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Purple Squid
09-01-2005, 05:21 PM
The man who gives Raz the True Psychic Tales or whatever? Why? I've started thinking about it and I can't come to a conclusion... do you think it might be specified later in the future of man?

Smon
09-01-2005, 07:21 PM
Hey... that bugged me too! As near as I can tell it was Oleander recruiting children for his diabolical plan.

Agent-Sarah
09-01-2005, 08:04 PM
Which guy are we talking about?

Purple Squid
09-01-2005, 08:28 PM
He was tall and thin. Oh, you know, the guy who gives Raz the comic in his first memory vault.

Prosky
09-01-2005, 08:40 PM
i'll tell you what...I asked Tim at the release party and he was sealed like a vault. No answer as far as i know.

Purple Squid
09-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Dang. Must be important, uber secret, OR HE DOESN'T KNOW. Perhaps it was SO mysterious it eluded even him. ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh.

TyraaRane
09-02-2005, 12:42 AM
i'll tell you what...I asked Tim at the release party and he was sealed like a vault. No answer as far as i know.

Hmm. Very suspicious.

You know, I wondered about this myself a while ago. And I think I can say with 97% certainty that that isn't Oleander. The shape of the head is right, but the moustache is slightly off (Oleander's has a single, loose curl at the end, the Shadowy Figure's has a much tighter curl to it. And yes, I did think about this way too much, thanks.), and the figure's just much too tall to be Oleander. Unless he was wearing stilts, for some inexplicable reason.

I've got a theory that it's a Galochio or one of the "many enemies" Raz's father mentioned...someone who has a vested interest in Raz becoming a Psychonaut for some reason (presumably because that would work in their favor, although I have no idea how). Either way, I don't think it's Oleander, whoever it is.

Agent-Sarah
09-02-2005, 01:12 AM
You come up with great theories, TyraaRane.

Purple Squid
09-02-2005, 04:03 PM
Hmm. Very suspicious.

You know, I wondered about this myself a while ago. And I think I can say with 97% certainty that that isn't Oleander. The shape of the head is right, but the moustache is slightly off (Oleander's has a single, loose curl at the end, the Shadowy Figure's has a much tighter curl to it. And yes, I did think about this way too much, thanks.), and the figure's just much too tall to be Oleander. Unless he was wearing stilts, for some inexplicable reason.

I've got a theory that it's a Galochio or one of the "many enemies" Raz's father mentioned...someone who has a vested interest in Raz becoming a Psychonaut for some reason (presumably because that would work in their favor, although I have no idea how). Either way, I don't think it's Oleander, whoever it is.

Unless they pull another Jasper. Oh jeez, I hope they don't pull another Jasper. I HAVE thought of the Gelachio theory--it makes more sense, I guess. Somehow.

Joshi
09-02-2005, 04:28 PM
Jasper was kinda annoying until you realise, this is all inside someones head, pretty much anything can happen.

As for the guy who give Raz the thing, I don't think he's hugely important, but if they did a sequel, they may build on him a bit more.

Purple Squid
09-02-2005, 04:31 PM
Sure its important-- that's why Raz ran away! I'd like to see it built on--if not, there's always fanfiction. =D

Joshi
09-02-2005, 04:49 PM
No, I meant I doubt Schafer had any other purpose for him than to simply be the guy who gave Raz the comic, but if there was a sequel, Tim may build on him.

Purple Squid
09-02-2005, 06:11 PM
I agree with you, there. He could've just been some creepy comic-giving maniac.

Dipstikk
09-02-2005, 09:30 PM
It could be some wandering psychic who took notice of Raz's powers.

Murray the Chao
09-03-2005, 06:21 PM
I'm pretty sure it IS Morceau Oleander judging by the mustache(see the brochure Raz is looking at)

Purple Squid
09-03-2005, 09:38 PM
Still-- Oleander didn't know anything about Raz during the first cutscene. He was generally shocked by Raz's mental defense. And we all know Oleander can't act.

ElusiveSpoon
09-04-2005, 12:58 PM
Perhaps another piece to the Galochio theory. Did any one else notice the Galacios poster in the meat circus? The similarity in names seems a bit suspect, especially since they are using a crystal ball, something typically associated with gypsies and psychics. It's hard to tell in the poster, but in the figment (the first one in the figment viewer) it looks like the central guy has a mustache. Though the poster has them marked as dead.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/galacios.png
Also, I'm pretty certain the Aquato's are Raz's family.

