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shinzuku
09-25-2005, 09:49 PM
Sasha: let's party
Raz: But, I don't want to be a psychonaut
Milla: like oh my gosh

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 09:51 PM
Hm. This is will be too easy.

Oleander- ...Fine. I can't reach the top shelf, and I will never be able to.

shinzuku
09-25-2005, 09:53 PM
milla: i hate my hair


Sasha: milla, i'm gay
Milla: that's okay, because i'm a man
Sasha:yes

DarthAve
09-25-2005, 09:54 PM
Dr Loboto.- why am I evil? I always wanted to be a broadway showman. I wanted to be the phantom!!!!
Fred-Boy, I sure do miss being controlled by Napoleon.

shinzuku
09-25-2005, 09:56 PM
SASHA: OH MY GOSH, LET'S MAKE OUT.
Sasha: I have no eyes
Fred: I love you crispin

Smon
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
Cruller:WEE! Let's all go to the mall!

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
SASHA: OH MY GOSH, LET'S MAKE OUT.
Sasha: I have no eyes
Fred: I love you crispin
Told you so.

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 09:58 PM
Sasha- OMFG luk at hau 1337 i m on dis bored!!!

Smon
09-25-2005, 09:59 PM
Butcher:Well ya see, I really am a people person, and I'm great with kids!

DarthAve
09-25-2005, 10:00 PM
ugh, you all made me choke on my gum, mmmmmm juicy fruit.

Mr. Pokeylope- Sheegor, I don't think this is gonna work out.
Chloe- Bobby, you foolish human, I do wanna make out.
Nils-Woah, Jt looks real sexy, OMG!!! I'm GAY!!!

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 10:01 PM
Nils- I'm thinking Viagra.

Smon
09-25-2005, 10:02 PM
Purple Squid: OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 10:03 PM
Purple Squid: OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!
Smon- I love you, Darth_Ave! <3

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 10:04 PM
Sasha- Whoops.

TyraaRane
09-25-2005, 10:10 PM
Dogen: Eh, who needs this hat anyway.

Bobby: Raz, man, I'm sorry for beating you up that one time. Let's be friends.

Sasha: Germs? Who cares!

Purple Squid
09-25-2005, 10:11 PM
Milla- I dunno... I think I should get a haircut.

(OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!)

DarthAve
09-25-2005, 10:12 PM
Smon- I love you, Darth_Ave! <3
What, he will say that someday. Mwahaha

Klia
09-26-2005, 09:19 AM
G-Men: I am from the government. The government has employed me.

Boyd: Maybe I'm blowing things a little out of proportion

Loboto: I kind of feel bad about mutating that fish now.

Smon
09-26-2005, 09:24 AM
Tim Schafer-I should get a career... IN BALLET!

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 11:18 AM
Sasha- I don't want to discover the ways of the human mind! I WANT TO DANCE!

Klia
09-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Boyd to Oleander: What's with the milk?

Crispin: Hold on.. I need to take a shower

Kitty: Raz, wait up!

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 12:55 PM
Raz- Does this make me look fat? :0

Agent-Sarah
09-26-2005, 01:50 PM
Sasha- I don't want to discover the ways of the human mind! I WANT TO DANCE!
Now I have the image of him, doing Saturday Night Fever...

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 01:51 PM
Go! Sashaaaa! Wh000!

Agent-Sarah
09-26-2005, 02:19 PM
Sasha wearing black or dark-green disco suit and his turtle neck sweater.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 03:02 PM
Ha, that's funny!! now it's indented into my head!!! Darn you!!!

Agent-Sarah
09-26-2005, 03:43 PM
*Giggles* Sorry about that.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 03:50 PM
It's ok, maybe I'll make an indy film about it, making sure they know you came up with the idea of course.

Agent-Sarah
09-26-2005, 04:01 PM
"Saturday Night Sasha" would be a great title.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 04:04 PM
I thought that "Don't touch my brain tumbler pops." Wait a min. what will the theme song be?

KingCheez
09-26-2005, 05:36 PM
Vernon: God, I hate books and stories. They're so dull and boring.
Sasha: Hey, man! Let's totally get funky!
Vernon: Sounds rad.


Bobby: I'm sorry Maloof, and everyone else, for beating you up, candy for everyone.
Benny: Well I'm thinking on my own from Bobby...but you're still getting candy.

Crystal: Life is wonderful, but everyone else sucks.
Clem: Shut your mouth, nobody likes you!

Milla: *yawn* Ohh, life is such a bore.

Raz: Bleh, you know, Psychonauts, sounded good at first, but meh.

Oleander: Idunno, I was gonna use this tank to spread an antidote to all the horrible diseases all over the world.

Oleander: I love being short.

Butcher: Awww, bunny, don't worry, the cleavers are just for show.

Evil Dad: Dude...Psychics kick ass, man, seriously. Don't be trippin'.

Nils: Girls don't do no more for me. Say, does my purse match my lipstick?

JT: Ptooeh, being a cowboy is boring, I love Elka.
Chops: Get away from me, jerk, who are you?

Elka: Oh Nils, I just don't love you.

Milka: Oh hey everyone! I'm such a social butterfly, huh? That's me!

Elton: Stupid fish...I'm having salmon for dinner.

Quentin: I hate music.
Phoebe: Me too.
Quentin: Hey let's make out over it!

