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KingCheez
09-28-2005, 05:46 PM
So I wore my T-shirt to school to see who I could trick by making them think I was psychic. It worked pretty good.

Those who didn't get it, were just dumb. They were like "who cares about ur gay summercamp lawlz". The girl who SAYS she rented Psychonauts but bases her opinion solely off what she hears on G4, and therefore thinks it "doesn't reinvent the platformer and has no replay value" (I'd like to say I didn't hear that before...but she can't make her own opinion.) didn't know what it was. That's okay. She got suspended for strangling some girl, anyway.

Those who got it asked me to read their minds, asked for me to throw things with my mind, to light them on fire, et cetera.

I wanna do that. Maybe I should get one of those hemi-sync tapes, after all, I got one of those before and I got to have trippy lucid dreams.

...Hey I should break that out again and have a dream about Psychonauts. Yes.

Anyone else who can get the T-Shirt, do so, and tell everyone about YOUR time at Whispering Rock.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 05:53 PM
I'm gonna get a shirt for christmas.
The kids will look at me weird though, but it will be fun!!

90SK
09-28-2005, 06:01 PM
I don't relish the idea. Too many side-glances.

Klia
09-28-2005, 06:11 PM
I think I'll buy one. Nobody except for my friends will understand what it means.

Anyway, there is a lot of theories stating that people can be psychic. In increased eletrical activity (ie: Storm) a brain machine, and a scared human mind can lift a cup. It has happened before.

I mean we only use 10% of our brain. Imagine what the other percent can do!

However I believe most people who say they are psychic aren't.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 06:49 PM
I thought it was 20%. Man, have I been working too hard.

I personally think I'm psychic. I stopped wearing the shirt, though. Didn't want to hurt it.

TyraaRane
09-28-2005, 06:52 PM
However I believe most people who say they are psychic aren't.

I can turn traffic lights green just by looking at them. Also, streetlights tend to short out when I walk under them. Does that count?

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 07:14 PM
Yes.

I have the tendency of knowing what's going to happen next without warning. Psychic? Paranoid?

90SK
09-28-2005, 07:21 PM
Psychic and paranoid!

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 07:25 PM
That would be awesome, lemonman! Some of my favorite people are psychic and paranoid! I have a list of P&P friends.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 07:26 PM
Your avatar makes me think you're swooning for that guy.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 07:35 PM
Well. A properly cultivated petri-dish rat brain can fly a jet when hooked up to the controls. (And make a perfect landing.)

I think if a rat can fly a plane, there's a good chance all humans are born with psychic powers somewhere deep in their mind.

BUT THEN AGAIN I'M A CRACKPOT WITH RED EYES AND WEIRD DREAMS AND A SICK OBSESSION WITH PSYCHONAUTS, SPECIFICALLY VERNON.

90SK
09-28-2005, 07:37 PM
AHHHHHHHHHGH!

Don't worry, we all believe you.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 07:40 PM
Ew. Obsession is gross.

90SK
09-28-2005, 07:40 PM
Your avatar makes me think you're swooning for that guy.

Who me? Bah, it's only Dan Smith from Killer 7! He's a vicious hitman. He also bears a similar wardrobe to Spike from Bebop, doesn't he? I mean, the suit.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 07:41 PM
Right... you don't have him as a desktop, do you? That wouldn't be good.

I would know.

Smon
09-28-2005, 07:58 PM
I have Teleprediction... not Telekinesis... I'll just be eating, or posting here and then BAM I think of like, a Family Guy or South Park joke, and say "heh... that episode was pretty funny..." and then OMG THAT EPISODE IS ON LATER THAT DAY!!!

..psychic. Yep.

Also, I know Psychiatric Hypnosis.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 08:15 PM
I have vollyballesis. When I do the psychic formation, my team makes it over the net and we get the point. When I don't WE FAIL!!!! I don't know. I got to wear a toga today!!

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 08:15 PM
I can use the force. GHASP. I can control mindssssss.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 08:22 PM
Did you wear a toga today?

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 08:23 PM
No. I did that yesterday.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 08:27 PM
ohh, did you get candy for it??

Sokolov
10-04-2005, 10:56 PM
The most I've got out of my shirt was:
"Oh, did you go there?"

It was from a middle-aged lady in my photo class.
I just had to break a heart and explain it. I SHOULD have said: "Yes... I did."

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:22 PM
The most I've got out of my shirt was:
"Oh, did you go there?"

It was from a middle-aged lady in my photo class.
I just had to break a heart and explain it. I SHOULD have said: "Yes... I did."
That's why I'm afraid of wearing my shirts around... people think it's just a camp shirt. BUT I'M ACTUALLY EXPRESSING MY LOVE.