Oh, and don't forget this random mustached guy
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/mc_tunnel_gate3.png

Banjewhype
09-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Who the heck is that random mustached guy? Is he in some hidden art in the game?

Purple Squid
09-04-2005, 02:33 PM
Perhaps another piece to the Galochio theory. Did any one else notice the Galacios poster in the meat circus? The similarity in names seems a bit suspect, especially since they are using a crystal ball, something typically associated with gypsies and psychics. It's hard to tell in the poster, but in the figment (the first one in the figment viewer) it looks like the central guy has a mustache. Though the poster has them marked as dead.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/galacios.png
Also, I'm pretty certain the Aquato's are Raz's family.

Oh, and don't forget this random mustached guy
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/mc_tunnel_gate3.png
Weirdness... needs investigation. And Aquatos? That would be ironic!

Smon
09-04-2005, 07:03 PM
My theory is Raz's family's favorite power pre-curse was Hydrokinesis. Offering a bit of irony, also some Galochios are no doubt still alive, out to crush Raz's family and circus reputation.

Joshi
09-04-2005, 07:17 PM
Or some other waterbased psychic power that will undoubtedly become unearthed in a later episode of Raz's story. Like the ability to breath underwater...or hold his breath for ten minutes.

That would be awsome.

Murray the Chao
09-04-2005, 07:38 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/MithosYggdrasil/Aquatos.jpg
Raz's full name is undoubtedly Razputin Aquato. That's his dad in the bottom right.

Smon
09-04-2005, 10:05 PM
I see it! Nice work on unearthing that one!

Purple Squid
09-04-2005, 10:19 PM
Holy crap! No denying it this time. That is so Raz's dad. Though he still needs a first name...

Smon
09-04-2005, 10:22 PM
I call him Dmitri... it just seems to fit in my mind that a man named Dmitri would have a child named Razputin...

Purple Squid
09-04-2005, 10:24 PM
I like that name. I've always wasnted to name something that. Or Sparrow. But that's never happening.

ElusiveSpoon
09-05-2005, 08:01 AM
I'm pretty sure that is Raz on the far left of that poster. Notice the large, goggle like eyes.

Agent-Sarah
09-05-2005, 12:47 PM
I can see him. He's on the upper far left.

Purple Squid
09-05-2005, 01:36 PM
I think that's him... very hard to see it, for me. But I do see the goggles. Or... something... goggle-esque.

Smon
09-05-2005, 03:17 PM
Isn't it odd that one says DEAD and one ALIVE? Is it a sort of wishful thing? Afterall these are poster representations of Raz' family and enemy family, it is possible they are still alive but he was told they were dead just se he wouldn't have to worry... also on the subject of HydroKinesis, if a PsychoNauts 2 was made it HAS to be put in. Why? A temp tattoo told me! It's directions say:

1)Summon Moisture from air or tongue and apply to forehead.

Purple Squid
09-05-2005, 03:58 PM
Isn't it odd that one says DEAD and one ALIVE? Is it a sort of wishful thing? Afterall these are poster representations of Raz' family and enemy family, it is possible they are still alive but he was told they were dead just se he wouldn't have to worry... also on the subject of HydroKinesis, if a PsychoNauts 2 was made it HAS to be put in. Why? A temp tattoo told me! It's directions say:

1)Summon Moisture from air or tongue and apply to forehead.

But it all depends on what kind of tattoo it is! If it was a dragon, or some cartoon type looking thing, then ITMUSTBEDESTINY.

Smon
09-07-2005, 06:49 PM
It was a tattoo of a PsychoPortal, it came with my psychonauts cards.

Purple Squid
09-07-2005, 07:16 PM
I wish I had one. Well, anyway, that's the right tattoo. Destiny.

Smon
09-07-2005, 08:43 PM
The full list of directions are:
1:Summon moisture from air or tongue and apply to forehead.
2:Levitate tattoo and press onto forehead for approximately one minute
3:Telekinetically remove plastic from tattoo
4:Use pyrokinesis to set anyone on fire that makes fun of you for wearing a Psycho-Portal tattoo on your forehead*

*okay, don't REALLY do this but give them a nasty look or something...

