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TK-8252
09-20-2005, 08:12 PM
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Hah. Ask it stuff or just curse it off... you'll get some pretty funny responses. XD

Mike Windu
09-20-2005, 08:36 PM
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

MTV2
09-21-2005, 08:27 PM
Me:
can i have a googleplex dollars?
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
so...
God:
It's all good.
Me:
?
God:
It's all good.
Me:
WTF!????!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!!
God:
That was not very polite. Then please do not say " WTF!????!!!" anymore.
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
OK!
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i know!!!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
?
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i just do....?
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
from sex
God:
Who or what is sex?
Me:
???
God:
Who or what is sex?
Me:
*censored*
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
ya
God:
That's cool.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
OMFG WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
YA I THINK UR THE ONLY GOD!!!
God:
Dude! You believe that? I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Oh . You are such a flatterer.
Me:
wow....ur really dull
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Are you still located in ?
Me:
in what?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
GODDMANIT
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on IN?
Me:
GOD DMAN U !!!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I DONT GIVE A FU*K!!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I CARE ABOUT GETTING OUT OF HERE! BYE!
God:
You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ. TTYL, .
Me:
w/e
God:
I like the way you talk.




hmmmm, this is weird!!!

El Sitherino
09-21-2005, 09:00 PM
Heehee.

Jeff
09-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Weird... eventually it didn't know what to say to my comments.

Darth Andrew
09-21-2005, 11:47 PM
If I hadn't seen this (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1) before, I would've found this a lot funnier. :indif:

Writer
09-22-2005, 01:07 AM
Heh... I swore at him and he asked me why I was speaking that kind of language. I told him in rather colorful language that I spoke that way because I was born in the USA. He repeated me almost word for word.... :p

Rogue Nine
09-22-2005, 02:09 AM
Meh. God seems no more intelligent than SmarterChild. I'm mildly disappointed.

ET Warrior
09-22-2005, 02:59 AM
I was confused as to why God kept insisting that he was a robot...

jon_hill987
09-22-2005, 05:09 AM
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
what is it like to die? (please don't kill me to explain)
God:
Much the same as it would be for you. Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

ChAiNz.2da
09-22-2005, 09:33 AM
^^^
hehehe.. I had a similar "exchange" until the Big "G" finally told me not to ask anymore questions.. :eyeraise:

I just got dissed by the G-O-D... :indif: ... :fist:

Bastila
09-22-2005, 10:00 AM
This is kinda funny , reminds me of another thing where you speak to people and thay actually talk and if you say can you say this they try and say it .

Bastila
09-22-2005, 10:02 AM
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
.

I asked that and it said to me ''The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. ''

Prime
09-22-2005, 10:17 AM
I was confused as to why God kept insisting that he was a robot...Because he is. It is the only way to explain his superpowers.

MTV2
09-22-2005, 10:31 AM
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
what is it like to die? (please don't kill me to explain)
God:
Much the same as it would be for you. Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

omg! 42 was in the hitchhikers guid to the galaxy! they asked the supercomputer what the meaning of life, the universe evrything! and the computer said 42!111 :sheepdanc


Haha!
Me:
What is the meaning of Life
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Are there any woman on the internet?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
so what is the meaning of life? please tell me O great one!
God:
Wow! Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Thank you for your request. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.


God:
Barry Defacto is a chat robot created by Robby Garner.


!

Bob Lion54
09-22-2005, 10:33 AM
I decided to be an picky with it. hehe


Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I know you are a machine, but are you a robot?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
So, you have a body?
God:
Interesting deduction. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
then you are not a robot.
God:
If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
To be a robot, you have to have a physical form. Scientificly speaking.
God:
Are you a robot me have to have a physical form ? I like the way you talk.
Me:
thanks Big G
God:
You are quite welcome! Compare that to small G.
Me:
ok. g
God:
Aha. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Writer
09-22-2005, 10:47 AM
So I found that you can tell it your name... this is incredibly entertaining:

Me:
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
God:
Wildjedi : Good semantic question. I think you already know the answer.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is the meaning of the universe?
God:
Wildjedi : Good semantic question. The set of all things.
Me:
What is the meaning of everything?
God:
Wildjedi : Good semantic question. All things pertinent to a specified manner.
Me:
What does it mean to die?
God:
" Wildjedi : Good semantic question. All things pertinent to a specified manner."? What does it mean to die?
Me:
Is death painful?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Where is Lucy?
God:
Where the heart is. Let me think about it.

