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El Virus
09-10-2005, 08:07 PM
The Quotations Game

I recently came across a very good idea for a game to be played inside any forum, specially on those dedicated to video games.
The idea is quite simple, just make a conversation using phrases from the game.

Now, the conversation has to be somehow coherent and only GF and/or any other LucasArts game quotes are allowed, however some words can be added or changed in order for them to work, also phrases might be repeated. Oh, and it does not necessarily have to be in chronologycal order.

I'm beginning with:

“Sorry for the wait, I am ready to take you now”

09-11-2005, 12:24 AM
"Like we would ever make it out of town alive...in one piece I mean."

09-11-2005, 01:28 AM
"Don't worry about me, I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!"

El Virus
09-11-2005, 07:38 AM
"That compass in the handle will sure come in handy too"

09-11-2005, 02:10 PM
"After all, Manuel Calavera is always on the winning team."

El Virus
09-11-2005, 04:15 PM
"You just keep up that spirit, and I'm sure you'll get out of here soon enough"

10-21-2005, 06:39 PM
"I wanna be a pirate!"

10-21-2005, 11:00 PM
"Aren't you a little short to be a pirate?" (not exactly sure about this one)

El Virus
10-23-2005, 12:19 PM
"Oh... so cynical... What happened to you that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"

10-23-2005, 05:15 PM
"Oh, sure. Walk to the Sun."

10-24-2005, 12:43 PM
"I can't go there. Don't ask me why."

11-01-2005, 11:36 AM
"Goodbye cruel adventure game..."

El Virus
11-01-2005, 07:42 PM
"The living still give me the creeps."

(Wait, is it just me, or the whole thing makes little sense...)

11-08-2005, 03:54 PM
"But I can't hit costumers anymore."

11-28-2005, 08:34 PM
"Acts of senseless violence and wonton destruction are my forte"

12-04-2005, 03:36 PM
"Oh that is so cliche!"

El Virus
12-05-2005, 06:07 PM
"That's what having a regular job will do to you"

12-06-2005, 05:35 AM
"Look, a three-headed monkey!"

El Virus
12-06-2005, 01:57 PM
"Man, this is gruesome! My editor better print these in color"

Nick Virago
07-20-2006, 05:44 PM
"I'm selling these leather jackets..."

07-20-2006, 06:01 PM
"Ah! Papapishou!"

07-21-2006, 02:19 AM
"I think that punk learned a valuable lesson today, Sam."

07-21-2006, 02:22 AM
"You guys changed the rugs."

07-21-2006, 02:32 AM
"Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!"

07-21-2006, 03:00 AM
"At least my hobbies don't involve thousands of dollars of hardware!"

07-21-2006, 03:02 AM
"Who do you think would win in a fight, Jesus, or The Incredible Hulk?"

07-21-2006, 03:40 AM
"Heh, I'll believe it when I see it."

07-21-2006, 04:11 AM
"We may not live to see yesterday... "

07-21-2006, 06:52 AM
"With you around, I'd rather be fumigated!"

07-21-2006, 07:25 AM
"You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now."

04-08-2007, 12:54 AM
"For some reason. I cant get myself to jump into the giant unclean kitty litter"

06-23-2009, 07:57 PM
"Ah, they're just cleaning it, but they're very thorough."

06-23-2009, 11:28 PM
"Some people think that washing one's vehicle will make it rain."

Ultimate Vader
06-24-2009, 12:37 AM
"I find your lack of faith is disturbing."

06-24-2009, 07:32 AM
"I thought you said this thing couldn't move!"

Ultimate Vader
06-24-2009, 07:39 AM
"Only in your mind, my very young apprentice"

06-24-2009, 10:51 AM
"That's not my real name actually. My agent told me my given name didn't have star quality."

Ultimate Vader
06-24-2009, 10:58 AM
"Goooood." :dev6:

06-24-2009, 11:07 AM
"Did you kill much when you were alive?" :¬:

Ultimate Vader
06-24-2009, 11:16 AM
"Yes, apprentice."
(taken from Vader with a little change)

06-24-2009, 11:39 AM
"Oh yes, now I remember. You're the smart one, aren't you?"

06-24-2009, 07:29 PM
"I'm here to enjoy Madame's outrageous orations."

Ultimate Vader
06-24-2009, 10:21 PM
"Jedi scum."
(easy dude, I'm not serious about this)

06-25-2009, 10:17 AM
"Just like with your selling. You've got a weak attack and no follow-through."