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Hermie
08-15-2005, 12:29 PM
oh those wacky asians... (http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fd20050522tc.htm#2)

Pie™
08-15-2005, 12:34 PM
This... this is great news... :o

ZBomber
08-15-2005, 12:50 PM
BOOBS!

I demand pics!

Pie™
08-15-2005, 12:59 PM
BOOBS!

I demand pics!
Pix (http://images.google.com/) :)

Tyrion
08-15-2005, 12:59 PM
I can buy myself to heaven, apparently. All I need is google maps, a passport, and chloroform. Best of all, considering my age it'll only be semi-illegal...

However, we still need pictures!

Edit- Pie, we'd be raided by the FBI if we searched for "Eleven Year old Japanese Breasts."

:p

Bob Lion54
08-15-2005, 01:02 PM
BOOBS!

I demand pics!

DUDE! Shes 11!

This is just disturbing...

Tyrion
08-15-2005, 01:03 PM
DUDE! Shes 11!

This is just disturbing...

You don't know Zed.

Pie™
08-15-2005, 01:04 PM
DUDE! Shes 11!

This is just disturbing...
She sure doesn't look 11... :/

Lynk Former
08-15-2005, 01:13 PM
oh her... yeah, hard to tell that she's 11... *shudders* think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

Tyrion
08-15-2005, 01:14 PM
oh her... yeah, hard to tell that she's 11... *shudders* think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

It's futile.

:(

Lynk Former
08-15-2005, 01:18 PM
It's funny in a way... she's like an anime chick... you know the kind i'm talkin about, the ones with unusually large breasts that shouldn't be.

Pie™
08-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Well hey, if it prevents a conflict, and has large breasts, I'm all for it.

Lynk Former
08-15-2005, 01:25 PM
From what I hear the Japanese also need to smooth things out with the Koreans as well... maybe some more boobage will do it.

Pie™
08-15-2005, 01:25 PM
From what I hear the Japanese also need to smooth things out with the Koreans as well... maybe some more boobage will do it.
Who needs nuclear weapons when we can simply use big boobs?
I think the Cold War could have been a lot more exciting if only both sides were sporting large boobs.

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 01:38 PM
Saaya Irie, an 11-year-old Japanese girl, may not be that miracle, but she has clearly played a part in pacifying a certain segment of China's population, according to Shukan Bunshun.

If anything about Saaya is miraculous, it's her body -- she wears an F-cup bra, though she has yet to reach her teens. So when a photo of her in a bikini was posted on a Chinese Internet forum called "100," she immediately caused a sensation.

OMGWTFHAX!

*Edit*

Oh yeah, I remember this chick. There was a flood of her pictures over at 4chan.

Lynk Former
08-15-2005, 01:41 PM
@ sithy: not to mention the photoshopped version...

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 01:42 PM
@ sithy: not to mention the photoshopped version...
With the tentacles all La Blue Girl style?

Yeah, that one freaked me out for days.

ZBomber
08-15-2005, 01:53 PM
You don't know Zed.

^ What he said.

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 01:57 PM
And just so you all know, an F-Cup in Japan is like a D-Cup here in the west.

Lady Jedi
08-15-2005, 02:20 PM
Then she's not that big. I mean perhaps she'll grow into them? Certainly a D cup is rather large for an 11 year old, but not too uncommon for adults. It must be rough finding a bra that fits though...

Anyway, this is just weird...and disturbing. *shudders*

Tyrion
08-15-2005, 02:25 PM
Then she's not that big. I mean perhaps she'll grow into them? Certainly a D cup is rather large for an 11 year old, but not too uncommon for adults. It must be rough finding a bra that fits though...

Anyway, this is just weird...and disturbing. *shudders*

You haven't see the pictures yet, have you?

Lorden Darkblade
08-15-2005, 02:31 PM
>_> <_<
Good news I guess. I'll restrain myself from going after pics tho I'm very curious about it :p

IG-64
08-15-2005, 02:46 PM
Well... that's... good news.. I guess.. >_>

Alegis
08-15-2005, 04:14 PM
>_> <_<
Good news I guess. I'll restrain myself from going after pics tho I'm very curious about it :p
You're a geek. I bet you got her as wallpaper right now

Yeah she definitely doesn't look 11. Go Japan!

