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Astrotoy7
08-25-2005, 06:32 AM
OK. Firstly, I have to give credit to Pieski for putting me onto these. They have caused me too laugh my damn a$$ off so much that Ive decided to share them with my fellow swampers.

I'd also like to stress that this ISNT an opportunity to start a 'My music is better than your music/Your music sux' flamebeaux. Offenders Im sure will be swiftly dealt with by relevant staff..

All this is for is to comment and giggle at these pics. If you have any silly musician pics yourself, feel free to post them. My personal faves are the bald guy from Dimmu Borgir, and teh 'Black Metal Gimp' from Vulture Lord....

I am more a death metal fan, but I like some black metal. I think its the poses with armour/weapons etc that freak me out more than the makeup.

*yoinked*

WARNING: The 'Other' Top 10 features a small, but telling "wardrobe malfunction" near the groin area. I dont think its innapropriate but mods feel free to remove link at your discretion.

*link removed*

Aye, inappropriate, indeed ;)

-Rp


mtfbwya

Sabretooth
08-25-2005, 07:00 AM
This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?

Hermie
08-25-2005, 07:14 AM
Yeah, Pie showed me this too. ^.^

This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?
They like how it looks.

Pie™
08-25-2005, 08:11 AM
This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?
It's part of the theatrics.

But anyone who's seen the Call Of The Wintermoon video know that Immortal have loads of self-irony. Not all black-metallers try to be über-nekro-grim all the time. Some people might remember my KRIEG pictures a while back. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/kochen_ist_krieg.jpg

Astrotoy7
08-25-2005, 08:13 AM
yeah, those KRIEG pics were awesome, can you linky them Pieski ?? my fave:

PING-PONG IST KRIEG !!! :p

mtfbwya

Pie™
08-25-2005, 08:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/gartenarbeit_ist_krieg_3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/gartenarbeit_ist_krieg2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/gartenarbeit.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/fussball.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/duschen_ist_krieg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/bastketball_ist_krieg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/pinpong.jpg

Astrotoy7
08-25-2005, 08:20 AM
hehe....awseome :D

*saves*

mtfbwya

ChAiNz.2da
08-25-2005, 08:34 AM
:lol: hilarious!

Looks like they spend more $$$ at Home Depot® than at their local music store :xp:
---------------

"I need (4) 2x4's, a box of 6 inch nails, some wood glue, some...."

clerk: "You guys building a dog house?"

"Nah.. we've got a gig tonight!.. Rock On!" :urpdude:

El Sitherino
08-25-2005, 09:20 AM
This shows just about how abnormal and meaningless Black Metal rockers are. I mean, I don't care about the music, but if Rockers go about wearing bondage straps, bears impaled on wrist-bands, unhealthy shinguards and a variety of painful weapons, what are they trying to prove? That they are uber-powerful and own God?
I think it all kinda of goes back to the culture that pretty much invented the genre. I suspect you also find afro-cuban singers to be silly for having fruit on a hat?

Plus as a wise man once said, "Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons".

acdcfanbill
08-25-2005, 11:33 AM
http://www.acdcfanbill.com/images/immortal_soul.JPG

BongoBob
08-25-2005, 08:45 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm3.jpg

WWE TAG TEAM IST KRIEG!

ZBomber
08-25-2005, 09:55 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm8.jpg

^ Favorite + description

OH NOEZ A BUS!

TiE23
08-26-2005, 07:08 AM
This: http://www.victorialodging.com/hightea/images/tea-party.jpg
plus this: http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm3.jpg

Equals:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/tea_ist_krieg2.jpg
Tee ist Krieg!
Ich trinke Tee! RAWR!

[Edit] Krieg now (good thing I saved the .PSD), but I still like "Tee"
:D

Astrotoy7
08-26-2005, 07:35 AM
hehe....nice work TiE ! :)

mtfbwya

Pie™
08-26-2005, 09:48 AM
Nice manip, but it's spelled "krieg". :p

ZBomber
08-26-2005, 02:05 PM
Isn't it also "tea"? :p

Pie™
08-26-2005, 02:09 PM
I think he wanted it to seem german. :p

Bad TiE! Bad! :mad:

Hermie
08-26-2005, 03:08 PM
Actually, tea is 'tee' in german...

Vikinor
08-26-2005, 03:09 PM
Hmmmm. Seems kinda French to me.

TiE23
08-26-2005, 04:35 PM
"RAWRRRR!!" to you too, Pie.

:spin:

coupes.
08-26-2005, 04:41 PM
Hmmmm. Seems kinda French to me.
Tea in French is spelled "thé".

TiE23
08-27-2005, 03:06 AM
Tea in French is spelled "thé".
Now that sounds english.... Hmmm.
So funny how online translators can make us seem so smart and multi-cultural. :p

Darth Groovy
08-27-2005, 09:46 AM
As funny as this link is, it is both old, and due to the constant foul language of the page author, i'm afraid it is not appropriet for this forum. Pie's pics are funnier.

Astrotoy7
08-27-2005, 10:55 AM
fair enough :) Although, as Pie has informed me, the pics he has posted are just fans playing up for the camera, they're not an actual BM band.

mtfbwya

TiE23
08-28-2005, 05:32 AM
As funny as this link is, it is both old, and due to the constant foul language of the page author, i'm afraid it is not appropriet for this forum. Pie's pics are funnier.
Awww, but moooommmmm!! ERR! O-kay... *sad face*

And shame on you Astrotoy7, now I know bad words and stuff that a 15 yearold boy should never see! Like ****, ****, a$$h*le, and fist****ing... Now I have to go and wash out my mouth with soap! :mad:



:xp:
I keed, I keed! : D

Pie™
08-28-2005, 09:22 AM
If you still want the link, and you're over 18 years of age, PM me about it. :p

Astrotoy7
08-28-2005, 09:46 AM
Yes, I severely apologise to the young members of this forum for exposing them to such degrading material.

mtfbwya

Darth Groovy
08-28-2005, 10:26 AM
You had to make jokes...

Sure, most of you have probably seen things by now that would make G.G. Allen bush, but that is besides the point. If we ADVERTISE this as being a PG-13 forum, we have to try to keep it that way. Just because a mod posted the thread, does not mean we just get to forget the rules. Nobody said you can't instant message this stuff to each other, you just can't post it here.