Kitty: Hmm. I really don't care about how I look today. Everyone deserves equal treatment.
Franke: I think on my own besides you, but still agree with your opinion.

shinzuku
09-26-2005, 05:37 PM
Milla: Sasha I'm a lesbian
Sasha: that's okay because i'm a girl
Sasha: fisizzle my nizzle, yo

Smon
09-26-2005, 05:45 PM
Sasha: Duhuhuhr... funny.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 06:29 PM
umm,

Dr. Loboto-Sheegor!! You're such a good assistant. I love you!!

Crispen-Fred, I'm sorry I kicked your ass at that board game and drove you crazy.
Fred-It's ok, I was letting you win because you're too hot to lose.

HappyCabbit
09-26-2005, 06:37 PM
+Milla: Some children have been kidnapped? Oh, well, I'm sure they'll be fine.

+Oleander: Actually, I was never in the army.

+Kitchen-Ford: The burgers are ready!

+Raz: When is my dad supposed to be here?! I wanna go back to the circus!

+Kitty: Vernon, I was wondering if you wanted to make out...

+Jasper: I give that five our of five stars! Heck, it deserves more than five! I give it seven!

KingCheez
09-26-2005, 06:39 PM
+Kitty: Vernon, I was wondering if you wanted to make out...


More likely than you know.

Despite her bulletin board message. That was one year ago.

Klia
09-26-2005, 07:14 PM
umm,

Dr. Loboto-Sheegor!! You're such a good assistant. I love you!!

Crispen-Fred, I'm sorry I kicked your ass at that board game and drove you crazy.
Fred-It's ok, I was letting you win because you're too hot to lose.

Sorry Purple Squid. This is too funny.

Sig?

Smon
09-26-2005, 07:29 PM
Dogen: It's okay that you don't understand me, my intellectual capabilities are far beyond that of most of society as it is.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 08:05 PM
Sasha- I see a little silhouette of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Milla and Sasha-Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.
Razputin- I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
Milla and Sasha-He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstruosity.
Razputin-Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Oleander-(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Razputin-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
G-Man-(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Raz, G-Man-Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Tee, psychonauts Bohemian Rhapsody!!! It rocks

G-man rock star- I am Freddy Mercuary, I rock out loud! nobody will rock us since we are the champions.

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 09:02 PM
Sorry Purple Squid. This is too funny.

Sig?

FINE. Be that way. See if Brother Blood and I ever talk to you again!

*pets avatar and cries*

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 09:04 PM
Sasha: Duhuhuhr... funny.
HAWR. HAWR. HAWR.

Sasha- Look at my face! EMOTION!

shinzuku
09-26-2005, 09:26 PM
Raz:i'm a pretty poptart girl
Sasha:i'm gonna sky dive
Sasha: i'm going to get drunk

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 09:27 PM
Sasha- I'm going for the gold!

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 09:30 PM
Dr. Loboto- No Whammys, No Whammys. STOP!!! Dang!

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 09:31 PM
Elton- Sunkist! <3

shinzuku
09-26-2005, 09:32 PM
Milla:I've given up partying


Milla: I'm not Mrs. Vodello. I am Mrs. Nein
(oh nevermind that could happen)


Sasha: you just got served.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 10:03 PM
Oleander- Screw brains! I'm going to become a fitness expert. And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4. Come on feel the burn!!
Sasha- I'm walkin' on sunshine, woah oh. Get down and feel good!!
Dogan-Burn Bobby, Burn! MWAHAHA

KingCheez
09-26-2005, 10:19 PM
Mikhail: Bear? What bear?
Maloof: Me and Bobby are BEST FRIENDS!!! :D :) :P :) :D

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 10:20 PM
That's an insane amount of smilies right thur.

DarthAve
09-26-2005, 10:24 PM
Wait,

Kitty- Franke, I've never told you this, but I use faux fur.
Franke- NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vernon-I'm becoming a monk.

Elton- Why do I wear this stupid sailor cap. I mean I won't even go on a canoe cause 'there's monsters in there'

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-26-2005, 11:00 PM
sasha:Watsup,peeps!!!!

Purple Squid
09-26-2005, 11:24 PM
Sasha would say that. :0

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-27-2005, 12:13 AM
....really???

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 12:14 AM
Yup. I can see it.

Sasha- Well, I don't see how we could do this...
Milla walks into the room.
Sasha- Sup, homie? Joo watch Survivor last night?

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-27-2005, 12:21 AM
Uuuuuh.... Suuuuuuuuure.....

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 12:21 AM
It's true.

...but I don't think he'd watch Survivor.

chipmunkrfuzzy
09-27-2005, 12:24 AM
Any ideas on oleander? oh wait check this out.
Oleander: I'm going around to smell the flowers, grab some lipstick and get in touch with my feminine side!

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 12:27 AM
Pretty. :3

Oleander- So, wait. This does match my eye(s), doesn't it?

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 03:17 PM
Crispen-Oh, la la. that silk scarf would go great with the beret you got in Paris. Ok, sexy. Lets go to my house have some wine coolers and watch the OC.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 03:42 PM
Darth_Ave- Eww. Smon is icky.

shinzuku
09-27-2005, 04:08 PM
Sasha: Let's all go to funky town
Milla: I used to have psycic powers but my therapist took them away
Sasha: in the name of justice....
milla: i shall devour your soul

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 04:57 PM
Darth_Ave- Eww. Smon is icky.
Hey, yesterday I got mad at him and hated him for like 2 minutes. But we're all friends now. and I'm getting in the business. Who want's lemonade?? 25 cents for a glass of cool, refreshing, lomonade.

