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RoyTordesLegend
09-27-2005, 03:40 PM
Ray's just changed his name from plain old Ray Jones to Ray G Jones........but what does the G stand for......

....prize of a night out with Roy for the funniest suggestion.......and Neil Joshi, you've best chance of cashing in on this prize being you're just down the road from me!! Two pints of "Old Rosies" in the "Lambton Worm" for you me lad!!

DrMcCoy
09-27-2005, 04:14 PM
"Gurke"?
"Genitals"?
"Gingerbread"?
"Greasy"?

...

"Geaver", "Geasel"?

RoyTordesLegend
09-27-2005, 05:12 PM
ONE SUGGESTION at a time McCoy!

I think it's "Gerhard"

Kjølen
09-27-2005, 06:50 PM
Oh great. ANOTHER person who's middle name we don't know. Well, Grissy told us when he made is crafty exit, but still! The point stands.

It's Gary.

90SK
09-27-2005, 07:40 PM
Huh, maybe it's just "Gee".

Skinkie
09-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Guacamoli

90SK
09-27-2005, 08:48 PM
Mmmm...guacamoli.

Yeah, it could work. Either way.

Alien426
09-28-2005, 02:23 AM
Gandhi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandhi), Geoffrey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001691/), Gaylord (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0212338/quotes), Gerald (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0574468/), Geralt (http://www.bibliotheka-phantastika.de/zyklen/zyklengeralt.htm)?

PoM
09-28-2005, 09:52 AM
Government?
Galactic?
Great?
Grapefruit?
Gordon?
Good?
Goody?
Gaw?
Give?
Go?
Giggle?
Google?
Boring?

Orange.

Ray Jones
09-28-2005, 10:16 AM
It's G. btw..



..


So who of you thinks I should tell you the long and exhausting story of the "G."?

What? You want to guess it?

K..

(But I do like Gary, uh.. really. And Guacamoli isn't bad either. Or maybe the "Gee" is involved, too?? ^^)

PS: Yeah, and only one guess at a time, please!!

RoyTordesLegend
09-28-2005, 11:29 AM
Ray "G-String-Loving.'" Jones?

PoM
09-28-2005, 12:52 PM
How about guy?

Jan Gaarni
09-28-2005, 02:31 PM
Does it have anything to do with Ali G.? :)

90SK
09-28-2005, 04:09 PM
G for "Grumpus"?

RoyTordesLegend
09-28-2005, 08:41 PM
Aaahhh, I can't believe I missed something so obvious.........it's Ray Guybrush. Jones...........isn't it?

90SK
09-28-2005, 10:47 PM
Woah! Dude, I think you've nailed it.

Ray Jones
09-29-2005, 07:06 AM
Whoa, Dude, I don't think so.

I mean, I like strings, but OMG!! DEM FUGGINA HODD PAANTY MAAN!!! *drool* *rubrubrub*. :D


Err, yeah, however, whatever and anyways,.. in conclusion it can't be Guybrush. You see the logic, eh?




[Oh, Uuuhhm, Edit?]
Does it have anything to do with Ali G.?Oh, Yes, of course!! ..

We got similar shaped attributes. -- A "G." in the name.

And while mine is placed centric, his one seems to be more right-handed. ^^;

Smon
09-29-2005, 07:40 AM
Greg?
Grog?
Drog?
Trog?
TROGDORRRRR!

DrMcCoy
09-29-2005, 08:05 AM
Giggles!

edlib
09-29-2005, 08:15 AM
Spot.

:dozey:

Ray Jones
09-29-2005, 09:55 AM
Hear, hear. ^______^ Very good. But wrong. :¬:

Alien426
09-29-2005, 10:20 AM
German, Germman, germ man
Görman, Gorman, gore man

Fealiks
09-29-2005, 04:26 PM
Spot.

:dozey:

damn... you beat me to it!

how about..

Garlic...? Garlic..... bread?!

¬¬

Kjølen
09-29-2005, 05:42 PM
Greggory, Gomez, Ginkostu

edlib
09-29-2005, 09:10 PM
"George Lucas."

