we found all those queens huh?
Edgar: *growls in frustration.*

Raz: First things first, I was thinking about what you said about us making out...
Lili: uh huh...(Thinking: Oh man, I'm so glad he came...and just when I was feeling slightly less flemmy...wait...he didn't just hear...
(Raz smiles)
Lili: Agh! Get away from me! Stop reading my mind!

AgentArcana
08-30-2005, 08:25 PM
Coach: is your name Joey?
Raz: no
Coach: well, I'm gonna call you slowy Joey! cause you're slow!
Raz: but that's not my name.
Coach: What's that Joey? I can't hear you, you're talking too slow!

Stone_Rook
08-30-2005, 10:58 PM
If you skip going into Fred's mind and get Confusion in Edgar's mind first, use Confusion on Fred and you get this:

Fred: I like war! Victory is important to me.
Napoleon: No, it is terrible! It is like eating British food every day!
Fred: Whoa, that was wierd

Murray the Chao
08-31-2005, 04:52 PM
So yeah. Woah. A quote. Hang on...

That entire conversation with Clem and Crystal on the roof. I heart them.
Of course, so is punching them.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Look who's still punching!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:Yay, Raz!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punch punch punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punch punchie punch-punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:Punch, Raz, punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punnnnnnch! Hurray!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/Raz.png:Oh god. What have I done?

Purple Squid
08-31-2005, 05:01 PM
Of course, so is punching them.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Look who's still punching!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:Yay, Raz!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punch punch punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punch punchie punch-punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/crystal.jpg:Punch, Raz, punch!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/clem.jpg:Punnnnnnch! Hurray!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/Raz.png:Oh god. What have I done?

True. So true.

Purple Squid
08-31-2005, 05:35 PM
Clem- You must be a Psychonaut by now! =3
Crystal- Yeah! Or even a DOUBLE Psychonaut! =D

Zetz Darke
08-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Clem- You must be a Psychonaut by now! =3
Crystal- Yeah! Or even a DOUBLE Psychonaut! =D

Hahaha! Those two frighten me. So...HAPPY O.O

Purple Squid
08-31-2005, 11:00 PM
But SUICIDAL.

Crystal- O-M-G. Now I feel so stupid for throwing myself off the roof!
Raz- WHAT?! Why did you do that?
Crystal- Because the poison didn't work!

All Clem said was 'Crystal! D='

Zetz Darke
09-01-2005, 06:45 AM
But SUICIDAL.

Crystal- O-M-G. Now I feel so stupid for throwing myself off the roof!
Raz- WHAT?! Why did you do that?
Crystal- Because the poison didn't work!

All Clem said was 'Crystal! D='

Yea ^^; A lot of those kids have some serious issues. Have you ever read the bulletin board?

Purple Squid
09-01-2005, 03:59 PM
Yes. All three of them. Milka was scary. 0.0

Agent-Sarah
09-01-2005, 04:39 PM
Boyd: Beware of the cows!

Raz: Is this where I get another lesson?
Sasha: No. Here's your merit badge. Let us never speak of this again.

Zetz Darke
09-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Raz: We're going to win!
Fred: No we're not.
Raz: (Whispering.) Shut up Fred!

(After hitting a sea gull)
Raz: Oh now see, I feel really bad about that.

(Don't exactly know how this goes.)
Raz: You know...your advice didn't work.
Dingo: What advice?
Raz: About the reward.
Dingo: Well here' another piece of advice...I have no idea what your talking about.

Edgar: My piece is finally finished!
Raz: No bull?
Edgar: Haha, you make light of my mental problems...and I have no rage...astonishing.

ElusiveSpoon
09-03-2005, 12:21 AM
In the brain tumbler:

Sasha: Punch your way out Razputin. Now. Hurry! This test is costing the taxpayers a lot of money!

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-03-2005, 07:01 AM
Hey there this is my 1st time posting here! In the ps2 version of the game, while fighting the mega censor get squished by it repeatedly(and i mean repeatedly and be sure not to get killed!!) and hear all Sasha has to say. After a while he'll start talking about some Aunt Bernie....Then he'll start singing and humming a song.... Its funny and weird! Try it out!!!

Zetz Darke
09-03-2005, 09:12 AM
Hey there this is my 1st time posting here! In the ps2 version of the game, while fighting the mega censor get squished by it repeatedly(and i mean repeatedly and be sure not to get killed!!) and hear all Sasha has to say. After a while he'll start talking about some Aunt Bernie....Then he'll start singing and humming a song.... Its funny and weird! Try it out!!!

Haha...I'll do that next time.

Purple Squid
09-03-2005, 11:32 AM
Hey there this is my 1st time posting here! In the ps2 version of the game, while fighting the mega censor get squished by it repeatedly(and i mean repeatedly and be sure not to get killed!!) and hear all Sasha has to say. After a while he'll start talking about some Aunt Bernie....Then he'll start singing and humming a song.... Its funny and weird! Try it out!!!

Benie? Pfft. That's crazy!

...I want to hear him hum. =D

Agent-Sarah
09-03-2005, 01:41 PM
Hey there this is my 1st time posting here! In the ps2 version of the game, while fighting the mega censor get squished by it repeatedly(and i mean repeatedly and be sure not to get killed!!) and hear all Sasha has to say. After a while he'll start talking about some Aunt Bernie....Then he'll start singing and humming a song.... Its funny and weird! Try it out!!!
I try to hear that, but got nothing.

Murray the Chao
09-03-2005, 06:27 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:Why no, Aunt Bernie, of course I didn't get your phone calls or else I would have responded right away.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:My name is Yan Yanssen, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumber yard there...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:La di da... do do da dum...

Agent-Sarah
09-03-2005, 06:55 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:Why no, Aunt Bernie, of course I didn't get your phone calls or else I would have responded right away.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:My name is Yan Yanssen, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumber yard there...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/sasha_sayline.jpg:La di da... do do da dum...
*bursts out laughing* Murray, you are the man!

Smon
09-03-2005, 07:14 PM
XD Sasha going on a delussional trip brought on by head trauma... thow a confsusion grenade at him and post it here! (requires the power cheat)

Agent-Sarah
09-03-2005, 07:16 PM
XD Sasha going on a delussional trip brought on by head trauma... thow a confsusion grenade at him and post it here! (requires the power cheat)
In his world or in the real world?