Klia
09-27-2005, 07:43 PM
Crispen-Oh, la la. that silk scarf would go great with the beret you got in Paris. Ok, sexy. Lets go to my house have some wine coolers and watch the OC.

Hmm...I could see that.

I'm sigging this too. Anything to do with Crispin is going into my sig.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 07:46 PM
NOOO. Klia, WHY?

Fine. I hate you. And Brother Blood hates you.

</3

Klia
09-27-2005, 07:47 PM
NOOO. Klia, WHY?

Fine. I hate you. And Brother Blood hates you.

</3

Oh you already hated me with the last sig I did. I did it because I am the computer, the one and only computer.

Besides what can Brother Blood do to me?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 07:48 PM
Obviously, he can zap you with his MIND.

Klia
09-27-2005, 07:50 PM
Obviously, he can zap you with his MIND.

You forget that I am made of metal and have an artificial mind. Sure he could whip Cyborg's ass but Cyborg's a wussy half robot. Accept and embrace it.

NAh, I'm just kidding, I love Cyborg to death. He's my second favorite superhero. But enough with the "OMG I'm A ROBOT!" plots now mmkay?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 07:53 PM
He's always all like "MAH SOUL KICKS YOU DED!!!"

The plot with Billy was kind of kewl, though. :3

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 07:53 PM
YOUR AVATAR CHANGED LIKE WOAH.

Klia
09-27-2005, 08:03 PM
YOUR AVATAR CHANGED LIKE WOAH.

One second I was looking at that old avatar of yours, the next he's screaming his ass off.

YOUR avatar changed like Woah.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 08:04 PM
He's got no ass. :3 He's a pretty skinny guy.

Maybe he screamed one too many times?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 08:04 PM
YOUR AVATAR CHANGED AGAIN. Whazzup with that? I'm going to have trouble keeping up with you.

Klia
09-27-2005, 08:10 PM
YOUR AVATAR CHANGED AGAIN. Whazzup with that? I'm going to have trouble keeping up with you.

Look, you just changed it. What's up with this mindf*ck?

Maybe I have the Oleander icon adn your shifting through all of mine....wait. I changed from Dogen, to Flowergirl, to Oleander. Yep that's it.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 08:11 PM
...conspiracy...

BUT IT'S OKAY CUZ HES GOT A SONIC COFFEE POT. D:

Klia
09-27-2005, 08:15 PM
...conspiracy...

BUT IT'S OKAY CUZ HES GOT A SONIC COFFEE POT. D:

Well..that can't save him as I'm making more icons for this site so I don't have to go through old ones.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 08:19 PM
I like my old ones. I have one where he's about to get blasted out of the tower...

But I don't like it. For obvious reasons.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Hmm...I could see that.

I'm sigging this too. Anything to do with Crispin is going into my sig.
You've sigged both my quotes, You rock!!!!

Kitty-Cmon Franke, lets go listen to evenesance and feel sorry for ourselves.
Franke-Yeah, life is so sad. There's no point in being happy when you're going to die young.

Elton- Sorry Milka, I love Lili again, so get her homework out of Lake Oblangata.

Award Ceremony presentor- and the grammy for best songwriting goes to... Quentin Hedgemouse!!

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:06 PM
Crystal- No, seriously. You suck.

(KLIA.)

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:10 PM
You're one sick little MOO COW!!!!!

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:11 PM
I'm angry at Klia.

Brother Blood would've made an excellent emo kid.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:13 PM
Ok, Are you obsessed with this brother blood guy. Don't ask of the Lemonman.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:14 PM
No. I'm not. I have life. LIFELIFELIFE.

I'M THINKING ACTION FIGURE. SENSE?

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:14 PM
Crystal- No, seriously. You suck.

(KLIA.)

But now I have Darth_Ave.

I'm angry at Klia.

Brother Blood would've made an excellent emo kid.

There is no such thing as excellent Emo Kid

Fred: What a nerd.

Linda: What? No! I love being huge and deformed.

Oleander: You know? I never liked that bunny to begin with.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:16 PM
Yeah, Kila's got my back right Homie G?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:20 PM
I'm going to go pine.

I miss you, Klia!

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:21 PM
pine? You're gonna turn pine needles into delicious taffy??? I'de love some, can I have some!

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Yeah, Kila's got my back right Homie G?

You know it Ave!

Oh god..my lingo..

Leave me to my electronica I can't bother with such things as "lingo".

Don't worry Purple Squid. I'm obsessed with Fred, and Fred's not the coolest guy on the planet.

Like some, I have a strange taste.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:22 PM
You like fred. I think he's the second sexiest character in the game. After Sasha, and Before Dr. Loboto.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:23 PM
It would suck if I was obsessed with anyone.

Hmm...

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:23 PM
I'm going to go pine.

I miss you, Klia!

But then I know that I have made someone pine....

Flattering but sad at the same time.

Purple Squid, where would I be without you to answer my posts in the obscure hours of the day?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:25 PM
Not here, I'll tell you that.

It's REALLY boring when no one else is here.