It actually said that...

Rubacava
09-08-2005, 03:53 AM
I didnt get a Psychoportal with my cards!! Lucky!!

Smon
09-08-2005, 07:13 AM
Maybe it was a bit of generosity from the person who sent them to me, I got em in an eBay auction.

Purple Squid
09-08-2005, 12:30 PM
Wow. You are lucky,

Smon
09-08-2005, 05:33 PM
Lucky Action GO! *explodes*

Purple Squid
09-08-2005, 05:44 PM
Go Go Gadget Lucky?

Purple Squid
09-08-2005, 05:46 PM
Eh? EHHH?

Smon
09-08-2005, 08:39 PM
It doesn't work that way! GOGO Gadget LUCK! *like 50 luck charms pop out of Smon*

Gruducuuz
09-08-2005, 08:42 PM
It looks like our curly moustached mystery man could be the owner of the world smallest pony.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png

Smon
09-08-2005, 08:44 PM
It looks like our curly moustached mystery man could be the owner of the world smallest pony.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png
That sentence made me laugh my ass off. "Curly mustache mystery man owns world's Smallest Pony." Like something you'd read off of National Inquirer.

Purple Squid
09-09-2005, 06:20 AM
Eh... the moustachioed man looked more sinister. If anything, that guy looks more...

"LOL. Pony!"

Agent-Sarah
09-09-2005, 02:33 PM
That sentence made me laugh my ass off. "Curly mustache mystery man owns world's Smallest Pony." Like something you'd read off of National Inquirer.
I was thinking the same thing, too.

Purple Squid
09-11-2005, 09:15 PM
Curly mustache man EATS world's smallest pony.

Agent-Sarah
09-11-2005, 09:28 PM
Mmmmm...pony.

Smon
09-11-2005, 10:52 PM
>:$] : pony: [

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 06:15 AM
I'm making sideways sad faces at you both.

D:

Smon
09-12-2005, 07:47 PM
UHOH! THE CURLY MUSTACHIOED MYSTERY HAS HAD A TASTE FOR BLOOD! He's come for the rest of u-*chomp*
>:$)

Purple Squid
09-12-2005, 08:56 PM
I don't have blood. I run on happy faces. And sand, like that guy from that movie.

Agent-Sarah
09-12-2005, 10:30 PM
I run on Pepsi.

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-13-2005, 08:34 AM
"Pepsiii maaan!!"

The Tingler
09-13-2005, 11:34 AM
Maybe it was just Ford Cruller.

EDIT: Nah. It's either Oleander on stilts (in disguise), or just some creepy Psychonaut recruiter.

Purple Squid
09-13-2005, 03:26 PM
Creepy Psychonauts recruiter, definately. Guess it either wasn't important to who e is, or its secret. Or both.

Smon
09-13-2005, 06:29 PM
Maybe it was Truman Zanatto?

Purple Squid
09-13-2005, 06:39 PM
Hmmm. I wish they didn't leave us in the dark on this topic.

And I half wish I'd never brought it up. =D

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 05:26 PM
My theory is Raz's family's favorite power pre-curse was Hydrokinesis. Offering a bit of irony, also some Galochios are no doubt still alive, out to crush Raz's family and circus reputation.
So, if the Galchios were dead, then would the curse be broken? Or is it one of those "Your family will be cursed FOREVER" type Holes deals?

I, for one, would like to be able to get Raz in the water. Having the Hands of Blablabla grab you and make 'weekWEEK!' noises over and over again got to me pretty quick...

Me- ARROWHEAD?! WHERE? *frantically runs into shallow water*
Hands- WEEKWEEK!
Me- OHSHIZNIT! MY HEART!

It didn't help that I was playing at night and I had just gotten out of Milla's nightmare room.

DarthAve
09-30-2005, 05:34 PM
hee, hee. thet last post was funny. Coca Cola just came out of me nose a little. What is it was like a life-altering vision That made him realize he had to leave?? ~Twilight Zone Theme~

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 05:38 PM
Watchoo' talking bout', Willis?