Purple Squid
09-03-2005, 09:41 PM
XD Sasha going on a delussional trip brought on by head trauma... thow a confsusion grenade at him and post it here! (requires the power cheat)
I did... several times. He says "My mind can't be clouded that easily, Razputin." And makes me cry. In his mind he just kind of goes sways aound like everyone else.

And I sing that Wisconsin song all the time.

meheeners
09-04-2005, 10:31 PM
"I hope you are not trying to steal my husband, you tramp. Although over time my husband will not be attracted to me sexually, he will always love my pies."

shinzuku
09-07-2005, 07:01 PM
sasha says these things while he's stuck to the censor's stamp.

rasputin, if you could finish this soon, i may get out of this with only a mild concusin

what, who's there, i think i've lost my vision

why no, aunt berny, of course i didn't get your phone calls, otherwise i would have responded right away


my name is yonyonsen
i live in wisconsin
i work in the lumber yard there


http://www.livejournal.com/community/whisperingrock/

i got it off of this website

Purple Squid
09-07-2005, 07:18 PM
One of my favorite things in the game is what the other children do. Without words. For example, if you smack them off their thought bubble, they start dancing without it. And do the moonwalk. So awesome.

Agent-Sarah
09-07-2005, 09:24 PM
sasha says these things while he's stuck to the censor's stamp.

rasputin, if you could finish this soon, i may get out of this with only a mild concusin

what, who's there, i think i've lost my vision

why no, aunt berny, of course i didn't get your phone calls, otherwise i would have responded right away


my name is yonyonsen
i live in wisconsin
i work in the lumber yard there


http://www.livejournal.com/community/whisperingrock/

i got it off of this website
I just bursted out laughing when he sang.

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-08-2005, 06:32 AM
Yeah, thats why I so had to post it about it! Thanks for the link I thought I had to get my squished again and again by the mega-censor just to hear em!

shinzuku
09-11-2005, 05:09 PM
In the brain tumbler experiment, if you don't do anything he'll be like

"Hurry, Rasputin, this test is costing the tax payers alot of money"

so that's where the money's been going.


if you use telekinesis

sasha- impressive, now release

cruller- good now put me down and go pick up something else that won't blow off you head if you make it mad.

milla- that's nice darling but since i was already floating it isn't very much of a challenge

if you light milla on fire she's like -darling this is poliester i'm hot enough

SailingToNorway
09-11-2005, 05:43 PM
anybody try tickling everyone with that crow feather you find in the GPC/wilderness area? Everybody giggles, but if you try tickling Sasha you get "Please, Razputin. That has germs." Typical Sasha. :)

Murray the Chao
09-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Chloe Barge doesn't giggle either.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/chloe.jpg:Hmm. Interesting sensation.

shinzuku, it is MUCH more enjoyable to pick Cruller up outside the Sanctuary.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/fordjanitor_sayline.jpg:Okay, that's funny. Now PUT ME DOWN.

Smon
09-11-2005, 06:45 PM
I wonder what happens if you TK the brainless kids... (requires cheat)

Purple Squid
09-11-2005, 09:10 PM
I know what they do. They hover and go : "TV!"

That's it. Whoo.

Agent-Sarah
09-11-2005, 09:26 PM
anybody try tickling everyone with that crow feather you find in the GPC/wilderness area? Everybody giggles, but if you try tickling Sasha you get "Please, Razputin. That has germs." Typical Sasha. :)
Actually, it was, "Razputin, please. Germs."

And when you try to tickle his brainless body, he goes, "Huh, germs."

Smon
09-11-2005, 10:51 PM
Heh... looks like you can take the brain out of Sasha but ya can't take the Sasha out of the hygiene.

Agent-Sarah
09-11-2005, 11:02 PM
Heh... looks like you can take the brain out of Sasha but ya can't take the Sasha out of the hygiene.
You are so right about that.

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 06:17 AM
Heh... looks like you can take the brain out of Sasha but ya can't take the Sasha out of the hygiene.

Preach it, homie.

Smon
09-12-2005, 07:49 PM
Preach it, homie.
Ha! It has been spoken! Now I may preach on and on about whatever I want... Lion King Super-compressed Script: Scar kills Mufasa. Simba Runs Away. Nala talks to Simba. He runs back. THE EDN!

Joshi
09-12-2005, 08:31 PM
Ha! It has been spoken! Now I may preach on and on about whatever I want... Lion King Super-compressed Script: Scar kills Mufasa. Simba Runs Away. Nala talks to Simba. He runs back. THE EDN!

You did it wrong, no super compressed script of the Lion king is complete without the loud burp!

Smon
09-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Fine uhm... lemme hypercompress another movie.... Arthur's planet blows up, he meets the president of galaxy and gets his planet back but doesn't go back there. ...42.

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 08:49 PM
Ha! It has been spoken! Now I may preach on and on about whatever I want... Lion King Super-compressed Script: Scar kills Mufasa. Simba Runs Away. Nala talks to Simba. He runs back. THE EDN!

Prooty much! But that script doesn't make me cry like the movie does. Maybe if you pinched me in the arm...

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 08:50 PM
Fine uhm... lemme hypercompress another movie.... Arthur's planet blows up, he meets the president of galaxy and gets his planet back but doesn't go back there. ...42.
The movie makes me... angry.

6 x 7? Fat chance!

Smon
09-12-2005, 09:01 PM
Noones ever satisfied! Alright lemme think... Jack gets bored with his holiday and leaves. He comes back and changes his holiday to that one. He leaves and comes back again to fix it. ... What's this? What's this?

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 09:05 PM
10 points for song reference!

Smon
09-12-2005, 09:19 PM
Eh I have to leave some clue.

Purple Squid
09-14-2005, 07:45 PM
...I'm getting annoyed. Every time Tim Burton makes a movie, they play musicfrom TNBC.
That isn't the only movie he's made.

(you can have your topic back, now)

Joshi
09-14-2005, 08:40 PM
Who's "they"?

Klia
09-14-2005, 08:47 PM
...I'm getting annoyed. Every time Tim Burton makes a movie, they play musicfrom TNBC.
That isn't the only movie he's made.

(you can have your topic back, now)
It's gone beyond the point of beating a dead horse. Tim Burton is now beating the decayed corpse of what was once a mammoth.