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:25 PM
You like fred. I think he's the second sexiest character in the game. After Sasha, and Before Dr. Loboto.

This makes me laugh. I'm not sexually attracted to him...but he's just really cool to me.

Sasha will always win that battle. Dr. Loboto is also like that cool stuff...you like him a lot even though it's hard to pinpoint exactly why.

I wonder what the creators would say if they saw this thread.

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:26 PM
Not here, I'll tell you that.

It's REALLY boring when no one else is here.

It's evil. You wait and wait, keep on refreshing the page every three seconds..and wait.

Because what you just said needs to be heard by everyone.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:27 PM
I luv Dr. Loboto because he reminds me of my crazy friends!! And the shower cap. You know Sheegor digs the shower cap.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:27 PM
I know!

Creator-
W
T
F?!

Smon
09-27-2005, 09:28 PM
This makes me laugh. I'm not sexually attracted to him...but he's just really cool to me.

Sasha will always win that battle. Dr. Loboto is also like that cool stuff...you like him a lot even though it's hard to pinpoint exactly why.

I wonder what the creators would say if they saw this thread.

I know why everyone likes seeing Doc Lob, because he is a MAD SCIENTIST. Everyone likes Mad Doctors, from Dr.Bender on FOP, to Dr.uh... whats his face from TT. (ya know, the guy who sold that rare deadly element to Robin AKA Red X)

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:29 PM
It's evil. You wait and wait, keep on refreshing the page every three seconds..and wait.

Because what you just said needs to be heard by everyone.
It's almost sad. Especially because all I can do is rotate through my awesome avatars...

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:29 PM
no, Dr. Bender is stupid. On FOP, Crocker is all that, and a bag of chips.

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:29 PM
I luv Dr. Loboto because he reminds me of my crazy friends!! And the shower cap. You know Sheegor digs the shower cap.

I think Sheegor is afraid of Mr. Pokeylope more than Loboto if she doesn't help Pokeylope.

I love the way Loboto walks and talks. Reminds me of old monster movies.

Only he can wear the shower cap well.

I know!

Creator-
W
T
F?!

Then they will mail it all out to their friends.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:30 PM
I know why everyone likes seeing Doc Lob, because he is a MAD SCIENTIST. Everyone likes Mad Doctors, from Dr.Bender on FOP, to Dr.uh... whats his face from TT. (ya know, the guy who sold that rare deadly element to Robin AKA Red X)
Chang. =3 He requires a girl with green eyes! X0

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:31 PM
no, Dr. Bender is stupid. On FOP, Crocker is all that, and a bag of chips.
Not stupid. D:

Klia
09-27-2005, 09:31 PM
You are all reminding me of Bender from Futurama.

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:33 PM
Shut it you butthead.

Jimmy crackes corn and Bender is great.
Jimmy crackes corn and Bender is great.
Bender is great, oh Bender is great!!!!
Jimmy crackes corn and Bender is great.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:35 PM
I want to remind you of a guy named Sebastian.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.

KingCheez
09-27-2005, 09:35 PM
Sasha: WTF, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE INTRANETS.


Bobby: Raz, let's be best friends! We can start a circus called Aquatos and Zilch!
Raz: Sure! Being a Psychonaut was boring anyway.
Bobby: And feel free to call me cotton candy.
Raz: As long as you call me Goggalicious, hair-sexy-boy.

*GRATUITOUS SICK MAKEOUT SCENE*




...GAHD. That's worse than Harry Potter, "Harry / Malfoy" junk. Aaah. Eewww. I'm so UNCLEAN.

Smon
09-27-2005, 09:36 PM
You are all reminding me of Bender from Futurama.
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:37 PM
Sasha: WTF, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE INTRANETS.


Bobby: Raz, let's be best friends! We can start a circus called Aquatos and Zilch!
Raz: Sure! Being a Psychonaut was boring anyway.
Bobby: And feel free to call me cotton candy.
Raz: As long as you call me Goggalicious, hair-sexy-boy.

*GRATUITOUS SICK MAKEOUT SCENE*




...GAHD. That's worse than Harry Potter, "Harry / Malfoy" junk. Aaah. Eewww. I'm so UNCLEAN.

rAZ/bOBBY IS SUUUUUUUUUU SECKSAY!!!!!!!35657645674767653:D

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 09:39 PM
not as sexy as, Purple Squid/suckerfish. That's hot!!

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:45 PM
Why does everyone keep pairing me up with everyone but who I want to be paired up with?

Me/Sheegor
Me/Some guy from Batman
Me/ That guy
Me/Suckerfish

I HATE YOU.

Smon
09-27-2005, 09:51 PM
Purple Squid/Brother Blood

There. Happy?

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 09:55 PM
I thought it was supposed to be Me/G-Man.

But that one is like, 5 times better.

Smon/Porn Star. Girl. Not Fabio.

Smon
09-27-2005, 10:00 PM
I thought it was supposed to be Me/G-Man.

But that one is like, 5 times better.

Smon/Porn Star. Girl. Not Fabio.
*dodges subject*

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 10:01 PM
I hope you're not uncomfortable. I got cookie pizza. It is awesome. Yum.

Smon
09-27-2005, 10:02 PM
COOKIE. PIZZA?!!??!!??!

What manner of deliciousness is this?!?!1

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 10:04 PM
It looks like Pacman right now.