DarthAve
09-30-2005, 05:40 PM
Wow, I got confused reading it too, and I wrote it.

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 05:42 PM
Lets work this out, then! Which post was funny? :0

TyraaRane
09-30-2005, 06:30 PM
Me- ARROWHEAD?! WHERE? *frantically runs into shallow water*
Hands- WEEKWEEK!
Me- OHSHIZNIT! MY HEART!

*snerk* Gee, that sounds familiar--stupid hands did the same thing to me. Only I had the misfortune of having a cat curled up asleep next to me while I was playing, so mine ended a bit more like this:

Cat: GAAAAAAAACK! *flails around a bit, gets overexcited, barfs on the bed*
Me: ...*headdesk*

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 06:35 PM
Hee. I had a little brother. He's good at comforting me.

Me- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Him- Hm?
Me- WWWWAAAH?
Him- Shut up, st00pid.
Me- :3 You suck.
Him- OHSNAPIZZLE! HANDS!

Love/hate. Mostly hate. But some love. :0

Agent-Sarah
09-30-2005, 08:40 PM
*snerk* Gee, that sounds familiar--stupid hands did the same thing to me. Only I had the misfortune of having a cat curled up asleep next to me while I was playing, so mine ended a bit more like this:

Cat: GAAAAAAAACK! *flails around a bit, gets overexcited, barfs on the bed*
Me: ...*headdesk*
That poor cat...and your bed.

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 08:50 PM
From what I can tell, Tyraa, your cat throws up a lot.

TyraaRane
09-30-2005, 10:02 PM
From what I can tell, Tyraa, your cat throws up a lot.

Not really...only in revenge, I think. Plus, I have another cat, so he doesn't have to work so hard on the whole throwing up business.

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 10:05 PM
Ah. It's a conspiracy.

OMFG IT'S MITTENS! He's getting his vengeance!

WAIT! THIS MOSQUITO HAS BEEN CHEWING ME ALL NIGHT! My arm is covered in bumplies...

Well, as far as I can tell Mittens is only after me. Don't worry.

Smon
09-30-2005, 10:09 PM
Ah. It's a conspiracy.

OMFG IT'S MITTENS! He's getting his vengeance!

WAIT! THIS MOSQUITO HAS BEEN CHEWING ME ALL NIGHT! My arm is covered in bumplies...

Well, as far as I can tell Mittens is only after me. Don't worry.

Maybe you're the main enemy in the PS2 hit Mr.Mosquito. BEWARE MR.MOSQUITO. HE WANTS YOUR BLOOD.

Purple Squid
09-30-2005, 10:12 PM
NOOOOOOO. I hates that game. It's like, soft-core pornish...

OR IS IT?

OMFG SNAKE EYES?!

SO, ANYWAY. THIS GUY WHO WAS PASSING OUT BROCHURES IS MOST DECIDEDLY A TRAVEL AGENT. CAPS LOCK?

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:33 PM
If you look at the last pic in the Raz's getaway vault, the truck driver dropping him off at the gates looks an aweful lot like out mysterious moustached man and tiny ponyy owner.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:37 PM
No. WAY. I saw him, I don't think that was him...

WAIT. If it's a highly classified government training facility, why are there trucks passing by so casually?

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:39 PM
hmmmmmm, veeeeery interesing.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:41 PM
And spooky. What kind of truck driver just stops and gives little ten year old boys lifts to secret psychic training camps?

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:43 PM
umm, Michael Jackson would, hee hee!!!

HappyCabbit
10-02-2005, 08:44 PM
Micheal Jackson pretending to be a truck driver?[/lameness]

EDIT: Aw snap, someone beat me to it.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:46 PM
sorry, Ow!! Just beat it HappyCabbit!!

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:50 PM
Micheal Jackson pretending to be a truck driver?[/lameness]

EDIT: Aw snap, someone beat me to it.
Aw, man. You guys are so predicatable. But...

Me- Raz, no! That ride is NOT worth what he's asking for!

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:53 PM
Truck driver- I'll give you a ride little boy, And you can ride shotgun with me and my girlfriends over here.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:55 PM
Truck driver- I'll give you a ride little boy, And you can ride shotgun with me and my girlfriends over here.
Woah, laugh out loud.