DrMcCoy
09-29-2005, 09:14 PM
Goblin?

90SK
09-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Gastric?

edlib
09-29-2005, 11:53 PM
Gollum?

Alien426
09-30-2005, 01:26 AM
OMG, George (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush)?

Or are you the Gravitational constant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_constant)? But what does the dot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot) mean then? Are you a Destiny's Child fan? You are Das Mole!!!

PoM
09-30-2005, 01:07 PM
Grog gone?

PoM
09-30-2005, 01:08 PM
PS: Yeah, and only one guess at a time, please!!

He said it.

Golden?

DrMcCoy
09-30-2005, 01:49 PM
Gigolo!

Skinkie
09-30-2005, 07:37 PM
Gangbang

RoyTordesLegend
10-01-2005, 09:50 AM
Gangbang

I think we have a winner..........unless Ray's gonna put us right on this one...........?

poolking
10-01-2005, 10:19 AM
So who is Ray Jones? Is he some kind of legend around here?

Alien426
10-01-2005, 11:57 AM
No, Roy Tordes is the legend here. :¬:

RoyTordesLegend
10-01-2005, 12:06 PM
No, Alien's the legend, I'm just called Legend :)

RoyTordesLegend
10-01-2005, 12:07 PM
..........but Ray IS a legend......for all the wrong reasons, but a legend all the same!!!

Mr Cheese
10-01-2005, 10:02 PM
It stands for nothing, it just makes the name sound cooler.

poolking
10-02-2005, 05:27 AM
It stands for nothing, it just makes the name sound cooler.

Nope sounds naff to me. :)

Kjølen
10-02-2005, 01:17 PM
Gomen nasai.
Gildo.
Garbage
Garage
Gatenmaru

90SK
10-02-2005, 01:35 PM
God? Hey, why not?

Skinkie
10-03-2005, 08:48 PM
I think we have a winner..........unless Ray's gonna put us right on this one...........?


Oh man, do I win something?

90SK
10-03-2005, 09:01 PM
Oh yes. Enjoy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/screamscare.html).

PoM
10-04-2005, 01:55 AM
I clicked that link, but when i saw the title, i closed it again.
What is it, exactly?
I don't want one of these damned screamers...They give me a heart attack.

RoyTordesLegend
10-04-2005, 05:43 AM
Oh man, do I win something?

YES You get to be moderator of the Sam N Max forums for today only!!! Enjoy!!!

Ray Jones
10-04-2005, 11:06 AM
Oh man, soo many G-words.. ^^;

Yay, I'm afraid you people will be rather *unexcited* if I tell what's the thing about my G., ..
maybe you even want to beat the hell out of me, too. Perhabs I should choose one quickly. Maybe one of the above mentioned?? XD

Ohboyohboy.. Which one would be suitable? G-String? Gangbang? Gurke? Roy, help me out here.. ;D


Or shall I reveal the secret? What do you say. Wait, .. you don't know too.

90SK
10-04-2005, 11:29 AM
^^^
The suspense is killing me! What is it?

I clicked that link, but when i saw the title, i closed it again.
What is it, exactly?
I don't want one of these damned screamers...They give me a heart attack.

It's a scary asian man in this pinstripe suit who walks around screaming in the ears of unsuspecting victims.

Fender
10-04-2005, 05:39 PM
"Hello Burnt Face Man I have made you some PATE out of my own nasal hair and yeast!"

In other news, The G stands for Gourd.

Ray Jones
10-05-2005, 10:33 AM
No. It stands for som--shhhd, Ray.. don't!!--..Oh. OK, strange voice in my head.

edlib
10-05-2005, 11:12 AM
Grope

Grouper

Gaseous

"Giggity giggity giggity!"

"Gotcha!"