Woohewhooheewackwack!

Smon
09-27-2005, 10:05 PM
Cookie... pizza.. must... have... head... get.... in.....

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 10:06 PM
I don't have a brain. :3

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 10:20 PM
*dodges subject*
Why do you always dodge subjects of you and a girl? Are u gay???

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 10:21 PM
If it keeps the creepy chicks away, lots of guys'll say they're gay. X0

Purple Squid
09-27-2005, 10:21 PM
(That was like a poem.)

DarthAve
09-27-2005, 10:22 PM
Are u callin' me a freak?!?!

shinzuku
09-27-2005, 10:28 PM
-Milla: I can fly *jumps off a cliff*

Smon
09-28-2005, 08:47 AM
-Milkman: I am the waiter. I'm very snooty.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:29 AM
Sasha- I don't understand the question.

Klia
09-28-2005, 04:25 PM
Why does everyone keep pairing me up with everyone but who I want to be paired up with?

Me/Sheegor
Me/Some guy from Batman
Me/ That guy
Me/Suckerfish

I HATE YOU.

Hello....G-men/You

I've been paired with

Me/Milla

Strange....I thought I was heterosexual.

I haven't been paired with anyone I like either...well I like Milla but not in that way. Hell, I don't think I want to be paired with anyone.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 04:34 PM
Sheegor/Klia.

Just for good measure.

And of course,

Nils/PurpleSquid and
Nils/Klia.

PurpleSquid would never say: "Brother Blood's a total fag."

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 04:51 PM
Lili:Raz save me
Raz:are you kidding i'll be killed

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 04:54 PM
Sasha- Oh my god! Let's make out!

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 05:11 PM
Sasha:cigarettes? no thanks i don't smoke
Nils:I think this dress makes me look pretty
Vernon:no I don't feel like telling a story

TyraaRane
09-28-2005, 05:21 PM
Milka: Hey, everyone! Look at me!

Klia
09-28-2005, 05:23 PM
Sheegor/Klia.

Just for good measure.

And of course,

Nils/PurpleSquid and
Nils/Klia.

PurpleSquid would never say: "Brother Blood's a total fag."

Well, at least I have ONE boy. ONE.

Oleander: WHo cares if you're late. Don't worry about it.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 05:55 PM
Milla-Sasha.. umm, would you like to go on a date?
Sasha-No thanks, I've got a date set up already.
Milla- With who?
Sasha-Linda

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 05:59 PM
Sheegor/Klia.

Just for good measure.

And of course,

Nils/PurpleSquid and
Nils/Klia.

PurpleSquid would never say: "Brother Blood's a total fag."
That's true. I would never say that.

Nils is HAWT.

Brother Blood is a total FAG.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 06:00 PM
Hello....G-men/You

I've been paired with

Me/Milla

Strange....I thought I was heterosexual.

I haven't been paired with anyone I like either...well I like Milla but not in that way. Hell, I don't think I want to be paired with anyone.
I thought you lubbed rock. D: I mean THE ROCK.

The wrestler.

Smon
09-28-2005, 06:52 PM
I thought you lubbed rock. D: I mean THE ROCK.

The wrestler.
Good save... now what good is a person that can't make fun of themself...

Smon:I resign my vobulary duties to CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL!

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 06:54 PM
Oh! I probably know Cletus! Me living in Georgia and all...

My dad calls everyone Cletus.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 07:34 PM
Umm,

Fred-Sacre Bleu'! Damn it. He's coming back!

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 03:32 PM
Rainbow Squirt-hello sir, wanna buy a box of cookies?
Boyd-Oh, the sound delicious. Come into my home and I'll get my wallet(mwahaha)But is the milkman here?
Rainbow Squirt-I don't know who you're talking about silly man
Boyd- UGGG, I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! YOU SEXY BEAST RAWR!!!


It's true. They would never say it. Darth mind says they would, though. And occasionally, so does mine.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 04:04 PM
you ain't as crazy as me, NOBODY IS!!! MWAHAHA!!!! I will never see a psycho doctor as long as I live HAHAHA!!

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 04:17 PM
omg ur liek pozer crazy!!!

Smon
10-04-2005, 05:53 PM
you ain't as crazy as me, NOBODY IS!!! MWAHAHA!!!! I will never see a psycho doctor as long as I live HAHAHA!!
This reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons...

Bart(as hamlet, to a picture of his father):OMG! He did kill you...
Lisa:Oh great... now Hamlet's acting crazy.. well noone outcrazies me... *jumps onto table of food and starts cartwheeling)HEY HEY NANINANI WHEE NANI WHO! *cartwheels out window*

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 05:55 PM
This reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons...

Bart(as hamlet, to a picture of his father):OMG! He did kill you...
Lisa:Oh great... now Hamlet's acting crazy.. well noone outcrazies me... *jumps onto table of food and starts cartwheeling)HEY HEY NANINANI WHEE NANI WHO! *cartwheels out window*
Well, I'm Hamlet/Bart. Because I'm AWESOME.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:33 AM
Sasha: we're not gonna take it, no, we're not gonna take it.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:43 PM
Sasha: OMG, My mom was so hot.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 08:50 PM
Sasha: OMG, My mom was so hot.

D: Oedipus! OEDIPUS!

Zany.