Raz- Really? Gee, mister! Thanks! So, uh... which seat is mine?
Truck Driver- You can sit on my lap. <3

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:59 PM
HA!!!

Raz- well, I'll see you when I'm a Psychonaut!!!
Truck Driver-don't lose my number sweetie!!

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:00 PM
Aww... Raz is so cute. And naive. :3

Truck Driver- Another sheep... to put in the barn...

EW.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:01 PM
umm,

Raz- What a magical truck driver.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:24 PM
umm,

Raz- What a magical truck driver.

...

...

That is... so... cute. :3

Truck Driver- You can sit between me and these pills... whoops!

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:29 PM
Raz- what is this wrapper from??? I see a lot of them.

TyraaRane
10-02-2005, 09:36 PM
...You people are making my brain hurt. *cries*

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:37 PM
Oh, we're sorry. but it's all Purple's fault.

Agent-Sarah
10-02-2005, 09:38 PM
That is so wrong, it's funny.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:41 PM
SO not my fault.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:42 PM
of coarse it it! I thought of somthing even mor sick and wrong than this, I can't post it though. I guess I'm too good at corrupting little baby's minds.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:42 PM
Raz- what is this wrapper from??? I see a lot of them.

omfg. That is...

Pretty witty. :3

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:45 PM
Woo Hoo, I have wit!!
~victory dance~

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:47 PM
Truck Driver- Hey, little boy... how's about a ride on the big wheeler?

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:48 PM
Ok, now it's just getting sick. too much innuendo!!

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 09:49 PM
Heheh.

i r inuendo savee!!!

I'm sorry. You're right, we should stop... and hope someone answers my questions...

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 09:50 PM
What questions???

DarkSilicon
10-06-2005, 09:06 PM
I feel obliged to finally post something because I'm always lurking around and never commenting on anything. I feel bad. So here I go.
So anyway! About the topic of these logs and what I speak of...I donít believe that this was ever mentioned at all in any of the other topics, so Iím going to discuss it now. Ignore me if Iím repeating old information, and beat me with sticks for mentioning this at all. K? Ok then! So, I was playing the excellent game Psychonauts for the second complete run through, and I was spending an obscene amount of time at the camp ( because well...I missed it later on ;__; ), and I happened to stumble upon these log monuments that were chairs at the reception area. They all had faces carved in them along with the personís name, and I figured that they were all famous Psychonauts that had once gone to Whispering Rock and so on and so forth. They actually had a log to a ďBob ZanattoĒ, which Iím assuming is a relative of Liliís (but it canít be her father because his name is Truman...so brother? Grandfather? Random uncle?) I dunno, see for yourself:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/DarkSilicon/zanatto.jpg
Oh, and as a note to these horrendous pictures: I play the PS2 version because my computers are much too old to handle the PC version, so I had to use a digital camera and then brighten them in Photoshop...hence why they look really crappy...
But anyway! Then I happened to stumble upon this chair/monument/log/thing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/DarkSilicon/mysterydude.jpg
At first I was like, ďAw, how sad, he has no name...Ē and I was like, ď. . .Holy crap he has no name!1oneĒ and after contemplating the issue a bit more, I noticed his mustache. Now, I might be completely crazy (or really desperate for some more fanfiction material), but look at that facial hair! Itís curly! And he looks tall...hm...Do you think that this may be the man who gave Raz the pamphlet? I dunno, thereís something about his calm/creepy look and lack of name thatís really giving me these weird...uh...vibes? xD;
Or maybe Iím just insane.
Who knows. <itís because of those figments! I never should have tried to collect them all...*twitches*>
...oh god, now that I look at it...it looks like Cruller! o___O; But why would he not have a name...*ponders*

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:08 PM
Yeah, I thought it looked like a younger Cruller when I looked at it for a while, but at first I thought it was Truman Zanotto. But yeah, I think it looks like Cruller.

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:09 PM
I... it is a young Cruller! [G-man]Silicon, I think you cracked our case wide open... ARREST FOR YOU.[/G-Man]

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:11 PM
We thought it was the Moustachioed world's smallest pony owner for a while, but that was just stupid...