DrMcCoy
10-05-2005, 11:18 AM
Girlie! ;P

poolking
10-05-2005, 01:51 PM
Gump? :D

Alien426
10-05-2005, 02:04 PM
"Giggity giggity giggity!"
Griffin
Glen (as in Quagmire)

poolking
10-05-2005, 02:10 PM
Grasshopper?
Grunge?
Gremlin?
Gonad?

Skinkie
10-05-2005, 05:26 PM
Pffft, he doesn't really know, it's like the secret of Monkey Island, it's just to draw you in, there's no truth to that title.

edlib
10-05-2005, 07:46 PM
Ah, so... it's just like the "H." In "Jesus H. Christ!" I see... I think...

And I was just going to say: 'Gonorrhea' Oh well...
Well, I think I'll just go ahead and say it anyways, just cuz it's fun!

Gonorrhea!

Yay!

:joy:

DrMcCoy
10-06-2005, 09:21 AM
Ah, so... it's just like the "H." In "Jesus H. Christ!" I see... I think...

Or like the "H." in "Leonard H. McCoy"?

Fender
10-06-2005, 03:58 PM
Hannibal!

chrisakachris
10-06-2005, 07:12 PM
Goat.

edlib
10-07-2005, 07:17 AM
Goat.
Or how about Goatse?

:joy:

(No, it's not a link... don't panic.)

Ray Jones
10-07-2005, 08:07 AM
Now guess how many people point before reading the next line??

Alien426
10-07-2005, 08:14 AM
go-se (http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/phrase2.html#g) (look, it's a link!)
G-Man (http://img85.echo.cx/img85/2280/gman6lz.jpg)

Natty
10-07-2005, 08:24 AM
Gertrude.

PoM
10-08-2005, 04:48 AM
Goose?

Ray Jones
10-08-2005, 05:10 AM
I think I already posted relevant info at lf, years ago..

Let's see who has too much time at hands! ^_^

Natty
10-08-2005, 08:07 AM
Gay?

RoyTordesLegend
10-08-2005, 10:15 AM
Gay?

You won't be saying that when he's pounding on YOUR entrance wanting to come in!! (sorry!) :emodanc:

Kjølen
10-08-2005, 11:39 PM
Guybrush

PoM
10-09-2005, 04:57 AM
Garry?

edlib
10-09-2005, 10:31 AM
Greasy?

90SK
10-09-2005, 11:56 AM
Geoffrey?

mrGoodsoup
10-09-2005, 07:27 PM
Gran'daddy-Garcia!!

edlib
10-09-2005, 08:05 PM
Gravy.

Mmmmm... Gravy!

PoM
10-10-2005, 03:07 AM
Gravity?

PoM
10-10-2005, 03:08 AM
Good?

(Only one guess per post...)
(Hehe)

Kjølen
10-10-2005, 07:53 PM
PoM! I'd rather you break the rules of this particular thread than make a double post. You should know better.

Ray Jones
10-11-2005, 03:42 AM
Yes, Joshi will be really after you for that. And then you will never now my creepy secret.

PoM
10-11-2005, 07:21 AM
PoM! I'd rather you break the rules of this particular thread than make a double post. You should know better.



All right.



But only because i like red hair.

Kjølen
10-11-2005, 08:19 PM
Damn right you do. Brenna is your QUEEN.

90SK
10-11-2005, 08:22 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and drag this thread back on topic.

Greasy?

Ray Jones
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
Who can tell me what the "Ray" in Ray G. Jones means?

Alien426
10-12-2005, 03:11 AM
1.
...a. A thin line or narrow beam of light or other radiant energy.
...b. A graphic or other representation of such a line.
2. Radiance; light.
3. A small amount; a trace: not a ray of hope left.
4. Mathematics. A straight line extending from a point. Also called half-line.
5. A structure or part having the form of a straight line extending from a point.
6. Any of the bright streaks that are seen radiating from some craters on the moon.
7. Botany:
...a. A ray flower or the corolla of a ray flower.
...b. A branch of an umbel.
8. Zoology:
...a. One of the bony spines supporting the membrane of a fish's fin.
...b. One of the arms of a starfish or other radiate animal.
9. rays Slang. Sunshine: Let's go to the beach and catch some rays.

