View Full Version : real life vs the internet

08-25-2005, 10:36 PM
So what is the difference? Find out here. (http://gprime.net/video.php/reallifevsinternet)

Mr Flibble
08-26-2005, 01:04 PM
I love Red vs Blue!
That video is hilarious. And true. Funny and true.

08-26-2005, 01:13 PM
What was that you said?

I was too busy masturbating.

Mr Flibble
08-26-2005, 01:46 PM
I was going to make that joke, but then I thought better of it.

You are wrong and dererve to die.

08-26-2005, 02:59 PM
Gimme your CD!


I don't see you giving me your CD!

08-27-2005, 03:33 AM
Pink: so big boy...
Red: you're not a REAL girl
Pink: What? Yes I am!
Red: a REAL girl?
Guy in background: Who's a girl?? I like girls!
Red: Shutup you
Pink: Yes. I really am a girl hee hee hee hee hee
Red: Send me a naked picture
Pink: ... OK!
Guy in background: I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She's got ENOURMOUS lips!!

Mr Flibble
08-27-2005, 11:27 AM
Send me naked pictures.
Do it now!

You aren't doing it!!

08-27-2005, 12:31 PM
I was going to make that joke, but then I thought better of it.I was going to make that joke and then I thought better of it too, but then I came back to this thread in a drunken stupour and thought better of it again, cancelling out the first better for it equalling a worse for it.

08-27-2005, 12:35 PM
*is confuzzled*

08-27-2005, 01:15 PM
Why? it makes perfect sense to me.

Maybe you should get raped...twice. Maybe then you'll feel different.

Yes, I do feel worse for it.

08-27-2005, 01:55 PM
*is even more confuzzled*

Mr Flibble
08-27-2005, 03:01 PM
I hate you, and I hate the band you like.

08-27-2005, 03:24 PM

*is also still confuzzled*

08-28-2005, 11:55 PM

*is also still confuzzled*

Click on the link and watch the video.

08-29-2005, 07:31 AM
...I have "seen" the video... Its audio stream is broken, I can't play it with MPlayer, xine and vlc...

08-29-2005, 07:44 AM
Get your poota fixed :(

Mr Flibble
08-29-2005, 07:44 AM
Its audio stream is not broken, you Sir, are broken.

08-29-2005, 09:38 AM
Leave him alone, you monsters!! He can't help it. He has... may god (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) have mercy... he has Linux... *sob* As if that wasn't bad enough already, now you heartless people make his life even worse!!

08-29-2005, 10:57 AM
The audio stream is broken, or at least not standard conform... That's (http://drmccoy.xtrem3.de/zeugs/audiodump.wav) what it sounds like on my end... Also, there are quite alot "lavc_audio: error" lines in the debug output of MPlayer...

Mr Flibble
08-29-2005, 11:20 AM
You're on Linux.
You thought you were safe.

Mr Gates is still hurting you, even over there on your Linux rig.

The ironing is delicious.

08-29-2005, 11:31 AM
"5. Something, such as a practice or a product, that is widely recognized or employed, especially because of its excellence."
--dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=standard)

It's not necessarily what some people decided, but what the masses do.

08-29-2005, 12:15 PM
From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (19 Sep 2003) [foldoc]:


<standard> Standards are necessary for interworking,
portability, and reusability. They may be de facto
standards for various communities, or officially recognised
national or international standards.

Andrew Tanenbaum, in his Computer Networks book, once said,
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of
them to choose from", a reference to the fact that competing
standards become a source of confusion, division,
obsolescence, and duplication of effort instead of an
enhancement to the usefulness of products.

Some bodies concerned in one way or another with computing
standards are IAB (RFC and STD), ISO, ANSI, DoD,

(Emphasis mine)

08-29-2005, 01:07 PM
Kj°len is on Windows. Audio stream broken.
Kj°len loves Halo. Kj°len therefore angry. Kj°len smash!

08-29-2005, 02:11 PM
Get your poota fixed :(

that made me laugh.
poota is slang for vagina in hebrew.

08-29-2005, 02:13 PM
The ironing is delicious.You meant irony, right? :P

I'd say that was a Freudian slip, but I don't know what that would actually mean...

08-29-2005, 02:52 PM
ironing is delicious...That actually made me smile a little...And i try to avoid smiling, it makes me look like an idiot.

08-29-2005, 08:37 PM
Am I the only person here that hates Red vs Blue?

08-29-2005, 09:17 PM

08-30-2005, 12:04 AM
that made me laugh.
poota is slang for vagina in hebrew.

Hehehe I love hearing/reading about different slangs in different cultures. It makes me giggle. Isn't Puni (sp?) slang for vagina in India or somewhere? My fave is muff... it makes me think of a car muffler for some bizarre reason.

08-30-2005, 07:35 AM
Don't forget beaver!

Haha. Reminds me of those beavers in Narnia.

Mr Flibble
08-30-2005, 07:54 AM
You meant irony, right? :P

I was using humour! Huzzah! I are teh witty!

Don't forget earmuffs.
Sounds like such an innocent phrase when you're a child...

08-30-2005, 08:18 AM
My fave is muff...

...Ah, now the term "muff diver" makes sense to me...

08-30-2005, 09:27 AM
...Ah, now the term "muff diver" makes sense to me...

That's right.

Although I do like referring to it as the furry cup or rug muncher.

08-30-2005, 02:14 PM
Thats sooo funny (and true) and the audio stream is broken..... sounds all wierd and the voices are quiet. But then my sound card is crap. could someone send me a new one?


youve not sent it yet!


08-30-2005, 02:21 PM
Pink Taco Stand! or something like that.

Thank you Van Wilder.

09-13-2005, 07:05 PM
This thing, Natty, has become my tome.

Ray Jones
09-14-2005, 04:27 AM
I can't stand so much hair as in 'furry' or 'rug'. And when I now think about a 'foot muff', it seems like a near death experience to me.

Thanks guys, for the informative nature of this thread.

10-07-2005, 08:22 AM
This thing, Natty, has become my tome.