And that guy on the log is definately Cruller.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:15 PM
wow, Ford was quite sexy back before he was old.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:16 PM
Eeew. Darth, stop it.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:20 PM
what he so is. You don't want to admit his past sexiness, do you?

TyraaRane
10-06-2005, 09:25 PM
Is it just me, or do you think everyone is sexy?

...And the "Cruller = sexy" thought makes me want to take a long shower. With bleach. Excuse me. *makes a mad dash for the bathrooms*

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:27 PM
I think most of the male characters in psychonauts are sexy. Last time I checked, I liked 54% of Psychonauts male characters.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:28 PM
Is it just me, or do you think everyone is sexy?

...And the "Cruller = sexy" thought makes me want to take a long shower. With bleach. Excuse me. *makes a mad dash for the bathrooms*

Me too. But in a different shower. And with Oppenheimer-juice. *dies*

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:28 PM
what he so is. You don't want to admit his past sexiness, do you?
I'd rather throw up. :D

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:30 PM
what he so is. You don't want to admit his past sexiness, do you?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/1013620.gif

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:31 PM
That sums it up quite nicely. Thank you, Smon. And Barfing Stewie.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:32 PM
My gosh, Jimmy was right. I AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:33 PM
No, not crazy. There's no such thing as crazy here. Just that everyone here is one of a kind.

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:34 PM
DO NOT WORRY. FOR THOSE OF YOU TRAMUATIZED BY DARTH'S POST I HAVE THE REMEDY RIGHT HERE:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/censored.gif

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:34 PM
OH, GOD! BLESSED BE! THANK YOU, O KIND STRANGER!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:35 PM
Someone save me, I'm totally crazy!!!! ~starts to twitch eye~

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:39 PM
Someone save me, I'm totally crazy!!!! ~starts to twitch eye~
It's like, you WANT to be crazy or something.

lolz!!!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:40 PM
I don't, but I do. weird.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:41 PM
Wiggedy-wack. I get called crazy all the time on this board, and I don't think I am. :0

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:44 PM
I don't, but I do. weird.
I think you may have schitzophrenia but that's okay, I'm a kleptomaniac. *steals the thread*

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:46 PM
I have acute-paranoia, so we're all even. :3

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:50 PM
I'M NOT SCHITZOPHRENIC!!!!!I love all of you soo much SO GO AWAY CAUSE YOUR MEAN!!!I'm sorry I love all of you. I'M LYING, I'M LYING

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:50 PM
I'M NOT SCHITZOPHRENIC!!!!!I love all of you soo much SO GO AWAY CAUSE YOUR MEAN!!!I'm sorry I love all of you. I'M LYING, I'M LYING
What are you planning, govscum?

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:53 PM
What are you planning, govscum?
I don't think she's planning anything. *steals post*

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:53 PM
Oh save me from the crazy I've become!

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:58 PM
Oh save me from the crazy I've become!
*steals insanity*

I have stolen the unstealable... SUCK ON THAT, GRINCH!!!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 10:02 PM
Aww. Poor Grinch.

We certainly like expressing our mental problems here.

DarkSilicon
10-07-2005, 02:45 PM
I... it is a young Cruller! [G-man]Silicon, I think you cracked our case wide open... ARREST FOR YOU.[/G-Man]
Yay, I was arrested by the G-Men! My dreams are finally coming true.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 03:50 PM
Yay, I was arrested by the G-Men! My dreams are finally coming true.

Are the G-Men cheating on me? Nuuuu. *blasts you with a ray of COOL*

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 05:07 PM
I'm still pretty mental ya'll. People look at me funny still.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 05:09 PM
Ignore them. Or attempt to dumb yourself down so people don't do that... wear the same jacket everyday and say clever, Daily Show-esque things. Works for me.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 05:25 PM
I do that, but at my school(where everyone is either popular or a freak of nature) I get even weirder looks.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 05:28 PM
Then what am I doing to keep people from doing that...? Maybe they've been doing it all along.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 05:31 PM
they've been doing what? OMG, IT'S THE CONSPIRICY!!!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 05:32 PM
Maybe they've been giving me strange looks all along, and I didn't notice.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 01:01 AM
I have a problem too I kill people w/ my mind oh and I think it's a horrible conspiracy I mean come on nobody believes me and it's true and after I tell them I'm a PSYCHIC they look @ me all funny
Next: Purple do you have crazy people in your mind screamin' GO Insanity

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:02 AM
I have a problem too I kill people w/ my mind oh and I think it's a horrible conspiracy I mean come on nobody believes me and it's true and after I tell them I'm a PSYCHIC they look @ me all funny
Next: Purple do you have crazy people in your mind screamin' GO Insanity

Last time I checked, there weren't any.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:16 AM
there are some of those people in my mind! SAY MORE!!!