Crispin- Well, I thought it was funny until the baby started crying. Then I had to get the bottle and feed the kittens.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:52 PM
OMG Funny!!!

Elton- Oh there never was a monster in the lake. I never wanted to make out with Milka. IT WAS ALL A BIG LIE!!!!!

Klia
10-10-2005, 10:03 PM
G-men: I just can't take it anymore! IT was me, all me!

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 10:08 PM
G-men: I just can't take it anymore! IT was me, all me!

Aww. That's funny and sad.

Boyd- Vegan=awesome.

AnthonAngel
10-10-2005, 10:35 PM
Sasha: Oleander's mind is so organized and tidy!

Oleander: So, whose up for sume bunny burgers?

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:38 PM
Lili-No, lets not make out. Lets do math problems instead.

Chloe'-Wow, Earth is the best. I hope my planet blows up so I can live here.

AnthonAngel
10-10-2005, 10:45 PM
Milla: Me on t.v.? That's silly.

Gloria: Forget the stage! I want....to be a chef!

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 04:29 PM
shegor-ha ha ha taking the brains of children is fun

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 04:31 PM
Sasha- Man, the thing that I would never say would be like ten times funnier if it had to do with pants.
Klia- It sure would be.

Smon
10-11-2005, 04:55 PM
Brainless Dogen:Astrophysics....

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 05:00 PM
Smon, you are so close to 1000 I'm a little scared.

Boyd- I'mma donating to Unca' Sam~! :3

Smon
10-11-2005, 05:05 PM
So... close... must... reach...

Gloria:Yo yo yo, sup, bitches!!!!

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 05:27 PM
Yo, Gansta Gloria might say that. Anyway, My sig says Gloria Von G is gangsta yo!

Smon
10-11-2005, 05:31 PM
Crispin:I think I'll just go back to mah ranch in the countrah.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 05:49 PM
Oleander- But Papa! I WANT TO DANCE!

Oh, wait. Chances are Oly said that at some time...

Smon
10-11-2005, 05:50 PM
Lil Oly:GIT ME SOME MEAT ROWR.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 05:52 PM
I totally inspired you.

Sasha- Wait! I'm confused. Go over the last part... about the PANTS.

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 05:53 PM
Bunny- GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SCARY KID!!! I HATE THIS STUPID FREAKIN SKIRT!!!!!

Smon
10-11-2005, 05:55 PM
Sasha:Oops I did it again... I played with you heart... GOT LOST IN THE GAME, oh baby baby...
Raz:What the hell.... LEMME JOIN IN.

Klia
10-11-2005, 05:55 PM
Sasha- Man, the thing that I would never say would be like ten times funnier if it had to do with pants.
Klia- It sure would be.

Oh you are going down.

You wrote Boyd: Vegan=Awesome instead of Oleander: Vegan=Awesome

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 06:00 PM
Oh you are going down.

You wrote Boyd: Vegan=Awesome instead of Oleander: Vegan=Awesome

DUDE. I feckin know. Vegan=no dairy. No meat.
Oleander would be vegetarian. :'D HA! I SMITE YOU!

Aaah. My fingers twitch.

I totally only typed you in there because you said you thought pants were funny, and it was a long time ago that we last put a board member into a funny...

Klia
10-11-2005, 06:02 PM
DUDE. I feckin know. Vegan=no dairy. No meat.
Oleander would be vegetarian. :'D HA! I SMITE YOU!

Aaah. My fingers twitch.

I totally only typed you in there because you said you thought pants were funny, and it was a long time ago that we last put a board member into a funny...

I know, I know. I was being a sarasticish person at the time.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 06:06 PM
I know, I know. I was being a sarasticish person at the time.

Well, don't ever change. Stay beautiful. *coolsuavesnappoint*

Crisipin- Oh, shiznit! I actually don't have pants. That is crazy.

Get it? Crazy? Guffaw.

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 07:56 PM
milla:sasha darling please try to restrain yourself
Sasha:wats the dizzle fo rizzel

Klia
10-11-2005, 07:59 PM
Kitty and Franke: Wow, Raz, you're the greatest!

Clem and Crystal: To tell you the truth Raz, you suck at levitating.

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 08:04 PM
bobby: oh sorry did'nt mean to push you are you alright

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 08:11 PM
Clem- You know what's cool? Not having a joint that differentiates your head and neck is cool.

Hey, Klia. There's a little + sign next to your name. Any reason for that?

Klia
10-11-2005, 08:23 PM
Clem- You know what's cool? Not having a joint that differentiates your head and neck is cool.

Hey, Klia. There's a little + sign next to your name. Any reason for that?
You have the most amount of posts?

Wait..no you had that on too.

Why do you have the +?

EDIT: BECAUSE WE ARE BUDDIES!

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 08:24 PM
I have a +?

I think it has to do with the buddy list.

EDIT: YAY! FRIENDSHIP POWAH!

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 09:15 PM
Do I have a + sign??? Kila, you have one on mine cause you rock.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 04:19 PM
Sasha: if you want to destroy my sweater, then pull the string as walk away

Smon
10-15-2005, 05:10 PM
Raz: (after finding brain)OMG ITS HECTOR CON CARNE.

