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access_flux
08-10-2005, 04:34 AM
well.... this was an insane night.

went to the movies blah blah blah.


the nuts thing about it, was a couple days ago ben brought home a laser hair removal machine. thing on wheels, looks like some kind of support actor from a bad 60's sci fi show. anyway, we had an empty room, so i thought i would try riding around on it in the empty room. that was great fun. then later, i was talking to ben. he's like, man thats an expensive machine. little did we know, THATS A REALLY ****ING EXPENSIVE MACHINE.


List Price: US$64,750.00
Price: US$55,750.00
67,964.82 CAD 45,012.55 EUR 72,330.05 AUD


I WAS RODEOING ON 70 THOUSAND DOLLARS OF MACHINE.

HOLY ****.

i've decided to never touch anything that pops up in the house unexpectedly ever again.

matt--
08-10-2005, 04:38 AM
So, uh...what are you going to do with it?

access_flux
08-10-2005, 04:40 AM
hahaah my housemate is some super fixit guy for a fixit company. so he brought it home to fix it. it goes back soon.

Astrotoy7
08-10-2005, 05:13 AM
I can think of many uses for it....

*puts on Brazilian soccer shirt*

mtfbwya

CapNColostomy
08-10-2005, 02:48 PM
Ummm...Who the hell is "Ben"? You speak of him as if we've known him for years.

Darth Groovy
08-10-2005, 02:55 PM
Ummm...Who the hell is "Ben"? You speak of him as if we've known him for years.


Duh, you don't know who Ben is? Pffft.

Who the hell is ben?

I think I know who access_flux is...

ZBomber
08-10-2005, 03:05 PM
I am Ben. I went over his house all the way on the other side of the world just to ride arouind on a hair removal machine.

That's right, I legally changed my name to Ben 10 minutes ago.

Anthony
08-10-2005, 03:11 PM
Shoot it at pedestrians and watch them scream as all the hair on their heads vaporizes.


...But don't do that. Uh.

I dunno sell it somewhere?

CapNColostomy
08-10-2005, 03:14 PM
Duh, you don't know who Ben is? Pffft.


Oh wait! Are you saying I'm a loser if I don't know who ben is? Well in that case, me and ben go waaay back. Like, I've known ben since we were todlers. I've definately known ben much longer than any of you. Ah, good times with dear old ben.

ZBomber
08-10-2005, 03:17 PM
Did I mention I'm also the Silly Cookie?



Not to mention I was the original Walrus, damn you Beatles!

Anthony
08-10-2005, 03:25 PM
Remember my title? :OOO

*lawsuit*

El Sitherino
08-10-2005, 03:26 PM
Ummm...Who the hell is "Ben"? You speak of him as if we've known him for years.


Who the hell is ben?


http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/ben_kenobi.jpg

Ben Kenobi.

Mike Windu
08-10-2005, 04:19 PM
Boo. :p

Ben's like the coolest kid ever though. Once, we went watersliding without any water.

ZBomber
08-10-2005, 04:59 PM
Boo. :p

Ben's like the coolest kid ever though. Once, we went watersliding without any water.

WTF are you talking about? Ben (me) would NEVER do something without water, it is what makes the world turn!

Black Knight of Keno
08-10-2005, 05:03 PM
Going to the movies: US$10
Riding a laser hair removal machine drunk: US$55,750.00
Seeing your face after you found out the price: Priceless

It had to be done... It had to be done... >_>

ET Warrior
08-10-2005, 05:30 PM
What a delightful thread........
Everybody get their spam post in? Okay.


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