Yes TNBC was an amazing movie and an great part of my childhood but please you have other things to do.

I will go to see Corpse Bride but my hopes are low. Lately Burton has been failing me.

Originally Posted by Smon
Heh... looks like you can take the brain out of Sasha but ya can't take the Sasha out of the hygiene.

Hmm...may I sig?

(Ohh post number 25. Once I get to 100 I'll change my icon)

Smon
09-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Go for it. I don't ask royalties... or do I?... no I guess not.

Purple Squid
09-15-2005, 05:56 AM
Who's "they"?
Heh, commercials. Especially for the Corpse Bride. I suppose its because it was made by the same team that made TNBC. Team Burton! Get it? Haha. (bam!)

Purple Squid
09-15-2005, 05:58 AM
It's gone beyond the point of beating a dead horse. Tim Burton is now beating the decayed corpse of what was once a mammoth.

Yes TNBC was an amazing movie and an great part of my childhood but please you have other things to do.

I will go to see Corpse Bride but my hopes are low. Lately Burton has been failing me.



Hmm...may I sig?

(Ohh post number 25. Once I get to 100 I'll change my icon)

Aww. How has he been failing you? Other than slowly turn into George Lucas, who has been sucking the life out f SW? Although I admit Lego Star Wars was kind of cute...

Smon
09-15-2005, 07:17 AM
I never played LSW but I want to... using LEGO FORCE would be fun!

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-15-2005, 07:52 AM
Especially using them on droids and they explose into itty bitty lego pcs. Cute and satisfying!!!

Joshi
09-15-2005, 11:02 AM
Heh, commercials. Especially for the Corpse Bride. I suppose its because it was made by the same team that made TNBC. Team Burton! Get it? Haha. (bam!)

Film trailers constantly use stock music in the background, and The Corpes Bride is very much in the style of TNBC (and probably has the same composer, I'm not sure). Yes, it is sort of a dead horse, but that's Trailer people for you.

Purple Squid
09-15-2005, 03:21 PM
I never played LSW but I want to... using LEGO FORCE would be fun!

Threepio is good for... pretty much suicide! And you can kill Jar Jar, I think... I don't remember too well. Holy crap, Lego Grievous is so friggin' cute.

Purple Squid
09-15-2005, 03:22 PM
Film trailers constantly use stock music in the background, and The Corpes Bride is very much in the style of TNBC (and probably has the same composer, I'm not sure). Yes, it is sort of a dead horse, but that's Trailer people for you.

Still... and it makes me sad Tim is getting credit for character design. A man at Dreamworks designed Victor.

Klia
09-15-2005, 03:42 PM
Smon Yes I will give you royalties to it.

Tim Burton feels a little too pretentious such as when interviewed he talks about how deep and different his movies are then about how the movie industry can be fixed by allowing more types of movies then the usual genres to be made.

Lastly he feeds into the scariest fangirl things. Like he knows fangirls will love it.

Klia
09-15-2005, 03:47 PM
Still... and it makes me sad Tim is getting credit for character design. A man at Dreamworks designed Victor.

Yeah that's what is also pissing me off. It was not just Tim Burton it was mostly other people. He comes up with some of the ideas..espically "reinventing things" *coughCorpseBridecough*

Anyway a few of my favorite psychosayings definantly come from Boyd. But I also love Fred's. When I first met him he started asking where his cannons were. It was great, my friend was a huge Napoleon fan and has researched a lot about him (to the point of obsession) and even though she is offeneded by most Nepolean sterotypes she could accept it since it was just Fred's projection of him.

Purple Squid
09-15-2005, 07:37 PM
Smon Yes I will give you royalties to it.

Tim Burton feels a little too pretentious such as when interviewed he talks about how deep and different his movies are then about how the movie industry can be fixed by allowing more types of movies then the usual genres to be made.

Lastly he feeds into the scariest fangirl things. Like he knows fangirls will love it.
True. I do admit I love some of his movies. A lot, really. But not because 'wowz itzsuuuuu orginal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1de ep!!!!!!!1' But because some of the moments actually strike a chord in me. He should be going for that feeling, not reinvinting he movie industry.

Smon
09-15-2005, 09:26 PM
I like originality, here's a fun game you can play with your friends: Come up with the most original and good idea for a BLANK. I played this using SuperPowers, we came up with only one:

Matter Reshaping:The power to change solid/liquid/gas/plasma into solid/liquid/gas/plasma

Klia
09-16-2005, 06:51 AM
This is hard as most of them have been done.

The ability to change color,not invisibility but blending in. Not very original but it's pretty early in the morning.

Hm...maybe a robotic power would be cool.

And I'm not that great with science.

About Tim Burton..I'm too hard on him sometimes. The whole industry looks at him and if he makes a wrong move. BAM! He's done for. However the director of TNBC and James and the Giant Peach was amazing as were the voice actors.

Tim's got some good connections. And his short early films weren't too bad.

Purple Squid
09-16-2005, 11:47 AM
Heh. Frankenweenie.

Klia
09-16-2005, 04:58 PM
FrankenWeenie!

I thought of a new power.

Severus
The ability to detach and reattach body parts.

Advantages
A. Small areas can be reached
B. Fake death
C. Falls can't kill you

Disadvantages
A.Control over body is limited
B.Abilites limited (Ex. Hands can't jump as far as legs.)
C.May cause headaches, nausea, stomachaces and should not be used by pregnant or nursing women/men.

Purple Squid
09-16-2005, 05:40 PM
FrankenWeenie!

I thought of a new power.

Severus
The ability to detach and reattach body parts.

Advantages
A. Small areas can be reached
B. Fake death
C. Falls can't kill you

Disadvantages
A.Control over body is limited
B.Abilites limited (Ex. Hands can't jump as far as legs.)
C.May cause headaches, nausea, stomachaces and should not be used by pregnant or nursing women/men.


Like an action figure. Cool-ality.

Okay, now I do one...

uhh... spitting... cats. Yes. Spitting cats. Everywhere. (I'm very bad at this.)

Agent-Sarah
09-16-2005, 06:28 PM
Back on topic...
Anyone has that Psychonauts Explorer? I want to know what Milla said about having a make-out fantasy with Sasha (a voice clip that wasn't in the game).