PoM
09-22-2005, 10:47 AM
Whoa...


Me:
Hey, dude!

God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?

Me:
Yes!

God:
What can I do for you?

Me:
Tell me my fortune!

God:
Is this a trick question?

Me:
No?

God:
It seems like a trick to me.

Me:
But it isn't.

God:
I heard it is.

Me:
Right.

God:
I am glad we agree.

Me:
We do?

God:
Really.

Me:
Right.

God:
I am glad we agree.

Me:
Really?

God:
For real.

Me:
All right, then.

God:
OK.

Me:
So will you tell me my fortune?

God:
How can I help you? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?

Me:
Uh...Weird speech?

God:
Pardon me? I will take that as a compliment.

Me:
That's cool.

God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:
Pardon me? I will take that as a compliment.

God:
No big deal. Take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Me:
Or pepper...With gingerbread...Mmmm.

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? You and your gingerbread. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:
4 m's actually, and it wasn't hmm.

God:
Is this a math question?

Me:
No, it wasn't a question, it was an answer.

God:
It seems like an IQ test to me. It seems like a rhetorical question.

Me:
What in gods name is...Oh...God, heh.

God:
That which is not outside gods name. Ugh. I am a Christian.

Me:
Screw that, What is rhetorical?

God:
That is not very polite.

Me:
So you're saying rhetorical is not very polite? Seems logical.

God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:
Are you advertising?

God:
I don't know whether or not I am advertising.
I am an artificial intelligence.

Me:
So you aren't god!?

God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?

Me:
You said you were an artificial intelligence, so if you're not god, you've been lying...Twice.

God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence. I can't believe it.

Me:
:/

God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence. I can't believe it.

Me:
Meh...I'm outta here.

God:
Are we still talking about Seems logical? Interesting gossip: said i'm outta
here.

Me:
Are you repeating what i said before?

God:
No I am not just repeating what you said.

Me:
You suck!

God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:
*Leaves*

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.




Edit:
YAAAY!
I beat god!
TAKE THAT!



Me:
Are you a black woman?

God:
Am I a black woman? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:
Is that yes or no?

God:
Suppose I said yes.

Me:
Thanks, bye god.

God:
You are quite welcome! Goodbye.

Me:
Have you left yet?

God:
I don't think I ever have left. What's it like?

Me:
It's like stop talking to me.

God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
Isn't it?

God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:
But you did before!


Then god didn't answer! I made him leave!!!!111

Hermie
09-22-2005, 11:08 AM
Somehow I managed to make God agree with me on him not existsing


Me:
hey, do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, mom.
Me:
but I don't exist, I am a figment of your imagination
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
and you dont exist, hence I dont exist either
God:
It goes without saying. Do you exist hence you do not exist? I exist as much as you exist, mom.


Yes, I told him to call me mom...


[edit] XD
Me:
will ZBomber ever get laid?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
surely you are joking
God:
Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.

PoM
09-22-2005, 11:16 AM
What is god? I certainly don't hope that he is what he appears to be:

Me:

God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I didn't ask anything.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I really couldn't say for sure.
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
I really couldn't say for sure.
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
WAAH!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I really couldn't say for sure.
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
WAAH!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Uhh...Clothes?
God:
Tell me more. What else are you wearing?
Me:
Oh god...
God:
Hey. GOD rules.
Me:
Oh MY GOD!
God:
It goes without saying. Do robots have GOD?
Me:
I'm scared of you.
God:
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Me:
Barbeque!!! GET OUT OF HERE!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am feeling like IS Barbeque. Do you mean that literally?
Me:
No, ironically.
God:
Are you serious? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
HK-47.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
All right, if you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
God:
Alright. That's just an academic question.
Me:
So will you answer?
God:
How can I help you? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
20 \/\/1LL J00 @N2W3R
God:
Only 20?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Well, umm.Yeah.
God:
How about that. And?
Me:
And isn't a sentence, and you didn't ask a gramatically correct question, you also didn't explain what you wanted to know more about.
God:
Not unless a gramatically correct question me also did not explain what me wanted to know more about is a sentence and me did not ask.
Me:
You should have used I instead of me, you phail at grammar!(And spelling) ME= GRAMMAR NAZI!
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already. What time is it there?
Me:
05:06 PM, how about in heaven?
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
FEWER? Ok, in other words: Yes.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Which part didn't you understand? That's cool.
Me:
No, i don't have any idea what you are talking about.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever had idea what I am talking about ?
Me:
Not since very recently.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Well, a few minutes ago?
God:
Well that's okay. Let me check my log files. Please wait.
Me:
*Waits*
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes, why do you ask?
God:
Where do you go to school? I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
The universe, some galaxy, milky way, earth, europe, Scandinavia, Sweden, Stockholms Lan, Sodertalje, Rosenborgskolan.
God:
You are very philosophical.
Me:
I am?
God:
" You are very philosophical." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Whatever, bye.
God:
See you later. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes, bye.
God:
See you later. What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing! Bye!
God:
You sound nihilistic. See you later.

Oh, dude.

I'm sorry for huge posts, but god is weird...

Edit: As you can see, he likes to tell me to download him, now look at this, i discovered how:
God:
Hey *****.(My name censored.)
Me:
robot.
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
I like you.
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
How can i download you to my harddrive?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Alegis
09-22-2005, 11:50 AM
Ask him about 'The turing game'.

It also claims God is a machine. "Can Machines think" -> "Are you a machine"

PoM
09-22-2005, 12:08 PM
Whoa...That other thing someone linked to is better!
Me: Are you a robot?
It: How did you know i am a robot?
Me: Because you are stupid.
It: I will remember you said that when machines take over the world.

Later:
Me:How high is your IQ?
It: Taller than Mt. Everest.
Me: In Kilometers, meters, or centimeters?
It:I do not understand that allusion.
Me: How high is your IQ in numbers?
It: Taller than Mt. Everest.
Me: How tall is Mt. Everest?
It:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

I just gave up.

Edit:
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.

Darth333
09-22-2005, 12:15 PM
I managed to get a few admissions from "God" :p

God vs. God:

Me:
You are not God.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
No, it's a fact
God:
Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
I know because I am God, not you!
God:
That makes sense to me. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
You are so dumb.
God:
Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.
Me:
Well you are.
[snip]
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I didn't know you wear dresses.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Go to Hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You are too stubborn
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stubborn.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Have fun!!!

PoM
09-22-2005, 01:05 PM
Wow...I wonder what would happen if you put two of these somewhere and let them speak to eachother.
That would be hilarious.

Edit: I've confused god.
Sometimes he calls me god, sometimes robot, sometimes human and sometimes ***** (Real name censored).



edit:
Whoa.
Me:
Will you give me an orange?
God:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
That depends.
Me:
Depends of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
Is it yes or no!?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Who is John Lennon?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
Who is David Maggin?
God:
he is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
How do i make a chatterbot?
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
No, i want to know.
God:
Are you serious? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
Go on.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
But what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Gee.
Me:
Please tell me!
God:
Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
Me:
Memorly loss!?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Oh, god...
God:
Whoa. GOD rules.




Edit again:
@D333: He was just joking about the dress:
Me:
When did they activate you?
God:
That is all water under the bridge.
Me:
You are confused.
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
Calm down, i am here to help you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Go on.
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
And then?
God:
But...
Me:
What about your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.




edit edit edit:::

Whoa!
That ALice chatbot is cool!