PoM
10-12-2005, 07:03 AM
Manta ray?
Ray?(The most historic city in the province "Tehran" in Iran.)
Ray as in that movie made 2004...which title was ray?
Ray as in the bone that makes up the skeleton of a fin?(Fish! LOL!)

...Rayman?


Edit: Who can tell me what the "Ray" in Ray G. Jones means?

Does that mean someone guessed the G right, or that you are trying to avoid that someones guesses right?

Alien426
10-12-2005, 08:46 AM
Ray as in that movie made 2004...which title was ray?
You're confusing that with Raylien (http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=218144).

Ray Jones
10-12-2005, 08:46 AM
Err.. nee, .. I just need a whole new meaning in my life. ^^;

PoM
10-12-2005, 10:07 AM
You're confusing that with Raylien (http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=218144).

Maybe...

I'm starting to go old.

*Is very old*

90SK
10-12-2005, 04:02 PM
I'm sure you'll always be young at heart.

Ray Jones
10-13-2005, 08:01 AM
OK. Who thinks I should tell you, so that Joshi can close this one due to fullfilled purposes, I mean having no sex-life, this man needs some fun. ;D


But remember, I already posted *very conclusive* information pretty much a while ago. Actually there is just one little fact missing. Thrik could know. Maybe. :~

PoM
10-13-2005, 09:47 AM
*Waits very patiently for Thrik.*

Raygun? :D

Ray Jones
10-13-2005, 10:50 AM
Oh. That's gonna be tough. You'll have to touch him *somewhere* to get info. On the other hand.. If I say "Thrik could know" .. what again could that mean? Well except that Thrik could know??

-- Raygun? Excellent. I used that once. The word. Eh..

PoM
10-13-2005, 03:21 PM
So what about X-ray!?

I bet you'd like X-ray vision...
That only works on clothes.

DrMcCoy
10-13-2005, 04:02 PM
I bet you'd like X-ray vision...
That only works on clothes.

...It wouldn't work at all, he'd need something behind the object-to-scan that reflects the X-rays... And it would only show the object's skeleton... At best...

Alien426
10-14-2005, 01:36 AM
Yeah, there's the hitch on all those "see through anything" or "move through anything" plots. It also means "through everything". Where will it stop?

Ray Jones
10-14-2005, 02:32 AM
Easy: Hot Girls. Nobody and Nothing, not even see-through-anything-thingers, will be able to 'overlook' the delicious eyecandy of a beautilful naked girl. May work on beautiful naked guys, too. Depends. Not for me I, however.

PoM
10-14-2005, 11:39 AM
What's the point of having X-ray vision if it's not a little unrealistic?
It's unrealistic to just have X-ray vision, so why not make the vision itself unrealistic?

DrMcCoy
10-14-2005, 02:03 PM
It's unrealistic to just have X-ray vision, so why not make the vision itself unrealistic?

I don't care about unrealistism, as long as the physics behind are at least somewhat realistic and correct... The X-ray vision show by cartoons, movies and stuff, however, are just blandly unrealistic, it nearly hurts...

PoM
10-14-2005, 05:49 PM
Maybe.
Y-RAY!? :D

Just kidding.
Bay?
Day?


What else rhymes with Ray!?
Stay! With Ray! In the day of the bays! On a regular basis!
With chokolate rays!
The day! Of the bays!
Of Ray!
RAY!
Ray G. Jones!
What does G. Stand for?
Garry, Larry, Barry, CHERRY? :D
NO!
Only Garry is G!
Good?
Goodsoup!?
Guybrush!?
Guy?
Gal?
Gimp?
Gay?
Gee?
Now, now, now...
We wish you GOOD DAY!
As in ray.
X-ray?
No!
Y-ray!?
Definately not!
Rayman!?!
Raygun!+
Rainbow!?
NO!
Just Ray, RAY G. JONES!

mmm...Kay?


*Bows*

*Applause*