(I said this after finsing the first brain :P)

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:11 PM
*starts laughing*

Smon
10-15-2005, 05:13 PM
Mikhail's Brain in a jar:YOU IDIOT BEAR! Oh, if my body hadn't been blown up by that stupid fish I... GRRR.

splitsecond
10-15-2005, 05:15 PM
Dogen-squirlls: yeah your right I will kill everyone (takes off helmet) haha die!!!

wow didn't know how dark I was

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:16 PM
Milla: mommy and daddy got the best cocaine
ridalin never gonna feel the same
24 hours on an empty brain
my fingers on the trigger and your in my way

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 05:28 PM
Cruller- TONIGHT YOU WILL GIVE YOUR GUN A GIRL'S NAME.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Sasha: black is the color of my true loves hair

Smon
10-15-2005, 05:33 PM
Napoleon:ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:33 PM
Milla: pass it pass it

Sasha: go for the gold, baby

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 05:33 PM
Sasha- I think I'd like this more with glitter on it.
Milla- Pansy.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:42 PM
Milla: Sasha has a hot ass

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 05:43 PM
Raz-...the Mental Minx. Yeah. She's hot.
Sasha- Totally.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:46 PM
Milla: *to another girl* and then he was like "compelling" *giggles* it was so hot



Milla: *takes Sasha's sweater
Sasha: WTF

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 05:49 PM
Cruller- ...YOU ARE MARRIED TO YOUR GUN. BE THANKFUL.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 05:57 PM
Raz- Erm, Lili?
Lili- Hm?
Raz- What if, oh, I dunno, I told you... I wasn't exactly a boy exactly really?

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:18 PM
Milla: Sasha look at what I found on the internet
Sasha: what
Milla: fanfics.. of us....
Raz: dun.. dun.. dun
Milla: where the hell did you come from
Raz: I don't know

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:25 PM
Milla Sasha look at what I found on the internet!
Sasha- What?
Milla Fanfics--
Sasha- PORN ALREADY?!

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:28 PM
how do you do spoiler tags?

Klia
10-15-2005, 06:29 PM
Milla Sasha look at what I found on the internet!
Sasha- What?
Milla Fanfics--
Sasha- PORN ALREADY?!

Dude..I'm still waiting for the real trash to pour in...

umm yes.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:31 PM
how do you do spoiler tags?
[spoiler] [ /spoiler]

Without the space, of course.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:32 PM
Dude..I'm still waiting for the real trash to pour in...

umm yes.

With a name like 'Psychonauts', some perv is going to write it eventually.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:32 PM
Thank you

here's one

Milla:I want you to take off your sweater
Grab the edges and pull it off
Soon we'll both be naked
let's lie on the floor
we'll have some fun

parental discresion advised. well not really. the lawyers made me say that.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:36 PM
SEE! It happened already! PORN! POOOOOORN!

Yeah.

G-Man- So, what have we learned today?
Rainbow Squirt- Innuendos are bad. For guys. In public.
G-Man- ...

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:37 PM
*falls over laughing*

Milla and Sasha: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:39 PM
Woahness. Get up.

G-Man- I am trimming the hedges.
Rainbow Squirt- I'll help you water the flowers! :'D
G-Man- ...You weren't paying attention at all during that lesson, were you?

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:41 PM
Okay I'm up

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:43 PM
Right on.

Sasha- So, I found some pr0n today.
Milla- Did you just say pr0n?
Sasha- Shup. Anyway, it was totally leet-
Milla- The stuff that comes out of your mouth when you don't want it to?
Sasha-...yes.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 06:46 PM
Random thing:

you know the picture in Milla's memory vaults where she was screaming. Well she wasn't really screaming about the children.

record: now i live in Texas
Milla: Ahhh the country music
Children: make it stop, Milla, make it stop


No offense to anyone likes it.

----------

As the porn talk was going on...

Sasha: I sense a disturbance in the force

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 06:49 PM
Rainbow Squirt- Can I pass through here?
G-Man- No. The road is out, and we are fixing it.
Rainbow Squirt- Fixing your road?
G-Man- OH YOU ARE SO NOT HELPING ME RIGHT NOW.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 07:44 PM
Girl: Milla and Sasha sittin in a-
Sasha:*psi-blast her*
Milla: Sasha, we are sitting in a tree...
Sasha:...

Klia
10-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Girl: Milla and Sasha sittin in a-
Sasha:*psi-blast her*
Milla: Sasha, we are sitting in a tree...
Sasha:...

:)

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 07:47 PM
hee hee,

Giant Lungfish- My name's not Linda, it's Franklin.

shinzuku
10-16-2005, 03:08 PM
Milla: Sasha can I shave your head

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 03:42 PM
hehehehehe,

Sasha-Sure Milla, go ahead and shave an unusual word into my head.

Agent-Sarah
10-16-2005, 04:16 PM
Benny-NOT WEARING PANTS!

The running gags is going to be the death of us...

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 04:17 PM
of course it is.

Sasha-Well, you've shaved my head Milla, now I NEED SOME FUNKY THREADS DUDE!!!

shinzuku
10-16-2005, 05:15 PM
Milla:When you do that, will you get me a tequila shot.

Raz: Hey, if someone's about to kill themselves, and no one's around to watch, but not stop them. Did they really kill themselves?

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 08:38 PM
Sasha: let's play DDR

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 08:42 PM
Milla- Sorry. No DDR for me until I quit smoking.

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 08:45 PM
Milla-No, lets get drunk first!!!