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:03 AM
Yeah I figured that but check again and see if there's a stick figure w/ bacon and is named Dib send him here he is my insanity and I love him too

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:15 AM
I am lost. Please find my train of thought and send it my way.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:16 AM
I am lost. Please find my train of thought and send it my way.

Maybe if mine and yours cross paths they can find their way back together.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:19 AM
Maybe if mine and yours cross paths they can find their way back together.
Aww... for some reason I just need to yell VOCABULOR right now. I need punctuation.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:23 AM
Kay that would be nice He has a sword and cosplay costume to protect GO DIB!!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:26 AM
Aww... for some reason I just need to yell VOCABULOR right now. I need punctuation.

Ah, yes. Vocabulor. I was one of the people who named him, you know.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:29 AM
Ah, yes. Vocabulor. I was one of the people who named him, you know.
Fitting. I feel it my obligation to follow in the correct annunciation of the written word. And stuff. Period. Comma. And semi;colon. All good.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:37 AM
I think we named a lot of people on that thread. I've always called Klia Psychoporn, though...

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:38 AM
Do I get a nickname? Or am I not cool enough for your name expendatures?

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:39 AM
Please check my thread dude I need it I check yours!

To purple squid

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:41 AM
Do I get a nickname? Or am I not cool enough for your name expendatures?

Sokolov, I find your name is completely fitting. But sometimes, in my head, I call you Dude. Sokolov is better.

And Ray, what are you talking about?

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:43 AM
My Fan characters in the other middle thing where me and you keep postin' beside here

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:43 AM
Sokolov, I find your name is completely fitting. But sometimes, in my head, I call you Dude. Sokolov is better.

And Ray, what are you talking about?
?PM. ;)

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:44 AM
Oh, you are all confusing me.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:46 AM
OOOH. I see.

Well, I'd post on your thread, but I don't have a fan character anymore.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:47 AM
Just write some random crap

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:49 AM
Um. I'd hate to get off topic on the first post.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:53 AM
just do it don't care or Psi-Bombs will fly

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:56 AM
Hmm.

OMFG. NONE of the links to my hard-worked-up-or-something ArtPad pictures work. Were they deleted?!

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:58 AM
Aw Crap thanx fo' tryin' and back on topic that's ironic that Raz's last name is Aquato

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 03:02 AM
Aw Crap thanx fo' tryin' and back on topic that's ironic that Raz's last name is Aquato

Well, we think it's Aquato, and we've got a lot of proof, but we aren't quite sure yet.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 03:09 AM
Oh I'll talk to Tim

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 03:11 AM
Oh I'll talk to Tim

Do you mean you'll e-mail him? Because he wont tell you. Tim is a very mysterious guy. Like a PHANTOM. Rawr.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 03:13 AM
I'll do it try personnally and your flunky is going to bed bye.

Klia
10-16-2005, 11:51 AM
I'll do it personnally and your flunky is going to bed bye.

I'm a flunky. Cool.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 11:53 AM
I'm a flunky. Cool.

No, you're more like a... an apprentice. Ray is my flunky because he wouldn't leave me alone about it. And I have to reply to everything, obviously.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 11:57 AM
No, you're more like a... an apprentice. Ray is my flunky because he wouldn't leave me alone about it. And I have to reply to everything, obviously.
*more stifled giggles*

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 11:57 AM
OH SHUP DUDE.

Like I said.

AIR. CONDITIONER.

Klia
10-16-2005, 12:27 PM
No, you're more like a... an apprentice. Ray is my flunky because he wouldn't leave me alone about it. And I have to reply to everything, obviously.
Now how was this dirty?

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:29 PM
Now how was this dirty?

Dirty? Nobody said it was dirty.