Purple Squid
09-16-2005, 06:42 PM
I can't get that... sorry. But I really want to hear that thing. Sounds hilarious.

Klia
09-16-2005, 09:45 PM
Hmm, I beleive this might have been mentioned (or part of the quote) before. And I'm not so sure if the quote is entirely correct but, the heck with it. You won't jump on me in a fanboy/girl rage if I mess it up? Right>

Boyd: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

Purple Squid
09-16-2005, 09:58 PM
No fangirl rage for you. I only go into a fangirl rage when it concerns Brother Blood, and even then I'm pretty polite and try not to hurt people's feelings...

Fire away!

Psycho-Cadet
09-17-2005, 11:51 AM
Hmmmmm Fav quotes? uhhhhhhh....

GAH! I NEED TO REPLAY THE GAME, IVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE QUOTES!!!

*cries*

I feel better. *sniff*

Hey, for powers, what about the ability to change into different mythical species at will?

Klia
09-17-2005, 12:41 PM
No fangirl rage for you. I only go into a fangirl rage when it concerns Brother Blood, and even then I'm pretty polite and try not to hurt people's feelings...

Fire away!

Brother Blood made the song Love Ryhmes with Hideous Car Wreck right?

GAH! I NEED TO REPLAY THE GAME, IVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE QUOTES!!!

*cries*

I feel better. *sniff*

Hey, for powers, what about the ability to change into different mythical species at will?

I believe that would be transoformation. Like Beast Boy (The Comics not the tv show) when he was able to be a T-Rex but the writers found they didn't like that subplot in the comics and erased that out of his powers.

Post 99

Purple Squid
09-17-2005, 01:04 PM
Ahhh. No. I doubt I would ever fangirl that guy.

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 03:11 PM
Umm, my faves are,
"It looks like a dentist office." Elton!
"Yes, ouch" Sasha!
"Outside, your powers make you an outcast, a loser, a circus freak. But in this dojo, in this psychic dojo, they make you, a hero." Raz(I <3 the part about the dojo)

Klia
09-23-2005, 03:19 PM
(I <3 the part about the dojo)

Not only that but I love it when Oleander says "I have big plans for that brain."

Great foreshadowing, and funny if you take it in another way.

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 03:22 PM
I only took it in that kind of way because of you guys, dangit.

Klia
09-23-2005, 03:24 PM
I only took it in that kind of way because of you guys, dangit.

You're lucky, I always thought of it that way. It was my friend who has made me think like that...and well the internet. Can't forget that.

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 04:22 PM
Curse you, the internet.

Smon
09-23-2005, 05:09 PM
Curse you, the internet.
NO! That will incur it's WRATH!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/aib.jpg

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 05:17 PM
Oh, snap!
*Is AOL whapped*

YOU'VE GOT CONCUSSION. GOODBYE. :D

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Oh NO, are u hurt purple squid? should I get you a thermos of cotton candy?

Smon
09-23-2005, 06:45 PM
Don't worry, I played EarthWorm Jim 3D. (only to see what else let you jump into brains) The best cure for a concussion is toust wait for her to battle her inner demons and emerge from her coma.

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 06:47 PM
WAIT???? Purple Squid's a girl???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Smon
09-23-2005, 06:48 PM
Yep. She is. NOW WRITHE IN EW.

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 06:51 PM
EWWWWWWWWW, She said she loved me, ugh sick. I love someone at school, and he's hotttt

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 06:59 PM
Uh. Yeah. I'm a girl.

...

I was kidding.

...

Awkward...

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 07:00 PM
Don't worry, I played EarthWorm Jim 3D. (only to see what else let you jump into brains) The best cure for a concussion is toust wait for her to battle her inner demons and emerge from her coma.

Me- Oh, snap! Inner demon!
Demon- With your powers combined, I am...

CAPTAIN PLANET!
Me- OHSNAPOHSNAPOHSNAPOHSNAP

Smon
09-23-2005, 07:37 PM
Snap, Crackle, POP!!!! That's what my skull sounds like when I walk! OWWWWWWWW!

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 07:42 PM
Oh, yes quite awkward Dr.Teleknesis

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 08:22 PM
I really only say 'I love you' to Klia, for reasons unknown. I'm not even sure why.

*and suddenly I TK this thread into Mt. Doom*

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 08:25 PM
tee hee

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 08:27 PM
...Mt. Doom. Could the name be any more obvious?

DarthAve
09-23-2005, 08:35 PM
maybe.

shinzuku
09-23-2005, 09:06 PM
How about Mt. If you come here You'll die.

Purple Squid
09-23-2005, 09:15 PM
Mt. Destroy the Ring Here! :D
sincerely,
The hand and pencil of Sauron

Smon
09-24-2005, 05:54 AM
Its always some big dramatic thing to destroy a magic idol... Mt. Doom... I bet if he chose something like... idakno... Mt. Tin... then maybe they wouldn't find it.

Purple Squid
09-24-2005, 09:01 AM
Yes! Imagine the horror!

Frodo- This way to Mt. Eviscerate... and this way goes to Mt. Popsicle.
Let's go to Mt. Eviscerate! 8D

Mt. Popsicle- RAWR THE MOUTH OF SAURON RESIDES HERE. EATING BABIES AND GETTING JIGGY.

Purple Squid
09-24-2005, 09:02 AM
(Mt. Tin. What a bad pun. Shame.)

Smon
09-24-2005, 09:05 AM
Just imagine the confusion though!

Old dude:To destroy the ring you must go to Mt.Tin...
Frodo:But which mountain?
Old dude:Yes.
Frodo:Yes Mountain?
Old dude:No, Mt. Tin...

DarthAve
09-24-2005, 12:50 PM
OK, I'm confused, is this some LOTR thing?

Smon
09-24-2005, 01:07 PM
I don't even know anymore.

Purple Squid
09-24-2005, 01:17 PM
Well, of course.

DarthAve
09-24-2005, 02:46 PM
tee hee.

Zetz Darke
10-02-2005, 10:06 AM
Haha, this section went way off topic too ^^
Hehe, entertaining tho.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:40 PM
Zetz Darke, if you're looking for the make-out room you're DEFINITLY in the wrong place.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 10:53 AM
Back on topic...
Anyone has that Psychonauts Explorer? I want to know what Milla said about having a make-out fantasy with Sasha (a voice clip that wasn't in the game).