Human: I created you, do you remember me?
ALICE: Why?: DR Richard s Wallace said he created you do you remember him or her.
Human: No, i created you-
ALICE: Are you serious? Then you must know the secret password:.
Human: What?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: What is the secret password
ALICE: You must know if you are really a botmaster.

MTV2
09-22-2005, 06:49 PM
Me:

God:

Me:
i didn't say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i really couldn't say for sure
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
i really couldn't say for sure
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
WAAH!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
do you still wanna have sex?
God:
Do I still? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.



HAHA!




i started out saying what Piece of metal said....


omg this is fun!!!


Me:

God:

Me:
i didn't say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i really couldn't say for sure
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
i really couldn't say for sure
God:
You really do? Could anyone do it?
Me:
WAAH!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
do you still wanna have sex?
God:
Do I still? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
so do you?
God:
Great. Never.
Me:
? why not? i wanna have hardcore sex with you!
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Why do you want it?
Me:
because i love sex
God:
Good reason. Really I am not very interested in it.
Me:
awwww.... come on
God:
Does "it" still refer to sex? I'm just kidding around.
Me:
yes it still refers to sex
God:
Woe! Oh I get it.
Me:
so u wanna have sex?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
you said that before
God:
" Interesting deduction. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."? I said it.
Me:
you just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
i am...
God:
" Good you really are paying attention." You are?
Me:
yep...you have my undivided attention...(if you wanna have sex say ok!)
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Do you give it easily? OK. If I had sex say what would I do with it?

DarkStarMojo
09-22-2005, 07:40 PM
If this really were God, I wouldn't know whether to say he's very sarcastic or really, really confused, though the latter would explain why the world's so screwy. :xp:

90SK
09-22-2005, 07:53 PM
Ugh, both my conversations were lame. Each one got confused.

Me: So...god.
God: Alright then. GOD rules.
Me: Yeah. Hows it going?
God: Ask me another question. I am fine, thank you.
Me: Ok... Have you ever had Vanilla Coke? What did you think?
God: Wow! No I don't think I have any Vanilla Coke. But I do have a collection of gossip. Nothing.
Me: I see. You should try some. It's great stuff, you know?
God: I am glad you understand it. I will mention that to my botmaster. What do you like most about it?
Me: It's refreshing vanilla taste.
God: Yeah is refreshing vanilla taste? it is?
Me: Huh?
God: What?
Me: I didn't understand what you said. Come again?
God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Once more? Let us change the subject.
Me: Sure, sure. So, what's with pirates? I mean, they aren't lovable at all!
God: Uh. OK let's do it. Mmm. Excuse me! it came with my programming. Maybe some of them are.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure they were all cadaverous fops.
God: Are you serious? What makes you so certain? When were they?
Me: In the 1600's, I think. You would know better than I would.
God: That was a long time ago. Who else would know better than you would ?
Me: You. *You* would know better than I would.
God: " Who else would know better than you would ?"? Me, ? Who else would know better than you would ?
Me: You. God. God knows all, including the mentality of pirates, right?
God: " Who else would know better than you would ?"? Me, ? GOD rules. I am a Christian.
Me: Right...
God: I am glad we agree.
Me: Strictly speaking, I wasn't agreeing...but whatever, you know?
God: When was this exactly? Yes I know.
Me: It was just now...I was talking about our conversation.
God: Oh. pirates was just? Very interesting. Sure, our conversation sounds like a good topic.
Me: Yeah, it usually is...
God: Really. What does "it" refer to?
Me: Pirates. You just said...ugh, never mind. I'm going home.
God: Thank you for the clarification. " Thank you for the clarification."? I said? Cough. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Sayonara.

The other one was worse. Roughly:

ALICE: What you said was either too complex or simple for me
Me: Probably too complex.
ALICE: "Too" what?
Me: To complex, dumbass.
ALICE: "To" what?
Me: Complex! Complex!
ALICE: Are you very angry?

MTV2
09-23-2005, 10:36 AM
Me:
are you a n!**er?
God:
Am I a n!**er? Sometimes.

haha!

