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Breton
08-12-2005, 12:47 PM
Buy a girlfriend here! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-a-Girlfriend-real-photos-letters-and-more_W0QQitemZ5604648204QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem)

Single and looking?

Look no more - now is your chance to buy a "girlfriend" right here on eBay.

The winning bidder will receive letters, real photos, underwear and more from their girl.

This isn't a joke - if you win, you'll receive a handwritten letter monthly from your sweetheart, gifts, things of hers including her underwear, and you'll finally be able to show everyone your wonderful girl.

How much would you be willing to pay to know that you are guaranteed a great woman?

Your girlfriend will keep in touch for a year - after that you can "renew" her subscription.

Happy bidding!!


Well, what are ye waiting for? Finally, we can get ourselves a real, living GirlfriendTM! And no need to throw away money on chocolate, flowers and resturant bills!

Tyrion
08-12-2005, 12:55 PM
I've got...eh...two girlfriends...who could write letters to me...if I wanted them to...but they can do other....better....things...you know...

:dozey:

LightNinja
08-12-2005, 12:55 PM
omg..this is...uh..

Alegis
08-12-2005, 01:00 PM
I was looking at some comments on his past auctions

Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today.

Wtf ?

Pie™
08-12-2005, 01:47 PM
Well... Uh... Where do I sign?

Hermie
08-12-2005, 02:27 PM
This is your chance Sitheh! At least it's the closest you'll ever get...

El Sitherino
08-12-2005, 02:37 PM
Seen it before.

2000(1?) there were like 30 of these kinds of things. I think there was even a Law and Order: SVU episode based on the "internet phenomenon".

Dark Sad Shadow
08-12-2005, 02:40 PM
you kidding me right? jajajajajaj

jon_hill987
08-12-2005, 02:44 PM
hmmm, interesting.

you just get letters and gifts right?

I think I'll pass...

access_flux
08-12-2005, 03:15 PM
theres companies that actually do this ****. they even call you and stuff. its pretty full on.

Dark Sad Shadow
08-12-2005, 04:13 PM
you fugging kidding me....

Boba Rhett
08-12-2005, 04:13 PM
Oh man, I'm so nervous. I hope I don't get outbid.

El Sitherino
08-12-2005, 04:18 PM
Rhett, whatever happend to your mail-order Russian bride? They forget airholes again?

Darth Groovy
08-12-2005, 04:41 PM
I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me. ;)

Mex
08-12-2005, 06:08 PM
I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me. ;)

The result on both, Bids : 0

:xp:

TiE23
08-12-2005, 06:13 PM
Ehh... That guy is the one who is going to be sending that stuff. Get a pair of stained and "skid marked" whitey tighties in the mail. OH god!

:barf:

Writer
08-12-2005, 06:14 PM
I was looking at some comments on his past auctions

Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today.

Wtf ?


I don't know which is more disturbing... that one or "Nice pants! Thanks!"

Jed
08-12-2005, 06:32 PM
I take offense to the topic of this. We? Speak for yourself. :p


*stalks eBay auctions

Lorden Darkblade
08-12-2005, 06:40 PM
I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_>

Mex
08-12-2005, 07:33 PM
I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_>

*Not appropriate*

~LJ

Pie™
08-12-2005, 07:47 PM
*Not appropriate.*

~LJ

TiE23
08-12-2005, 08:44 PM
*Imagines in the future that pop ups shock you if you dont click on their link*

Owie >__>

Writer
08-13-2005, 12:18 AM
Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie!

Tyrion
08-13-2005, 12:50 AM
Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie!

I wonder if they could send you a strong enough shock to kill you.

Then you'd click on the stupid ads.

Writer
08-13-2005, 12:52 AM
no you wouldn't... you'd be dead :D

TiE23
08-13-2005, 02:27 AM
You'd be bacon, thats what you'd be. :D

Sabretooth
08-13-2005, 04:59 AM
If internet shall be so, I presume 56kers will either "Browse or die trying".