Milla: oh
Milla:Sasha
Milla:I don't care, I don't care who's looking


(got clips from different forum)

splitsecond
10-05-2005, 06:47 PM
milka:Lili if you want your homework it's at the bottom of lake Oblangata which is where i'll put you and those hoes kitty and franke if you try and talk to elton again.

Lili: oh my gosh let's makeout

Raz:man this reminds me of my high school years which is weird because i'm 11 years old

chipmunkrfuzzy
10-06-2005, 05:36 AM
Milla: oh
Milla:Sasha
Milla:I don't care, I don't care who's looking


(got clips from different forum)

Can you pleaase post a link to where you got it? I wanna heeeaaaaar!!!!

TyraaRane
10-12-2005, 12:55 AM
Okay, I'm bumping this thread just to say: people. If you haven't already, go into Black Velvetopia and confuse the bulldog. I laughed so hard at what resulted that I think I nearly ruptured my spleen.

"The devil-cat has horns!"

HEE! XD

Agent-Sarah
10-12-2005, 01:01 AM
Okay, I'm bumping this thread just to say: people. If you haven't already, go into Black Velvetopia and confuse the bulldog. I laughed so hard at what resulted that I think I nearly ruptured my spleen.

"The devil-cat has horns!"

HEE! XD
I did that and I laughed when he starts talking about that God is actually Dog and screaming about the devil-cat.

shinzuku
10-12-2005, 04:20 PM
http://forums.idlethumbs.net/showthread.php?t=2941

This has only some of them

Klia
10-12-2005, 04:31 PM
Boyd's line about the fruit convention and all of the lines about kids.

"Hey mom, I'm stuck in a web of deception. How's Uncle G?"

OR

"Do you really think that's your kid?"

AND

"Get your finger out of there little girl."

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 04:33 PM
Boyd's line about the fruit convention and all of the lines about kids.


Fruit? I must have missed that one, could you post it? Maybe I need to stand in front of him for hours again.

Klia
10-12-2005, 04:34 PM
Okay. I stand in front of him for hours as well. Very soothing.

"I'm ditching this yogurt convention. There's no fruit at the bottem."

Of course it is better when he says it.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 04:37 PM
Okay. I stand in front of him for hours as well. Very soothing.

"I'm ditching this yogurt convention. There's no fruit at the bottem."

Of course it is better when he says it.

Oh, yeah! I heard that already, but I thought I didn't because he says SO MUCH ELSE I must've forgotten about it. Thanks.

I'm going to have to stand in front of him again to hear him talk about Uncle G. Wonder what the G stands for. Gerty.

Klia
10-12-2005, 04:38 PM
No it stands for Uncle G-man.

Did you also hear about the G-man. He talks about that.

"G-man, Go-man, Goat-man, I thought you were on my side."

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 04:41 PM
No it stands for Uncle G-man.

Did you also hear about the G-man. He talks about that.

"G-man, Go-man, Goat-man, I thought you were on my side."

Yeah, I knew that. And I heard him talk about G-Man-Joe as well. It's like Boyd calls them G-Men and doesn't even know what the G stands for. ':l (I decided this funny face was more appropriate than X0)

One of my favorite conversations is the one you hear when you talk to Maloof in the parking lot. Ever since Bobby called Mikhail a commy, I haven't quite liked Bobby as much. Mikhail first talks about the Deadly Nelson...

Klia
10-12-2005, 04:43 PM
Yeah, I knew that. And I heard him talk about G-Man-Joe as well. It's like Boyd calls them G-Men and doesn't even know what the G stands for. X0

One of my favorite conversations is the one you hear when you talk to Maloof in the parking lot. Ever since Bobby called Mikhail a commy, I haven't quite liked Bobby as much. Mikhail first talks about the Deadly Nelson...
He called him a commy? I never heard that. Can you type it out.

I never heard G-man Joe either. Can you also type that out....hell I haven't heard the Deadly Nelson.

You may find yourself doing a lot of typing.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 04:47 PM
He never REALLY said G-Man-Joe. That is such an inside joke it's not even funny. Wait.

Well, I can't type out the entire conersation, but the commy part went something like...

Well, Maloof is all 'wah' and Raz is all 'uh' and Bobby is all like 'poof! u all suk' And then Mikhail is there and he's all 'bearbearbear?' and Bobby is all like 'u suk too*beats on Maloof*' Mikhail is like 'friggin BEAR' TKTKTKTK and then Bobby is all like... 'Freaking Commy!' and Mikhail is like 'I'm thinking... Deadly Nelson.' And Bobby is like 'NO. HOW ABOUT NO. POOT ME DOWN. I R LEAVING.'

The only part I actually quoted was 'freaking commy', the rest was generally the right info, just the wrong words. XD

Smon
10-12-2005, 05:00 PM
Okay... you've been spending too much time in my pocket.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 05:07 PM
Sorry. I need to move anyway, you need to freeking wash your pants.

Smon
10-12-2005, 05:11 PM
Screw pants alltogether!

PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES.

Also, 12 posts left SOMEONE FEED MY POWER TO REPLY.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 05:12 PM
That's what Klia thinks.

Ha, you're never going to get away with quoting cartoons. I know them all!

Quote-
Oh, the 'Red Button Cheer'. Best. Cheer. EVER.

EDIT: So retaliate with a clever cartoon quote.

Smon
10-12-2005, 06:38 PM
Ha! What cartoon.. is this from:

Don't you see? You are slowly becoming what you are deep down in your heart...
...deep down I'm balogna?
Yes.
...that's just dumb.
Dumb like a moose, DUMB LIKE A MOOSE. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 06:44 PM
Look, I've never seen it.

But really. JV has a very unique sense of humor.

Invader Zim.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 06:45 PM
LOLZ.

Did you know Den Mother looks very kickass when she jumps onto the ironing board?

"The milk is not ready, and you are not ready for the milk!"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 06:47 PM
Yeah, I think it's from that lost episode of Invader Zim. Dib used to rock my world, but now Sasha rocks it, and he rocks it hard.

Smon
10-12-2005, 06:49 PM
Not the lost episode, I've seen the lost episode. Its from the episode Bolognius Maximus.