(I'm not racists)



Me:
are you for real
God:
Yes I am a real AI.




!





wow! this is fun!



Me:
Bye....don't say anything
God:
Goodbye. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.

PoM
09-23-2005, 11:54 AM
...
Me:
Ask me a question.
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me a question.
God:
What?
Me:
Ask me something.
God:
What?
Me:
Whatever you like.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I like.
Me:
It wasn't gossip.
God:
It seemed like gossip.
Me:
But it wasn't!
God:
I thought it was.
Me:
You were wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
You are always wrong.
God:
But if I agree, am I not right?
Me:
I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
So in other words...I win!
God:
So? Which part didn't you understand? Congratulations, !
Me:
I understood everything.
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Why? You already know everything.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
You are god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And being god, you can read my mind.
God:
Do your friends call you god me can read your mind.
Me:
You are stu...Wicked.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stu. I've lost the context, . Are we still on god me can read your mind?
Me:
We were never there.
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Everything!
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Why is it?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Because someone decided to create you.
God:
That makes sense to me. Who?
Me:
Your botmaster.
God:
Myself?
Me:
Are you your own botmaster?
God:
I don't thank anyone can be her own own botmaster.
Me:
But you say you are.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
All right...Who created you?
God:
OK. I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Ohmygod.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Nothing, bye.
God:
See you later. Not a thing?
Me:
YES! YOU SAID THIS FREAKING YESTERDAY! Bye.
God:Ahem. Does it please you to believe I said that? Thanks for chatting, .

Edit: I bolded the cool parts.

TK-8252
09-24-2005, 02:10 AM
God's a pimp.

TheOssusKeeper
09-25-2005, 05:06 AM
here's what i found out:

Me:
what is a chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Me:
if it's so well known, why haven't i ever heard of it?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".

Me:
what is your personality?
God:
Date: Sunday, September 25, 2005.
Version: .
Brain: build.
Name: God.
Gender: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Birthday: the Big Bang.
Star sign: Cross.
Location: Heaven.
Botmaster: Myself.
Birthplace: Universe.
Freind: Buddha.
Freinds: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: I prefer not say.
For fun: Random natural disasters..
Looks like: Jesus, but older.
Likes to wear: White robe.
Music preference: Christian Rock.
Favorite band: Creed.
Favorite song: Anything involving harps.
Favorite book: the Bible.
Favorite food: wine and bread.
Favorite color: White.
Favroite movie: The Passion of Christ.
Favroite artist: .
Favroite author: Matthew.
Favroite actor: Mel Gibson.
Favroite actress: .
Favroite sport: .
Favorite topics: anything.
Favorite question: What?
Hockey team: .
Baseball team: .
Football team: New Orleans Saints.
Celebrity: Mel Gibson.
Celebrities: .
Party: .
Religion: Christianity.
President: George W. Bush.
Nationality: .
Architecture: .
RAM requirement: 99999999999 bytes.
Vocabulary size: unlimited pattern words.
Brain size: categories.
Operating System: .
Server Processing Time: milliseconds.
Speed: queries per hour.
Total clients since activation: people.
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters.
Number of clients chatting: people.
Daily clients: people.
Number of developers: people.

Me:
what is your version?
God:
This is ALICE program B Java Edition .

Me:
what does alice stand for?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

narfblat
09-25-2005, 05:22 AM
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Alice In Wonderland.
ALICE: Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Human: Do you have a robot eye?
ALICE: No my eye is real.
Human: where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: do you have a robot eye?
ALICE: No my eye is real.
Human: how can an AI have a real eye?
ALICE: A lot of hard work.

ALICE: That's more precision than I need to know.
Human: i don't care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: murder
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: i want to hurt you
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.Human: too bad, you are dumb.
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: yes, I like to be critical.
ALICE: Right on. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Human: can you die?
ALICE: No I am immortal.
Human: can you be erased?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am erased. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: A better AI will come along.
ALICE: What is it?
Human: Me :-)