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 08:51 PM
Sasha- L-O-L. Sure thing, Hawt. I'll pay.

Smon
10-19-2005, 08:53 PM
Sasha-Gah, why so uptight brothas? Gotta chill, smell the flowers. *pulls out a ziploc baggie* or smell the pot.


NEW LOW. I r shame.

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 08:54 PM
Milla:Hey, Sasha got any esctacy?

SandyPhanta
10-19-2005, 08:56 PM
Sasha - *beats something up with psychic powers* PWNED OMGLOL

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 08:56 PM
Sasha-Gah, why so uptight brothas? Gotta chill, smell the flowers. *pulls out a ziploc baggie* or smell the pot.


NEW LOW. I r shame.

He sells drugs... to BABIES.

Happy Flower- So, the answer is simple... if it's going fast enough, it'll turn into pure energy. Allowing it to phase through anything.

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 08:58 PM
Milla: *dressed like cheerleader*
Give me an "S", "S!"
Give me an "A", "A!"
Give me another "S", S!"
Give me an "H", "H!"
Give me ananother "A", "A!"
What's that spell, Sasha. Go Sasha


Actually I'm gonna draw that

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:00 PM
Sasha- ...go Sasha!

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 09:03 PM
Milla: you can't cheer... you have to have a uniform...

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:04 PM
Milla-This is so against the law, I'm hiring Loboto, Pokeylope, and Whytehead Attorneys at law!!

SandyPhanta
10-19-2005, 09:05 PM
Milla - i wanna be a pirate...

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:05 PM
Milla: you can't cheer... you have to have a uniform...

Sasha- Wut??????/ Ur being sexist. :'(

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 09:06 PM
Sasha: *puts on unifrom* yay I'm a cheerleader.
Milla: *eye twitch*

SandyPhanta
10-19-2005, 09:07 PM
Clem and Crystal - Boo! you suck!

(im not very funny am i? :| )

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:09 PM
Clem and Crystal - Boo! you suck!

(im not very funny am i? :| )

Oh, snap. Them sparkly kids can be so mean.

This isn't about funny. Tis about what they wouldn't say. <3

Sasha-... does the uniform make me look fat?

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 09:10 PM
Hey, Purple squid, I'm gonna use the cheerleader quotes you put up here for my comic, kay.

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:11 PM
Milla-YES, You need lipo suction, look at your hips. YOU ARE A HIPPO, SASHA!!!!

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:12 PM
Shinzuku- Sure. BUT I WANT CREDIT AND ROYALTIES. Got it, punk?

Sasha- Wah! You are so meeeeean! Wait---A KITTY! KAWAII!!!

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 09:13 PM
Sasha:your so hurtful

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:14 PM
Milla-Yeah right, kitties have germs, I'm a complete germaphobe, AHHHH dirt!!!!!1

Purple-yes miss, you can have all the rights. I bow to your greatness.

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:14 PM
Mikhail- ...what do you mean my journey is hopeless? CURSE YOU, SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:15 PM
Milla-Yeah right, kitties have germs, I'm a complete germaphobe, AHHHH dirt!!!!!1

Purple-yes miss, you can have all the rights. I bow to your greatness.

And suddenly I feel a bit more mean.

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:15 PM
Maloof-I don't need your help mikhail, I'm taking illegal steroids. GRRRR

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:19 PM
Maloof-I don't need your help mikhail, I'm taking illegal steroids. GRRRR

He gets all hairy and his ligaments burst, right?

Mikhail- LINDA! After all these years-- I've found you! Marry me!

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:24 PM
sure!

Linda-oh mikhail, I've missed you so ~Slaps mikhail~ It's been 2 years and you haven't bothered to call me??? Nobody stands up Linda!!! Who the heck have you been with?

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:37 PM
Mikhail- Well, Maloof for one.

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:39 PM
Linda-Oh my word, I had no idea you were gay. Do you want one of my old purses?

Purple Squid
10-19-2005, 09:46 PM
Mikhail- Nah, I don't swing that way. Why, are you gay?

Sokolov
10-19-2005, 09:48 PM
Linda-Oh my word, I had no idea you were gay. Do you want one of my old purses?
Oh, the fanfiction. If this game was as popular as say, Harry Potter or even Zim, there would be (crunches magical numbers) ~149 Mikhail/Maloof slashes. No kidding.

DarthAve
10-19-2005, 09:50 PM
Linda-no, I'm a girl. But why are you around that mikhail person, are you gay?

Ray_the_psychic
10-19-2005, 10:46 PM
Raz: I hate being psychic! It sucks!

EvilDad: I love you Razputin. Oh and here let me get your new psychic objects from this high flying platform w/ my telekinesis.

shinzuku
10-25-2005, 09:48 PM
Milla*to Sasha*: You'd make a hot girl

(see fanart thread for details)

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 10:10 PM
Milla-I'm bleeding, Mmmmmmm deeeeelicious!!

TyraaRane
10-25-2005, 10:30 PM
Milla-I'm bleeding, Mmmmmmm deeeeelicious!!

...O.o

Purple Squid
10-25-2005, 10:32 PM
Milla-I'm bleeding, Mmmmmmm deeeeelicious!!

...Um.

...Hm.

DarthAve
10-26-2005, 03:00 PM
What, Milla vampire too much to handle?