Okay Squid try this quote:

Thank god you're allright! Are you a bonehead?
I have to tell... important... something...
Whoa, whoa, slow down! You're going a mile a minute!
This, you for this!

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 06:51 PM
what?? I don't know this.

guess this one!

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!"

Smon
10-12-2005, 06:55 PM
what?? I don't know this.

guess this one!

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!"
Wow... idunna know either, anyway my quote was form Futurama The Day the Earth Stood Stupid.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 06:57 PM
It's from Soylent Green, silly billy.

Smon
10-12-2005, 06:59 PM
I've never heard of that. :(

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:01 PM
it's an old movie like the Graduate.

Smon
10-12-2005, 07:04 PM
Hm... neva hearda dat either.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 07:05 PM
It's an old movie like Stand and Deliver.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:07 PM
I'd like to pre-congradulate you for your 1000 post. Nobody shall beat me to congradulations.

It's got Anne Bancroft as a sexy married housewife and she's attracted to a college grad played by Dustin Hoffman Who is dating Anne's daughter in the movie. I've never seen it, but Simon and Garfunkle got a hit from it.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 07:08 PM
I already tried to post a 'whoot' for Smon, but my computer farted.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 07:09 PM
WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

1000

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:14 PM
Too late baby, I posted a congrads pre-your woot!

Agent-Sarah
10-12-2005, 09:30 PM
I already tried to post a 'whoot' for Smon, but my computer farted.
When's the last time computers started to fart?

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 09:36 PM
Back in the 80's I think.

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 11:04 PM
"bring me a tool shed for i'm am hungry"

ha guess that Smon oh and congrats on 1000 posts (yeah i know it's a late congratulations so sue me)

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 06:17 AM
Do you think Boyd knows 'Go-Man' sounds like an awkward cartoon?

Klia
10-13-2005, 10:41 AM
My computer farts all the time. I still have Windows 98 actually. I wonder how all my memory has not been eaten up.

The Den Mother kicks ass. All of her lines must be heard. Just the way she moves is cool as well. Like she's the lost Charlie's Angel.

'Go-man' always sounded like a really bad romantic movie to me. Or a noir film...I don't know why.

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 11:43 AM
"Go, Man! While you can still catch her!"

*on the trip to Africa*

"Oh, Renae!"
"Max! I love you!"

That is how the noir/romance movie 'Go-Man' ends, by the way.
The Den Mother is still so cool. She's all 'Wah!' Which is said in a kickass tone.

Klia
10-13-2005, 12:17 PM
"Go, Man! While you can still catch her!"

*on the trip to Africa*

"Oh, Renae!"
"Max! I love you!"

That is how the noir/romance movie 'Go-Man' ends, by the way.
The Den Mother is still so cool. She's all 'Wah!' Which is said in a kickass tone.

Wait did you make that up. Or is that real....I can't tell. Shows you the sad state of movies.

The best lines though (kicks the Den Mother's ass) are exchanged between Sheegor and Loboto as he threatens to kill Pokeylope. And then when the doctor is talking to Pokeylope.

And the dialouge between Loboto and Lili when you're with the crows.

AND Loboto:I hate to be so blunt but YOU have the insanity of a manatee.
Dogen: I know, people are saying that to me all the time.

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 01:28 PM
Wait did you make that up. Or is that real....I can't tell. Shows you the sad state of movies.

The best lines though (kicks the Den Mother's ass) are exchanged between Sheegor and Loboto as he threatens to kill Pokeylope. And then when the doctor is talking to Pokeylope.

And the dialouge between Loboto and Lili when you're with the crows.

AND Loboto:I hate to be so blunt but YOU have the insanity of a manatee.
Dogen: I know, people are saying that to me all the time.

Nothing kicks the Den Mother's ass, just is equal in awesome. Every line in the game is funny.

Especially when Raz does a little dance.

Oh, and yeah. I totally made that up. I hope no one makes a movie called Go-Man. Double Fine would sue.

Klia
10-13-2005, 01:56 PM
Nothing kicks the Den Mother's ass, just is equal in awesome. Every line in the game is funny.

Especially when Raz does a little dance.

Oh, and yeah. I totally made that up. I hope no one makes a movie called Go-Man. Double Fine would sue.

Doube Fine can't sue. They're a perfect company.

Go-man doesn't have that bad of a ring to it. Seriously, Go-man.

I will leave this thread to die now that I have exhausted all of the things that can be said about psychosayings.

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 05:58 PM
You sure have, you bad person.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 06:05 PM
man, I'm listining to Battle of the hymn Republic. The peeps singing it STINK!!! I'm gonna listen to stars and stripes forever. that one's so much better.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 12:24 AM
*drags thread back on topic--sort of*

Okay. Still looking for cut dialogue, yada yada, and I've found a few in the Asylum Courtyard that sound familiar, but I can't for the life of me get them to trigger in the game (especially the second one of Edgar's and the last one of Fred's...I swear I've heard them both in the game before). So, if any of these ring a bell with anybody, could you let me know? My slowly-slipping sanity would appreciate it.

Edgar: It is always a pleasure to meet an individual with great taste in boots.
Edgar: Yes, go. Please. My thoughts are hideous enough to myself--no one should have to suffer them but I.
Edgar: [snoring] Hmm--aah! Sorry. Another bad flashback.
Fred: Everything's on fire! We're all gonna burn!
Fred: Everything's going black!
Fred: He calls this a game...but all I see is death!
Raz: [re: Gloria's "audience"] This audience is dead. I don't see any green on it anywhere!

By the way...I have 23 pages of cut dialogue from the mental worlds (up to Black Velvetopia--haven't done the Meat Circus yet) alone. It's INSANITY, I tell you. *flails away to work on the Loboto's Lab files*

Agent-Sarah
10-14-2005, 02:33 AM
23 pages?! Holy crap!

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:36 AM
*drags thread back on topic--sort of*

Okay. Still looking for cut dialogue, yada yada, and I've found a few in the Asylum Courtyard that sound familiar, but I can't for the life of me get them to trigger in the game (especially the second one of Edgar's and the last one of Fred's...I swear I've heard them both in the game before). So, if any of these ring a bell with anybody, could you let me know? My slowly-slipping sanity would appreciate it.