ZBomber
08-15-2005, 04:15 PM
She is hawt! <3

I KNOW I'M going to get a wallpaper of her. :p

Prime
08-15-2005, 04:17 PM
Boobs. Is there anything they can't do?

ZBomber
08-15-2005, 04:24 PM
Well, I have yet to see talking boobs....


But I will gladly accept videos of this!

Mike Windu
08-15-2005, 04:36 PM
Bewbs for the win.

Lorden Darkblade
08-15-2005, 05:16 PM
You're a geek. I bet you got her as wallpaper right now

Yeah she definitely doesn't look 11. Go Japan!

>_> <_<
No need for it.
I already have a 16 years old Girlfriend ;) :thumbsup:

Darth Groovy
08-15-2005, 05:17 PM
I predict this thread will have over 50,000 views by the end of the week. :o

IG-64
08-15-2005, 05:18 PM
Well, I have yet to see talking boobs....


But I will gladly accept videos of this!


Easy, just grab each of your abnormally large manboobs, squeeze them together, and say things.

Seph
08-15-2005, 05:50 PM
Where were these girls when I was 10?

Prime
08-15-2005, 06:33 PM
I already have a 16 years old Girlfriend ;) :thumbsup:According to Sithy, so do I...

Tyrion
08-15-2005, 06:43 PM
Easy, just grab each of your abnormally large manboobs, squeeze them together, and say things.

And then send the video tape to IG.

:p

Lightsaberboy
08-15-2005, 06:46 PM
11?????

*looks at pics

11??????

Seph
08-15-2005, 06:49 PM
She looks a bit older don't she?

TiE23
08-15-2005, 07:31 PM
Its all fake! Go away! *cries*






I like to call them Ying and Yang. >_> <_< >_< <_>
This thread is teh weird!

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 07:32 PM
I am loving this thread and am contemplating stickying it, just for the fact that it's making all of us very pedophile-ish.

TiE23
08-15-2005, 07:37 PM
We're going to be right next to Nambla and Jacko on the "Don't let your kids here" list.

(>'_')>
<('_'<)
<('_')>
(>'_'<)
('_')

Mex
08-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Views = 1,137.

Giggity.

TiE23
08-15-2005, 07:46 PM
Expect more >_>
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=444751#post444751

:xp:

Writer
08-15-2005, 07:50 PM
... 11? Geez! :eek: (slaps self repeatedly for dirty thoughts)

Jed
08-15-2005, 07:50 PM
Views = 1,137.

Giggity.
And this, my friend, is very, very sad.

Seph
08-15-2005, 07:56 PM
I am loving this thread and am contemplating stickying it, just for the fact that it's making all of us very pedophile-ish.
She's actually kinda cute in that I wanna pinch her cheeks way. Kinda thought she was attractive.

ET Warrior
08-15-2005, 07:57 PM
No. It's not okay, because she is ELEVEN YEARS OLD.

She's barely more than half my age.


And she really does look 11, at most 13, despite what you people say to justify your impure thoughts.

Pie™
08-15-2005, 08:00 PM
No. It's not okay, because she is ELEVEN YEARS OLD.

She's barely more than half my age.


And she really does look 11, at most 13, despite what you people say to justify your impure thoughts.
Hey, as long as they stay thoughts, what can you do? :ang2:

ET Warrior
08-15-2005, 08:06 PM
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=444751#post444751

You do of course realize that by linking us to a forum that you've linked back to us, you've created an infinite loop of death and destruction? And for that I will be forced to destroy you?


Hey, as long as they stay thoughts, what can you do?I'm not condemning any of you, merely saying that you're only kidding yourself when you say she looks older :p

Pie™
08-15-2005, 08:10 PM
I'm not condemning any of you, merely saying that you're only kidding yourself when you say she looks older :p
My conciousness is squeaky clean. :halo2:

Seph
08-15-2005, 08:14 PM
Lol Just full of pure thoughts?