Sokolov giggled because we spent some quality time together last night, and we had an... eager new member.

Paranoidish
10-16-2005, 12:59 PM
Dirty? Nobody said it was dirty.

Sokolov giggled because we spent some quality time together last night, and we had an... eager new member.

Now that sounds dirty.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 01:23 PM
Oh shut up that does sound kinda dirty oh and I am officicially a flunky now.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:12 PM
Now that sounds dirty.

You know, it kind of does.

Ironic.

I've never talked 'dirty' about myself before. Hmm.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 02:25 PM
and I better not be the new eager member!
Cause I will through Psi-Bombs

Ray: Now that I'll do.
Me: O STFU and thrust them at anyone I tell you.
(Which could be everyone here.

Do I have an insane problem
Ray: Yeah you do

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 03:00 PM
Klia, I'll be your flunky until I die a horrible sad pudding-related death.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 03:12 PM
You could be the minion I'm flunky cause I wouldn't shut up.
Who'll Be my Minion, apprentice, or flunky?

I'll take anyone!

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 04:32 PM
I'll be your minon until I end up killing you to be Purple Squid's minon.

TyraaRane
10-16-2005, 04:35 PM
Y'know, I've always wanted minions. Who wants to be my minion?

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 04:38 PM
Yay I will keep Psi-Bombs at all times to protect or we will have screenshot duel O and you hear that Purple Squid I your flunky have your buddy as my minion

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 04:39 PM
SKREW YOU RAY!!
I'll be Tyraa's minon. You want some pudding Tyraa?

TyraaRane
10-16-2005, 05:49 PM
SKREW YOU RAY!!
I'll be Tyraa's minon. You want some pudding Tyraa?

Yay, minions!

And so long as that pudding doesn't cause my untimely demise in some way, uh, sure.

Klia
10-16-2005, 06:25 PM
I think that guy simply was doing a favor for Raz. He probably just doesn't hand out psychic brochures to people and he and Raz probably planned this thing prior to actually meeting.

Just my two cents.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 07:09 PM
Hooray! Everyone wants to be my minion.

Klia, don't make it less mysterious.

Klia
10-16-2005, 07:33 PM
Hooray! Everyone wants to be my minion.

Klia, don't make it less mysterious.

Oh but I will. I WAS THE GUY!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 07:36 PM
Wow. All this time me and Darth were making silly captions about the truck driver, and it was Klia all along.

My Klia Respect-O-Meter just dropped like 50%.

Klia
10-16-2005, 07:37 PM
Wow. All this time me and Darth were making silly captions about the truck driver, and it was Klia all along.

My Klia Respect-O-Meter just dropped like 50%.
SIG!

Really. There is nothing else to say about this but that.

I'm glad you think of me as a bus-driver.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 07:38 PM
SIG!

Really. There is nothing else to say about this but that.

I'm glad you think of me as a bus-driver.

Wow, I'm in your sig? I replaced Impatient Hungry G-Man?

I'm glad I think of you as a truck driver as well.

Ah. No. I am simply going along with IHGM for the ride.

Ray_the_psychic
10-16-2005, 07:42 PM
But my minion oh screw this I will blow you all up and I don't believe it was Klia it was Darth that's why she dropped me she thought I would find out.
But implosions will be made now

Ray: Yeah right you're to scared to.
Me: You're right I love everyone too much.

dart_psychic
10-19-2005, 09:35 PM
Perhaps another piece to the Galochio theory. Did any one else notice the Galacios poster in the meat circus? The similarity in names seems a bit suspect, especially since they are using a crystal ball, something typically associated with gypsies and psychics. It's hard to tell in the poster, but in the figment (the first one in the figment viewer) it looks like the central guy has a mustache. Though the poster has them marked as dead.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/galacios.png
Also, I'm pretty certain the Aquato's are Raz's family.

Oh, and don't forget this random mustached guy
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/elusivespoon/mc_tunnel_gate3.png Oh they won't

Ray_the_psychic
10-20-2005, 12:57 AM
They learned that when reading it on the 1st page.

DarthAve
10-20-2005, 03:40 PM
wow, ignoring.

Ray_the_psychic
10-20-2005, 04:01 PM
(cricket sound)