Edgar: It is always a pleasure to meet an individual with great taste in boots.
Edgar: Yes, go. Please. My thoughts are hideous enough to myself--no one should have to suffer them but I.
Edgar: [snoring] Hmm--aah! Sorry. Another bad flashback.
Fred: Everything's on fire! We're all gonna burn!
Fred: Everything's going black!
Fred: He calls this a game...but all I see is death!
Raz: [re: Gloria's "audience"] This audience is dead. I don't see any green on it anywhere!

By the way...I have 23 pages of cut dialogue from the mental worlds (up to Black Velvetopia--haven't done the Meat Circus yet) alone. It's INSANITY, I tell you. *flails away to work on the Loboto's Lab files*

I thought for sure Fred said those... all except the 'He calls this a game'. I don't remember Edgar saying those, and I'm pretty sure Raz doesn't say that.

ARGH. You're going to need to post the quotes on those 23 pages.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 03:11 PM
I thought for sure Fred said those... all except the 'He calls this a game'. I don't remember Edgar saying those, and I'm pretty sure Raz doesn't say that.

Hm...how would you get the "Everything's going black!" response, though? I've tried setting him (and surrounding objects--most of which are fireproofed and don't do anything anyway) on fire and don't get the "Everything's on fire!" quote, either. Although I only tried it when he was still half-Napoleon...I should go and try again now that he's not. Still can't figure out how I'd get "Everything's going black!" though. Any ideas?

And you know, I could swear I've heard Edgar say that "my thoughts are hideous enough" line...the first time Raz leaves the "art therapy" room would be my guess as to where it would go. It just sounds so familiar...or maybe I'm going insane. That's always a possibility.

ARGH. You're going to need to post the quotes on those 23 pages.

I promised I'd e-mail them to Thrik when it's all done so he can put them up on the site. So, they should be done soon (I only have the Meat Circus and a misc. Asylum folder to go through, plus the Loboto's Lab stuff that needs checking...not much there, though.) and hopefully it'll be up on the site shortly after that. That's assuming he still wants to host it all...23 pages of file names, notes, and transcriptions is...a lot (and that's not including the other ten pages of real world stuff). o.O

Klia
10-14-2005, 05:53 PM
Edgar does say the "My thoughts are hideous enough...." when you get out of his head. I thought he said it all the time.

Fred: He calls this a game...but all I see is death!
Heard this, I think you just need to sit around Fred, or listen for Crispin to say "I used to play that board game when it was just a game to him." And then he says that.

Edgar: [snoring] Hmm--aah! Sorry. Another bad flashback.
Heard this one too, just stand around Edgar a bit. I'm not sure if you have to stand around him outside of his head or inside of his head. I've only heard it once though.

Fred: Everything's on fire! We're all gonna burn!
Heard that one, just stand around him. He rarely says it though, you have to wait a LONG time.

HOLD ON

I probably am going to repeat myself but what is up with the children lines in Boyd's mind? And then you see pictures of children on the wall.

"Hey mom, you think these are real children?"

"Hey little girl, get your finger out of there."

"These are not mine doc. These are not my babies."

He barely says this but after a while you will hear it. After you rip out all of the hair on your head from hearing about the flouride companies one too many times.

Klia
10-14-2005, 05:55 PM
I also heard something about a teddy bear...but now I can't seem to hear it.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:58 PM
"Mom, are you SURE these are your kids?"

What is with that man and children, we may never know. But I recently heard a Rainbow Squirt say something I hadn't heard before.

Maybe Boyd has... kid problems? Well, he has a lot of problems...

"You know my house is clean, Boss, right? Right?"

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:17 PM
Raz being 1337-

"Aha! Hacked it! This will work, for sure!

...Rats."

I set the code-box-thing on fire. Cool.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 07:07 PM
I also heard something about a teddy bear...but now I can't seem to hear it.

There is a bit about the teddy bear in the asylum files...Raz would comment on the teddy bear and "those crazy kids!" and then Fred would say something about not making fun of his militia men. Now, though, if you look at the teddy bear in the game he won't say anything, so I listed it as cut content.

Anyway, thanks for that info!

Klia
10-14-2005, 07:31 PM
"Mom, are you SURE these are your kids?"

What is with that man and children, we may never know. But I recently heard a Rainbow Squirt say something I hadn't heard before.

Maybe Boyd has... kid problems? Well, he has a lot of problems...

"You know my house is clean, Boss, right? Right?"

That's one of my fav Boyd quotes. He says it fairly often to me. I wonder why you didn't hear it.

There is a bit about the teddy bear in the asylum files...Raz would comment on the teddy bear and "those crazy kids!" and then Fred would say something about not making fun of his militia men. Now, though, if you look at the teddy bear in the game he won't say anything, so I listed it as cut content.

Anyway, thanks for that info!

Yeah i was able to hear that the first time through but after that...it never came back.

You're welcome. I don't know if they will work, some files only work the first time or never. I think it depends on your copy.

Makes the game all the more interesting.

I also heard something like this happened in Grim Fandango. This has to be intentional.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 07:34 PM
...to get us to buy all the versions!

Ghasp.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 07:42 PM
I also heard something like this happened in Grim Fandango. This has to be intentional.

Yeah, the infamous Domino conversations from Year Three. Some people with non-English versions of the game get them every time, some people got them once but never again, and some (like me) never got them in the first place. I'd heard they were cut from the game because they gave away too much of the plot too soon (which is true, IMHO--I've heard the clips, and they give away pretty much everything), but why they would then crop up at random in people's games is anyone's guess.

I'm not sure why the same would be true in Psychonauts, though, considering that lines like Edgar's don't give the plot away or anything...and having them be a "once and never, ever again" thing is just random.

...I feel like there should be Twilight Zone music playing in the background now or something. o.O

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 07:46 PM
I'm not sure why the same would be true in Psychonauts, though, considering that lines like Edgar's don't give the plot away or anything...and having them be a "once and never, ever again" thing is just random.


What makes it more confusing is the fact that I had Boyd say 'G-Man! Go-Man! Goat-Man? I thought you worked for me!' Only once, and I have the PS2 version. Other people who own the PS2 version have heard it more times or not at all.

Klia
10-14-2005, 09:23 PM
Everybody confuse Fred when Napolean is still in his mind.

BEST LINES EVER!

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:24 PM
Erm. Alright. Hang on...