Writer
08-15-2005, 08:38 PM
I'm not condemning any of you, merely saying that you're only kidding yourself when you say she looks older :p



.... it's the boobs... the face looks 11-13, but the boobs.... (I should just shut up before I dig myself deeper into this hole I'm digging :p )

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 08:46 PM
She looks 18 to me, in a sense that 18-19 year old Japanese girls look 11-14. :p

Lynk Former
08-15-2005, 08:53 PM
I'm in agreement with Sithy, when I first saw her I thought she was 18. THEN I found out how old she really was.

CapNColostomy
08-15-2005, 08:58 PM
Looks like a kid to me.

lukeiamyourdad
08-15-2005, 08:58 PM
Asian people tend to age much more slowly then others. I'm 18 and people keep thinking I'm 14 or 15.
Nothing surprising in general.

TK-8252
08-15-2005, 09:01 PM
She's barely more than half my age.

Not mine. :)


Oh the joy in being young and innocent...

Writer
08-15-2005, 09:05 PM
Not mine. :)


Oh the joy in being young and innocent...


... not so innocent if you clicked on this link without thinking "eew, gross...."

TK-8252
08-15-2005, 09:06 PM
... not so innocent if you clicked on this link without thinking "eew, gross...."

Boobs =/= gross

El Sitherino
08-15-2005, 09:08 PM
Boobs =/= gross
Quote for ****win.

Mike Windu
08-15-2005, 09:08 PM
Boobs equal not equal gross?

She definitely looks like a kid to me. Japanese men must be all over her.

wassup
08-15-2005, 09:36 PM
OK OK...you've all satisfied your inner Jackos. Can we please move on now and leave the poor girl alone?

lukeiamyourdad
08-15-2005, 09:39 PM
Well, she's the one who accepted to do a bikini photoshoot. I don't think someone would assume that nobody would like to see those shots.

Or maybe her parents are overly exploiting her.

ZBomber
08-15-2005, 09:58 PM
Or maybe her parents are overly exploiting her.

God bless them.

TiE23
08-15-2005, 10:44 PM
We're starting to freak eachother out, aren't we? >_>
Check out my thread at Gmod forums for more stuff. They're basically yelling at eachother for being pedophiles over there.

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=45416&page=3
>_> 68 posts now.

jokemaster
08-15-2005, 11:33 PM
Since I'm 15 Is it okay for me to find her attractive?
In 10 years it will......

Dark Sad Shadow
08-15-2005, 11:35 PM
long live the mighty boobs :D

TiE23
08-15-2005, 11:44 PM
In 10 years it will......
Don't girls have to be 18 to get knocked up? Or am I speaking outa my ass? (smells good)

Seph
08-15-2005, 11:45 PM
... not so innocent if you clicked on this link without thinking "eew, gross...."
One out of 2 isn't bad.

TK-8252
08-15-2005, 11:47 PM
Err if both... umm... participants are under eighteen it's legal.

Right?

*Looks at the resident sex experts coughIScough* >_>

Lady Jedi
08-15-2005, 11:47 PM
Don't girls have to be 18 to get knocked up? Or am I speaking outa my ass? (smells good)

:eyeraise:


You can't be serious. Oh my god! You are? Oh noes.

In answer: girls can get pregnant pretty damn young. And if you're asking when it's legal: If the girl is a minor and the..erm...partner is a legal adult there could be some problems. ;)

El Sitherino
08-16-2005, 01:16 AM
Can we please move on now and leave the poor girl alone?
Considering she's a model and is legally responsible for her career, it's not like she's completely innocent in the situation.

In 10 years it will......
2 years. 13 is the age of consent in Japan.

Don't girls have to be 18 to get knocked up? Or am I speaking outa my ass? (smells good)
No, girls can be 12 and get "knocked up". The question for most people however is, "Is this moral". The answer is, "It depends on your morals".

Err if both... umm... participants are under eighteen it's legal.

Right?

*Looks at the resident sex experts coughIScough* >_>
As long as they both consent and the parents of the girl don't wish to press charges it's all legal.

Darth Groovy
08-16-2005, 02:40 AM
Sorry, but this thread is being closed. It has long since expunged it's original purpose. Closed....