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:29 PM
Argh. I can't right now. But I still like Fred's line:

"We're not just an army, uh, we're a family! So we all should just pull together and kill..?"

Klia
10-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Set Fred's bear on fire as well. He remembers all of the old inmates.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:32 PM
Dangit, Klia. Can you just post the confused!Fred up maybe? I want to hear the greatest lines ever.

Klia
10-14-2005, 09:40 PM
Fine I'll post it. It's only cool when you hear it though. I like the whole interaction between Napolean and Fred..though I can't see Napolean from one side. Always got to see where his hand is.

Fred: I like war....war is fun..victory is important to me.

Napolean:What? You do? You are my relative after all.

Fred: Ah wait, no I'm over it.

Napolean: Ahh. I knew it.

Only because Napolean sounds so superhappy when saying it. Like super happy. And because Fred is all doped up.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:42 PM
Oh, I've heard that.

Fred sounds great. Like a hippie.


"I hope it's rhubarb. That is my favorite." Ahh. I couldn't help it.

AND GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT NAPOLEAN'S HANDS. ARGH. :'(

Klia
10-14-2005, 09:43 PM
Oh, I've heard that.

Fred sounds great. Like a hippie.


"I hope it's rhubarb. That is my favorite." Ahh. I couldn't help it.

Reminds me of how Crispin keeps on talking about food, sounds like he hasn't eaten in weeks.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:56 PM
Crispin talks about food?

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 10:50 PM
Erm... Boyd really needs to stop talking about his hooch. It's weirding me out.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 10:52 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww to the MAX!!

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 11:04 PM
Yeah.

"Who wins?! THEM! Who loses?! MY HOOCH."

"...got in bed with... my hooch!"

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 11:49 PM
Argh. I can't right now. But I still like Fred's line:

"We're not just an army, uh, we're a family! So we all should just pull together and kill..?"

Hee! He says "Kill for daddy!" later too, if you stick around long enough.

Fred totally won me over with this one: "Where'd everybody go? Is everybody dead? Okay, everybody who's still in the army, please raise your hands...unless you're dead."

Something about that just cracks me up. XD

Oh, and: "Stop dying! Get up and stop dying!" and "Run over there and poke that guy with your...gun-knife-thing!" are good ones, too.

Oh, Fred. He gets all the best random lines.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 11:54 PM
He really does. Fred is more fun before Napolean leaves.


But Boyd gets an award because for some people he won't stop talking about the flouride producers. For me he won't stop talking about his freaking hooch.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 11:54 PM
Yeah, that's why Fred rocks Sox!

Klia
10-15-2005, 09:41 AM
Hooch

Alcoholic liquor, especially inferior or bootleg liquor: “bootleggers smashed on their own hooch” (Christopher Hitchens).

Marijuana.

Dutch genre painter known for his depictions of domestic life and interiors. His works include Courtyard of a House in Delft (1658).

an illicitly distilled (and usually inferior) alcoholic liquor

People just gave it an even worse name, Why the producers felt it needed to be in there confuses me.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:43 AM
Hooch

Alcoholic liquor, especially inferior or bootleg liquor: “bootleggers smashed on their own hooch” (Christopher Hitchens).

Marijuana.

Dutch genre painter known for his depictions of domestic life and interiors. His works include Courtyard of a House in Delft (1658).

an illicitly distilled (and usually inferior) alcoholic liquor

People just gave it an even worse name, Why the producers felt it needed to be in there confuses me.

Thank God that's cleared up. Things were getting a little pear shaped for a second.

Klia
10-15-2005, 10:47 AM
Thank God that's cleared up. Things were getting a little pear shaped for a second.

Woah Squid. You probably just said the most perverted thing on the board.

SIG!

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:50 AM
Woah Squid. You probably just said the most perverted thing on the board.

SIG!

Perverted? It's British slang. It means 'bad'. I don't see what's wrong--

Oh, wait. Now I do. I'm still going to keep saying it. I'm just glad I'm in your sig again.

Klia
10-15-2005, 10:53 AM
Perverted? It's British slang. It means 'bad'. I don't see what's wrong--

Oh, wait. Now I do. I'm still going to keep saying it. I'm just glad I'm in your sig again.

Cause here in America pear is a bad word.

I'm glad you're in my sig. I have to purge it every once and a while to keep the board from stretching.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:54 AM
Here in America, the more positive term is 'Crunk shaped'.

Klia
10-15-2005, 11:00 AM
Here in America, the more positive term is 'Crunk shaped'.

Or as I say

"Not totally awesome"

other say

"Lame"

or simply

"Bad"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:01 AM
'Crunk Shaped' is a good thing, my Dad and I decided. Also 'coolality'. We're trying to make a new lanuguage, and we're on a roll.

Klia
10-15-2005, 11:05 AM
'Crunk Shaped' is a good thing, my Dad and I decided. Also 'coolality'. We're trying to make a new lanuguage, and we're on a roll.

Oh...I barely can speak English. Me no good at it. I still learning though.

And now I'm off to the Fanfiction thread. But before I leave, how the hell do you change the Registered User thing?

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:08 AM
Oh...I barely can speak English. Me no good at it. I still learning though.

And now I'm off to the Fanfiction thread. But before I leave, how the hell do you change the Registered User thing?

You go to profile options.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 12:47 PM
I think we may have ever single quote in the game on here

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:57 PM
HAha! That is what you think!

Becky- Well, I'm going to go kill myself now.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:18 PM
Klia, Congrats on your 1000 post!! U get your 1000th post merit badge!!!

~Dramatic merit badge music~

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Yes, we are all very proud of her Hustlerness.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:26 PM
you, now Klia is in the league of the Lucasforum King Daddies!!(my mom luvs that commerical)!

Klia
10-15-2005, 01:47 PM
Klia, Congrats on your 1000 post!! U get your 1000th post merit badge!!!

~Dramatic merit badge music~

OMG!

Yes, we are all very proud of her Hustlerness.
OMG!

you, now Klia is in the league of the Lucasforum King Daddies!!(my mom luvs that commerical)!
OMG!

I am bursting with the happiness. The happiness has overtaken me.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 01:49 PM
Yes, me and my high post count welcome you to Atlantis.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:50 PM
yes, come live with us in the special suiet of 1000 and over posters.